As an affluent member of the flatulence community i feel it is my duty to crack onto this subject and get to the bottom of the matter whole heartedly so that more people can get wind of this subject and not take their foot off the gas in such an important subject....rather conversate and let it linger. Make sure we dont let anything slip pass the goalie.
@applesauceburger Do you know that i am male not female? and females should fart and poop when they get it and not hold it in. Everyone does it so why be embarrised thats what i say. :)
well your supposed to fart at least 2 to 3 times an hour but hell farts are not anoying only stupid people are and there is no such thing as never farting or having gas you have to expell it it will will hospitallise you if you hold all of it in holding gas in can actualy tear through the lining of your stomache and intestines and make it 20 times harder to take a shit
@kissra69 i know if i hada gf that farted this often infact it would be more often than that cause ppl fart more than once a hour i would keep her as my gf and let her fart as often as she needs to.
@kissra69 the way i see its a natural bodily function. It damages your insides to hold it in and if you don't go toilet when you need to, apart from that i wouldn't want my gf feeling all bloated, sick and umcomterable. If she farted and was embarrised about it i would help her relax about it, tell her that its ok its only natural and i don't think anything less of her because she farted etc
@LOVETOYOTAS well I am a girl and U seem to me a person easy to get along with...but regardless..on a first date it will be mighty hard to do it until you know how the other side would react. But I am 100% in agreement with you ;)
@kissra69 thanks i shure don't belive in make girls feel bad for farting as its only nautral and belive more guys need to get over the fact that girls have to fart to you know and not jude them for it.
@kissra69 but if my gf was all reaxed about it i would start a farting contest with her and try to out fart her or i would start the play tickle fight. Both would enourage her to fart more often but that would be cool as more fun
If my date farted and she was embarrised about it i would help her realx about it and let her know i think nothing less of her or don't find her any less attractive because she farted but if she was relaxed about it and saw it as a joke i would laugh along with her (not at her). I mean imagine how funny that story would be to talk about a year later or something and just imagine how much fun you could have. You could have farting contests with her.
@whitewiccanwitch No way. I have Canadian friends who think farting is funny. I also know Koreans who think it's funny. In Korean, a fart is a "bangu."
I understand its not ladylike at all, but any gal that could make me laugh like that would probably get a ring! Plus, she'd have a hard time judging anything I did... I think it's a win-win
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I dont mind farts at all, it's a part of what we need to do.. but if you're like my dad and you're in a busy grocery store rippin a wet one real loud every 15 minutes it becomes embarrassing :(
:35 I want to take her to dinner and have broccolli, beans and cabbage. Then jog back to my place. Then get naked and hop in the tub...... and make bubbles together!
Aaah man that's the worst Jeeeez I don't think I can do that wahahahaaaa that dude kills me! It's one of the only common and normal reasctions on a girl wich farts every hour. Grossssssss... Your sex must not last longer than 1 hour and you have to remember when you heared the last fart. GROSSSSSSSS the only fart allowed is a pussyfart and that even anoyes me a lot!
@LOVETOYOTAS Hot blonde girl, with ass in jeans and farts. Now that's what I'm talking about. There is just something sexy about blondes farting. They have the best smelling farts.
@boicsunla05 yes i feel the same way and the bigger, louder and smellier her farts are and the more often she farts the sexier. I get so turned on when a Hot blonde girl, with a sexy ass in tight jeans with a sexy ass leans over to one side while siting to let a huge, smelly fart out.
the second person (the blonde woman) seems like a trooper lol. the girl @ 0:24 seems like a stcuk up bitch that needs punched. the girl @ 0:36, WINNER!!
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That's impossible to do it every hour, gas is very stagnet and depends on what you eat and when you eat. Just save it like 8 of em for home and fart em all on my face and I'll be yours!
holy shit I know this girl who farts EVERY time I see her! and they're loud! And I'm trying to mac on her and it throws me off. cuz she starts laughing too, and like she's kinda cute so I'm just feeling really "ummmmm" whenever she does it. She did it when I had her over my shoulder! fucking gross hell no.
as a last resort, i wouldn't mind making sport out of it if it meant my girl would let me fart lol. it would suck if a girl left me just cause of my gas...
of course i would stay with him!!my ex boyfriend used to fart like every time i was around LOL of course it stunk but who cares it was funny.
He farted ON ME again today and wouldn't let me go LOL but its kool being comfortable around ppl and just fart i mean we all fart nothing to be grossed by.
thank you! i wish more girls had your viewpoint, maybe then i would have a girl by now LOL and not be angered every time these 20-21 year old chicks open their mouths.
LMAO! Yeah I would. If she really stunk then I might have to think about it...no...I would stay with her. Besides, farting in my family is more like a religious practice..LOL! I wouldn't need to buy a clock either. Riiiip! "Hey it's 5 o' clock!"
what are we talking about here? really smelly farts, wet ones, how am I gonna put my hand on her ass then if it's wet? She should stop eating those refried beans.
I'm sorry, but here is no reason why anyone who farts often and is over the age of 10 hasn't mastered the skill of squeezing a fart till it's silent and you can blame the guy next to you. You should be able to penetrate a sit cushion and store as a land mine for the next person who sits there.
@bsyouttuber i don't mind girls farting but i do agree when a girl farts and blames the guy next to him or her pet us guys know it was her well at least i do anyway.
Absolutely! Fun and attractive?! That's a deal and a half. But, like many of the people interviewed (hint: they answered no) she can't be hypocritical about it. Farting is a part of being a live. We all have it in common and the people who view it as a social inconvenience can suck flatulence through a tube. Shit happens.
more room out than there is in. would u rather spontaneous combustion? If u don't fart you r not normal. Eat your veggies! lol! my gut is busting, and sometimes my butt is gusting!
No Way! I don't want to know about it through ANY of my 5 senses. We'd be DONE after fart #1.
When I have to let one go, it's always either in private or under a well timed caugh used to frame others for the deed. By the time the smell hits, the elevator doors are shutting, and the riders are busy blaming each other.
Same with parties, church and public gatherings. Cut one, then slowly walk away, watching the expressions of others as they wrinkle their faces and pucker their noses.
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I don't think it'd deter me from continuing the relationship, but when it gets to that point when you're weighing pros and cons in the relationship, that isn't going to help.
speaking of farts i remember watching "blind date" and this one cute girl enjoys and loves the the smell of farts (kidd you not dude)!! she loves to sit on people and fart!!!! what a freaky weird fetish.
I'm str8 and the thought of the smell of your colon is turning me on. Damn son I bet its tight in there. Fuck I'm gonna cum. Message me sometime. Let's talk about it.
Gotta love the guy who says, "she was 27 going on 12". Wow, what a jerk. I'm 27, I fart, and I own my own business...lol. I think people who can't accept gas as a natural part of life have some "growing up" to do.
I'd definately stick with her, because if it's precisely on the hour, it would be very predictable so she could know when to go to a different room. Also, flatulance is normal and a sign of healthy digestion. It would make me a lot less self conscious when I happen to rip one. Unless you're really uptight, it's really not a big deal.
Jesus Christ, some of these people need to grow up. I'm talking about the people who complain about farts, not the people who do the farting. If you think you can marry someone or even be with them for a long time and never hear them fart, you are out of touch with reality. Get over it. I can see how a fart can be annoying depending on the circumstances, but people who whine about it annoy me 100 times more than the fart itself.
Crap Dusting... hitting a crowded room while weaving through.
TheConspiracyGuru 3 days ago
'Farts can be kinda hot' WTF! You sir are a sick, sick man!
MrMeatBall100 1 month ago
As an affluent member of the flatulence community i feel it is my duty to crack onto this subject and get to the bottom of the matter whole heartedly so that more people can get wind of this subject and not take their foot off the gas in such an important subject....rather conversate and let it linger. Make sure we dont let anything slip pass the goalie.
keidis28 1 month ago
fart forever...
silentroom82 1 month ago
IF IT WAS A PUSSY FART YES.A WINK OF THE BROWN EYE NO. LOL
76DEEZNUTZ 2 months ago
if ya gotta rip a juicy load bastard, then do it
BocifusPotions 2 months ago
0:34 lied
oryx032000 2 months ago
yeah sure. fun attractive girl whit build in clockwork. never forget the time. its a win win. but for you only!
winky7575 3 months ago
I save my farts for the crowded elevator.
CaptainCrikey 3 months ago
LOL Honey what are you so mad about I was just blowing you wet kisses
BigBassTurd 4 months ago
Nope
hopkin104 4 months ago
Heck yeah!!! I love it when women fart, it's soo damn Hottt !!!!! Rip'em ladies!!!!
Sirflatch 5 months ago
@applesauceburger I can assure you they smell of lavender and rose water.
keidis28 5 months ago
Well...Everybody has to fart...
NobleShaft 6 months ago
during doggystyle sex?
bebox731 6 months ago
@applesauceburger Do you know that i am male not female? and females should fart and poop when they get it and not hold it in. Everyone does it so why be embarrised thats what i say. :)
LOVETOYOTAS 6 months ago
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LOVETOYOTAS 6 months ago
the 2 blondes plus the brunette are very hot and good looking
rocksmeller99 7 months ago
i collect my gas in jars and hand them out to the homeless during christmas
keidis28 8 months ago
CAKE FARTS are awesome
Schiff666 8 months ago
Can you imagine? it's like "These are my parents aaaand OH NO IT'S ALMOST 12 O'CLOCK "
kponealex 8 months ago
How come every time I fart. It is silent.
V3XTR 8 months ago
i certainly wouldn't mind ---- with kim kardashian, and/or Rihanna, and/or katy Perry, and/or Jessica AlBa, etc(...), etc(...) !
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eklctc1Kng1arrw 9 months ago
I'd just use her fart juice for lube and buttfuq her!
john17972 9 months ago
@kissra69 i need some advice on how to empress girls can you lend me some plz :D
Rawmonger 10 months ago
well your supposed to fart at least 2 to 3 times an hour but hell farts are not anoying only stupid people are and there is no such thing as never farting or having gas you have to expell it it will will hospitallise you if you hold all of it in holding gas in can actualy tear through the lining of your stomache and intestines and make it 20 times harder to take a shit
shakidaki 11 months ago
she was 27 going on 12 lol
MrHennRock 11 months ago
the date would be gross and stinky
kissra69 11 months ago
@kissra69 i know if i hada gf that farted this often infact it would be more often than that cause ppl fart more than once a hour i would keep her as my gf and let her fart as often as she needs to.
LOVETOYOTAS 11 months ago
@LOVETOYOTAS LOL... U cool... I never had to fart on dates or in public...but I guess I will try and C what happens ;)
kissra69 11 months ago
@kissra69 the way i see its a natural bodily function. It damages your insides to hold it in and if you don't go toilet when you need to, apart from that i wouldn't want my gf feeling all bloated, sick and umcomterable. If she farted and was embarrised about it i would help her relax about it, tell her that its ok its only natural and i don't think anything less of her because she farted etc
LOVETOYOTAS 11 months ago
@LOVETOYOTAS well I am a girl and U seem to me a person easy to get along with...but regardless..on a first date it will be mighty hard to do it until you know how the other side would react. But I am 100% in agreement with you ;)
kissra69 11 months ago
@kissra69 thanks i shure don't belive in make girls feel bad for farting as its only nautral and belive more guys need to get over the fact that girls have to fart to you know and not jude them for it.
LOVETOYOTAS 11 months ago
@kissra69 but if my gf was all reaxed about it i would start a farting contest with her and try to out fart her or i would start the play tickle fight. Both would enourage her to fart more often but that would be cool as more fun
LOVETOYOTAS 11 months ago
@LOVETOYOTAS I concur. I would take it a step further. I would smell her ass.
boicsunla05 11 months ago
helll yeah
bigmanmuk 1 year ago
I couldn't wait a whole hour for my girl to fart again, most girls would fart way more than once an hour i would have thought
LOVETOYOTAS 1 year ago
If my date farted and she was embarrised about it i would help her realx about it and let her know i think nothing less of her or don't find her any less attractive because she farted but if she was relaxed about it and saw it as a joke i would laugh along with her (not at her). I mean imagine how funny that story would be to talk about a year later or something and just imagine how much fun you could have. You could have farting contests with her.
LOVETOYOTAS 1 year ago
@LOVETOYOTAS I agree, but to add to that, it would be sexy. I'm excited thinking about it.
boicsunla05 11 months ago
@boicsunla05 lol i get really turned on thinking about hot girls with sexy asses in tight jeans farting espically if they are blonde girls.
LOVETOYOTAS 11 months ago
hold down 4 lol
beansterman1998 1 year ago
Lol Pause at 0:17
OsbordPlunky 1 year ago
i know whay too many women that dont fart on the hour and some that do so the answer is no i wouldnt date her.
datzfast 1 year ago
only americans could think this is funny
whitewiccanwitch 1 year ago
@whitewiccanwitch No way. I have Canadian friends who think farting is funny. I also know Koreans who think it's funny. In Korean, a fart is a "bangu."
spinemelter2000 1 year ago
Hmmm...I think I just got a business idea - I should start a dating site for people who think farting is funny!
Oh wait, I just gave the idea away. Dammit. :-D
DtRockstar1 1 year ago
I understand its not ladylike at all, but any gal that could make me laugh like that would probably get a ring! Plus, she'd have a hard time judging anything I did... I think it's a win-win
BM151 1 year ago
I would continue it! I'd be like "Babe, you are frikken skilleddd teach me how to do that" XD
WaWaTV 1 year ago
ive got the beer farts aka slippery fogghorn syndrome and i dont think anyone could last after 1
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zoetrigger133 1 year ago
I dont mind farts at all, it's a part of what we need to do.. but if you're like my dad and you're in a busy grocery store rippin a wet one real loud every 15 minutes it becomes embarrassing :(
sugaratic 1 year ago
The chick at 0:16 seems pretty stoked about the idea. Come to my house, bebbeh.
azbadgahad 1 year ago
I would LOVE to date a girl who farted every hour on the hour.
kipolem53 1 year ago
i could care less farts are bodily functions if you gotta fart do it. i dont care. burp too.
icametorock1 1 year ago
Yes, because I would always know what time it is...... ugggggg lol
LIJBeach 1 year ago
you fart more than once an hour anyway so it doesent fucking matter!!1!
5dethtojoker 1 year ago 6
:35 I want to take her to dinner and have broccolli, beans and cabbage. Then jog back to my place. Then get naked and hop in the tub...... and make bubbles together!
ebbtuber 1 year ago 2
They might be farting because they are nervous~
A silent fart that they deny that would be another case.
Like my brother-in-law........
pickofthepatch 2 years ago
FAKE
mryjn420090 2 years ago
@mryjn420090 UR ALLRIGHT!!
GoldenRatio7 6 months ago
Farts are hilarious! Given the right circumstances, I could do it for sure.
DtRockstar1 2 years ago 12
If my Date farts?, i would Rejected her Straight off!!!..
Zoza15 2 years ago
@Zoza15 come on man a girl has to push it out to
LOVETOYOTAS 1 year ago
Aaah man that's the worst Jeeeez I don't think I can do that wahahahaaaa that dude kills me! It's one of the only common and normal reasctions on a girl wich farts every hour. Grossssssss... Your sex must not last longer than 1 hour and you have to remember when you heared the last fart. GROSSSSSSSS the only fart allowed is a pussyfart and that even anoyes me a lot!
TheDutchways 2 years ago
Farts are Gods representation on earth they're heavenly4 winds.
PimpThe478 2 years ago
Is this all filmed in LA?
LanceInAustralia 2 years ago
I wouldn't mind. I love when an attractive women farts, especially if she is a hot blonde white girl. Mmmm!!!
boicsunla05 2 years ago
@boicsunla05 haha you think the same way as me. The best girl to do it is a hot blonde girl, white girl, wearing tight jeans. with a sexy ass.
LOVETOYOTAS 1 year ago
@LOVETOYOTAS Hot blonde girl, with ass in jeans and farts. Now that's what I'm talking about. There is just something sexy about blondes farting. They have the best smelling farts.
boicsunla05 11 months ago
@boicsunla05 yes i feel the same way and the bigger, louder and smellier her farts are and the more often she farts the sexier. I get so turned on when a Hot blonde girl, with a sexy ass in tight jeans with a sexy ass leans over to one side while siting to let a huge, smelly fart out.
LOVETOYOTAS 11 months ago
If they're just loud it would be ok, but if each one smells like a really bad dump then no..
M44resto 2 years ago
exatly.... poop is when farts just arent funny anymore.
Moo206 2 years ago
depends on the lvl of intensity
TheHusky9 2 years ago
the second person (the blonde woman) seems like a trooper lol. the girl @ 0:24 seems like a stcuk up bitch that needs punched. the girl @ 0:36, WINNER!!
crucialconflict02 2 years ago
rofl girls have to say yes ...get used to it!
cRaZyTRimZ 2 years ago 2
lol 0:50
sc12aped 2 years ago
yea... why not... you can't expect them to shit frozen yogart
boredism07 2 years ago
crapppppppp
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SweatyButtSexStinks 2 years ago
if you can fart in front of you partner it shows you care... if you can cup cake her... thats love
garoodle 2 years ago
i would actually say yes, because it would show that she feels secure and confidente with me
ElChivu34 2 years ago
Proooooooobably not.
tb040393 2 years ago 2
Fart
westleykevin 2 years ago
yes...totaly.
i love farthing ppl.
i am farthing all the time:))
alexdiabloman 2 years ago
it would depend on if they smelled or not
stelablu07 2 years ago
27 goin on 12 rofl.....
WATSOUP 2 years ago
Lmao @ a well placed fart whats a well placed fart?... He must like it all over his junk/face or some shit haha
19EricH85 3 years ago
brain crunching window shatering farts on my page
poorandhungry 3 years ago
It would depend on if the farts were really stank.
LifeSimulation 3 years ago 2
i dont mind sexy farts if its in the indoors not the public.
bluelightman77 3 years ago
Not only would I continue the relationship, I'd MARRY HER!!!
lol
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BAMBOOTHEWALK 3 years ago
a well placed fart can be hot????
KerrDogga 3 years ago 5
Who cares about such stupid bullshit? It´s just dumb and waste of time!
metalanschi 3 years ago
0:23 Not as annoying as people who say "expecially"
N37BU6 3 years ago 2
That's impossible to do it every hour, gas is very stagnet and depends on what you eat and when you eat. Just save it like 8 of em for home and fart em all on my face and I'll be yours!
operations1000 3 years ago
wtf
nshaw388 2 years ago
holy shit I know this girl who farts EVERY time I see her! and they're loud! And I'm trying to mac on her and it throws me off. cuz she starts laughing too, and like she's kinda cute so I'm just feeling really "ummmmm" whenever she does it. She did it when I had her over my shoulder! fucking gross hell no.
Meconstrue 3 years ago
this is all i have to say, everybody farts
Shawlia 3 years ago
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i would slap the living fucking shit out of a chick if she farted every hour thats just nasty
kalukskate12 3 years ago
fricken hilarious, rip em
willingtorisk 3 years ago
ha ha, this is a sweet poll
Xanderthedestroyer 3 years ago
as a last resort, i wouldn't mind making sport out of it if it meant my girl would let me fart lol. it would suck if a girl left me just cause of my gas...
KenDaKingArrives 3 years ago 3
every one duz =D lol
jt098s6712 3 years ago 2
See celebrity farts here...
PaparazziJim 3 years ago
of course i would stay with him!!my ex boyfriend used to fart like every time i was around LOL of course it stunk but who cares it was funny.
He farted ON ME again today and wouldn't let me go LOL but its kool being comfortable around ppl and just fart i mean we all fart nothing to be grossed by.
dennie94 3 years ago 3
thank you! i wish more girls had your viewpoint, maybe then i would have a girl by now LOL and not be angered every time these 20-21 year old chicks open their mouths.
KenDaKingArrives 3 years ago
:) i'm very happy u think that :) just don't listen to them you shouldn't care what they say :)
dennie871 3 years ago
I think farts are funny. I would want a woman who is not grossed out by it
Smoohah 3 years ago 2
LMAO! Yeah I would. If she really stunk then I might have to think about it...no...I would stay with her. Besides, farting in my family is more like a religious practice..LOL! I wouldn't need to buy a clock either. Riiiip! "Hey it's 5 o' clock!"
idaltuguy 3 years ago 2
HAHA!!
0inflameswetrust0 3 years ago
i think that after a while, u kinda get used to it.
cottenswab9000 3 years ago
"You wouldn't have to wear a watch anymore."
yeah its like "what time is it? oh its time to fart!!"
lol =D
vc2o6 3 years ago 36
fart away! fart dont kill. well only flies.... =( haha j/k
vc2o6 3 years ago 2
There's definitely not a rise in the cost of a good fart. And hey, it always makes you feel better to release some pressure. LOL
ittybittytown 3 years ago 2
good point!
clericimachine 3 years ago 2
i would so muchthat they would "dump" ,lol, me
eurekaman3000 3 years ago
Stick a buttplug in her ass :p
icetrout2 3 years ago
icetrout2: Stick a buttplug in her ass :p
You don't want it to become a projectile, do you?
theannoyingdogpoo 3 years ago 2
what are we talking about here? really smelly farts, wet ones, how am I gonna put my hand on her ass then if it's wet? She should stop eating those refried beans.
I'm sorry, but here is no reason why anyone who farts often and is over the age of 10 hasn't mastered the skill of squeezing a fart till it's silent and you can blame the guy next to you. You should be able to penetrate a sit cushion and store as a land mine for the next person who sits there.
bsyouttuber 3 years ago 20
@bsyouttuber i don't mind girls farting but i do agree when a girl farts and blames the guy next to him or her pet us guys know it was her well at least i do anyway.
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blackbird2048 3 years ago
that is what i call mcgay
nfl20 3 years ago
Absolutely! Fun and attractive?! That's a deal and a half. But, like many of the people interviewed (hint: they answered no) she can't be hypocritical about it. Farting is a part of being a live. We all have it in common and the people who view it as a social inconvenience can suck flatulence through a tube. Shit happens.
delero1 3 years ago 3
but if shit does happen you gotta check yo pants bro
AGUYWHOSBEDISSTOLEN 3 years ago
more room out than there is in. would u rather spontaneous combustion? If u don't fart you r not normal. Eat your veggies! lol! my gut is busting, and sometimes my butt is gusting!
ittybittytown 3 years ago
No Way! I don't want to know about it through ANY of my 5 senses. We'd be DONE after fart #1.
When I have to let one go, it's always either in private or under a well timed caugh used to frame others for the deed. By the time the smell hits, the elevator doors are shutting, and the riders are busy blaming each other.
Same with parties, church and public gatherings. Cut one, then slowly walk away, watching the expressions of others as they wrinkle their faces and pucker their noses.
clericimachine 3 years ago 3
Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?
Blue24U 3 years ago 4
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I love it when girls fart. I like to let them rip one in my mouth.
SexSandwich 3 years ago
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faith8496 3 years ago
I don't think it'd deter me from continuing the relationship, but when it gets to that point when you're weighing pros and cons in the relationship, that isn't going to help.
dackattac 3 years ago 2
speaking of farts i remember watching "blind date" and this one cute girl enjoys and loves the the smell of farts (kidd you not dude)!! she loves to sit on people and fart!!!! what a freaky weird fetish.
vc2o6 3 years ago 2
seems funny doesn't it? What if it's irritable bowel syndrome or crones disease ?
Is this one of those sideways moral questions?
Ragnorckgorgonash 3 years ago
nothing turns a girl on quicker than the smell of my colon
jwallbanger 3 years ago
I'm str8 and the thought of the smell of your colon is turning me on. Damn son I bet its tight in there. Fuck I'm gonna cum. Message me sometime. Let's talk about it.
45init 3 years ago
lol i fart on muy brother lol but not on dating :)
leiwslink 3 years ago
I think of it as making room for my boyfriend later.
thinblondegreenis 3 years ago 4
i would date a girl that farts every hour but i would be annoyed especially if it stinks o_O!!!!!
VmkCheetohs 3 years ago
the queen mother (RIP) farted just like everyone else. Imagine you keep those sucker in for a year and then let rip!? METHANE BOMB!
redo96 3 years ago
Gotta love the guy who says, "she was 27 going on 12". Wow, what a jerk. I'm 27, I fart, and I own my own business...lol. I think people who can't accept gas as a natural part of life have some "growing up" to do.
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SerinaJK 3 years ago 2
Loud, yes. Smelly, no.
Bramicus 3 years ago 2
Once had a girlfriend that would fart a lot on harley rides, i dont know which one could backfire the most :)
Harleybum 3 years ago 3
I'd definately stick with her, because if it's precisely on the hour, it would be very predictable so she could know when to go to a different room. Also, flatulance is normal and a sign of healthy digestion. It would make me a lot less self conscious when I happen to rip one. Unless you're really uptight, it's really not a big deal.
Storolf 3 years ago
haha
objmgirl4life 3 years ago
Easy to live with, leave each hour to go smoke herb? She cant complain about the smell !
MasterSysop 3 years ago
Idiocracy, here we come.
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motiongraphics81 3 years ago
You win.
gophergun 3 years ago
That movie is so dead on with the way things are headed! (LOL!!) The morons are defintely minding the shop!
MUZIKNFILMZ 3 years ago
"You wouldn't have to wear a watch anymore." LOL!
hey, JMB129, go fuck yourself.
metfan31 3 years ago
qhat kan ie cay? farrts r funny
i like when someone farts in a business meeting, or a serious place where they are not supposed to. Great old fashioned humor.
calanero 3 years ago
You wouldn't have to wear a watch anymore.
CAPSLOCKISONDAMNIT 3 years ago 5
as long as it's not during sex sure i'd be fine with it
TheSchimmi 3 years ago
of course not during the sex
bludog125 3 years ago
LOL
k24601 3 years ago
Jesus Christ, some of these people need to grow up. I'm talking about the people who complain about farts, not the people who do the farting. If you think you can marry someone or even be with them for a long time and never hear them fart, you are out of touch with reality. Get over it. I can see how a fart can be annoying depending on the circumstances, but people who whine about it annoy me 100 times more than the fart itself.
JMB129 3 years ago 5
lol
CawPunked 3 years ago 3