The Best Of Kramer - The Marriage

[mrejmann]

Oh, You have NO IDEA!

[ShadowXSegaXx]

like if reddit brought u here

[dermisogyn]

the truth

[retardedo]

Kramer reminds me of George Carlin in this scene, brilliant!

[yt82lic]

1:02 fuck that sh!t lol

[abukhallad]

You are the best Kramer :)

[billabongavi]

hahaha



[billabongavi]

hahaha

[almog124]

0:34

[almog124]

0:23

[dander337]

I gotta show my brother this video. He just got divorced and wants to meet another woman ha ha.

[TheNubbbler]

Sounded like Oprah at 0:11

[billabongavi]

There prisons, man made prisons..you are doing time.....haha

[mindsaglowin]

Kramer could completely talk me into or out of anything.

[MrBuch169169]

*Is it all right if I use the baaaaathroom now???*

[joshgearey]

OOOOHH YEAAAAH

[TheeMikester]

Kramer looks a lot like charlie sheen in this clip

[heavymetalgrandma]

I LIKE TO WATCH TV WHILE I'M EATING.....

[mrdevecseri]

I live my life by this show XD

seriously. It's like a religion..

[dragutgrg]

OHHH YEAH!

[ThisIsStupid1024]

This sums up my position on marriage perfectly.

[D0NKY]

The worst part...by the time you figure it out...they have you by the balls...and your wallet!

[dermisogyn]

@D0NKY yo

[kbrinks]

Man made prisons. Best analogy.

[vegetto14]

Sounds so true

[PB2388]

Theres a little truth to what Kramer says

[ScrotalKarma]

@PB2388 More than a little... LOL! :P

[septip123]

I love Kramer. I love how quick he's "on" to Jerry

[gambart2002]

The best sitcom ever created lol

[fogdog60]

shits so true about marriage

[AnotherMasterMind]

If polygamy were legal this show's fantastic four should all get married. The perfect gang.

[elgeeno]

lolololll!!

[RoughEdgedBeauty]

I love this lol :)

[beatle11]

Is it alright if I use the bathroom now? LMAO

[HellFireKane]

I agree. Talking about your day is dull. Well I went to work and I did my job. Same stuff. How was your day? Did you do the same stuff again?

[Invaderzzim]

Kramer*

[Invaderzzim]

The funny thing is crazy actually convinced me

[fogdog60]

its so true @Invaderzzim

[bigdickswagger]

HAHAHAHA to all the castrated married men

[skydark]

@bigdickswagger More like pussy whipped than castrated, but yeah.

HA-HA.

[notarocketman]

i wish i would have took note of his advise before i got married...

[dermisogyn]

@notarocketman too late?

[TheJd3000]

Kramer has a way of putting everything.

[Traaseth92]

Kramer rules:P

[duffmanmarom1]

מתי תבינו שזה החיים וזהו...

[duffmanmarom1]

מתי תבינו שז ה החיים וזהו...

[Gambino199]

lmao seinfeld is just looking on in amazement, this is all new to him! thank god kramer gave him this advice, marriage in any sense of the word is nothing but trouble!

[russo76]

Good advice! I love how this antimarriage rant isn't about sex or dating, it is about losing all those little things that are great about living without a spouse.

[schnaffa]

Er det slik??

[mooveetraylaguy]

Truer words have never been spoken. Saves me the trouble of having to say all that stuff.

[ibaneziano]

HILARIOUS

[Spacemonkeymojo]

Kramer knows everything lol.

[KimmoKuopio]

:o

0:36

Kramer is right, run guys RUN!

[dermisogyn]

@KimmoKuopio u r right

[richardlaymon06]

You have NO idea!

[danieladougan]

Does anybody notice Jerry looks like he's wearing prison stripes in this scene?

[DanFrederiksen]

where's the clip where he talks about black people : )

who knew that freemasonry was satanic and it would rot your soul..

[heavencanwaite]

I don't think i'll ever live like that. if my man and kids want to watch tv while they eat, then their going to watch tv while they eat, im not stopping them..

[ptonyha]

you're doing TIIIME...hahahahahhahaahah

[Los90]

Its so brutally true...

[RoHatt88]

dinner time,you talk abut your day! how was your day today ? did you have a good day today ? or a bad day today ?? hahahahah xD

[dannarwill]

Kramer: "You talk about your day!" ROFL

[kikara88]

hahah kramer is the best

[ExplodingConsole]

I've never been married so I can't speak from experience.

However, and please forgive my naiveté but there is one saying that I hear at times. I.e., "Men get married hoping she'll never change. Women get married hoping he *will* change." Is there any truth to this saying?

[skydark]

everyone gets older, noone truly changes. Sometimes people don't really know who they're getting married to.

[HellsAngels2001]

Kramer is dead on when i was like 14 in our house from 6-7pm was dinner time no tv just asking how our days went..it royally sucked i jsut sat ther elike george would

[Muzztein]

anyway, TV is bad for ya.

[johannahlarsen]

their voices sound higher than normal

[tylergenis]

Sometimes i wonder if Kramer makes all these riveting stories so jerry doesnt notice he is taking his food XD

[rickytimes]

haha yeah xd i just wonder how the pays his bill with no job.

[ghannik]

Probably welfare

[IDontKnowNorDoYou]

@rickytimes He falls ass backwards into money, mooches food off his neighbors, and has sex without dating. That is a fantasy camp. George Costanza

[Khazule]

Truth.

[ZeroSuitSniper]

how was your day today? LOL

[freshrecordsbdalabel]

kramer is the best!!!

[ome2006]

genius !

[sohile98]

classic

[pmonroy86]

"is it alright if i use the bathroom, now?!"

[Los90]

I wonder how Jerry kept a straight face through this.

[067077]

he doesn't, in all the bloopers he laughs his ass off. I wonder how many takes they had to do on this scene, lol

[cwk12782]

I heard they had to retake this scene at least 20 times.

[Muffy2314]

I've heard this from many people who are married. they're not sure they'd do it over. Live together. Only reason to do it might be if there's a financial benefit, and even then it's still not always great.

[bigleague5]

a legend

[soundpunker]

Kramer is the best!!!!

[TheBadToTheBon]

Ha ..... the best advise ever