U of Andy: Surviving the Apocalypse

[iamcaleblong]

Weeds is the best.

[255Gantz]

this guy needs to be in a movie

[TheTHAMAS]

36 mexicans 

[Jackinator13xbox]

No! Back to the tent city, warn the others!

[twinling100]

...

[420JimmyX]

anybody else get here because of History of Weed Pt 2?

[hexrei]

6/10.

[alex135592]

i searched up pants down and this is what i got

[PaperModeler475]

best!!!

[iGive0]

I want a degree :)))

[piratingpete]

transcends time and space...bahaaha

[Meddlies]

@tapinurgirl is the boy basically a crawler then? No legs or head but arms

[Zaper692]

WEED AND DRINKS ARE THE FIRST FUCKING THING TO FIND!!!! YEAH!! (Jk)

[invaderjupitor]

Back to the tent city, warn the others!

[Prizazzle1990]

pffft "it's a trick" should've been "IT'S A TRAP!!!111ONEONEONE"

[mntnelf]

1st the zombie apalse is FAKE ok lisen in the bible it says :the world will end in a big ball of fire. NOT ZOMBIES OK PPL ENJOY YOUR LIFE AND NOT THIS BULLCRAP!!!

[seeker723]

@mntnelf Thank you for preaching your mainstream bullshit, oh dear priest. -.-

[NoSssweat233]

@mntnelf If your so knowledgable then why can't you fucking spell?

[mntnelf]

@NoSssweat233 dude im so fucking sorry im 11 dick

[cykocd]

@mntnelf you are christian yes? christianity is a pritual thing. Zombies are a material ting. they exist on our plane of existance, therefore we must fear them, and hunt them down like atilla the hun.

[meg5493]

@mntnelf its meant to be a joke it doesnt matter if people take it seriously or not me and my friends are christians and we think its funny just calm down

[RawfullMyEggroll]

@mntnelf  zombie apalse? I think I'd rather be taking advice from someone who's not a complete retard thankyou.

[NormanMatchem]

Man, when the zombies come I'll have my M1911A1, SKS, P38, kar98k, Lee Enfield No.1 Mk.3, M1 Carbine, and M91/30 Sniper rifle ready and waiting, and I don't mean for bartering as the wise Andy has stated lol and yes I do have a thing for old mil surp, yes they are reliable and accurate, no they won't blow up in my face, and ammo will not be a problem :) F*CKING BRING IT!!!

[mikeyvee118]

@NormanMatchem ok dude if the zombies do come i am coming to ur house lol

[NormanMatchem]

@mikeyvee118 haha my friends say the exact same thing XD Come on over, bring whatever food/water you have handy lol I'm sure I could spare a firearm or two to outfit you with, just don't let me catch you trying to rapid fire and hitting everything but the brain, can't afford to waste ammo.

[PinkShpongleFloyd311]

This is the greatest think I have ever seen.

[NavySealWannabe67]

this guy remides me of Tony from NCIS

[haschdude1337]

love weeds and andy and doug are the best :D

[billythekid29100]

the mayan calendar was a calendar for their growin season the only reason it is ending is because the conquistadors all but killed their civilization and there was no need to continually update this calendar with 90 per cent of their population destroyed

[TheScrewed0ver]

ok this is why the mayan calender ends on dec 21 2012..... they ran outa room -_-

[101796bg]

@TheScrewed0ver or paper:)

[gummylifesaver]

And I always thought it was a good thing being a loner. Boy, now I know better, and now I won't die for sure!

[cooltuber13]

its 2011...

[TheZackinater]

I think I'm ready for college now.

[MrBlazzberry]

dude december 21 2012 is just a bunch of bull crap i mean rilly!!

[lolscapeloladd100]

Noob. How to survive: Make US and Russia start a nuclear war with eachother,while u hiding on some small übernice island outside Austrelia. No zombies will survive that.

[addictedwii]

True what if the Mayan guy creating the calendar got bored or you know decided to do something useful with his life or maybe he died

[stonedknight23]

anyone else notice it said smoke em if you got em that should have been rule #1

[XxW41K3RxX]

i think mistake 3 you descibed a cult...

[yesiinhale]

anyone know a good website to find altar blueprints on?

[paul8kangas]

Funnier version at:

Youtube: paul8kangas

[TheMank35]

@paul8kangas we can see your fucking name right under the comment. we are still aware its spam.

[thasandniga]

LOL!

[qzysuper]

oh zombies...为什么西方人这么热衷于解说僵尸呢？呵呵，­看来是流行趋势啊。

[weirdo666666]

"December 21st 2012... the Mexican apocalypse."

AHAHAHAHA

[gotzeke25]

@weirdo666666 hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats when the myans predicted it dumb ass

[weirdo666666]

@gotzeke25 Jesus Christ you're retarded. I was quoting the movie, not actually being serious.

[yeklow]

whata wanker

[arnaldodacomando]

mexican apocalypse lol if by that you mean the mayans mexicans come from the aztecs and spanish not mayans

[MW2Stevo]

this makes me want to eat kfc

[JordiniTine]

@MW2Stevo why?

[iBsCraig]

i am so ready for 2012 bring it bitches

[Thefatpack97]

@iBsCraig i got your back. hit me up. im in houston. hahaha

[iBsCraig]

@Thefatpack97 ill steal a earoplane and come get you but we need a girl i dont want no susagefest

[Dacaptnkid]

dont be new age zombies according to hanagran, old zombies so he can get a head start

[Tcia23]

Professor Andy renders your higher education worthless

[bulbousmold]

@Tcia23 lol!

[wanglemachine]

Heed the word of Professor Andy, for he shall not lead you astray...

[BIOCH98]

i am zombie

[Holly3278]

How could a zombie possible befriend you or negotiate when they have no brain????

[dinasty123123]

@Holly3278 if they had no brain, then how would they identify the difference between another zombie and a human? if zombies were to ever arise, wouldn't they just eat each other?

[Holly3278]

@dinasty123123 lol... You have a point. I always thought the standard definition of a zombie was that it didn't have a brain. All well, we all know that they don't really exist so I suppose we can use our imaginations here. lol

[emogothicgirl31195]

i hade a friend that was a zombie :l

[KANEtheMERC]

bartering with zombies lmao

[AGearsPlayer]

it's really funny because it's true.

[MrMrStratocaster]

that was hype. that was zeros and ones, not a FEATHER SERPENT. so pay attention.

[MrDjloo]

HAHA the beak of quetzoquatal trancends time and sapace itd peck right through your bomb shelter haha

[yelloutnich777]

dude andy looks like the guy with no legs from forest gump is it him??

[Slainna]

"No! They want your heart for their zombie seder plate!" hahahaha

[71tofu]

KAMAKAZIE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[COPETESCOPETES]

ok i got it dont befriend zombies!! Thx! but u didnt tell us if we can reproduce with the zombies...

[iwillflagurvids]

I shot boogers out of my nose from laughing...

[miciso666]

i bet 100 bucks he watched shawn of the dead XD

[SharksAndWhales1]

@miciso666 no he watched zombie land lol

[12StevieMan]

Well, even I knew all of that what not to do...

[Quantumew]

it can peck through a bomb shelter hahahah this guy is soo funny

[TrustThePsnGames]

Y2K is gonna be like 2012. What do u think...???

[mdog455]

@TrustThePsnGames Haha do you know what Y2K was? I only know a little and what I do know is that when we were entering the new millennium, the way the zeros and 1s were set up was theorized to make all electronics malfunction and set off nukes.

[DewsRandom]

You do know mayan say that the old generation end and a new one begins! It doesn't mean the world will end they are just saying a generation will end and why do you call it mexican??? Mayan are not even mexican they are from guatemala you stupid racist Bitch!

[TroposTest]

@DewsRandom The Mayan kingdom, while also in Guatemala as you said, did stretch to the Yucatan peninsula of present day Mexico. So, while obv. intended to be funny, and while being a tad bit racist, its not inaccurate.

[Yungonerun]

now what happens when december 2012 comes, and someone jumps off a building?

[David0Schofield]

Does he really think Dick Cheney will be a zombie? That silly old son of a bitch will shoot damn near EVERYONE that he comes across, in the head, with double-ought buckshot as to not screw up...

[edward193]

nah you should live by principles

[dylanmcdonald95]

"Smoke 'em if you got 'em"

Awesome.

[Ninjaxz2]

he sounds like this guy from this tv show called ugly americans

[matematicasdeunmaya]

jajaja i'm mayan and i can't believe how popular this story had got throughout the world. jajajaja don't take that prophecy so seriously you're misunderstanding it.

[ThePeopleEat]

Actually Quetzalqoutal was a kind and good Mayan god

[Motownbrother]

Qoetzelcatal... LOL!!!1

[mybdayismarch5]

this guy is a douche... just look, you can tell he hates doing this, and he hates us for watching it.

[AnalyticalApex]

To those that think that the creators of the Mayan calendars were insane are themselves simply ill-informed. First off the crator would not have been a single man, but most likely a large team of scientists.Yes, scientists not crazies. Astronomers to be exact. They began developing their math systems around the same time that the Arabic math system came to fruition. The calendar recognizes patters...who ever said that it was the end or an incomplete work?

[e5point0]

@AnalyticalApex actually our modern day calanders fail 1 day every 4 years...leap year....the myan calander fails 4 secs every 400 years....think its safe to say they got their work right

[tehmikuji]

love this one.

btw, a question to anyone who knows the answer.. when he's talking about how you shouldn't try to rebuild a democracy, he says to "embrace the kibbutz (found the definition on wiktionary, can't put links in comments), the _____" where blank is a hebrew word i don't know.. it sounds like meshaw. anyone know?

[Tylerunderfire]

cant wait till december 2012 when everybody finds out nothing happens and i laugh till i cry and shit my pants

[tehmikuji]

@Tylerunderfire I can't wait till December 2012 for that and also for the awesome non-post-apocalyptic xmas that will surely follow. =D

[e5point0]

@tehmikuji best christmas ever think of all the cool shit we can all loot 12-20-2012

[Chitos69]

im so baked and i gotta say this is some crazy shit WEEDS is the funniest series I've watched since King Of Queens

[heckyesitsnoah]

@Chitos69 dude me too

[andrak123]

to everyone asking about the end of the mayan calendar of 2012......havent it ever crossed your mind that the guy doing it suddenly had a heart attack and died...or got eaten by a crazy tiger...or he maybe just got bored and said "naa fck dat" and decided to stop and use his time on something more useful or entertaining??? XD

[PRIMEx420]

yeah, there was actually an interview with a present day Mayan elder done by some publication a few months back. the guy said that the Maya don't predict the end of the world at all. he said "your calendar ends every year, but you don't think the world ends every December, do you?"

[megaguitar15]

@PRIMEx420 also, i find it very coincidentalthat all of asudden in this ressecion our govt is warning us about the end of the world. marketing scam anyone?

[Bonidlebstrd]

@PRIMEx420 wheres this interveiw????

[garden772]

@PRIMEx420 oh shit thats so true obviously the mayans just didnt have enough time thanks to the spaniards to continue their calander past 2012

[SouljahForLove]

@PRIMEx420 where is your source of the "publication"? Is it currently available.

[DevBurgoyne]

@PRIMEx420 NO. BUT IT KINDA STARTS OVER EVERY JANUARY.

I'M TERRIFIED THAT THE METAPHORE I'VE READ OUT OF THAT IS ACCURATE.

[Bearlizard777]

@PRIMEx420 Awesome comment.

[BoredomIncarnate]

@PRIMEx420

YES! I've been saying that for fucking ever!

[Shadowkiller013]

@andrak123 i did i was thinking that he got killed cuz people think his to crazy for them lol!

[0331guy]

@andrak123 youre an idiot

[manicaggressive]

They eat brains is the best!

[pit666lord]

LOL!!!! I love it!

[jam2995]

they want your heart for their seder plate! haha.

[superbungabunga]

wack

[white497]

2012 iss fake lol back to the tent city warn the othersz!!!!

[deargodY]

'... take heed they do not want you canoes they want your hearts...'

classic.

[MrJuggalogamer93]

i wonder will weed survive the mexican apocalypse

[fxstrat95]

1:24 lmao

[dangermous1968]

dont make friends with zombies ...got it !!!!!!

[whysoserious1990]

2012 the end ...............bollacks

[512bar881]

Can't grow carrots! Just what exactly are you a professor of? He is lying everyone... quick back to the tent city!!

[heroesandcons09]

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER

[Sphinkder87]

Andy bro you are my wigga!! I love you and your ever loving Words of Wisdom man

[netoupload]

lol nice try pronouncing Quetzalcóatl

[VampiressCelinor]

im prepred. i have my gas masks and respirators. And satchets of blood. :)

[kelly2000398]

smoke em if u gotem

[lastcore103]

this sounds a bit like fallout 3

[RealKengeki]

Genius.

[HabboMessiah]

Andy is epic :3

[BaCkInThePiNeTrEeS]

yo is this shit real? like seriously? Out of all seriousness, like really? no kidding like really serious tho?Like no bullshit, seriously? Seriously is this really real? Like this is really real? Seriously?

[kinversoni]

it's as serious as your sarcasm deficiency

[BaCkInThePiNeTrEeS]

Dont you have someone else to harrass on youtube? you creep

[kinversoni]

Nope, just chilln, talk to you later bro

[001Burton]

terrific =)

[fuckdlama]

hahahahahahahhahahahaha

[pennycentdime]

was he being serius bechouse this is all some fucking bullshit if he was´nt.

[RegulateAndEducate]

are u kidding? wow ahhahahahhaha

[zkilla30]

its true that december 21st, 2012 is the last day of the mayan calander but that dosn't mean anything will happen.

i guess where going to have to wait and see.

[kewltricks]

HAHA imma crack up if they find like another 2000 years worth of calenders buried somewhere.

[zkilla30]

lol that would be some funny shit man. "oh so its 4012 when the world ends? damn, i guess im going to have to put all this stuff i looted back" XD

but like i said, lets just wait and see :D

[tookedeamon]

Indeed. Actually, it's based on 13 b'ak'tun (ages) of 144, 400 days. The long count is based on a cycle, meaning that it will just start back at ZERO. The kooks that believe in this end world crap don't even know the significance of the Long Count. I hope they conduct a mass suicide when they find out they were wrong.

Humanity could be wiped out right now for all we know. What good does attaching a date to it matter?

[heroesandcons09]

Dude this was just a joke video not a big THE WORLD IS GONNA FUCKING END LETS KILL OURSELF NOW VIDEO just say how much love this video and leave

[Chr0nicB00m]

@kewltricks that would be amazing lol

[AcadianFragz]

look for nastradamus 2012 on google and lisent to the video that is 91 minute ull understand what it rly means

[kewltricks]

is it somthing to worry about because im to lazy to watch the video HAHA

[sammjw2k8]

i love the button above video's saying "turn down the light's" it look so much cooler ;D

[ISGOSHNESS]

ha 5 stars

[wavey99]

nice job. 1 star

[tranquilinbedlam]

No! It's a trick! Back to the tent city!

lol, that's awesome.

[DoomstormRaider]

Free healthcare? It's doomsday, at which fucking hospital are yu gonna get that? :)

[dane50210]

Teh hospital with tha hot zomby nurses

[RQLPRZ]

lol

[tronclay]

the beak of Queztlcoatal trancends space and time lol thats fucking hilarious

[Kryer2020]

dude fucking hilarious

[Tyrone8181]

Yeah and eat brain,yummy

[undead600]

lol be friend with the zombies?

[allahpower777]

amen

[undead600]

i wanna see a bombing xD

[iyanasan2]

so fucking funny lol that guy's hot!!!

[YERaFUGNmoron]

[oops--I forgot to put in a smiley face. Must be I'm overwhelmed with rage...dang!]

[Razputin53]

LOL

[YERaFUGNmoron]

superdoughfuck: why not have the balls to respond to me in here, rather than sending me a message wishing I would die of cancer, just because I revealed how incredibly ingnorant you are?

Noticed your channel says you're a comedian. Also noticed you don't know how to spell. You're another one of those losers on here who are too stupid to know how stupid they are, or how each and every comment you maket just verifies it. In other words, we laugh at the remarks which you think are so ba-a-ad, kid.

[Magisei]

Um... Hi! Just wanted to point out that you spelled ignorant wrong... Yeah that is all I have to say. Buh bye! =D

[YERaFUGNmoron]

um...hi! I think that's obviously a typo. But if that's the best y'got...buh-bye ,!,

[Magisei]

Nah, just wanted to point out that everyone makes mistakes. So if you really have such a problem with that guy/girl you should just get over it. I mean really, you can spew all the hateful comments you want at him/her but it really doesn't matter. You are human just as much as anyone else. =)

[YERaFUGNmoron]

well, while you're busy giving me a nice sermon, you're missing the part that the guy sent me a personal message wishing me cancer and death and all that, with a bit of foulness thrown in, as what my comment was in response to; plus maybe I wasn't in quite the hateful mode you were for some reason imagining. But more to the point: what happened to "bub bye"?

[Magisei]

Then forgive.

[YERaFUGNmoron]

Get over yourself. *lol*

You're a clown with that sanctimonious routine. It's silly.

Oh, and FORGIVE(!) me for not taking this as seriously as you project your own SLIGHTLY over-the-top concern. 8^P

[Magisei]

I am sorry you feel that way.

[YERaFUGNmoron]

I'm sorry this is the best game you got. Really weak, but...oi, oi, oi!

[Magisei]

It puzzles me why you think this is a game, but it is not. Anyways have fun with whatever it is that you do...

[gouku79]

lol