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  • love the intro

  • If you are actually jizzing because of watching a Call of Duty video, I would recommend seeing a doctor.

  • 17 people cant afford black ops

  • EPisode lol... :P

  • the tips willhelp me tommra thanks Dude 

  • go suck a dick u british faggot

  • @OnlyUseMeThump Go back to your McDonalds you fat American cunt.

  • 1) Go to Google Translate and

    2) Type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then

    3) English to Vietnamese

    4) Copy paste the Vietnamese words

    5) Vietnamese to English

    6) Laugh

  • @OfficiaIpodUser plz tell me. im too lazy lol

  • @gartios11 justin will never reach puperty

  • @gartios11 puberty*

  • So there was this CRISIS in my hometown of VILLA. TheHANOI district was gonna be used as a NUKETOWN. The LAUNCH would be in 3 hours and the RADIATION would kill us. So i went to the neighboring town of GRID and saw an ARRAY of hot blonde chicks. After an hour i CRACKED one of them and we went to the SUMMIT of Mt HAVANA. She told me to put my WMD in her but even though it was JUNGLE down there it was awesome and my FIRING RANGE increased by 5 inches. A new record!

  • What's the best gun on black ops, i just use AK74u and M16 but i want someone elses opinion

  • @TheSportzBOI my opinion is probaly the ak74u with rapid fire and i like to use the comando with dual mag and reflex and the l96a1 v.zoom

  • THE NEW THUMBS ARE GAY!!

  • Why do machinima always make mistakes with you video titles sam? EPisode 2.

  • @ConnorTARD lol, as if you just complained about that

  • " he he, you big boy.." - Trout <3

  • Very nice...more to come I hope. I enjoy watching commentaries but these are actually helpful.

  • What I want to no what is with all the players changing my Care when it is like a black bird or gun ship can any one tell me

  • @FTFfilmandmapmakers you can change care packages with hardline pro

  • finaly a machinima that helpful and does not have a wigger

  • if u are on the a-flag just lay down aim straight up against B and throw lan perfect every time works vice versa aswell

  • Like anyone would take the advice of a level 10 noob.

  • @kvj1989 a 3rd prestige noob

  • Your intros are like watching porn xD

  • 0:37 epic chopper gunner headshot?

  • zirrgrizz one was better =)

  • 3:02 'Use Spy Plane 5 times' ... 'Use Spy Plane 15 times'

    WTF??

  • Thanks for this :D

  • firing range for domination can be unbelievably frustrating. after first few flag caps, it inevitably boils down to camping in crows nest or the 2 storey by A. the spawns are great if you have a leg up on em but if not you will have 2-3 guys on your ass trying to killwhore...so even if you kill the first guy, 2 others will inevitably show up and snipe you w G11 / M16 from a tiny window across the map. but still...i like it :)

  • Man if I played Black Ops this would be so useful! Too bad, I simply don't like it as much as Halo 3, StarCraft II, Minecraft, DDO, Diablo II, MW2, WaW, CoD4, Pokemon Platinum, Fable 3, Rainbow Six Vegas (1), Paper Mario, Super Mario Bros. Crossover, Super Mario Bros, Smash Bros. Melee, Mario 64, Madden '05, NFL 2K2, Gladius, Halo 2, Halo, Fable 1 w/ expansion, every really good flash game on Kongregate, Oblivion, Spyro THE Dragon (yes PS1), and some other games. Ya I don't like Reach.. Problem?

  • @Blarghmasta Wow, you don't like the best game of Cod and Halo ?!

  • @Blarghmasta Hi, I'm blarghmasta, I come on youtube.. list all of the games I wish I had then expect people to like me.

  • @Blarghmasta CARECUP

  • @Blarghmasta Did you manage to fit in all the games you wanted to list, or did you run out of characters?

  • your intro is so fucking epic.

  • i like the intro song :)

  • Good job

  • Haha! Jacked a care package i assume?

  • WOW! I learned something, more of these please.... off to watch the nuketown episode now..

  • Dig the song man, NICE!

  • Firing range is a unique map where there are ways to control objectives and overall dominate. Hope for next episode to cover radiation or grid.

  • wow i was just on this map pissing people off i got a china lake and team killed everyone >:{D they it kicked me :P

  • @ijackt13 you mean that one shit map with horrible spawns that every noob likes because its easy to get a good game on?

  • MY GAMER TAG is tbonezach14

  • dude this is by far the most help vid that i have seen so far on youtube for call of duty black ops. i liked how you layed everything out it made a lot of sense. Keep up the good work. my gamer tag is tbonezach14 plz add me if you want

  • soooooooooo lame

  • @Gr0zN1 whats lame?

  • @WancakesTheBrave90

    the whole fukin game is shit ok it sucks ass

  • @Gr0zN1 its better than MW2 though.

  • black ops is shit enought said .....

  • @gebczynski With all due respect, if your going to insult something at lease use correct spelling.

  • @XxShortyxX484 with all due respect, im in a rush sometimes and don't care enough to use spell check. Post what you think and be done with it :)

  • yay EPisode 2!!! lol

  • I love this series keep up the good work sam

  • @runes3ape

    Lol

  • not nearly as juzztastic as MW2's intro sorry penis

  • I think the reason that machinima is hatting on this series is because of Hutch and geometry wars....

  • they found episode 2!!!!

  • i like the oppening for MW2 better haha.

  • @elitehero775 haha lol thats what i think about them everytime

  • firiring range is probably in my top 3 favorite maps

  • @wolf171717 98 and 2

  • @TheMrSmilie 125-18

  • i got a 26 and 0 on this map.

  • @wolf171717 not really that amazing not to troll

  • ʎɐqǝ ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu 'uɯɐp

  • @runes3ape wow ive seen that comment like on 20 different vids. its so retarted

  • Sam5000 you should be mad for how they wrote your tittle.

  • press 1:54 listen through 1:55 Ahh but next hubadabubu

  • @JAH9495 do you know how much of a douche u sound like

    seriously who does that over gameplay

    you have no fucking life you weirdo

    "hey fellas just jizzed" "yeah wat mag" "um sam5000's gameplay"

    fuckin freak

  • @JAH9495 Wowwwww that one is so old and over used.

  • @JAH9495 fujiewguiu3g84 sorry i was thinking of somthing original.

  • @JAH9495 dbhjabfksdfjhbdghjsaklfjdhugyd­uhwydnjvnbg don't worry i licked mine off

  • @JAH9495 Uhhh why were you naked :S

  • @stashkid14 Uhh why arnt you ? 

  • @JAH9495 I am ;)

  • Easy way to get thumbs up, Justin Beiber is gay

  • @GHOSTBUSTERS168 1. You got no thumbs up.

    2. You spelt 'Bieber' wrong.

  • @WATULKINAT ya u would know how to spell bieber

  • Could that somehow be the reason why 4 and 5 came before this? because of capital letter fail? Guess that only shows how bureucratic and schematic machinima has become.. ah well.

  • I got a death machine gun on launch. Managed 2 get 21 kills until been stabbed from behind :/

  • wooo wait a minute how can you get a first blood and a buzz kill?????

  • @DXLZ Search and Destroy, second or later rounds.

  • @DXLZ he said search and destroy, demolition, didnt you see the round, retard, in search and demo, after every round starts, they do the first blood thing over again

  • Tron soundtrack <3

  • Love Trout's reaction at the end. 

  • sams videos always have the BEST music

  • Hey guys!

    Add on psn: mrdoidovarrido if you are up for some some zombies ;D

  • mw2 open lobby... good kill cams... join sesh gt: TeQ x Qwiks

  • Kittehs!!!!!!!

  • Oh wow. Unlike most of these types of vids this one was useful.

  • @Vercent1 check out zzirgrizz tutorials they are really helpfull aswell.

  • i like the opening

  • EPisode

  • re-upload?

  • the opening reminds me of the days when i used to watch bill nye the science guy... is he dead?

  • I don't care about squirrels getting wasted. That's their personal business.

  • does hardened really do all that much in BO? Cuz I dont see a difference when im shooting through walls

  • @Ignos42 Hardened pro is probably the most practical and useful pro in the game. Using it with Dual Mags effectively cuts the reload time in half for every other reload, and the no flinch is just great.

  • Firing Range is the best map in the game.

  • i found the spot where you throw a grenade to flag a awhile ago. i got a 6 in 1 !!

  • whats the intro song called?

  • OMG HOLY SHIT STOP ASKING ABOUT THE SONG!!!!! CHECK THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE U LEAVE A COMMENT CUZ ITS LIKE RITE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • legit intro

  • Best Intro Ever!.

  • this is my new favourite series on machinima

  • this is my new favourite series on machinima

  • intro song????

  • I still LOVE to listen to that intro over and over!

  • love this series!

    MOAR PLEASE MACHINIMA?

  • The song is Map Attack by Approaching Nirvana, it was originally just several seconds long made just for Sam, but they elongated into a 3 minutes group orgy session.

  • where the fuck can i get this fucking awesome song!?!?!?

  • @roflol2pmdx if you kept up to date with sams channel, you'll find out

  • @roflol2pmdx check the description? he says it other vids sooo..... pay attention

  • like firing range for team deathmatch and somewhat demolition....but firing range is horrible for domination so easy to get spawn kills....firing range really not a great objective playlist map in my opinion but alot better than nuketown...nuketown is worst small map made

  • you know what i hate? no , not people how say first ,but people who say stuff like "Fir...... o wait i have a life...." this is more annoying then people who write first because its all you see in the comments , like "first" people you only see 1 per video maybe more if they got beaten to it , and that's if you read the comments first thing when a video comes out to be honest i haven't seen a first comment in weeks but these "first people have no life" comments are annoying cus its all you see

  • how do you get the death machine??

  • @isweariminsane ....

  • @isweariminsane care package

  • @isweariminsane care package..... retard

  • Eggs And Bacon

  • Fir...... o wait i have a life....

  • @JAH9495 copying old joke=you dont have a life

  • still love the intro

  • IN ORDER LOLWUT

  • not gonna lie, this was a pretty good and useful video

  • the akward tutral says" Oh Hai thare :3"

  • I love whenever there is a map attack episode there is always one person that comments about the music

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  • This is pretty cool :D

  • Hey guys can anyone check my movie maker montage? xD

  • I used to love this map. Then my disk got scratched and now I can't play Firing Range. And I have realised just how much I depise this map.

  • one person that disliked was killed by the death machine

  • There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it!! Kkkk.

  • so where are the secret spots?

  • wow i hate firing range soooooooo much, so many fuckin campers

  • @tigran914 true!

  • WHERE ARE EPISODE 5 AND 6!?

    oh wait ;)

  • Great job. Keep it up

  • look at the title where it says episode

    capital letters FAIL

  • @DestroyedCinema OK i want you to try not to miss up the title when you have to upload about 50 videos a day.

  • @DestroyedCinema you sir, have a noticing WIN

  • @DestroyedCinema Why is that a fail? It's spelt right.

  • @8bit737 Wow learn to read a comment he said capitol letters fail.....not spelling fail

  • @8bit737 the P isnt suppose to be capital and it is

  • @DestroyedCinema no1s perfect and i dont even see that

  • @DestroyedCinema FAMAS + red dot = win?

    Ghost + SoH + Ninja = win?

  • @DestroyedCinema are they really that lazy?

  • @DestroyedCinema shut the fuck up and deal with it.

  • why is there no highest rated comment on this video?

  • @jefferymazzaball Cause Nothing Was Rated... DUUUUHHHHHHHH!

  • Kayden Kross -3

  • why is it always firing range ? god damn, i have probably seen this like 50 times in my subbox !

  • awesome intro!

  • EPisode FTW!

  • No i'm not muslim now fuck off.