Bloopers of Bare Essentials of Safety from Air New Zealand

[POINTBREAK15]

Next flight, Air New Zealand to Auckland and everywhere else they fly!

[digital6string1]

Looking forward to my flight from Toronto to Auckland in Dec.Love Air New zealand.

She is a cutie for sure.

[jxdelhierro]

exelente simple and original

[AirShark95]

MOVE YOUR DAMN ARM!!!

[hellsfire586]

i wanted to see her tits

[diamondRings1]

do they actually wear those outfts?

[comelunch103]

fags and dike on the air,,,hope a maori warrior show them the rigth way to be...

[sennichi98]

@comelunch103 what an ignorant pig....what if the maori is gay or lesbian?

The lady doth protest too much.

[kbram1]

Brilliant, great airline.



[SuperAroaro]

Not quite as cute as 'Goodnight Kiwi' but I love you just the same =) arohanui Rohan

[jebijash]

hahahaha....shared on great flight videos fb page and flight videos twitter page...do subscribe for more videos

[HateFenians]

Thumbs up if you were disappointed that bloopers didn't mean the ladies didn't cover up right.

[Achlysis]

0:55 "they are 4D for f*cks sake" hahahah

[lillyjayjay996]

@Achlysis it's "they are 40" as in, 40 years old.

[Achlysis]

@lillyjayjay996 oh lol whoops still funny though

[Sasquatch601]

Hahaha! I lol'd so hard at this video!!!!

[SereneFire88]

Love it.

[fallonnathan]

Wicked!!! Best airline ever!

[oswaldo9127]

well i said that. no offense, but is the first time i hear this accent....... GREETINGS

[794281]

1:04 FAIL! lol

[KPJohannes]

Its fun to replay 0:42 - 0:44

[papadrugio]

They ARE forty?

I would've never guessed that. You Kiwis age well. :D

[teaomihiat]

@Gazmus its not crappy u rascist...its a MAORI word and translated into english it means hi or hello or thankyou

[lagarde72]

Don't miss out on the bloopers of course! :D

[bagelboi66]

What fun it must be to fly with these folks. I hope I get there some day. Great advert though!

[justin210898]

kia Ora = hi,hello,hallo

[Gazmus]

kia ora is something other than a crappy juice drink? :0

Its New Zealandish for sup?

[CanadianMapleLeaf01]

@Gazmus Just bonjour, guten Tag, Hello in Maori. Nothing else.

[conjostudios]

I love AirNZ!! They have the best customer service.

[rozymisty]

@conjostudios totally! i loved flying with them last year to nz and around nz. Very friendly staff...if you can hold back from laughing at their accent.

[Akibatai00]

caressing the life jacket...now that's sexy! :D

[sxtraildanny]

haha Air NZ rock!!

[mamazoom17]

'they are 40' ahahahahahahahaah

[danielolaf87]

"sound like my husband!"

I loike that loine! =D

[jackasschickNZ]

kia ora is hello in maori

[dimitridu69008]

kia ora ?

[Tibberia]

Why do they sounds like retards?

[SirScaryman]

... Well duh...

[sanr01011]

idiots

[LordInksworth]

I don't like this company at all : I had a ticket to Wellington with them and I arrived at check-in wearing nothing but body paint.

They wouldn't let me board the plane. I was arrested and charged with gross indecency. THANKS Air New Zealand...for nothing.

[bkap005]

That's cause they're from New Zealand, not America!!!

[PMechan]

....That would be because they AREN'T American! Duh! Why would New Zealanders have an accent similar to Brits, Americans, South Africans or anyone else?

[nyrbia]

Its the americans with the weird accents.

^^

[eddyegghead]

That would be because they are from NEW ZEALAND.

[1000Demons]

oswaldo9127: I PROMISE you, that's not an English accent.

They're Kiwis, that's Kiwi English.

[1000Demons]

@oswaldo9127: Their Kiwi English accent is NZ's own.

Everyone's accent sounds weird to someone, I think, whether it's the more nasal Australian accent, the thicker Kiwi accent or the long, drawn out US accent, or whatever.

Gods bless New Zealand!

[cooldsac]

that's what they call accent, stupid feck

[cebetsi]

SHUT UP AND WATCH IT

[Jacob011]

who would have thought... not everything is American... get used to it.

[underwater528]

@oswaldo9127 Might be 'cos it not English. Not American English either. It's a Kiwi accent, from New Zealand.

[gerryhansolo]

perky, quirky, fun! excellence!

[stpetersburg]

the pilot is hot is he married

[rndmboi]

You sound like my husband!

[wynhons]

i like the other one, not the blond one! hah

[TheTiburon0]

I like when one of the ad crew had to move the blonde's hand to cover the end of her boob.

[01captjack]

wtf people can do anything for money. no one asks anyone to wear anything, there is no need of paint either

[1000Demons]

01captjack: I think that was part of a promotion at the time or something. Painted on clothing.

If my alcohol-addled memory serves me correctly.

[MetalShang]

Lmao! "U sound like my husband." Best part ever! xD

(:

[DougieBarclay]

@MetalShang haha gay doods are fkin hilarious.

[DarkDeseas]

lol.. their crazy

[jeffbiggles]

which qantas would do this.

[SouthAfricanAirways1]

If you like this then look up: Mad Kulula Safety Demo. I t is the best ever!!!! Maybe better than this which is a great accomplishment

[spider23000]

I looked up the Kulula video. I didn't think it was that great, the stewardess just sounded a bit retarded

[NYSA1789]

what's the name of the pilot, stewards and stewardess?

[smzyjt]

Sound like my husband~haha

[intothegroove16]

were they all naked???

[WickedG5150]

yep.. body paint.

[hojkaqpl]

OH GOD IT'S TWISTED!

Best line ever.

[thejack544]

lols i liked it when they beeped it with flight sounds!

[rozymisty]

haha. teh guy is gay isnt he? But he's cute!

[marzdude]

yea my husband comment confirms it

[projectdurden]

remove it from the pouch girl is cute

[p0nigal]

Well done guys! I saw this on a flight from Rao to Auckland lately and loved it!

[Natsteez]

Ohhh they are 40 haha

[iFranklin82]

looks kinda animated

[gatersmen]

they're painted thats why it looks animated

[SwIm4Lyf3]

0:54 and 1:03 lol

[EXAir113]

1:03 :)

[flightie777]

Im surprised that the crew are actually pursers, yet they find it so hard to make one simple safety announcement...I wonder how do they complete a full one on a real flight?

[RubMaster204]

Smart guy how about you doing it naked in front of a camera

[zj01]

I believe it is not easy to be taped while naked.

[TramToyGirl]

If you've ever been on a flight, its not them talking you dumbass. Its a recording voice and video streaming. The crew just shows you the safety equipment such as the life jacket and mask and how to use them.

[chodaboy51500]

Not always true. I've been on flights where they actually have gone through the safety announcements themselves. One where she actually sang the announcement. Some how the seem less snobbish once they have sung to you heh.

[SouthAfricanAirways1]

No, they are all in aisles and doing the demo when the video is on. They still have to do it.

[borabora2005]

Yea They Are Completely Naked

Good Work

:))

[johanvandyk]

Hee hee hee hee!! I love the concept! This was really funny! Beats our boring video!!! Well done guys!

[MarkWilliams212]

what does kia ora mean?

[richy0o0o0]

kia ora means hello in maori

[gatersmen]

no shit sherlock just like pooku means tummy

[spoutnikboy]

Hehe...this is so funny!

[DanKalsr]

Are they totally naked? or wearing a G string to hide their private areas?

[policeman2252]

alreet r kid!! from little hulton

[magicbigtom]

my dad is a pilot for air nz and he hates this add says it makes him look like a dick

[drewwwy]

He's gay, duh

[cookingmamarules]

"You sound like my husband" W...T...F  O_O

[Tbrady81]

he's gay duh

[cookingmamarules]

I know! lmao

[enchantedgrace]

So FUN!

[liangyuanruo]

haha i don't think i learned any safety pointers in this =P

[artemisia4dakota]

Only just realised they were wearaing nothing more that body paint when the blonde girls scarf moved with her neck :D

[Trobleshooter]

...Oh.....( booonink),.....

Haha greaet job lol

[Kryptonian250]

I think they don't fly naked all the time. I'll just grab the dark haired one.

[MyToasterIsBroken]

Lol!

"You sound like my husband"

Good on you Air NZ!

[yesjeff]

If you don't like it think about this.....Air NZ is one of the few airlines MAKING Money. Must be doin something right :)

[davidnosmoke]

You assume the brace position with your head between your legs so that you can kiss your ar&$ goodbye. If I ever have to at least I be doing it with a smile on my face on Air New Zealand.

The best airline ever. I'll fly with nobody else.

[bobbobaganz]

"You sound like my husband" :S

[everyonesutube]

What a crack up!!! Air NZ you rock!

[PRR5406]

So...if the plane starts to go down...I grab a naked stewardess? Okay, I'm in!

[smeoct]

I think the boy who said u sound like my husband is gay... and so cute i want one like him XD

[jamblamb]

you think? He'd be a pretty unhappy straight bloke with a husband otherwise..

[The1Grizzly]

Did you say that you think they're British?

Does the name "Air New Zealand" give you a clue? Maybe? GAH!!!!

[papers2000]

Sure did. :-)

[cedarjet707]

Yes. Problem?

[bfoxfilms]

Yep, in some countries LGBT individuals actually have basic equal rights! :o)

[mdmadph]

Yeah, you can tell by the frosted hair.

No, I'm not being offensive -- you have no idea as to how much thought and planning went into making sure that demographical representative had frosted hair.

[Donna754]

Yeah, that's what I heard at least.

[jimeronimo]

Yep that's what I heard..Seemed a little obvious anyways..

[orlandobramb]

he did!!

lol

[the28thfrozenfish]

yeh

[andrewyao12]

mmhmmmm

[jskwok]

kiwi english!!!

[DenLillaSomHeterJag]

Awiiie :D

[riointerval]

beautiful girl 0:42 LOL...

[WhatIThinke]

i agree :)

[bch9999]

it started with subtitles, where'd they go? Which language are they speaking, sounds a bit like English, EH?

[jZdUm]

thats british, huh?

[TennisChamp59]

They're speaking English... (with an accent).

[Vikkoman]

Don't forget the deaf people out there...

[jaschoco]

1:02 u sound like my husband!

we will be boeing ........

[ccdevilleh]

0:42 right!!!

[Almanthea]

Won't work on my iPhone

[falkie2007]

video won't work on my mac.

no problem with other you tube videos

[salmsonkimo]

真的是不錯的創意...我們的華航或長榮不曉得會不會跟進?

[banrnon]

oh crabbit twisted!!

[ducklady]

i bet after th initial embarrassment this was a lot of fun to do

[rogermoore27]

I wish Air New Zealand had flights in the Caribbean.

[TimeLapseSteve]

Needs more of that brunette chick.

[urmadrelastnite]

agreed

[blackyfasel]

Total Contral

[bedofviolence]

1:04 did the guy say "slund like my husband"

[pampulmuse]

"you sound like my husband" yes

[SirCorgi]

He said "you sound like my husband."

[marcellin20]

lol. he said 'you sound like my husband'.

[bernardmarianovella]

whoah so funny!

[bluebellsandcowslips]

Just stunning - brilliant stuff! Bet British Airways wouldn't be game!  Ace! Congratulations Air NZ!

[midsta]

"Ya sound like my husband" , nice.

[TimJohnson69]

Brilliant! Very tastefully done. First Lord of the Rings now Nothing to Hide.

[Jjay7]

and they call themself flight attendants

SHAME ON YOU!!!

[Ecka0007]

I've never seen 3D body painting before. Such an art. Awesome. Well done Air New Zealand. You've done it again.

[jusboutded]

whats most wonderful about this is that it is an actual corporate advertisement. at first i assumed it was just a spoof, like something SNL or MadTv would do. can you imagine any major american company doing this? how great for the airline and for NZ, they actually have a sense of humor, real humanity and a good bit of nerve. Man, I wanna go.

[chateaudur]

You say it as it is!

[purdisrise]

"if you do need to get up"

lol

[garry071]

This is surely one of the best bloopers reel I have ever seen. Better than even some of the comedy shows out there haha. Cheers to the sporty spirit of the crew. You guys could have your own spin off Comedy TV Series or something based on your life and Job.

FLY HIGH. FLY WITH PRIDE.

EVEN IF YOU ARE STRAIGHT OR BI.

GREAT JOB YOU GUYS

AIR NZ HAS NOTHING 2 HIDE

(P.S. I am straight but believe in equality of rules for all ppl)

[Golaxi]

im struggling to notice their even naked even though ive been told there naked :-s

[morgandollarhide7]

I'm a Cherokee American and it has always been my dream to visit New Zealand. I'm impressed with the greeting, love the accents and everyone was just adoreably cute, especially the first officer :-) I didn't notice any body hair, was everyone shaved so the paint would be smooth? Even the first officer had no armpit hair. Ok, now I gotta go to NZ, cute, smooth, funny, accents, respect for the natives....Love ya Kiwis!!!!

[testuuseru]

does not being able to open the life preserver packet in a stationary plane shown at 0:44 mean you are scr**ed if it doesn't open up when you are coming down the skies and you actually need to open it pronto before you make the dive?

They are naked and all but she can't be nervous or shocked as one would be when a plane's in a downward spiral!

Can you those packets be trusted to open up in time?!

[littleglamnatty]

I was thinking the same thing... :S

[gthebrave]

do you honestly think that a life jacket will EVER save you in a plane crash lol?

[leshiodrobo]

These vids (the commercial, bloopers, etc) are hilarious. I get the feeling these crew members are going to become more than a little recognised - if they aren't already! =)

[MAguy30]

Wow, that cute male flight attendant has a lucky husband!

[BananaBoloz]

I concur mate I concur he he

Damn I wish I was a guy lol

[FearlessSultana]

l o l !!! funny!!!

[kidellpowell]

1:03 he says "You sound like my husband."

LOL... I am all for homosexuality, I just thought it was quite a hoot how he said it so sincerely.

[inkjets1]

Brilliant.. good job and looked like you all had a right giggle...

[b245pankaj]

they are not showing properly

[zebzeb101]

How great is that then a little bit of kiwi ingenuity

[mw0g]

無しだな(･∀･)

女性陣が特に無し(-Д-)

[cobrek]

great job Michaela,,hahaha

[sandalarg26]

amazing. Im a flight attendant as well, and we should do something like that in my airline!! would be so much fun hahahaha u guys were great!!!

[thefutureisvegan]

Mincing male flight attendant . . . "sounds like my husband" brilliant!

[mambagr]

This is hilarious. Well done!

[ClaydanShow]

She said at 0.56 - they are 40

[gabosh]

isnt it 4 D? :D