How to defeat the orcs

[behroozdk]

LMAO,, omfg ... i havnt laughed soo FUKIN hard in a long time... ahahah this guy is halarious,,, keep it up ahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah­h!!

[TibiaOTarena]

Ok so I am commenting this because I can't believe that there actually are so many stupid people, I mean reading some of these make me lose faith in humanity.

This video is a joke. How do I know this? Well first thing it's funny as hell.

2. You can't have that many grunts in so short time his friend was playing and they put all grunts there before in world editor, I know this because his "scouting" peasent clearly avoided the grunts.

I played wc3 for years I know.

To lak~ Best video ever!!!

[aldanjah]

this orc is a pro, u had not a chance..

[usernamer91]

This is great!!! Especially the microing! xD

[SimaSupremacy]

Wasted 7 fucking min ok my life.

[bobo4451]

are you russian?

[troll00712]

frekin halarios

[xTrolldogx]

this video is a show, its nothing serious, chill ppl.

[Keeshiu]

Does this guy not know how to talk... ?

[akiyokotakiyo]

guys, this suppose to be funny not serious.

[polarbear255]

This is why I leave when I see orcs on loading screen.

[peer263]

I thought the title is "how to defeat the orc" not how to be defeated by the orc...

BTW orc was a hacker for sure

[wesleywenbgy]

Haha this guy should make more videos hes hilarious :/

[atomisten]

u talk so confused, lot of erm... aah.... errr.... etc, u should practice it, like talking aloud most things u think when u r alone and such

[imwayhtosexy]

Orc is pro man... Damn he must teach me that grunt rush!

[ThorAustria]

WTf what a noob



[ThorAustria]

omg i get aggressive listening to him think he is bit stupid or gave extrem brain lags

[eternalobi]

Regular orc push.

[Gizziiusa]

Looks like helms deep to me, except nobody came to the rescue.

[TheSkillinator]

u suck

[xturtlex]

pro btbam intro

[xrcrazy1]

ahahahha gosu move when he runs in a circle.

[xrcrazy1]

this is so fucking funny.

[Bawadex]

@xrcrazy1 indeed



[wesleywenbgy]

Lol this is the funniest w3 vid I ever watched .. Tat made my day LMAO

[Relikboy]

A good example of a troll. Well done.

[LDFspy14]

@MexaCii  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha !!!!!!

[TheEvilPillows]

@MexaCii this is not WORLD of warcraft, where people get stupider as time goes on :P

[RuiNOn3]

regular grunt push :D

[mingemaster323]

its a joke man, rofl.

[evil661productions]

wtf did i just watch?

[lakritzc]

@evil661productions the most awesomething thing ever

[lakritzc]

@evil661productions the most awesomething thing ever

[size123]

Man ill GG this noob before first nightfall ! Even with his MICROING OUT SKILLS !

[monico48]

LOL, dude that video was just epic. I've never laughed so hard, love the ending

[jigsaw10111]

you are amazing man ... hahaha

[trancetheking]

haha dude ur so funny XD

subscribed even u have no idea from the game i love ur talkign :D :D

[doggydog713]

lmao! dang ..never seen dat.. but nice vid

[H4XX0Rstyle]

I really Love this....the Way you play As well as your nice comments...

[tomlhm]

what the fuck....

[SporkRimesOnFork]

Hmm, using militia to kill creeps? That's not a bad idea, why didn't I think of that? Gonna try it out!

[RefleX091]

haha i love ur movies and ur sense of humour keep on ;)

[maxxxkiller]

LOL @5:17

[k4rb0n3]

noob

[TheSonOfTheSystem]

haha , this is rly awsome!

[007PeNDrAGoN]

great game.

[Assasinor500]

you are the worst player i have ever seen

[Jimzi]

"maybe do some damage on my towers, so they will ignore it". lol

[arob006]

rofls 100000 grunts

[DecHelmore]

This is the BEST video on youtube.

[RGA54ETYHA5YH]

@DecHelmore readlly?..........

[Firense666]

Lol people, this is obviously a joke, I don't see why you are all reacting so seriously XD

"I believe he sends a... he's doing the regular Grunt push." (30 Grunts incoming) XD

[Menorka123]

Loved this! I's actaully so precisely on the borderline between retarded and ambitious that some people are going crazy. It is perfect. Everything from the lingo to the techniques to the voice acting is brilliant. One of the best wc3 videos evar!!!

Cheers!

[TheNeCafe]

does no one get this is just a joke?

[UNo0b]

your bad



[cxjiek]

lol, Could had put a rick roll there when the mass grunts came

[Chr1ssan]

hahahahaahahahahahahaha

[FAKENGAYY]

i want to suck your bloouud!!!

[Killeregg9000]

fuken hack y dont u save the replay and report him

[rolcsee]

lúzer idiot

[uzernam302]

lol wth?? :P

[EmilSSU]

U got defeated man..

[NeVeR1993]

hahaha

[MapleRevolutions]

sexiest voice ever (:

[lakritzc]

@MapleRevolutions you obviously know a real man when you hear it!

[boneboy767]

......dude stop using "microing ouT" when all hes doin is runnin away....

[lakritzc]

@boneboy767 are you blind to see imba micro? noob

[r0b0wn3d]

AWESOME VID!!! omg u r hilarious!!!! i could really use some more firepower to my army LOL... 6.40 I THINK I COULD STILL MAKE THIS GAME MUAHHAUAAAHAHHA

<3 DUDE XD

[Lumhalgh]

HELMS DEEP!! Keep it up Black Hero, you pwn lol

[frostydisco]

4:25 "that is probably the best idea I've had today" haha hilarious!

[johnl5r3w]

do you have a speech impendiment?

[lakritzc]

@johnl5r3w well, that depends. does your face have a reverse effect of attraction to girls?

[McSchaukel]

again dude. THIS VID IS AWESOME. Probably the best you ever produced :) And to those who cant see what this is: THIS IS ART. (talking about low skill, nerd language or hacks .... ART, this is art :D)

[lakritzc]

@McSchaukel you have a good eye, when im done with my black-hero trilogy ill return to the root-style of blackhero =)

[jksaksok]

if this is meant to be serious then what a fucking noob you are

if this is meant to be a laugh then its bloody hilarious lol

at 4:14 'oh shit shit! you could see hes clearly mocroing out my tower, that is one gosu move' lolololololol

[lakritzc]

@jksaksok if you are familiar to the term sarcasm, then you should know

[HugoDeftz]

Man, your voice sounds like a nerd and you don't even know what to say, like "ye-ye-yeah, uh...like...uh...". And seriously, who the hell says "lol" in real life? Hahahaha, why did you post this shit? You are a joke alive now.

[lakritzc]

@HugoDeftz yeah son, keep em comin, one good comment and you'll probably lose ur virginity. hugs

[inextremoiscool]

micro out my archmage at 3:18 omfg

[inextremoiscool]

theone u are fucking right....noobs -.-

[blackxii1]

aaaaahaahaha

[jojopojo333]

hahah nice dude soo funny i just hope this is not serius

[doomdoomdoo]

btw, i said 400 gold for barracks because u need at least 2 to get that many grunts

[doomdoomdoo]

it was hack for sure. i counted 28 grunts (prolly more) and even with 6 clones 22 grunts at half point nightfall is impossible. thats 4400 gold for grunts, 1120 gold for 7 burrows, 400 for barracks, all which is unachievable at that time. at that time all races mine about 3500 gold or so

[toggymedy]

@doomdoomdoo hahahaha. Wasnt hacking. The vid doesnt start first day. Starts 2nd day, so the orc has already had one day to make units.

[doomdoomdoo]

@toggymedy um, what? 2nd day?  sun goes down and nightfall comes? thats what most people mean by halfpoint nightfall... anyway, it is still impossible. i tried it myself. not even close to that many grunts.

[watergun7]

@doomdoomdoo dude it's NOT a hack. It's an arranged "joke" more like. if you looke at 3.11 when he clicks the goblin lab that all 3 zappers are available which means that it's the 4th day (since the first zapper is availabe on the 2nd day). I know why 15 people pressed thumb up- they must have not seen it either. I also don't know if the click on the goblin lab as a "clue" was intentional...

[k4rb0n3]

@doomdoomdoo

man u got to much free-time :o Xd

[lakritzc]

@doomdoomdoo its possible with good micro

[rapt0rgrrr]

@lakritzc its also possible if the orc teched depretading and made some hits in the beginning.. or fast 2. exe and get mass gold without second main base.. and also u did not play very well... another possibility is, that u played against 2 enemies :D

[lakritzc]

@rapt0rgrrr Another possibility is that I am from the future

[ozmusic657]

@lakritzc a very real possibility

[sdfefde]

@lakritzc you best youtube-gaming troll :D

[SnooGLukA]

Loved all your videos =D

[PlayingWithMyWiisFan]

U said how to defeat them, not lose to them

[Marshel9MFS]

OFCOURSE HE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY!

fuckin nerds grow up!

very nice vid ! had to laugh a lot ! :D

5/5

[Mudd0000]

YEah, It has to be a custom map, how can you get that many grunts in 5 minutes...

[gangbangz]

wand of illusion??

[faxx10]

this guy is terrible and fucking retarded

[KnarkPekka]

Yep, and thats how to defeat the orcs with the gosu micro skills!

MASS IS FOR NOOBS!!

[mathewmanson000]

LOL just finished the vid and pwned.

[mathewmanson000]

I think the Alliance is annoying, all people do unless they are pro is spam tanks or g riders.

[sayuran]

i love how he still posted this video, and put the title how to defeat the orcs...

[Ashfi3ld]

@sayuran  it's obviously a joke video.

[SperSARUMAN]

Oohhhh men are you idiot??

[JustaBadPlayer]

HAHAHHAA :D

Damn he is getting owned :D

DAMN DAMN DAMN He always says :D

That guy rocks :D:D

And always the crazy noise he is doing with his noise :D

[colonelskillz]

it doesnt matter how good your micro is, you cant beat that!

[AndrewMChannel]

epic fail :D

[AndrewMChannel]

Ive played almost 100 games as a human and for me the most difficult matches are against orcs. But if i played like you, i would have even more problems.

[gotpudding91]

lol man u suck

[lazarakigr]

you are so noob my friend how i defeat my self it was the true tittle

[NecroCrime]

omg...actually the title is wrong it should be "barely english talking noob get's rushed by pro"...now seriously what's the point of uploading a shitty video like that on youtube?

[VoodooPeopleAYS]

if you think that was a pro rush you're probably a noob yourself, aren't you?

now that was one of the most hillarious videos I've seen on YT so far :D

[NecroCrime]

yeah I really am not good, but he had a lot of grunts in such a short time, how can he be not good?

[VoodooPeopleAYS]

that was some kind of cheat or something. in another video there's the same orc rush from an UD player - how pro is that? :D

[NecroCrime]

actually you're the noob here if you think that someone who can rush is cheating....

[VoodooPeopleAYS]

Okay do me a favor. Go to lakritz's profile, go watch "how to defeat the undead" video and watch the 7th minute.

It's 1v1 Human vs Undead. Human. Undead.

There's grunts.

Grunts.

Lots of grunts.

Yeah. These are definately not hacks.

And I'm a noob.

[PPewt]

It's just a custom map (notice how you don't get to see him joining the game).

In "how to defeat the undead" he has the join part to make it seem more realistic, but if you pay attention the loading screen ends too soon, ie it was not the loading screen for that match.

[FireDaemon47]

insane XD

[nanogreen11]

hahahaha

[turuu214]

lol best wc3 replay ever

[moviemaster2010]

wtf is that guy hacking????

[StardreamerPF]

surrounded by lumbermill :D ftw

you rule

[StardreamerPF]

LMFAO.

[peffiSC2source]

he s doin the regular .. grunt push... xD

[13Stallion]

ROFL lol this guy is fucking hilarious

[cOlz23]

:D:D:D

[ishaev]

mad funny lol, should probably mention that its a joke in the description so not so many people talk crap

[DPort337]

LMFAO "oh this is a normal orc strat" LMFAO normal grunt rush LOL

[iWearCapeIRL]

And that guy was hacking btw.

[iWearCapeIRL]

This guy has got to be satire...

[icefire258]

You are a noob...no help at all..AT ALL!

[ersuba]

he is a gay fr!

[eliden]

OMFG I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

[ihateblkpeoplefyi]

He is terrible.

[0BALLINN0]

wtf this video was no help at all.

[DjStagG]

"I like farms" HAHAHAHA

[YoMaafaka]

what a fuckin hilarious voice u have ahahahha :D

[cdbboy]

Fuckin Noob Human, gay handicapped stupid commentator, arcane tower down....... slow first creep

[2MinuteSoup]

LMFAO this is hilarious

[campbpar]

staged. like pro wrestling

[Marshel9MFS]

gosu moooove :D

[bluepwner]

fake... to mass grunz 4 this time...

[flav0r00]

mapped ? or how did he get those fucking grunts O.O?

[flav0r00]

"lol lol gg" XD

[flav0r00]

WHAT T3H FUCK ? how did he got the 30 grunts ? o.o

[sibenikkk]

how did the grunts come in the "how to pwn ud" ?

[WhySoUnavailable]

Didn't you read the chat? He was hiding in the forest!

[sibenikkk]

haha :D, no rlly i saw him on bnet searchin for 1n1 game, when the game started only 2 players were shown, how did he edit that

[mappeMaa]

haha i love these parodies

[Bladerunner20006]

ROFL, I love the part when your opponent rushes in with like 30 grunts and you have like 2 footmen and a hero xD.

[LoveMyGames]

Hahahaha lol jag trodde att du sa att man inte lär sig engelska ''i ditt land'' lol? du e ju fan svensk din fag

[solemnRanger]

wow, this sucked

[numbsauce]

I swear, everytime you talk, it sounds like a cock is stuffed in your mouth.

[lakritzc]

Funny, everytime you talk, your mouth is literally filled with cocks

[PepeRoXxS]

xD u are a big noob! fool -,-

[NooBFTWin]

lol, you are an extremely bad player, seriously...

[lakritzc]

Oh LoLz DiDnT kNoW i WaS sO bAd I mUsT HaVe MiSsEd A pEoN aT stArT, Damn i thought i was best now i have to tell this to my family oh no, this is an major epidemic for me, i think i will probably die from a lethal depression

[NooBFTWin]

"A" major epidemic, learn to write = thx :D

[lakritzc]

I just did, double-faggot.

[okamasphere]

Please annunciate you're words my careful and clearly so I can understand what you are saying.

thx

[lakritzc]

You want me to announce that I am words and you are careful and clearly? Why would I say that?

[nilleftw]

You sir, are a retard.

[anthyo2]

Funny, but please don't post under a serious title. Here I thought I was gonna watch something serious.

[lakritzc]

if you think "how to defeat the orcs" sounds serious and not totally super duper vague, then im sorry it doesnt reach your estrogen level

[anthyo2]

It's okay, just be more careful in the future. Also, go fuck yourself.

[lakritzc]

Man you could menstrate a river

[openanewworld]

your opponent is using cheat obviously man, he types "greedisgood" man, there is no way he can produce that amount of orcs in that short time, are you joking me, your play is very noob too, so check out more of good players game and stop playing with cheater too

[lakritzc]

lol, are you serious, or are you 12 years old?

[NeedMoreLumber]

You're a noob. I can make that much in that time.

It's not a short amount of time. I would say it takes only a few min to make that much.

And everyone types in cheats online as a joke.

[lakritzc]

Yeah, cheats.... Wouldn't be suprised if your daddy ever mentioned you weren't the sharpest tool in the shed.

[NeedMoreLumber]

whosyourdaddy?

[lakritzc]

Are you that bad? Seriously. Learn to analyse a game, you can even see the game from the start, there is no chat log that opens and writes a cheat. Its a staged game, not really that hard to see, come back when you've moved up the IQ ladder.

[lakritzc]

Dude seriously... Use your head, I promise you there is no cheating codes used in this game.

[NeedMoreLumber]

I know, I was telling the other guy that you didn't use cheats lol, I think it confused you. I know theres no cheats xD. I was telling the other guy =/

Great videos though, good laugh keep em coming. I'm a subscriber :D