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So there was this CRISIS in my hometown of VILLA. TheHANOI district was gonna be used as a NUKETOWN. The LAUNCH would be in 3 hours and the RADIATION would kill us. So i went to the neighboring town of GRID and saw an ARRAY of hot blonde chicks. After an hour i CRACKED one of them and we went to the SUMMIT of Mt HAVANA. She told me to put my WMD in her but even though it was JUNGLE down there it was awesome and my FIRING RANGE increased by 5 inches. A new record!
firing range for domination can be unbelievably frustrating. after first few flag caps, it inevitably boils down to camping in crows nest or the 2 storey by A. the spawns are great if you have a leg up on em but if not you will have 2-3 guys on your ass trying to killwhore...so even if you kill the first guy, 2 others will inevitably show up and snipe you w G11 / M16 from a tiny window across the map. but still...i like it :)
Man if I played Black Ops this would be so useful! Too bad, I simply don't like it as much as Halo 3, StarCraft II, Minecraft, DDO, Diablo II, MW2, WaW, CoD4, Pokemon Platinum, Fable 3, Rainbow Six Vegas (1), Paper Mario, Super Mario Bros. Crossover, Super Mario Bros, Smash Bros. Melee, Mario 64, Madden '05, NFL 2K2, Gladius, Halo 2, Halo, Fable 1 w/ expansion, every really good flash game on Kongregate, Oblivion, Spyro THE Dragon (yes PS1), and some other games. Ya I don't like Reach.. Problem?
dude this is by far the most help vid that i have seen so far on youtube for call of duty black ops. i liked how you layed everything out it made a lot of sense. Keep up the good work. my gamer tag is tbonezach14 plz add me if you want
Last night, I got your girl into Last Stand. I used Deep Impact to Double Tap her Bouncing Bettys. She sucked me like she had Iron Lungs, I am glad I had Juggernaut. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning. Her Sleight Of Hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face. Luckily for her I used Steady Aim so none of it went on her hair. We went round for round because I was packing Bandolier. And you didn't here us because we were both using Dead Silence
Could that somehow be the reason why 4 and 5 came before this? because of capital letter fail? Guess that only shows how bureucratic and schematic machinima has become.. ah well.
@DXLZ he said search and destroy, demolition, didnt you see the round, retard, in search and demo, after every round starts, they do the first blood thing over again
Sorry Guy's im no't a spammer. I would just like to say though i have got a new up and coming channel. I have got good gameplay and i geuss funny commentary's. Every 15 subscribers i get i will host an open lobby and record it with my HD PVR. Everybody will have a clip in the highlights of the open lobby. But please just have a look at my channel and also SUBSCRIBE! Thankyou.
@Ignos42 Hardened pro is probably the most practical and useful pro in the game. Using it with Dual Mags effectively cuts the reload time in half for every other reload, and the no flinch is just great.
The song is Map Attack by Approaching Nirvana, it was originally just several seconds long made just for Sam, but they elongated into a 3 minutes group orgy session.
like firing range for team deathmatch and somewhat demolition....but firing range is horrible for domination so easy to get spawn kills....firing range really not a great objective playlist map in my opinion but alot better than nuketown...nuketown is worst small map made
you know what i hate? no , not people how say first ,but people who say stuff like "Fir...... o wait i have a life...." this is more annoying then people who write first because its all you see in the comments , like "first" people you only see 1 per video maybe more if they got beaten to it , and that's if you read the comments first thing when a video comes out to be honest i haven't seen a first comment in weeks but these "first people have no life" comments are annoying cus its all you see
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cpx1200 9 months ago
love the intro
MrManperson213 1 year ago
If you are actually jizzing because of watching a Call of Duty video, I would recommend seeing a doctor.
pakcheesy 1 year ago
17 people cant afford black ops
MrGamesTech 1 year ago
EPisode lol... :P
HanzisProduction 1 year ago
the tips willhelp me tommra thanks Dude
WhelaAndMates 1 year ago
go suck a dick u british faggot
OnlyUseMeThump 1 year ago
@OnlyUseMeThump Go back to your McDonalds you fat American cunt.
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killua9m 1 year ago
1) Go to Google Translate and
2) Type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then
3) English to Vietnamese
4) Copy paste the Vietnamese words
5) Vietnamese to English
6) Laugh
OfficiaIpodUser 1 year ago 23
@OfficiaIpodUser LOL!
qwer123428 1 year ago
@OfficiaIpodUser plz tell me. im too lazy lol
gartios11 1 year ago
@gartios11 justin will never reach puperty
OfficiaIpodUser 1 year ago
@gartios11 puberty*
OfficiaIpodUser 1 year ago
So there was this CRISIS in my hometown of VILLA. TheHANOI district was gonna be used as a NUKETOWN. The LAUNCH would be in 3 hours and the RADIATION would kill us. So i went to the neighboring town of GRID and saw an ARRAY of hot blonde chicks. After an hour i CRACKED one of them and we went to the SUMMIT of Mt HAVANA. She told me to put my WMD in her but even though it was JUNGLE down there it was awesome and my FIRING RANGE increased by 5 inches. A new record!
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YouSuckAtHalo 1 year ago
What's the best gun on black ops, i just use AK74u and M16 but i want someone elses opinion
TheSportzBOI 1 year ago
@TheSportzBOI my opinion is probaly the ak74u with rapid fire and i like to use the comando with dual mag and reflex and the l96a1 v.zoom
iiMoRTaLCobRa 1 year ago
THE NEW THUMBS ARE GAY!!
MrMesbahe 1 year ago
Why do machinima always make mistakes with you video titles sam? EPisode 2.
ConnorTARD 1 year ago
@ConnorTARD lol, as if you just complained about that
pauldaulby 1 year ago
" he he, you big boy.." - Trout <3
DomiNation999888 1 year ago
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GoldenChip444 1 year ago
Very nice...more to come I hope. I enjoy watching commentaries but these are actually helpful.
NgArclite 1 year ago
What I want to no what is with all the players changing my Care when it is like a black bird or gun ship can any one tell me
FTFfilmandmapmakers 1 year ago
@FTFfilmandmapmakers you can change care packages with hardline pro
Naadroj 1 year ago
finaly a machinima that helpful and does not have a wigger
slakethedemon 1 year ago 4
if u are on the a-flag just lay down aim straight up against B and throw lan perfect every time works vice versa aswell
krutfarfarr 1 year ago
Like anyone would take the advice of a level 10 noob.
kvj1989 1 year ago
@kvj1989 a 3rd prestige noob
Theshadow09SWB3 1 year ago 5
Your intros are like watching porn xD
002Trance 1 year ago
0:37 epic chopper gunner headshot?
Nightownerr 1 year ago
zirrgrizz one was better =)
lewis5500 1 year ago
3:02 'Use Spy Plane 5 times' ... 'Use Spy Plane 15 times'
WTF??
oItzKamil 1 year ago 5
Thanks for this :D
Wildboy07 1 year ago
firing range for domination can be unbelievably frustrating. after first few flag caps, it inevitably boils down to camping in crows nest or the 2 storey by A. the spawns are great if you have a leg up on em but if not you will have 2-3 guys on your ass trying to killwhore...so even if you kill the first guy, 2 others will inevitably show up and snipe you w G11 / M16 from a tiny window across the map. but still...i like it :)
Rushingclass 1 year ago
Man if I played Black Ops this would be so useful! Too bad, I simply don't like it as much as Halo 3, StarCraft II, Minecraft, DDO, Diablo II, MW2, WaW, CoD4, Pokemon Platinum, Fable 3, Rainbow Six Vegas (1), Paper Mario, Super Mario Bros. Crossover, Super Mario Bros, Smash Bros. Melee, Mario 64, Madden '05, NFL 2K2, Gladius, Halo 2, Halo, Fable 1 w/ expansion, every really good flash game on Kongregate, Oblivion, Spyro THE Dragon (yes PS1), and some other games. Ya I don't like Reach.. Problem?
Blarghmasta 1 year ago
@Blarghmasta Wow, you don't like the best game of Cod and Halo ?!
FreaksUnleashed101 1 year ago
@Blarghmasta Hi, I'm blarghmasta, I come on youtube.. list all of the games I wish I had then expect people to like me.
twitortund 1 year ago
@Blarghmasta CARECUP
xMorentz 1 year ago
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@Blarghmasta
yeah, gtfo the black ops vids if you dont care for it
StubornAssassin 1 year ago
@Blarghmasta Did you manage to fit in all the games you wanted to list, or did you run out of characters?
GateFail 1 year ago
your intro is so fucking epic.
TheEviscerate 1 year ago
i like the intro song :)
JoeyGirsang 1 year ago 2
Good job
InternalAwesomeness 1 year ago
Haha! Jacked a care package i assume?
kirbyboie 1 year ago
WOW! I learned something, more of these please.... off to watch the nuketown episode now..
ObsceneGreen 1 year ago
Dig the song man, NICE!
astropunk972 1 year ago
Firing range is a unique map where there are ways to control objectives and overall dominate. Hope for next episode to cover radiation or grid.
Aobnabis 1 year ago
wow i was just on this map pissing people off i got a china lake and team killed everyone >:{D they it kicked me :P
boowoocoo 1 year ago
@ijackt13 you mean that one shit map with horrible spawns that every noob likes because its easy to get a good game on?
fukkinmuppit 1 year ago
MY GAMER TAG is tbonezach14
MrTbonezach14 1 year ago
dude this is by far the most help vid that i have seen so far on youtube for call of duty black ops. i liked how you layed everything out it made a lot of sense. Keep up the good work. my gamer tag is tbonezach14 plz add me if you want
MrTbonezach14 1 year ago
soooooooooo lame
Gr0zN1 1 year ago
@Gr0zN1 whats lame?
WancakesTheBrave90 1 year ago
@WancakesTheBrave90
the whole fukin game is shit ok it sucks ass
Gr0zN1 7 months ago
@Gr0zN1 its better than MW2 though.
WancakesTheBrave90 7 months ago
black ops is shit enought said .....
gebczynski 1 year ago
@gebczynski With all due respect, if your going to insult something at lease use correct spelling.
XxShortyxX484 1 year ago
@XxShortyxX484 with all due respect, im in a rush sometimes and don't care enough to use spell check. Post what you think and be done with it :)
gebczynski 1 year ago
yay EPisode 2!!! lol
gahzilla 1 year ago
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Last night, I got your girl into Last Stand. I used Deep Impact to Double Tap her Bouncing Bettys. She sucked me like she had Iron Lungs, I am glad I had Juggernaut. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning. Her Sleight Of Hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face. Luckily for her I used Steady Aim so none of it went on her hair. We went round for round because I was packing Bandolier. And you didn't here us because we were both using Dead Silence
le162008 1 year ago
I love this series keep up the good work sam
applestomper 1 year ago
@runes3ape
Lol
shalumpski 1 year ago
not nearly as juzztastic as MW2's intro sorry penis
atza20 1 year ago
I think the reason that machinima is hatting on this series is because of Hutch and geometry wars....
darkninja516 1 year ago
they found episode 2!!!!
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Tightness8 1 year ago
i like the oppening for MW2 better haha.
pokemonuser28 1 year ago
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elitehero775 1 year ago
@elitehero775 haha lol thats what i think about them everytime
J3T5TR34M 1 year ago
firiring range is probably in my top 3 favorite maps
sirhc442 1 year ago
@wolf171717 98 and 2
TheMrSmilie 1 year ago
@TheMrSmilie 125-18
vindweeb 1 year ago
i got a 26 and 0 on this map.
wolf171717 1 year ago
@wolf171717 not really that amazing not to troll
guitarwiz9090 1 year ago
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runes3ape 1 year ago
@runes3ape wow ive seen that comment like on 20 different vids. its so retarted
houndog202 1 year ago
Sam5000 you should be mad for how they wrote your tittle.
Watching233 1 year ago
press 1:54 listen through 1:55 Ahh but next hubadabubu
TheEvanFiles 1 year ago
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JAH9495 1 year ago 105
@JAH9495 do you know how much of a douche u sound like
seriously who does that over gameplay
you have no fucking life you weirdo
"hey fellas just jizzed" "yeah wat mag" "um sam5000's gameplay"
fuckin freak
Charizaad 1 year ago
@JAH9495 Wowwwww that one is so old and over used.
roflcoptatbag 1 year ago
@JAH9495 fujiewguiu3g84 sorry i was thinking of somthing original.
pobbart13 1 year ago 3
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AdamNG1995 1 year ago
@JAH9495 Uhhh why were you naked :S
stashkid14 9 months ago
@stashkid14 Uhh why arnt you ?
JAH9495 9 months ago
@JAH9495 I am ;)
stashkid14 9 months ago
Easy way to get thumbs up, Justin Beiber is gay
GHOSTBUSTERS168 1 year ago
@GHOSTBUSTERS168 1. You got no thumbs up.
2. You spelt 'Bieber' wrong.
WATULKINAT 1 year ago
@WATULKINAT ya u would know how to spell bieber
MrMW2skillz 1 year ago
Could that somehow be the reason why 4 and 5 came before this? because of capital letter fail? Guess that only shows how bureucratic and schematic machinima has become.. ah well.
CptObliviouz 1 year ago
I got a death machine gun on launch. Managed 2 get 21 kills until been stabbed from behind :/
Sirrandomman 1 year ago
wooo wait a minute how can you get a first blood and a buzz kill?????
DXLZ 1 year ago
@DXLZ Search and Destroy, second or later rounds.
Espfors 1 year ago
@DXLZ he said search and destroy, demolition, didnt you see the round, retard, in search and demo, after every round starts, they do the first blood thing over again
rizbiz2333333 1 year ago
Tron soundtrack <3
iJaydin 1 year ago
Love Trout's reaction at the end.
Timmycoo 1 year ago
sams videos always have the BEST music
CaptainHookVII 1 year ago
Hey guys!
Add on psn: mrdoidovarrido if you are up for some some zombies ;D
dionisiogdrb 1 year ago
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/watch?v=QN-DLY-oj6I gut revives himself online?!?!?
tree12103 1 year ago
mw2 open lobby... good kill cams... join sesh gt: TeQ x Qwiks
LNGclanProductions 1 year ago
Kittehs!!!!!!!
Robbysass 1 year ago
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Sorry Guy's im no't a spammer. I would just like to say though i have got a new up and coming channel. I have got good gameplay and i geuss funny commentary's. Every 15 subscribers i get i will host an open lobby and record it with my HD PVR. Everybody will have a clip in the highlights of the open lobby. But please just have a look at my channel and also SUBSCRIBE! Thankyou.
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TheMrExhibit 1 year ago
Oh wow. Unlike most of these types of vids this one was useful.
Vercent1 1 year ago 147
@Vercent1 check out zzirgrizz tutorials they are really helpfull aswell.
manno95 1 year ago
i like the opening
kelin818 1 year ago
EPisode
geno344 1 year ago
re-upload?
PoisonSwarm 1 year ago
the opening reminds me of the days when i used to watch bill nye the science guy... is he dead?
Yuspliff 1 year ago
I don't care about squirrels getting wasted. That's their personal business.
ELBdelorean 1 year ago
does hardened really do all that much in BO? Cuz I dont see a difference when im shooting through walls
Ignos42 1 year ago
@Ignos42 Hardened pro is probably the most practical and useful pro in the game. Using it with Dual Mags effectively cuts the reload time in half for every other reload, and the no flinch is just great.
CrownedClown89 1 year ago
Firing Range is the best map in the game.
0426Metallica 1 year ago
i found the spot where you throw a grenade to flag a awhile ago. i got a 6 in 1 !!
BUTTSBMX 1 year ago
whats the intro song called?
Nickelback951000 1 year ago
OMG HOLY SHIT STOP ASKING ABOUT THE SONG!!!!! CHECK THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE U LEAVE A COMMENT CUZ ITS LIKE RITE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LeechDrawn84 1 year ago 2
legit intro
THEimportantKiND 1 year ago
Best Intro Ever!.
d3adk1ngz 1 year ago
this is my new favourite series on machinima
ALostKorean 1 year ago
this is my new favourite series on machinima
ALostKorean 1 year ago
intro song????
canyoubelieve3 1 year ago
I still LOVE to listen to that intro over and over!
MrFlyingLamma 1 year ago
love this series!
MOAR PLEASE MACHINIMA?
stingray1013 1 year ago
The song is Map Attack by Approaching Nirvana, it was originally just several seconds long made just for Sam, but they elongated into a 3 minutes group orgy session.
chsiao999 1 year ago
where the fuck can i get this fucking awesome song!?!?!?
roflol2pmdx 1 year ago
@roflol2pmdx if you kept up to date with sams channel, you'll find out
richishard 1 year ago
@roflol2pmdx check the description? he says it other vids sooo..... pay attention
LeechDrawn84 1 year ago
like firing range for team deathmatch and somewhat demolition....but firing range is horrible for domination so easy to get spawn kills....firing range really not a great objective playlist map in my opinion but alot better than nuketown...nuketown is worst small map made
vitalimpulse86 1 year ago
you know what i hate? no , not people how say first ,but people who say stuff like "Fir...... o wait i have a life...." this is more annoying then people who write first because its all you see in the comments , like "first" people you only see 1 per video maybe more if they got beaten to it , and that's if you read the comments first thing when a video comes out to be honest i haven't seen a first comment in weeks but these "first people have no life" comments are annoying cus its all you see
DacilTrance 1 year ago
how do you get the death machine??
isweariminsane 1 year ago
@isweariminsane ....
pottyboy2 1 year ago
@isweariminsane care package
millsy3333 1 year ago
@isweariminsane care package..... retard
LeechDrawn84 1 year ago
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alexace90 1 year ago
Eggs And Bacon
MrMarleyClayton999 1 year ago
Fir...... o wait i have a life....
JAH9495 1 year ago
@JAH9495 copying old joke=you dont have a life
tukarak 1 year ago 2
still love the intro
PlatinumX129 1 year ago
IN ORDER LOLWUT
MrChappy5 1 year ago
not gonna lie, this was a pretty good and useful video
bongoboyj 1 year ago
the akward tutral says" Oh Hai thare :3"
knightofthesoul 1 year ago
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ErasusFINLAND 1 year ago
I love whenever there is a map attack episode there is always one person that comments about the music
razorking769 1 year ago
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fermi1234 1 year ago
This is pretty cool :D
crux309 1 year ago
Hey guys can anyone check my movie maker montage? xD
RandomEkinoX4 1 year ago
I used to love this map. Then my disk got scratched and now I can't play Firing Range. And I have realised just how much I depise this map.
TheTechZombie 1 year ago
one person that disliked was killed by the death machine
hcoptertx 1 year ago
There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it!! Kkkk.
connorjjg 1 year ago
so where are the secret spots?
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Tightness8 1 year ago
wow i hate firing range soooooooo much, so many fuckin campers
tigran914 1 year ago
@tigran914 true!
39cleftspade 1 year ago
WHERE ARE EPISODE 5 AND 6!?
oh wait ;)
Gijsmeneer 1 year ago
Great job. Keep it up
TheCajun25 1 year ago
look at the title where it says episode
capital letters FAIL
DestroyedCinema 1 year ago 106
@DestroyedCinema OK i want you to try not to miss up the title when you have to upload about 50 videos a day.
ghostfackilla3 1 year ago
@DestroyedCinema you sir, have a noticing WIN
stickphantom 1 year ago
@DestroyedCinema Why is that a fail? It's spelt right.
8bit737 1 year ago
@8bit737 Wow learn to read a comment he said capitol letters fail.....not spelling fail
cd0g43 1 year ago
@8bit737 the P isnt suppose to be capital and it is
LeechDrawn84 1 year ago
@DestroyedCinema no1s perfect and i dont even see that
racking1112 1 year ago
@DestroyedCinema FAMAS + red dot = win?
Ghost + SoH + Ninja = win?
mikejclark 1 year ago
@DestroyedCinema are they really that lazy?
esthirteen 1 year ago
@DestroyedCinema shut the fuck up and deal with it.
killzstuff 1 year ago
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XXkiLLaX028 1 year ago
why is there no highest rated comment on this video?
jefferymazzaball 1 year ago 3
@jefferymazzaball Cause Nothing Was Rated... DUUUUHHHHHHHH!
39cleftspade 1 year ago
Kayden Kross -3
ExPain001 1 year ago
why is it always firing range ? god damn, i have probably seen this like 50 times in my subbox !
Olekrok 1 year ago 3
awesome intro!
13nickel13 1 year ago
EPisode FTW!
xTiLzProductions 1 year ago
No i'm not muslim now fuck off.
JellowHD 1 year ago 2