Real Life CSI: Crime Scene Cleaners

[wrapjimmy]

Who could blame the poor guy, having to live with that fat, dirty, lazy slob of a wife.

[dementedelle]

sunshine cleaning

[Midnightryder7]

What Happens if u can't afford to have a company like this to come out and clean up a suicide or a murder??

[BrahnTheHandyMan]

I bet these people love when people burn themselves to death. Then they only have to sweep up ashes.

[68buickwildcat]

oh nasty job! but I guess someone has to do it.

[tracyblogger]

I'm amazed that they were able to clean a room with that much clutter.

[unlolshtopable]

i can't understand those people. how can u dislike video with cookies?

[grizabella626]

I don't care what you say, that woman is a haus. Lord knows I could never do what she does.

[KateWu2]

This is a wonderful service, people wrongly assume that Fire of PD will come in and clean after a tragic incident...they don't. God forbid someone is making the bed or kids are playing in the room and find brain matter or an eye as she mentioned of a deceased father or uncle. People with this ability to truly serve are special.

[xxxsssxxxsss]

@KateWu2 It definitely takes a certain mentality and state of mind. I highly doubt they get paid enough though.

[KateWu2]

@xxxsssxxxsss It is costly and it isn't covered by insurance, at least the one I asked about.

[vidx03]

tehe !!!!!! wow is that the Michael Jackson thing !!!!! Tehe

[sumamartin]

that is one hell of a job description..

[MrAceMan100]

i hope she washed her hands wen she made those cookies "moom theres a finger in the cookies"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!te­he

[metooblueshoes]

:(

[CreativeList]

she can kill a person an dispose of the body quick.. =o

[joshuajamesthornton]

holy moley, moley moley moley....

[ScientistSoundSytem]

Makes you sit back and think "Those CSI movies are full of shit"

And they really are, how the fuck can someone be a cop and a CSI at the same time?

Eric from CSI Miami arrests people, investigates crime scenes, works in the lab, go on high speed chases, is a diver and also leads the swat team

What the fuck kinda shit is that?....lol

[ainsleywainsley]

@yellowfogdude oh, but wouldnt it taste bad cos you have this nice warm cookie and a cold chunk of chocolate? i need melted chocolate in my cookies lol

[jmr1068204]

Low-life dads are still existing, I see. I was about 10 when mine put a gun to his head in the other room and woke us up that morning. Dude has mental issues...left us with absolutely nothing and his wife/our didn't even have a job. I guess it was better....had I see how abusive he was to my mom and brother, I would have shot him myself.

[liljoke2050]

yall niggas is dumb. y yall talkin bout cookes, fkin idiots

[ainsleywainsley]

who the fuck makes cookies and puts the chocolate chips on after they are cooked

[BigBlue1101]

Finally....someone who knows how to get blood out of satin.

[MrUltraworld]

A friend of mine owns a small company that does this work. It's a goldmine. No one asks about prices when it comes to scraping guts off the floor. A lot of education is needed. As well as a really strong stomach.

[5959512]

@MrUltraworld what kind of education? , I would like to start a business like this.

[MrUltraworld]

@5959512 It has a lot to do with properly identifying the materials and how to properly remove & dispose of them.The kind of protective gear that is required. I think the guidelines are set by the EPA.

[5959512]

@MrUltraworld do you think there is formal training required, like certifications? from what I have seen it looks like anyone can go in there and do it.

[MrUltraworld]

@5959512 That I'm not sure of sorry

[thepalmetto]

There's also people hired to clean up the mess from fatal traffic accidents. mmm, nothin like scraping chunks of flesh off the pavement.

[SingOutLoud92]

we watched this in Criminal Science...so then I went on to watch the movie Sunshine Cleaners

[V12CX8]

i'd rather to watch CSI: New York

[Cool07Star]

It's amazing what these people do, I highly respect them.

[salman222able]

every they do like they will to stay fucker for she is fucker her mother 

[Omerack]

@salman222able wtf are you sayin?

[dirtygirl145723]

@salman222able ENGLISH my friend. ENGLISH.

[azis1100]

@dirtygirl145723 lmao, classic.

[messiah0416]

Fuck these ads and Youtube. I now REFUSE TO WATCH AND VIDEO THAT HAS A VIDEO AD FOR NOW ON. Thumbs up if your with me on this one.

[chickenpoper]

I wouldn't be surprised if she ended up on an episode of "haunted"

[lsn2jah]

Somebody's gotta do it.

[bluntbaked]

that lady was all cool about her husbands head off in the other room!! wtf

[vanchunyin]

See how much trouble suicide will cause!!

[ryorta]

Another day, another dollar...DAMN!!! and I complain about my job.

[kymo183]

>>>3:32 =D

[talk2malawyer]

I would not last one day in that job

[wolffang2412]

Oh god...I would never be able to do that...

[FoLkEsToNeCiTy]

she got some balls (if she has balls)

[UrDadIsMoist]

@FoLkEsToNeCiTy the only reason you typed that comment was for attention, to your speech (if she has balls) and you were hoping for thumbs up

[FoLkEsToNeCiTy]

@UrDadIsMoist actually dude i dont really care about some thumbs up really whats the point i just want to put what i want on youtube

[arizona1105]

only the weak commit suicide

[felixthecoach]

@arizona1105 only idiots dont know anything about suicide



[gunman1018]

I wish that I had the oppotunity to do this. I know that sounds gruesome. But someone has to do this. These families have suffered so much, and it is a blessing to be able to focus on their grief and not having to be traumatized further. We as a society should be grateful to have people like this woman who will be the "vultures", so to speak.

[FT86TT]

The cookie looked like shit!

[Lunarvx22]

She's one hardcore chick.

[NgJackal1990]

If this guy loved his family, he should have jumped off the building.

[warriorsrock123]

wow i would just not be able to deal with that kudos to her

[LUKE82603]

YOU CAN'T CALL OUT SICK ON THIS JOB !!!

[devonika91]

i want that job <3 no joke

[TrollingPatrolling]

eewww i could not clean up dead bodies and then make cookies ewww thats disgusting

[robotentity]

What an asshole husband, leaving his family behind to clean up his shit.

[luckybozo1]

@robotentity Speculations? How about maybe his wife drove him to commit suicide? Don't talk like you know people business! He might have chronic pain my neighbor was like that he had back surgery and never recovered and then he lost his job! All his wife did was constantly bitched at him. He shot himself!

[robotentity]

@luckybozo1

How about she didn't? Dur, speculating much? Blimey, it's just a comment.

[luckybozo1]

@robotentity You are the one who accused the husband of being an asshole. He was the one who died! Have some respect. Everyone can make comments but you made an idiot comment!

[robotentity]

@luckybozo1

Because he is! The people he left behind are the ones who will hurt the most. I'm not an idiot for having an opinion.

[byrjyu]

at 3:39 she should clean her over ...Thats nasty shit

[UniqeTeckNique]

Moooole... *Austin Powers*

[bieli0]

terrific, i'll keep a magnet on my fridge if shit ever heads south...

[frofro73]

you can play connect the dots on her face....Stridex woman!

[OzTerri]

@pzburviantard tee hee. some things just can't be lived with.

[kingbongenhogger]

@pzburviantard u r a fucking asshole. how could you make a joke out of someone ending thier own life?!

[kristiannamae]

i always wanted to do that work.good money!

[Mastermind12358]

if youre gonna shot your self, please do it outside.

thanks

[TheGrimdoor]

i heard it pays 500 an hour

[ind20000]

@TheGrimdoor LOL not even close.

[elkthehero]

@TheGrimdoor are you kidding me, I just started and my friend has been doing it awhile, it pays decent. But not more than most jobs. Like a cop or something. And hours aren't guaranteed. You can go weeks without a call. Because cost is always an issue and some would rather forgo it for a cheap and dangerous cost.

[remarkzero]

@illinisports217 someone who wants a job, that's who. Looks like all you need is training and janitorial skills. Plenty of people would do it if it meant a steady paycheck and food on the table.

[gmr41693]

Pretty sure this is not CSI(crime scene investigator) and her shirt says Crime Scene Cleanup, guess she is a CSC

[knockdoun]

2:53 fucking retard

[knockdoun]

MOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[illinisports217]

who would want this job. seriously who would genuinely want it

[luckybozo1]

@illinisports217 Agreed, this is like being a garbage collector... she probably had a hard time with getting jobs and when this was the only job available she took it. It's no rocket science!

[emiemioo]

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHh

[TeeEye84Plus]

I remember when my neighbor was murdered a crew came by called "aftermath"

[monkeypoker88]

Mooooole

[laskolasko]

Judging by the stain it looks like the guy cut his wrists (2 big pools of stains right next to each other). Why would there be a piece of skull? Plus, if he DID use a gun to shoot himself in the head, there would be splatter spots around the room.

[joewalter222]

DC area, huh? They must be busiest shortly after really mean, sweeping elections!;)

[RealtorLiz]

Wow, truly a brave, brave woman.

[kytrader007]

ew.

[flashinfect]

If you think you have a tough stomach, check out kaotic.comm haha, most ppl can't handle the vids on there

[picturemeskating]

@flashinfect or rotten.comm

[918Dubb]

i wonder if she has nightmares

[saberf111]

mmmmmm cookies

[63gstone]

Seriously, how could somebody start a business like this?

[mnpd007]

Every major city has cleanup crews like this. It pays well... very, very well. No more work than cleaning houses for a living, but a lot more money. The money is paid because no one else wants to do it. Sometimes they can't get rid of the refuse just by cleaning. I've seen rotting body fluids go from the floor of an upstairs apartment to the ceiling of the apartment below.

[63gstone]

@mnpd007 Do you know much about this business? I would be interested.

[arroy624]

anyone with a bad day at work should definitely watch this, then go home and make some cookies.

[punx2204]

@arroy624 whenever i have a bad day or am in a depressed mood, i watc band of brothers..... then i feel better about my life.

[chunkatty]

i wonder how much it costs for a clean up...profiting off death? hmm i guess a hard job should respected and payed for. Shes got balls...after a days work of picking up human body pieces..she decided to go home and make some nice cookies :) Ahh another days work.. :S wot a life!

[MaghanBelcher11]

@chunkatty Someone's gotta do it.

[TheBic4]

@chunkatty you think see had a hard life my dad was a medic in iraq and had to pick up the remains of people blown apart from mortars and grenades

[Krasnodarka]

Biological incident... But anyways, what a damn hard job to do.

[Binerycode]

i saw what they do its the hardest job hey do a psych test as part of the employment process I heard one of them interviewed once, said he once spewed inside his biohazard suit after trying to pick someone up and having their skin come off in his hands (it's called a 'skin slip').

[omgdan23]

What if they leave the whole body back there.

[namezryan]

i rather work at the funeral home.

[dehoot]

Last night I was wondering who it is that cleans up the messes from these kind of situations... this answered it. o_o; I think it would suck a LOT if the family had to clean up after their dead member... or family members. What a psychological nightmare that'd be.

[nynzxoxo]

i kept looking at her teeth whenever she was talking. o-o;

[Nootherlove1]

kill yourself in a porto-potty. They took out the body, brought it to a field and burned it. No cleaning necessary. Used a 30.06 rifle,big mess.

I once had to clean up after a 17 year old blew his head off with a shotgun,1983-long before these private services existed..made $3.85 an hour

[orioncheung]

Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

[Horhey17]

The "skull fragment" looked like a piece of fiberglass.

[redbugiii]

@Horhey17 Don't Human shit look weird once its Dead???!!!????LOL

[shocks007]

This would be an interesting episode of Dirty Jobs! This is one brave woman BTW!!!

[ediesedgwick82]

wow...thanks for sharing very interesting

[LittleBigKRATOS]

After she clean the body parts, she might need to start cleaning her false teeth.

Disgusting, yiaks.

[wolf1010]

Everyone thinks this is the coolest job ever because of the T.V. show. Well, this job looks horrible. Looks depressing, dealing with dismantled bodies all day and then cleaning up blood and body parts around the area? Not so much sunglasses, guns, and investigation like the show now is it.

[1kash123]

Thats a thoughtful essesntial service. I didn't know they did that.

[coreyp30]

I came to watch a lil wayne video but i seen this at the bottom of the home page

[ijjiGm]

smd

[AstroGaga]

ew o-o

[ClicheStereotype]

That room was a pig sty!

[s0ccerk1d07]

@ClicheStereotype he probably went crazy and threw everything around before he shot himself

[VoteforJimJepson]

I know what I wanna do when I grow up!

[MrJibbahz]

much respect.

[Mastamind91]

grimy

[Yarden2y]

God damn and I tought CSI female agents are hot for real

[beezyb42011]

nat-geo commentary voice is so fucking slow and annoying

[babou1234567890]

@beezyb42011 Imagine it 1000times slower and 1000times more annoying and you got it in Spanish.

[scorpius319]

@beezyb42011

And how do you expect narrative/documentary voice-overs to sound? Like an auctioneer or a radio commercial pitch?

[cannoir]

@scorpius319 it sounds more like the voice of the cat food commercials.

[BOBLOL00]

right there, thats a PIECE OF SKULL ? Oh rly? cool ...... :S

[stevenking088]

Look it's our taxes =)

[Dave32488]

@stevenking088 Our taxes don't pay for it, something like this happens to u or one of your family members, your stuck with the bill..... sucks.

[xBlueXFoxx]

@Dave32488 Life insurance.

[rocketzombie237]

Basically a janitor for the dead, that cleans the crime sence. Then make some cookies . . . for yourself to honor the deseaded. Sounds like a good job, but with blood, skull fragments, and dismembered body parts . . . you might as well work at the morgue.

[lokenovez]

i would love this job fuck all you pussies saying "bless her" "this job is horrible" your just a bunch of faggots with a golden spoon up your asses

[thatpecinalgirl]

Sunshine Cleaning..look it up!...its a movie about this subject.

[icedragoon777]

Wait, why is everyone talking about abortion on a crime scene video in the first place?.../mindfuck

[Tookyfes]

Makes me think of Sunshine Cleaning. Good movie...

[thatpecinalgirl]

@Tookyfes lol that's exactly what i said lol! Then i saw ur posting, so you beat me to it. funny how its almost exactly like the movie in regards to maid first.

[mbe102]

My best friend's mom used to do this. I was thinking of doing it actually... I'd probably puke in my mask the first few times though.

[LeeMIlby]

Wow it's great that there are people in the world who are willing to do this. It must be a great relief to any family or victim or tragedy. But i imagine that sometimes the things she experiences are really gruesome and may be more horrifying than a movie. It's a trippy experience to see a person decayed into a mere body....dust to dust and all that

[NYCsPLAYA]

its funny how they say few whould want to do that job or no one chould stand it.. I seen fucked up shit with my own eyes especially 9/11 and I whould do that shit anyday

[Thatfilmerkid]

i like how she wipes her dirty feet right when she walks in the house and not on the mat outside

[NYCsPLAYA]

@Thatfilmerkid ha

[scorpius319]

@Thatfilmerkid

uh, it's obvious that she wiped her feet on a mat in the garage (or whateveritwas), she entered the garage BEFORE she entered the house

[mocced3]

all i have to do is kill myself if i want to have my house cleaned

[Crazee108]

Wow i didn't realise this was a job... how stupid of me. O_O

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[yuppityyups]

@assdumidiot lol xD

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[9Karma9]

its kinda funny how the wife whos husband commited suicide didn't seem sad at all.

[Gabbapinhead21]

fucking A.... guy killed himself and left his wife and kids be hide what a coward. fucktard..

[yeolstrat]

@Gabbapinhead21 You can't really comment on what he'd done, he might have been trying to help his family with a life insurance payout.... you never know.

[sk1llerdrag]

@Gabbapinhead21 Yeah suicide is for the weak.. Selfish asshole..

[Jesvel18]

must get paid really well. anywho...lady can be my future mother-in-law. lol. i say heyy to her son ;)

[Zee96969696]

a heartless person like me could do it easily, maybe thats where I could make good money, on the other side, I often watch stories about ghosts and so on and i'm a real pussy, and I would commiit suicide from the fear of ghosts hounting me, it's not all the dead bodies that I couldn't deal with, it's the ghosts which may or may not exist, maybe the dead bodies too

[davidg5205ww]

this is dumb, it says CSI, but wheres the horrible acting and the massively unreal technology lol

[jdh501]

Many years ago I was desperate for a job and I got hired by a crime clean-up company, but I broke my arm in a rock-climbing incident the day before my start day, so I never had to do it. Looking back, I'm glad.

[playerette313]

why do they always do this to me...i get all into what im watching and then they just cut me off....same thing happened with the shark clip. 

[JasOmega]

she should get that mole removed...

[TheSBrosProductions]

@JasOmega Moles... haha

[Whinestee]

Man... that's sad.. What a crazy world we all live in.

[gzussturbo]

I'm so glad everyone is talking about abortion! I was looking for a video that had irrelavent comments below it! I like to go to various group discussions about a certain topic such as eating disorders with high hopes they will discuss astonomy!

[Tamuz95]

they better pay well

[stacylynn12]

@Tamuz95 It does i got 75 a hour for my first 3 jobs then 100 afterward and more people i recruit for jobs the more it goes up!

[EmRidz18]

eeeek! my job doesn't seem so bad anymore.

[MonetRebecca]

awful job! but god bless her for doing it anyway!!

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[ParaSheld]

Everyone on here arguing about abortion, don't you have something better to cry about? Life is fucked up in every way, get over it already. The government made it legal because they don't want the population growing out of control or teenagers to have babies they can't afford to care for and more people on the streets which means more people who do drugs and die on the streets. I'm glad some people make the choice to save a baby from a horrible life.