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  • this is my life story

  • North Koreas most secret and deadly weapon!

  • Who the hell came up with this? Why is there a state championship? What on earth is going on?!

  • im not sure thats the "american dream"

  • 911!!! 911!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! THERE'S DISLIKES ON THE GREGORY BROTHER'S VIDEOS!!!!

  • This is actually very inspiring, good on him for going out and doing what he loves.

  • why is he practising- he's asian, he's bound to win!

  • this reminds me of an 80's montage!

  • Reminds me of the movie Empoloyee of the Month

  • he wants to be the very best like no one ever was.

  • Don't make fun of him! This is his dream, so go out and make it happen buddy!

  • PUBLIX FTW

  • Inspirational.

  • did he died?

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  • @amantheosm117 far from being clever you just showed your meme ignorance, look up fail blog.org

    "did he died" as I'm sure you don't know, is a common comment in fail blog stated in poor grammar as a joke, learn to take one...

  • @TGQwerty sorry? i think? i dont go to failblog.org ever so i wouldent know

  • IS THAT GUY A RATARD?

  • This song maid me cry best song eva alway follow yo dreams b+?!:@

  • turn around and you will get a much better veiw of the fireworks

  • he is like the typical Asian, bowl cut, very very good at the arcade dancing game and have slight facial hair that they are really proud of so they dont shave it! :P

  • As someone who works in a supermarket, I must be fast-er at packing things in the bag. I want to become a bagger champion!! XD

  • epic!

    

  • I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but now its old so... STOP

  • I always use both hands

  • Awww... 604 people can't use both hands... :(

  • hell kids got a dream i say go for it!

  • An Asian playin Dance Dance Revolution. How original.

  • i listen to this during my final exam and i score 3.84 CGPA

  • Step 1: Click Closed Captioning

    Step 2: Click Transcribe Audio

    Step 3: LOL

  • Why was he running if he justs bags stuff?

  • @moocow456moo oh he has to work on his stamina so he doesn't get tired while bagging

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  • @moocow456moo because bagging takes the highest amount of conditioning

  • @moocow456moo he needs good speed and strength so he can keep going and not be tired

  • @moocow456moo BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO BE READY!

  • @moocow456moo What if his arms get severed in a freak lasagna accident? HE'LL HAVE TO USE BOTH LEGS

  • @moocow456moo condition, its all condition

  • Omg the title is misleading lol

  • HE LOOKS LIKE THE ASIAN VERSION OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE

  • The moment when the top comment (Which is your own) which is about being 100x better, gets 100 thumbs up.

  • he makes the pedo stache look legit

  • najo mia is langweilig

  • They say I am among the elite, but I have my limitations for I am only the average Human beings that works minimum wage

  • i used to use both hands but then i took an arrow to the arrow to the arrow to the arrow to the knee

  • Anyone else thought this was talking about a different type of bagging.....?

  • America, whats the bane of your existance?

  • @Nhordmyr To own Third-World countries, and even though its an extreme shit-hole, still better then most places.

  • I have a home there!

  • I clicked on this video wondering what TEA-bagging and "use both hands" had to do with each other.....(feeling shame).

  • ALABAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • shit he still makes 3.25 an hour

  • I'm like a dog chasing schmoyoho songs

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  • dafuq?

  • the guy with the reno 911 mustache is the funniest

  • Where can i find the original video ???

  • With practice this can be the best comment in the world! Comments practice till they get it right, top comments practice till they can't get it wrong. That's what he's looking for, to practice towards top comment! He's always been high but he's gotten better and doesn't have to use both hands! It's all there... commenting, to go out, get it, and make it yours.

  • Pros practice 'till they can't get it wong! *hides*

  • bet he had a over expecting dad!!!

  • @tommygneedsawee maybe he is an orphan

  • Wait, he just packs bags?

    Why the fuck was he jogging..

  • nice hair cut

  • the title sounds like a masturbating song

  • i love his pedo mustache.

  • this song tell me that no matter what job ur doing, u always can be a champ

  • That's my dad. And they spelled our last name wrong.

  • Everything is possible

  • This is what a virgin looks like...

  • @penghuinkirby Well i got Squared straight to hell (Tobuscus)

  • @penghuinkirby You do realize that made no sense right?

  • songify kids react

  • I'm now motivated to go to work

  • If the American dream is to bag some groceries fast well then I dont Ik now what has happened to this country

  • working to get the woman back to the kitches as soon as possible..

  • "It's all out there, so go out and get it... and make it yours" This sounds like the ending monologue for a Michael Jackson song lolol.

  • Is the american dream being the best "bagger"? Really?

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  • Of course he's from Alabama! Wait. Im from Alabama.

  • I feel so fucking motivated! *Leaves house in pajamas and steals a skateboard* FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

  • "It's all there for you to just go out, get it and make it yours". Wonderfully inspiring words, although perhaps a little ironic coming from a bagger.

  • I bet his parents are proud

  • @xXjorschXx i would be.. that dude seems awesome.. working hard at what he does

  • Haha new fav. Song

  • Anything you can do, an asian guy can do 100x better.

  • @lolliepop90 except sex :D

  • @valourous1 Hmm... you never know.

  • @lolliepop90 you just made my life. hahahaha

  • @lolliepop90 except having a big penis

  • @lolliepop90 i can't do anything so 100x0=0 asians lose.

  • Gotta bag em all, GROCERY BAG

  • This is legitimately the most motivating song evar.

  • I used to be a champion bagger, then I took an arrow to the knee

  • I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

    LIKE NO ONE ELSE BEFORE

    GOTTA BAG 'EM ALL

  • Dude, This guy lives in the same city as me.

    ...I'm gonna try and get my bags bagged by this dude.

  • This fuels me. AMATEURS PRACTICE TILL THEY GET IT RIGHT, PROS PRACTICE TILL THEY CANT GET IT WRONG!

  • I AM SO MOTIVATED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! He is so inspiring!!!!

  • I don't stop until I get my thumbs, my thumbs,thumbs.

  • @LemNL1me Not all asians can do best things on everything. Only SOME. Fat white dudes/gals are just lazy. Trust me,throw a hot dog in front of them and they'll run for it. When you throw them a book or a document and a pen,they won't since they'll just stick on their couches and eat more blue waffles. Plus,asians works their asses out to make their life better and better.

  • @KazGamer1337 It's called 'sarcasm', Kaz.

  • @Brunelle34 an american made this song, so Schmoyoho is a robot and hes proud of it?

  • he still only makes $6 an hour

    

  • THIS is America's greatness ! Making robots out of men, and making them proud of it...

    Well, seriously, it's very sad...

  • 1:02 He's putting someone's groceries into their car? They don't do that at my grocery store...hmm.

  • 597 people have clicked the dislike button... that's how that works right?

  • WANG!!!!..................Pay attention

  • one thing i dont understand... why the fuck doesn't americans have handels on their bags?

  • OH THAT BAGGGing, I thought u meant bagging like UR FAT!

  • That guy doesnt have a life thats not a contest

  • Publix is the best fucking supermarket ever.

    "Amateurs practice until they get it right. Pro's practice so they never get it wrong."

  • Wait... Theres a competition for bagging??? What has this would come to. Thanks to the anonymous and me it wont be like that anymore!

  • That's real?!?!? That's like giving Sarah Palin a vote and NOT having her give a speach!

  • asians are funny to look at :P

  • someone make a longer version of this, i have to change tabs every minute to play it again

  • "the american dream" dude you fuckin bag groceries

  • Forever Alone Over 900! (only some will get it. :P)

  • nice dream

  • Use Both Hands (a teabaggers' anthem)

  • why does the asian remind me of Leonard from big bang theory?

  • The mustache guy is hot. And PIU > ITG/DDR

  • @LemNL1me winning.

  • Montage!

  • The video's funny, but I REALLY like that that guy said, "Amateurs practice until they can get it right. Pros practice until they can't get it wrong."

  • i love this sarah is such a wonderful singer --- Sent From schmoyoho's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • The next time I think of my job as a cashier and bagger 'boring', I'll just remind myself of this guy.

    I mean, he's obviously enjoying himself, so I can too! So inspirational!

    ...xD

  • how does dancing to DDR help you with bagging skills....

  • All the baggers I get are retards.....

  • at 0:13 when he says "his strongest suits" it reminds me of this song i heard but i cant remember what it is!

    ITS BOTHERING THE SHIT OUT OF ME

  • Last Line: "What you want i make it yours"

    HAHAHAH that's so retarded

  • @holysaintspanos Fail, retard.

    Read lyrics.

  • ....I thought that 'bagging' was something else....

  • I FEEL MOTIVATED AS FUCK RIGHT NOW.

  • They got some real winners in Huntsville Alabama!,lol

  • i sheded a tear at 1:04

  • lol 90s style so badass heh

  • wow! seriously, they have a national bagging championship?!

  • u know its all down hill when your in an arcade playing dance dance revolution to train for a bagging competiton

  • this is in my town! Huntsville, Alabama

  • stop bagging on bagging

  • Is that Freddy Mercury at 0:12? I thought he was dead!

  • I had respect for him. Until I saw him on the dancing game. I just lost all respect.

  • you have to use both hands don't forget about that lol

  • wtf.. why do asians have to be best at everything.. why can't they just leave bagging to fat white dudes.

  • @LemNL1me 

  • @LemNL1me asians are best at everything cause they dont have souls... south park episode w/ the golden psp... anyone? anyone? =/

  • @mrosebro

    That's why asians practice spirituality and have a culture with strong belief in souls.... LOL It takes more soul to get good at things. Otherwise you'll be skill-less as a white fatty, drinking beer.

  • Atshletics - you never see a asian on the top =P

    Football, basket, Ice Hockey you name it.....

  • @JSLegoMaster touche my friend

  • @LemNL1me CAUSE HE DUH BEST

  • I seriously saw that sentence at 0:34 in a call of duty game. I think it was Call of duty 4

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  • That's what she said.

  • he reminds me of lenoard from the big bang theory xD

  • @clownkilleradam I bet he 'bags' all the chicks.

  • i use both hands...

  • tea bagger?

  • this is so cute :)

  • Damn, I should hire this guy.

  • Dang Champion of Tea Bagging xD

  • i never know some Japanese can get Auto tuned

  • Two things i noticed during the video...

    0:33 the judges aren't even paying attention.

    Why the heck do you need to excersize for this?

  • @KayandCait

    whahaha ur so right they dont even care

  • meanwhile in alabama haha

  • wow they actually have those Oo

  • I hope he wins

  • Did you see how awkward he looked when he was running!!

  • I wonder if he still gets paid minimum wage? 

  • fuck you haters at least he fights for something

  • YOU CAN DO IT MAN!

  • wats the origanall