RE: I am the Warrior Sperm

[MarinellaCA]

you're right.. it had to be done XD

[PirateDuckyy]

well I always wanted to know what was going on after my boyfriend cam inside me. seems legit.

[mrfishgun]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[483091]

THIS IS MADNESS, THIS IS VAGINA!!!!

[AypexLol]

I started laughing at around 0:06 and stopped 20 min later. Love all your videos, keep it up!

[casablanca4381]

This is comic gold!!! Awesome LOL

[daryush55]

That was genius! Thanks for the upload, I'm in stitches! :-)

[fdasherv]

I agree, that last kicker was totally necessary.

[sharahamshar]

Funniest thing I've seen on the interwebz in 16 years.

[ciumpantat]

What's with the accent? It's some horrible mix of Scottish and Indian.

[Vaeviktis]

Whoa...

[againstthenorm92]

great, now when someone cums in me I'm gunna be thinking of this video

[drumline17]

@againstthenorm92 Now whenever I cum in someone my new sex noise is "TO THE FALLOPIAN CORRIDOR! JAAAAAAAAAA"

[DecimusXAM]

OMG!!!! i haven't laughed out loud like that in months...maybe years...damn...that shit was funny!!!  Maybe it was the 4 beers I just drank....maybe...maybe not...lets see how good it is after FIVE!!!

[MaynnTheMarshmallow]

Hahahah too epic!

[f00tstep]

STOP MINDFUCKING ME YOU RAPEIST!

[cruelbusiness1984]

hehe

[YondaimeKira]

"[...] tell our enemies that they may take our tails, but they may never take... OUR SEEEEEMENNNN!!!!!!" LMAO

[LegionIscariot]

The sperm playing Mel Gibson actualy looks like it's riding a horse like the movie.

"This is Vagina!!!" is funny as hell, my gut exploded.

[Lathox]

This is too funny

[007CuteBunny]

XD love ur concips lol

[Countblackula666]

.....Okay.......Now I'm certain I'm bi.

[ugfabian]

Incredible!

[DharmaLogos]

They may never take OUR SEMEN!!!

[Justino292]

Well this was very educational. lol

[nonfictions]

perfect last statement.

[vspqbd]

Damn you DarkMatter2525, now I can't get that bit about, "They may take our tails, but they may never take...OUR SEMEN!!!!!!!" out of my head. I've been trying to get it out for nearly 2 days now.

[vegansong821]

so inspiring. *tear*

[altairx26]

THIS IS VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!! EPIC

[vspqbd]

Maybe it's because I haven't seen the movie 300, but I don't get this video.

[BigBlackMamba101]

Funny.......

[VincentVonGoat]

LOL - sperm w/abs!

[dancesonpoles]

lmao

[selearemus]

scottish sperm haha

[wpkzz]

You're goddamn insane, boy. I like it.

[jursle]

You Sir, are an absolute genius.

[chango721]

@darkmatter2525 the abs on Sperminidus was a nice touch.

[yermomsboxx]

That was the funniest youtube video I've ever seen. In fact, I'm logging off now. There's no reason to watch other videos.

[Ma2the2WR]

That was awesome.

[billyjoejimbob75]

This video has spunk!!!

[Belloran24]

This is so stupid...it's hilarious.

[Yesitis808]

Best spoof ever! Bravo, mate.

[benvearncombe]

Darkmatters cartoonas are awesome cant wait for more, haha

[pntrain5]

dude, this channel is hilarious... we need to support DarkMatter, haha

[MrCoffin32]

LOL!!! wow, truely a classic on youtube! Fuck everyone who is trying to say "darkmatter" has too much time on his hands though. That makes no sense. Its all about having more time! :)

[Bear5177]

EPIC! Truly EPIC! I must learn more about the historical semen Wallace!

1:33 - The best movie line EVAH!

Just an awesome, awesome video!

[MrKrov]

Why the goddamn hell won't this fucking video play?!

[DarkMatter2525]

@MrKrov, I know...it seems like all of YouTubia is running slow today. Try to click ahead a little on the time bar.

[MrKrov]

Ah, finally it works!!!!!

[Meiklelodians]

Omg as a Scot I feel I should be somewhat offended...yet I laughed my ass off...very very well done :)

[FactVsReligion]

LOL!!!!! This is so win!

[CityzenJane]

in tears...side hurts ow ow ow...

[CityzenJane]

that may be the best video and the worst Scots accent I have ever heard...thank you.

[cory18011801]

The other scene you thought of made me laugh so hard... lol

[TheEvilcarus]

LOL Nice 5/5 :P 601 now!

[ChipZilla69]

that was the funniest vid I have ever seen, how has it only got 591 ratings. I love you DartkMatter

[FractalHelix777]

hahahahaha...sperm warfare...awesome!

[HotZetiGer]

This is evil!!! I shall share it! lol

[Dragonfablemaniac]

lol XD

THIS IS VAGINA!!!!!!

[almigtyluciferCforth]

hahahah.... brave heart ..... :D

[PolemicalCommentary]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLL!!!!! Awesome!! shit

[Mswordx23]

I wanna see the movie 300,000,000. lol

[dapanzy]

the credits for that movie might be a bit long XD

[luclfersangel616]

@Mswordx23 tonight . . . we dine in vag!

[Papaconstantopoulos]

Hehe ILY

[IronOxideCorset]

I absolutely adore you and your sick, twisted, hilarious brain.

[Omhra]

yes, it had to be done... very well done....

[KnivesMonroe]

=) ty

[paulusmagirl]

Hilarious!!

[Dhesyca]

lmao <== a true but useless response to an awesome video.

[Alterna123]

THIS IS VAGINA!

[bajorjor1]

this is great

[amig90]

The army sperm joke made me LMAO

[MrVictius]

nice response to......... THE WARRIOR SPERM!!

[doubtingED]

This is great! You need to do some Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, & Ted Haggard Sperm spoofs. Priceless!

[mysadending]

oh my god I totally hurt my chest just now lol. Oh god that was priceless... completely and utterly priceless. Thanks for the lols since its like 4 in the morning right now lol

[tomfrankly]

that was incredibly loud but very clever

[SocialAnathema]

Damn right "it had to be done". Thats one of the funniest videos you've ever made. Man people are getting alot of mileage out of that 'Sperm Warrior' video.

[Raptor302]

You have way too much time on your hands.

[DanielBlueFist]

This is just awesome as awlays mr Darkmattrer, faved :D "THIS IS VAGINA!"LMAO!

[Ilamarea]

Spermans! Tonight we dine in urinal!

xDXDXDXDXD

[EnervatedSociety]

hahahahaha awesome! Subed!

[SSanf]

Awesome!

[oexnorth]

What about the sperm genocide of 2004 when countless seeds were vindictively rubbed into the carpet by the evil Nike empire?

[Nykytyne2]

Amazing. Glad to see more kassiedill inspired creativity. 5* and fav'd!

[diotecktec2]

+1, Series.

[MrYoutopia]

I think you found yourself a series. :) subbed

[metaitachi]

Agreed make this into a series.

Now.

[DarkMatter2525]

Okay, anyone who wants a "sperm series", reply to this comment.

[Morrakiu]

YES! Sperm series!

[IvanMesniaa]

Yes please.

[MrYoutopia]

Yes, AGAIN!

[thumbsdownman]

This is a reply.

[Michigan1985]

hahahaha

[oexnorth]

Sperm sperm sperm sperm. Wait, is that gay?

[DarkMatter2525]

It depends on location location location. Sperm can end up in all kinds of places without any gayness involved, however...

[216trixie]

yesperm

[raistlin072]

Sperm seems to be your destiny. Maybe a Sperm Fighter 1???? Famous sperm collide:

I can see it now: Arnold Spermenator VS Jesse The Body Spermtura

[nutsinthecoco]

Yes please

this is Brilliant!!!!

[timtheloner]

AYE!!

[jfreeman539]

@DarkMatter2525 I WANT A SERIES AND I WANT IT NOW!

[selearemus]

@DarkMatter2525 i want a "sperm series"

[bjam89]

@DarkMatter2525 i want that

[dancesonpoles]

@DarkMatter2525 sperm series!

[YuneShik]

@DarkMatter2525 repliiiiied

[SmileysRevenge100]

@DarkMatter2525 DO SPERM WARS!

[MultiOsterman]

@DarkMatter2525 Sperm series FTW! :)

[TheLazy0ne]

@DarkMatter2525 sperm needs a series

[misterstarwars]

@DarkMatter2525 replied

[jessica5666]

@DarkMatter2525

Sperm series FTW!

[L3thalBrickProuction]

@DarkMatter2525  i do

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

@DarkMatter2525 O_o men are weird. i guess so.

[xodn3300]

@DarkMatter2525 MORE!!

[CapnnOrdinary]

first half was brilliantly funny

[KarinMikazuki]

"I see a whole load of spunk!" hahahaha

hilarious shit

[James0Reed]

LMAO!

[Xeletoph]

ROFL! Funny shit, mang, funny shit. To paraphrase Buzzausa -

How do you come up with this shit? lol. I'm not sure how, but don't stop!

[Wraith20878]

that was hilarious

[hadzhere]

Lends new meaning to the term movie spoof :D

[fsm4us]

Good one!!

[HailRasec]

HAHhahHAhhaHA

[gregornstein]

hahahahahaha

awesome!!!

[buzzausa]

How do you come up with this stuff?? :D :D

I don't know how you do it....but please don't stop!

:D :D :D

[turtle2hug]

I'm back for the LOFLs!!! So good.

[RosieDesire]

oh man.... that was beautiful!!!! My ribs are still hurting!

[Vogter2100]

HAHAHA awesome.

I resubbed as it seems I lost the sub to you when I was suspended. You and many others. :(

[DarkMatter2525]

Glad to have you back!

[Vogter2100]

:) I have been editing for 3 hours and I needed this video :-)

I am doing a 3 part video pissing on mysticalforest.

[DarkMatter2525]

Oh good. That guy needs it. Always nice to see Vogter pwnage videos.

[Vogter2100]

Coming from you that is a big compliment. :)

it is niot as much a pwnage as I load a lot of shit on him as he does on ahteists in that video.

Give him back of his own projected shite :)

[Ryagful]

what is that song call,at 1:38?

[DarkMatter2525]

"Fever Dreams"

[theevilares]

I approve.

[Goliath10]

That was EPIC! Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

[41566118]

fuckin epic!!! xD

[Hall1263]

Just plain brilliant!! If i were a talent manager, i'd be spamming your PM inbox constantly!! Well done bro!!

[flashesoflight]

Semen Wallace!

[nishbrown]

I can't stop laughing!!!!! Awesome!

[BigDickandLittleJon]

Awesome.

[PFWoody488]

Seriously and deeply disturbed.

Loved it.

[byrnesielives]

Holy shit this far exceeded my expectations I just gave it a chance because I thought Kassies vid was hilarious. This vid only had 1263 views atm but I def see that number reaching a million possibly!

[b0b0maj0]

wtf??????

[Raverouso]

lol

[Jupiterx5]

Wow! This is the most bizarre video I have ever seen!

[KriimIanga]

A 40k Dawn of War parody is in order. Someone must do it.

"SPERM MEHREENS, TODEH THE OVUM IS AT OUR DOAR. WE KNOW OUR DUTEH AND WE SHALL DO IT. WE FIGHT FOR OUR HONOR, AS SPERM RAVENS, AS SPERM MEHREENS, AND WE FIGHT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!"

Or something like that. One could have some fun with the whole "DEEP STRIKING" concept.

[mrsdarkmatter2525]

This is mrs dark matter requesting mr dark matter to call me. I tried to call him like 10 times.

[DarkMatter2525]

Damn phone was on silent.

[azrienoch]

When you called, what were you wearing?

[DarkMatter2525]

She was a bit too giggly to answer, so I'll answer for her. NO! For the last time, Az, she won't wear your Hello Kitty underwear.

[azrienoch]

Spongebob? Superman? Hanna Montana?

[DarkMatter2525]

Well...no...'cause I'd steal the Hanna Montana ones for myself. You got any Strawberry Shortcakes?

[edenscancer]

LOL

[MasauFuku]

lol. That was hilarious.

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

LMFAO!

[MtlRedAtheist]

LOL! You're crazy man!

[ThisIsGrand]

You are one sick twisted fellow, I love you a little bit more every video.

[Igotnogod]

You have no self control sir.

[timtheloner]

you say that like it's a bad thing.

[Igotnogod]

You are just not on the same frequency as me. Now i'm not suggesting i'm on the same frequency as DarkMatter but if i am then he might appreciate my humor.

[Maeldasage88]

tonight we dine in uteroooo rofl

[zarkoff45]

Good one.

[Glo0myWizard]

I love your stuff man

[PingeMusic]

lol

[TylerIsHackinCool]

LOVE IT.

[nbwulf]

Solid work...

[Paxmax]

I can do nought but to fieve starr it!

[fliggahj]

awesome vid. but i had to give it 4 stars for giving such an idiot more attention than she deserves.

[Psycheout]

5/5

[FollyxXxFallen]

Wow that was awesome

[bigblakblob2]

that spartan sperm was really buff did you see him bulging?

[assatashakira]

Mr. D. I don't know why I was surprised that you did this. You never cease to amaze me!

[JAEDOGNYC]

You left out SPERMACUS (SPARTACUS)..Funny shit...

[AfricanAtheist83]

very moving

[Vikije666]

fucking epic!!!

[SupermarketsRevil]

This is absolutely disgusting. Not happy DarkMatter, you've been watching too much Family Guy Dumpster baby haven't you?

I love all ur other vids, but to make a vid like? Ur lucky im not eating you bastard

[Lpoolboy]

You serious? I'm eating and I enjoyed this. What did he show that was disgusting? Some fake sperm? lol