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  • jaden was annoying, but he was suppose to be annoying.

  • but I loved this movie!!!!!!!!

  • .................F*CK THIS ALL OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!

  • I guess that wasn't really a stretch for Reeves playing an emotionless being, But that kid was just unbearable. However I do enjoy looking at Jennifer Connelly no matter what she's in!

  • I'm gonna put some beans out there; the only other movie I fell asleep on was E.T.

    I completely passed out on this movie... some ol' bullshit!!

  • I will always know Keanu Reeves as Neo lol. Honestly the best role he had, if not one of.

  • big business has taken over, product placements... so basically all this movie is... is a big long advertisement for mcdonalds.. thats all it is...

  • fuck you, bullshit, rental, matinee, full price, better than sex?

  • This movie gets a flat out FUCK YOU from me. I thought this was one of the biggest pieces of shit Hollywood ever could have made. Not only was there absolutely nothing good about this film to me, but the ending was trying to force me to care about a character who did nothing but act like an asshole for two hours. Everything that made the original here was torn out with the bloody claws of mainstream media.

  • I want to see these guys and the nostalgia critic review some movie

  • Who else has the sudden urge to go to McDonalds after watching this movie?

  • he was too generous when it came to this movie, it isn't a rental, if you rent it it would be a waste of your money, if you have nothing better to watch on tv, infomercials, test patterns, static, then i would suggest that you watch this movie, other than that, HELL NO, do not waste money of any kind on this movie.

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  • You're pretty much right on the money with this review.

  • Jon Hamm!

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  • @Cruzman3609 A bit racist there buddy?

  • Here my theory on remakesyou may agree with me, I believe they should start to remake bad movies or inferior movies like Battlefield Earth or Batman and Robin etc, Movies that they believe have good aspects. Instead of remaking movies that are at the height of excellence. Thumbs up if you agree.

  • LoL

  • Jaden Smith Is A Great Actor, He Owned The Movie.

  • @07liberian He is a good actor, but his character just annoyed me. But maybe he was supposed to.

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  • What's up with you bastards saying the new one sucks? Just because your daddy says he liked the old one better because he was born during that time?

  • Movie was not very bad, but after seeing the original I really cant say that 2008 is a remake. There are so much diferences. The main message is changed (in my oppinion its good, becouse it talks about saving Earth), the characters are changed (I hated that little annoying kid), the story is changed too, and damn it they changed Gort (it looks good, but damn why you need it to make him 10 m in high)?

    In conclusion the original is way better, but you should check out remake too. Its pretty fun.

  • fuck you gus i like the movie

  • i actually liked this movie.. :(

  • This movies was absolute SHIT! The filmmakers took a classic movie with a message about world peace and made it just another big budget Hollywood blockbuster. Fuck you Hollywood for taking a shit on classic movies!

  • this movie sucked epically... i give it a FUCK YOU!

    the original was absolutely brilliant, i loved it to the core. this one was sooooooo boring, it made no sense, the acting was shit and the end copped copious amounts of cock in the rear...

  • It was ok I guess

    Kind of slow though

  • I Love Kid Actors but Jadan Smith is so 1-Dimensional and so annoying that you just want that kid dead.

  • My dad fell asleep during this movie! xD

    And I was watching it with a look on my face like this: ô.Ô

    When it was over I ran out of the cinema half traumatized just because it was so painfully awful!

  • Keanu is a great actor I know he doesn't show emotions but look at this

    Neo wasn't emotion less but a serious character

    Kevin from devils advocate was a lawyer who always had his job 1st in mind

    Klaptu is an alien so WTH

    The police character from street kings, it was cold person.

    His acting is good because all his characters are emotionless

  • @MrLiquidjcb13

    Keanu is a great actor?

    You must be brain dead.

  • 07liberian Well is Will Smith's legacies he must have talent or else

  • The sandwich was the best actor in this movie.

    This piece of shit is the reason I hate cinema now.

  • This movie sucked. Badly.

    I swear to God, most of the extra characters looked like women. If you have seen it, can you not agree that the police officer that was revived by Klaatu looked like a woman with a fake mustache? When I saw it, I also had no damn idea if the little kid was male or female.

    Actually, this movie didn't just suck. It was an unmitagated pile of shit.

  • i fell asleep in this movie

  • "what were you before you were human?"

    " It would only scary the shit out of you." i didn't care for this movie

  • if you go to site Movie Watcherus then you can see this free lol

  • Jaden Smith Was EASILY The Best Actor In The Movie.

    Thats One Talented Little Fucker, I Gotta Admit!

  • The ending sucks.

    sounds like the ending of the original is WAAAAAAY different.

  • @deadhawk1212

    In the original: Stop fighting each other or we will destroy you with Gort

    New one: No technology, I guess we'll be better off and instantly go back to a nature-reliant society; in other words, shit.

  • Stop worshipping Glen Beck. lol

  • trust me, the two movies are almost incomparable...

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  • i give it some o bullshit

  • Check it out, this is free to watch on Full Movie World . com - no joke!

  • These people are all WRONG! This movie was FRIKKEN AWESOME!

  • 2:30 oh look, theyre in a civic :D

  • Keanu Reeves becomes human and enrols in acting lessons, but they don't work. He still keeps getting jobs anyway, cos he's one sexy goodlooking mothafukka.

  • can someone tell me the ending? i saw it before but forgot. thanks

  • @hanseykemmerer earth is spared, humans lived happily ever after teh end :P

  • keanu reeves sacrifice himself to save the earth ... eeeeeeeeeend

  • @slimbolo I'm glad that I read that spoiler, because I have no intrest in watching this movie now since it clearly doesn't end up going anywhere remotely interesting...

  • naa don`t get me wrong ...you could watchit ... not a good keanu movie , that all we`ll remember (like matrix,lake house....) , but if you`re a keanu fan (like me) you could give it a try .. it has some good scenes ..and maybe you`ll like it... but if you`re not a fan .. don`t bother ...

    (sorry for my english...it`s not my mother language)

  • @hanseykemmerer the end is dumb...the inscect die and jennifer is alive..

  • Very Free Mason illuminatti type of movie. did anyone notice the symbols? the pyramids and the sun etc

  • *sigh*

  • Man, I went to see this movie practically by force...and the whole experience was a complete bitch. Even before the damn thing started, I had to endure shit from people who looked at me like I had just crawled out of a dump (fucking racist sons of bitches!)...and then the real horror began with this piece of crap. The worst part was that I shelled out 15 bucks for shit that I wouldn't even watch as a rental...had I known the horror of it all.

  • This movie was a gold plated turd.

  • This movie was terrible, lol. The only part I liked was the part when all the animals on earth were being carried away in these bubbles. That was pretty cool. But once Iron Man shows up and goes berserk . . . BS.

  • I just watched this movie the other day. I really consider it a reimagining rather than a remake.

  • Believe it or not, several Aliens do come into McDonalds with plans of World Destruction.

  • Saw the original for the first time and its one of my favorite movies of all time. I may rent the new one ,watch it on tv,or just not see i.

  • The original movie came out in the 1950s quite obviously. It was a movie with a message on the Cold War. Klaatu came to earth with a warning. He stated at his departure that machines such as Gort(Robot) kept peace on his planet, so any action made to any other person would end in the death of the attacker. Russia and The United States had the power of nuclear missiles, and were locked in what is known as a Cold War, and there are enough nuclear missiles to wipe out every main civilization in the

  • I love Keanu Reeves, but this movie was... meh. It's crap. Jen Connelay looked like a drug addict sometimes, I was like, "... THE FUCK?!"

  • Old one waz better

  • in all movie Jennifer Conelly looks soooooooooooooooooo fuckin sad

    i wanna cry if i view her eyes one more time

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  • you should review the remake of Psycho...that was really a rental

  • rental

  • i thought this was actually a pretty good movie if it didnt have a predecessor other than that i thought if was pretty good and Kano finally got the roll he needed

  • What many people may mistake about this movie is that it is(as far as I can tell) a sequal to the original. In the original he talks about destroying earth. He says that if we do not stop our ways he will return and destroy us all. This movie is about him returning and keeping that promise. This realization makes the movie better becuase you really can't relate it as much to the original. Hope you found this helpful.

  • This movie was not good in my opinion. From what I remember...Stop destroying earth: Earth has an amazing ability to recover so don't give me that crap. Humans are a war like: Who isn't? We wage war for land, for people, for honor, and stuff. I find it so funny on how he is so ready to destroy us all. Wait save the animals...What! They Slaughter each other for survival. Better then our reason? Plus the at the end, if we lost technology we have no way of going back. Mass panic, riot, starvation!

  • @frostagent

    Well exactly! Animals are not smart enough to be prosperous. And even I see how incredibly non-prosperous humans are because we have not evolved too much further. I mean, why is there intolerance and hatred in the world? Because people are stupid. And we've had enough time to evolve, we just are not smart enough to be aware of all this and be a prosperous and peaceful race. I get the message, I only wish people saw it more clearly. The movie was okay, entertaining at most.

    ~|K|~

  • low matinee. This made me bored.

  • Matinee, didn't hate it, didn't love it, was alright for me but Keanu Reeves should be in more movies, even if his abit stoned (Then I mean literally) sometimes I really fancy him, I mean come on his the one!

  • This movie makes my soul hurt because it is so bad and I love Keanu Reeves very much. And honestly, it's really not his fault (in this movie); I just wish he hasn't participated. And I haven't even seen the original. I'd imagine fans of the original would be slightly pissed off...

  • i like keanu reeves hes a good actor in good films and i thought this film was quite good

  • forget that i thought this movie was awesome.

  • i haven't seen either movie but I have seen the avgn review of this movie and the original and I found avgns review was better. just saying which review I found better here.

  • wait.....James Rolfe revied not his nerd character

  • this movie is just "som-o'l-BULLS**T"

  • I give this movie a F-K YOU!!!!!!!!!!

    I loved the original and this kills it.

  • When Korey said the ending is terrible he was wrong. There was no ending to this. Keanu reeves was going to destroy the earth then will smiths son cries about his daddy then the earth isnt destroyed. There I just saved you £3.

  • lol why was a vista logo on the robot?

  • cuz he talked about all of the product placements in the movie, like how the other guy was holding mcdonalds....

  • oh lmao

  • I was gonna give it some ol' bullshit but then I started watching the original...

    So I give it a F--K YOU!!!!

  • Rental

  • reminded me of south park "we didn't listen!!!"

  • ROFL sorry London ruined your trip XD

    England can be a abastard like that

    But man think how I feel I'VE GOTTA LIVE HERE! :(

    Still, the review's as awesome as ever, GO SPILL GO!

  • i like the reviews and then at the end they just make a small skit which makes it worth watching

  • klatu barada nipto

  • This was a terrible movie, boring and poorly directed

  • the first part of this movie was awsome... the second part of the script was writen by a furious monkey, and that's why you finish watching it and get the feeling it was a piece of shit

  • i think this was made so that this generation can appreciate the legendary films of yesterday... but there ws something in this remake that was so... fake? like it never had any life... it did not reach the viewers...

  • Recycle or Aliens come to kill you is really the best way to explain this film.

    And that kid was so annoying I felt like shouting at the screen.

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  • the orignal was really good i am not going to lie i think the earth should have blew up

  • The old one rocked. New one sucks. The only reason I watched the movie was because I like Keanu Reeves. :D

  • I liked it. The kid was a negative but that's about it. The movie as a whole deserves to be watched. It was just over some (dumb) people's heads. lol That's all.

  • @sdsdsd1222 Whoa...

  • @sdsdsd1222 you seriously like keanu reeves? o.o

  • lol da body gard is a microsoft

  • HAHA 2:32 I laughed up so hard!

  • I got both the orginal and the new one in the same case. There's old one to watch and the other to use as a frisbee :)

  • word and funny as hell ^^

  • @WeavileLady

    that's cold lol

  • bad film.

  • this was a fucking abomination

  • I hate that little cunt of a kid :@

  • ya it was the kid i had a problem with. i mean i was like kid shut the fuck up and go with the ride instead of bitching about what your dad would do. i mean if i was his mom i would bitch slap that kid

  • i liked it !

  • Movie itself was okay, but the experience is ruined by that damn kid. God I've never been so annoyed by an actor! I love Will Smith, but god damn I wanted to strangle his son!

  • the only prob i had with this movie was that kid

  • Kid was stupid, Klatuu had no emotion, Gort was ridiculous. This movie was not so great.

  • I'm Glad i wached this movie free, coz this shit waz garbage

  • the guy who redid this movie...he was trying to make a point rather than make a good movie. I could tell.

  • What was the point? Was it that humans are ignorant to think we are the only species out their in this universe.

  • hey, there are allot of humans out there that are open to the thought of extra terestrials. Heck! I'm one of them!

  • The point was not to treat the earth bad or else aliens will come and vaporize us for no reason.

  • no so ignorant that we cant change from ruining our planet to actually straighten up and help it and stop fighting

  • this movie was a hell load ol' bullshit

  • This movie was alright but nothing special.Ill give it a rental and thankfully I seen this movie for free at the theater.

  • We were going to destroy your planet,but you make great McNuggets! LOL

  • - The day my Dick stood still

  • some ol bullshit

  • The message of the original film had to do with nuclear war. The plot in this remake was all over the place it was hard to get a good bead on what it was about.

  • Yes, Keanu is flawed but the best acting job he ever did was in The Gift. He was in good movies like Matrix, Lake House, Speed, Bill & Ted and Street Kings but he didn't do great acting in those movies.

  • There are soo many things wrong with this movie, I hated it with a passion.

    Keanu Reeves needs to retire or something cause he sucks.

    (Though he was the least of the movie's problems ironically.)

    Loved him as Neo, but that's IT.

    I would give this movie a VERY low rental, teetering on same o' bullshit.

  • There's not any point of giving this a rental.

    It's Some ol' bullshit for me.

  • same i'll give it a rental.

  • This movie's a FUCK YOU!!!!! for me.

  • i agree that kid was annoying i wanted to choke the shit outta him too.

  • My opinion on the film is so opposite the critics. I liked the acting...it was the STORYLINE I didn't like. I know that the original film was made during in the 1950s, when the whole "humanity redeems itself" idea WASN'T cliche, but for the 2000s, it's boring as shit & WAY over-done. They should have left it with the 50s.

  • The movie was about how violent we are. I thought it was about global warming. Actually, I wasnt sure what it was about. The acting was bad I kinda lost interest early on. Reeves was pathetically boring. The government response wasnt believable and when the robot turned into little hungry insects I starting choking on my own vomit ! Seriously, this movie was so insulting it made me want to puke !!

  • I'd have to give this a Some Old Bullshit. And I do agree that the CGI folks were kinda off on the effects. And I REALLY wanted that kid to die.

  • I knew it I JUST KNEW It! They go and take an awesome and classic movie which happens to be my personal favorite one..And they fuck it up! I was sooo pissed. When I heard that they where making it, I said I would wait and pass judgemenet after I see it...Well they fucked up a great movie! God what fucking cunts!!!

  • Please excuse my vile language but COME ON! They just ripped this classic movie to shreds and ruined a great movie. So sorry for my language.

  • You are forgiven XD

  • lol thanks

  • Don't expect an ending. It doesn't have one.

  • Reeves was straight up meant to be neo from matrix nothing else.... so make more matrix if u want him acting.

  • "Sideshow Bob nappy head!"

    HAHAHA!!!

    The concept of this movie sounds good.

  • Same view on the kid, he pisses me off big time

  • "She look like she been sniffing paint." LOL

  • 10 out of 10 for that review, so so honest and CORRECT, with you all the way. After 20 minutes I couldnt wait for the middle, then the end. Dam, the film took an hour to finish the beginning, middles to the 80 minute mark, then died (like Reeves acting ability did 10 years ago) about 7 minutes later. This could have been the one film to change a lot of people but, sorry, I was left wondering where my last 95 minutes went. Why does Hollywood waste cash in film then spend $35 on the end? 3/10!

  • Nice review! I've got to hear more from this man!

  • I laughed so hard when korey goes "I'm waiting for the day he plays a rock and f***s that up" :D

  • i say on the worst to best movies iv ever seen on a scale of 1-10 is a...............2. and thats saying alot i'v seen the second house on the left....

  • Hey guys who you think is the most powerfull of all sups? 1)Superman 2)Jean Grey (The Pheonix) 3)Goku 4)Galactus 5)Thor 6)Odin 7)Neo 8)Devilman 9)Hulk 10)Phyron 11)MD Geist 12)the guy from Fist of The North Star 13)Chuck Norris Please reply and let me know!
  • goku hands down

    he can destroy the galaxy

    dude

  • Chuck Norris pwns all lol jus kidding Goku #1 then Chuck Norris in close second

  • yea but when the universe is gone goku wont be the only one alive.... chuck norris will be too.. lol

  • id say goku, his power seems to have no limits, he dies and comes back stronger, can destroy a planet by just pointing his finger...

  • Worst movie ending of '08

  • HellFirKaOs your right

  • okay you guys are idiots..um every movie reeves is in...he isnt suppose to show emotion...matrix triliogy, he is the fucking one, he knows he's a badass, why show emotion, when you know you could snap someone's neck by blinking...and same goes for this...he is just goes for emotionless roles..so yeah dont diss his acting..cuz his movies are pretty badass...except this..cuz this story is just stupid ass fuck!

  • yeah, and matrix's story is good?

    People, the fact is, keanu reeves sucks ass and so does this remake

  • a very low rental no a high  SOME OL BULLSHIT

  • wow dumbasses hes not suposed 2 have emotion

  • same in the matrix 1.2.3 constantine

    , all other movies by him

  • this movie further prooved my theory of keanu reeves being an alien

  • The only good thing was that guy from monty phyton!

  • that's probably the stupidest statement i've read someone type since the new year.

    Congratulations for being a dumbass.

  • Dudes, what happened to the Les McCann and Eddie Har