Shit Married Chicks Say... to Single Girls *Bleep*

[sancharram1]

My mouth was open Jesus Christ.....

[jvr767]

You are a very beautiful woman, and you have a great sense of humor.

[brhett]

Lighten up people! This is hilarious! Thanks for the upload!

[dylandebbiesteph]

This was so funny to watch! I caught hold of my hubby and insist that he sit and watch it with me....cos I saw so much of me in it! I have said all, and done all of whats here! Brilliant. More please! :-)

[pocapaypay]

and aren't they always downing a bottle of red wine? lol. "girl, look at him..he's cuuuuuuute." oh, boy....

[alexismorenitaxo]

lmaooo tooo funny! good job [=

[TheChinababy]

NOTICE! she didnt say ALL shit married girls say to single girls. so stop bitching, and have some sense of humor for once. !

[lovewillkillusall]

OMG! LOVE! LOVE! LOVE THIS :D

[lovewillkillusall]

OMG! LOVE! LOVE! LOVE THIS :D

[lydiarebn]

I laughed so hard when she picked the book LOL

[MissZindzi]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! So on point!

[mizzpicklezz]

OMG..that woman drinks a ton..I'm married I do not say this stuff to any of my single friends..hell i never thought id be married or have kids! XD

[Dakota0204]

I get that "you are too picky" all the time...hate it!

[7249792]

I LOVE this!! You're beautiful btw, You look very familiar... are you an actress?

[Ladyfoghorn]

To be honest, I am single, and I have had MANY of my married and or taken committed friends say this sh*t to me. So, you are dead on!!! I am turning 35, and I am very content with my life. When it happens, it happens. Thank you :D

[312jahlee]

Spot on!!

[Tychey89]

Hahahahahahaha! I caught what you said when you reversed that line at the end! LMAO! 

[momiritsunagi]

are they really your children btw? theyre very cute!

[QUiETNOiSE916]

I guess ppl failed to realize this is suppose to be a joke. DUH! we know every married woman don't say this. Geeezzzzzz!

[DivaGlamFabxoxo]

Haha this was sooo funny! do you twitter?

[ildimed]

hilarious!!! Ur so funny!! :)

[angiekelz]

I think it's hilarious that people are taking this serious LOL...good vid

[GtrzJJ]

Not true AT ALL for me, but I'm sure for too many others (sadly).

[MzMillitant25]

LOOOOOOL 

[Mommyof3luv]

Too. Funny but so true

[SashaJ79]

Oh God my mouth was open.....yep I've said that

[OutspokenShy]

NICE camera...I definitely need one of those.

[AjahDawn]

I haven't said or done any of these things and I'm married. Okay. I lied!! This SHIT is funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[DeltadivaHY]

LMAO this #truth. there also needs to be a shit single girls say to married girls LOL. like: Oh let's book and impromptu vacay for this weekend, Oh u can't go because of the kids. no worries you can look at my pics on FB LOL

[FoxyMamaRox]

LOL the little boy screaming is my favorite part. XD He is too cute!

[Mika20]

XD I knew someone telling me "You have a pretty face" XD ....and for some reason my aunt owns wine....well she's a grandmother so I can understand. XD Kids are cute. lol

[bettyboop2510]

This video is hilarious!!! Great job!

[TheMrsHaskins]

are yu drinking delicious grape juice lol qreat video im married and say most of this stuff

[porkchop745]

I think this is one of the funniest, most honest videos on youtube. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I love my married friends and family but the sh*t they say just gets on my damn nerves.

[WarDaVicious]

Everything before 1:12 was funny but I lost it after my priorities have changed. I couldnt stop laughing HA! very funny

[rickj505]

Hilarious!!!

[callmema14]

I'm single and all my girlfriends with boyfriends say this shit all the time, Except for the kids stuff! LMFAO!

[Mimulynn]

I say this stuff all the time, LOL!

[LoveGTV]

This was so funny, lol. Thank goodness my married friends aren't like this, lol.

[IBShaniB]

Ummmmm I am married an I have never said ANY of this shit to my single friends. Ya'll single people need to find better friends. and you married people need to get a damn life if this at all reminds you of yourself. smh

[singleservingchannel]

@IBShaniB Hmmmmm... if ever I do a Part 2 I'm adding "Ya'll single people need to find better friends"... HILARIOUS! Thanks for watching xo

[parispink82]

@singleservingchannel Please do a part and add "Do you think my husband come like this do you have any idea all the work I put in making him into the man you see today you need to give his cousion a chance yes he is 38 and still wears braids with beads on the end but you can work on that"

[Kidlike101]

@IBShaniB you probably did subconsciously, every single married woman I know did at least half the stuff mentioned in the video. newly weds being the exception.

[justice899]

@IBShaniB Oh stop being such a BITCH!! nobody gives a shit...

ugh, people like you make me sick, take stuff so seriously... smh!

[wed59]

@0:49 FRICKON HILARIOUS SCREAM HAHAHAHHA

[thickindathighs9]

um...I have said most of these to my single friends last week! Hilarious!! Why some people are really taking this serious and as if you personally are talking about their lives boogles me! Funny vid!

[singleservingchannel]

@thickindathighs9 I will NEVER understand how some folks don't get satire... what a sad, sad existence that must be... HA! Thanks for watching AND supporting xoxo

[Saradixon1203]

ay this is funny af but i think the tittle should be "wht women with kids say to women who have no kids" but the kids are cute n this shit is funny

[MICAHLUVSJUSTIN]

This is probably the funniest shit ____ says I love it!

[TheChristellar]

OH I loved this.

[singleservingchannel]

@TheChristellar Thanks for watching xo

[FoamyTheSquirrel2]

Gasp! I drink wine and burp! Will I be married soon?

[singleservingchannel]

@FoamyTheSquirrel2 DUDE... I do TOO... I hope not HA! Thanks for watching xo

[MissBeeLuvZay]

LOL!

[ayisha75]

Cutler Creek Wine?

[singleservingchannel]

@ayisha75 nope... thanks for watching xo

[badazzbrnskngirl]

omg when the baby handed you that wine bottle...i about died!!!! shes tooo cute and so little and lil man is so cute too! great vid!

[singleservingchannel]

@badazzbrnskngirl aren't they the BEST?!?!? I love them, they're HYSTERICAL. THANKS for watching xo

[saritajakhere]

So accurate this is embarrassing. Cute kids, by the way. :)

[singleservingchannel]

@saritajakhere yeah they're pretty RAD! Thanks for watching xo

[MohoganyFan]

I love the constant companion: wine lmao

[singleservingchannel]

@MohoganyFan Yum... me too HA! Thanks for watching xo

[handsomebabyj]

You are SO pretty. And yes, this was truuuue

[singleservingchannel]

@handsomebabyj Aww thanks... *Black girl blushing* thank you so much for watching xo

[Nightgenesis4]

OMG! So much truth!

[singleservingchannel]

@Nightgenesis4 THANKS for watching we had a BLAST xo

[MKDiva81]

lmbo!!! I love this!

[Summyr1988]

I'm 30 and single with no kids. All my friends who have kids had them on accident. If you didn't mean to have yours don't try to tell me I should have some too. SMH

[singleservingchannel]

@Summyr1988 Girrrl PREACH!!! HA Thanks for sharing & watching xo

[whynotmeLDH]

@Summyr1988 Same here, but married with no children. I even get dirty looks when I say I don't want any either.

[pocapaypay]

@Summyr1988- lol *applause* my favorite quote from a former classmate was "girl when you gonna start crankin out some kids". ummm, i guess when i become a factory...but since i am NOT one now, you'll just have to stand by. she told me this w/ her 2 children in hand (granted by the same guy), single, living with her parents...

[Rantzrcool]

AWESOME VID! i loved it!

[kaybehave]

I would be so annoyed if I was the single girl....but I happened to be the married one ;0

[singleservingchannel]

@kaybehave HA.. totally, thanks for watching xo

[DlikesVids2]

laughed because i do some of that stuff as a married woman....but i don't drink wine all day.

[singleservingchannel]

@DlikesVids2 THANKS for watching x

[singleservingchannel]

@DlikesVids2 HA... awesome, I likes my wine thanks for watching xo

[browneyez1182]

I loved the video! As a single women, I definitely can relate! Especially my married friends trying to hook me up at every opportune time, wait he's cute....lol

[singleservingchannel]

@browneyez1182 Annoying isn't it... ah they mean well... Misery loves company HA I'm kidding, no I'm not... no I really am. THANKS for watching xoxo

[saraomidvar]

holy shit are those your kids? THEY ARE SO CUTE

[singleservingchannel]

@saraomidvar No the dog is my kid, those are my friend Edrickcan's kids & I'm babysitting them tomorrow... they're my funny Valentines & I ADORE them. THANKS for watching xo

[ThaBadInfluence10]

lol this was great. That sentence in reverse haha

[singleservingchannel]

@ThaBadInfluence10 MORTIFIED that that happened HA! THANKS for watching xo

[StupidVideosDotNet]

@singleservingchannel Wait, how'd you know that was gonna happen?? the whole reverse thing?!

[lolcrazy25]

You forgot. "Oh don't worry it will happen for you too someday" or that one I hate the most is after they have been bitching about their man and I give advice the say "you don't understand your not married". Hate that.

[singleservingchannel]

@lolcrazy25 HA yeah had the first line but time constraints had it cut also the "You don't understand you're not married" is the first line I said. THANKS for watching & pass it along please xo

[darkbatMori]

Don't forget 'Let's give you a MAKEOVER!'

[singleservingchannel]

@darkbatMori HA! Thanks for watching x

[Jeliah78]

THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!!!! Its so true! I am married with kids and I am sooo guilty of saying this stuff! Im so sorry single ladies.

[singleservingchannel]

@Jeliah78 We accept your apology... now pass this along so other married women can finally stop telling us all this stupid sh*t HA j/k THANKS for watching xo

[dfghtrdd]

That wine is her best friend

[singleservingchannel]

@dfghtrdd Sure is... she gets by with a little help from her friends HA x

[salyerrmegan]

LOL



[snuggykitten]

This was great!

[singleservingchannel]

@snuggykitten THANK you x

[daplayerette1]

Haha epic hilarity!!!

[b2223967]

2:10 I absolutely LOVE your dog! So adorable! I love french bulldogs and Boston terriers!

[sparkletone1684]

yup... yup yup... this is exactly what it's like, too.

[sparkletone1684]

@sparkletone1684 and I want to strangle my married friends when they say this stuff, too.

[CaramelSweet2005]

LMBO



[szhmoe]

good actress!

[noremote]

So...

Married women with kids spend all day with a bottle of wine?

[TheEntertainmentRing]

So funny!! People are hilarious with the things they say sometimes lol.

[ilovelucius]

LOL hilariouss!!! "youre dads available now right" LOLOLOL

[babygirl200922]

you funny i love the entire you very creative

[nharding24]

keep doing you

[egodarling]

also "you'll change your mind when you're married."

[chicaeliza26]

OMG!! this is soooooo true! i'm married and i say this to my single bestie all the time!!!! i loved it! and my kids also only seem to scream when i'm on the phone!

[educatedk]

I love it! Why does every damn guy that walks by is "cute" and therefore a potential husband and every website, including Craigslist, is a new way to find a man!

[METALLOVEx]

lol my mouth was open oh esus christ,

[feMARIE614]

CRAIGSLIST!!! LOL im done

[Rantzrcool]

CHECK OUT MY SHIT____PEOPLE SAY VIDEO!!

[xotycchoicexo]

LMAO DAMN!! THE KIDS!!

[xperiencedapoet]

lmboooo

[S1MNICITY]

LOL That was all types of AWESOME

[xFerdawss]

She's so beautiful!

[thediva822]

WOOOOOOW. LOL

[adawnmon]

J Date!!

[Phoenixfire5]

I've heard that so much and I LOVE IT, "Ugh. This child!!"

[xinluvwitux]

This is so true!!!

[NYAKO123]

lol, sooo true. hahahaha

[lesliedraffin]

omg my mouth was open! haaaa.

[evilnympho666]

The wine is definitely me even though i dont have kids yet.

[lfrappie]

"Now that I'm married my priorities have changed....I can't imagine (small child hands mom the wine bottle) Oh thank you baby!" HILARIOUS! This was a great video :)

[Rantzrcool]

CHECK OUT MY SHIT____PEOPLE SAY VIDEO

[kishaworld]

lmao SOOOOOOOOOOOOO ME!! wow...thanks for the laugh`

[bridgetcforde]

So funny, please make another!!!! xoxo

[myraann]

lol so funny, marrieed w/ children = many many more bottles of wine!!

[Lipgloss91able]

your kids are cuteee :)

[jacoblevi99]

please look u hunter hadley g shock n leava comment please

[NoIMnotIndian]

the last one........

[Rantzrcool]

lol that was really funny!! and so true! keep up the good work.

[shandye85]

is it me or is it just that she looks a lot like oprah...

[NaturalCurlyGirl]

OMG I love it!! Make more videos! The kids are the cutest thing!!

[divalizzous]

"Do you want kids?"..... ME= Hell to the no!

[singleservingchannel]

@divalizzous Say it LOUD Boo! HA! Awesome sauce... THANKS for the laugh I needed that xo

[savedwitluv]

"Craiglissttt" LMAO!!!!

[TheTrinity848]

Did I have the kids today... no.

DAMN!! THE KIDS!!

[singleservingchannel]

@TheTrinity848 "Mommy Brain" is HILARIOUS... these women have thee TOUGHEST job in the world. LOVE them. Thanks for watching x

[TheTrinity848]

@singleservingchannel Trust and believe that I really and most sincerely do.

[Vysha100]

well i'm married and proud, I'm just sick of females who are single tearin down chicks who are married. I mean ...really!? I feel personally there's nothin wrong with being single its to each its own(do what suits you). As an individual I don't go around degradin single women. this vid is funny but cliche because all married women aren't like that.

[singleservingchannel]

@Vysha100 Yes, & I am single & PROUD! It's satire. You may not have said any of these things to a loved one but you know someone who has & may have had them said to you. Wasn't aware single chicks were tearin' down married females... interesting. I made this to empower women & the CHOICES we make. Not offend or offer cliches, thanks for making me aware of that & thanks for watching & giving me something to think about x

[tchanabc]

This was brilliant!

[singleservingchannel]

@tchanabc YOU are brilliant! Thank you x

[derricklove5883news]

lol



[sydeevahhlin]

love the kids....lol

[singleservingchannel]

@sydeevahhlin Elijah & Inaya are AMAZING!!! They're my babies without the stretchmarks & the headaches... FAB! Thanks for cruising by x

[rhonda26pt2]

yelling at the kids in the back seat while driving.....Ha-lair!!! So damn funny - thanks for making me laugh!!

[singleservingchannel]

@rhonda26pt2 NO THANK YOU for watching xo

[kellzdz18]

From @2:21-2:25...how did you make the cuts so choppy? I'm trying out windows movie maker and want to learn how to do that! I loved your video btw, very funny and true!!

[singleservingchannel]

@kellzdz18 we used Final Cut, Mike Kallio (Darkallio on YouTube) is a MASTER at cutting. Thanks for watching x

[Karenwise69]

check out --> shit girls say to police lol

[MinaLafrance]

NICE! check out my version:)) 'Shit egypt guys say (jersey shore parody)"

[lifeisgolden41]

great acting! were those your kids?

[singleservingchannel]

@lifeisgolden41 No they weren't my kids but they're my babies... weren't they AMAZING!!! I'm tempted to cut a montage of all the great stuff they did... you would DIE!!! Thanks for supporting us! x

[lifeisgolden41]

you kinda look like Oprah..

[beatnik8tv]

@lifeisgolden41 A prettier slimmer version

[singleservingchannel]

@lifeisgolden41 LOVE Oprah! Thank you?

[lockedlooneytune]

OMG!! I can relate to this vid sooo much!! So damn funny!! Yeah, married 5 years with 4 kids and I have had many of these moments. Especially with the kids!

[singleservingchannel]

@lockedlooneytune Weren't they AMAZING?!?!? Thanks for swinging by x

[shadowsaiyan]

Ummm.... GREAT TITS.

[singleservingchannel]

@shadowsaiyan Ummm... THANK YOU. *snort*

[RecessionistasRule]

that was cute

[singleservingchannel]

@RecessionistasRule THANK YOU!

[brennanoonan]

OMG too funny!!! One of the best "Shit ___ Say" yet!

[singleservingchannel]

@brennanoonan Really? Thanks, we had a BLAST making it x

[kingredsqueen]

LMAO!



[belljar78]

I needed a laugh this afternoon THANK YOU!!!!!!

[singleservingchannel]

@belljar78 What an honor, thank you x