3 idiots speech

[kumronaruto1995ninja]

this speech is really funny

[rajpoot1143]

what a funy speech ha ha ha ha ha ha:-)

[deviantpixelus]

wtf is up with the ugly bloke in the starting

[TheThakkudu]

heheheheheehehe

[23SharonJessica]

EPIC!!! XD

[pakiporkiller]

i died 25 tyms

[shrie4u]

Guinness Speech

[anantsahay]

Balatkar and Stan

[ptucrime]

vah vah ..........

[001flash1]

best part of the movie

[sanilshahaha]

umm why did you put a picture of yourself

[djzoooom]

@sanilshahaha : cuz he is also like Chatur hahahaha

[mazharmahmudkhan]

one of the greatest comedy scene of any urdu/hindi film

[shuvo840]

or koi hain balatkar hone ke liye aur apni stan dan karne ke liye.

[rispekt786]

luv this scene soooooooooooo much !!.................buh i wanna wach th hairy roti scene !

[ketanpandit99000]

Amazing! Worth listening again and again :-D

[xxShubhangxx]

HERE IS THE TRANSLATION !! (in the right order)

Respected Mr. assembly-chief...

chief guest education minister Mr.R D Tripati...

respected teachers/professors and my dear classmates...

today, if I.C.E. is touching the heights of sky...

then it's credit goes to only one person Mr.Veerusahastra Buddhe..give him a big hand ....

He is a great guy really...

[xxShubhangxx]

for the last 22 years he has continuously done rape in our college...

hope that he'll also do the same in the future...

we are amazed/surprised how a person can do so many rapes in his life time...

he has made himself that much able by tough/hard mortification/penance...

the correct/proper use of time, efficient/total use of an hour can be learned from him...

learn from him learn.....

[SYLFan2008]

@xxShubhangxx : Corrections to your translation:

"he has made himself that much able"- Note that Chatur says "B(h)UNAYA hai," which means "Roast." Therefore the translation should read "he has roasted himself via hard penance."

"efficient use of an hour"- How could any desi guy miss THIS pun? "GHANTE KA POORNA ISTEMAAL", in the context of "balaatkaar," does NOT pertain to "hour" :D

[xxShubhangxx]

today we all students are here.... tomorrow we'll spread/scatter in our county and abroad....

it's a promise to you.... in whichever country we will be.... we'll rape.... and will shine the name of I.C.E. .....

we'll show it to everybody that the potential to rape, which we students have, is not there in any student in the world (is incomparable to any student in the world).....

No other student No other student

[xxShubhangxx]

Respected Mr.Minister namaskar, you gave this institution that thing which we needed the most....

...breast .... everybody has breast....

everybody hides it.... nobody gives it...

you have given your breast in the hands of this rapist....

now see how he uses it....

[MrBuddyMaker]

@xxShubhangxx is it breast or condom?

[remo007left]

kooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Hunnygee01]

very nice Ali kapoor from pakistan sialkot thanx 5 dafa suna Broo

[Hunnygee01]

Blatkar hahahahahahaah i m ALi Seghal From Pakistan hahahahahahahahaha

[swa27121996]

lol

[sumansla123]

4th Idiot ..We should appreciate his acting ...

[k2g2005]

please translate the padam one word by word please? get the rest just the end

[swatichatter]

best speech ever..........

[johnxxx9]

@canadianguy0987

It's a poem on fart (different sounds which it makes and it's effects). :)

[roamer45]

freakin hilarious, thanks for posting this, man

[TheWaqarzaka]

I am waqar zaka I like this speech

[telepak55]

thax every bdy for nice comments

[asadshoukat80]

cool

i like it

send me request in orkut at

asadshoukat 80@yahoo.com

dont forget to do it

[pr3m33r]

best speech ever..........

[sabpwin]

lool at 3:42

[sabpwin]

lool at 3:42

[51909relapseminem]

this is the best speech ever

[sukha853319]

Chamatkar perr chamatkar

[MultiJatinarora]

AAMIR KHAN ROCKS...............



[nileshdhorajia]

It's so funny... Enjoyable

[nasam111]

hahaha.... best part is:

"aapne apna stan es bhalatkari purush ke haath me diye"

LOOL

[KOOLBOI2006]

@nasam111

What does Stan mean?

[sabpwin]

@KOOLBOI2006 i think it means chest or breast lol

[sabpwin]

@KOOLBOI2006 i think it means chest or breast lol

[atifalirajput2]

HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH JUST HAHAHAHAH

[cooldudenirvana123]

@tamana939 bhalatkar means rape

[JJAAYYSSHHAAHH]

nice clip

[sanjeet1438]

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[gupta5882]

balatkar and stan, and we all got a lot of fun LOL!!

[tamana939]

can u please make me understqand the meaning of balat kar

[2025neha]

balatkar ... hi ....balatkar karo... aur maje karo

[spartakhan]

vedg007

thanks bro

[marvelvarghese]

who is the guy at 00 seceonds

[vijay9able]

this is really incredible.............. i really liked it

[Radhez1960]

sabase bada chamtkaris film me yah speech hai

[MunnabhaiBluffmaster]

dhuchuk dhuchuk!! lol

[TRexIsExtinct]

Tooo good........where do they come up with these ideas!!!

[SuperAbhishek7]

chamatkar

[samirs1000]

every time he says 'balhatcker' it means rape :)

thats the funny part of the speech

[develishangel1001]

oh god! im laughing my heads out! LMAO! TOOOOO GOOD! LOL loved it! :P seriously i cannot stop laughing now!! hahaha! gosh!

[teen14aakash]

aree, ye to CHAMATKAR ho gaya ;-)

[MrBnrath]

its kool

[tsrajesh]

(part 5..)

[Student] Listen.. Now he will explain his farting power in sanskrit.

[Speaker] Best is loud fart

[boy] Fart? Hey Silencer!!!

[Speaker] Middle (Satisfactory) fart goes "thuchuka thuchuka"

lowest (worst) soundless fart

(silently like sur.. sur..) drinks (your) life.

[Student 2] Look. If you memorize without understanding this is what will happen.

[student] By memorizing, you can save your respect in college for 4 years. But the next 40 years of yoru life, you will be raped.

[HeySL87]

@tsrajesh hey thanks brother !!

I was always wondering the meaning of that shloka part. thanks man !!!

[2473651]

@tsrajesh... thx man for the translation...I never get this one....

[tsrajesh]

(part 4..)

[Minister] This boy is crazy

[Speaker] You gave your breasts in the hands of this rapist man. Now watch how he uses them

[minister] Sahasrabuddhi! (In sanskrit, it means 1000 brains) You don't have any brain.

[speaker] In this golden moment i remember a shloka..

(To be contd..)

[tsrajesh]

(part 3..)

We will show everyone, whatever ability to rape these students have, it is not there with any student in the world. No other student. No other student.

Respected Minister, Greetings. You gave this establishment the thing, which we were needing very much.

[student] Money. Money.

[Speaker] Breasts

[Other man] Not sthan. Sthan means boooppppp

[Minister] This boy is speaking so disrespectfully..

[Speaker] Everyone has breasts. Everyone keeps it hidden. Nobody Gives.

[tsrajesh]

(part 2..)

[Speaker] hope he will continue to do so. We are surprised that one man, in his lifetime, how can he do so many rapes. He had done severe meditation and made himself able to do this. Proper use of time, full use of watch(?) can be learnt from him. Learn, learn from him.

Today all we students are here. Tomorrow we will be in different countries. We promise.. Whichever country we will be in, we will perform rape. We will brighten the name of ICE.

(to be contd..)

[tsrajesh]

Full translation for those who didn't understand this...

[speaker] Respected President(?) Sir, Special guest Education Minister Sri R.D.tripati, Restected teachers and dear colleagues, Today if ICE is touching the sky, the praise goes to one person - Sri Viru Sahasrabuddhi.

[Other man] Sir, he is speaking, but the words are mine.

[speaker]For teh past 32 years, he continuously, in this college, was doing rape after rape.

[Student]He means Miracle after miracle

{to be contd..)

[tsrajesh]

Full translation for those who didn't understand this...

[speaker] Respected President(?) Sir, Special guest Education Minister Sri R.D.tripati, Restected teachers and dear colleagues, Today if ICE is touching the sky, the praise goes to one person - Sri Viru Sahasrabuddhi.

[Other man] Sir, he is speaking, but the words are mine.

[speaker]For teh past 32 years, he continuously, in this college, was doing rape after rape.

[Student]He means Miracle after miracle

{to be contd..)

[createlogic]

Balatkar(Rape) was used against Chamatkar(Miracle).

Astan(dick) was used against Dhan(Money).

Padam was used for fart.

[rijuk45]

Stan means boob , not dick!

[ShweetDoll]

can some1 translate de speech 4 me???......plsssssssss (puppy dog eyes)

[vedg007]

@ShweetDoll

You want the translation of 3 idiots's Chatur's speech. Here is a rough translation. In Brackets I am writting what he wanted to say actually instead of what Phugshuk written for him.

Chatur: honorable speaker "madam" ( Sir) , Special guest minister RD tripati, honorable teachers and my beloved "husbands" (Friends).

If today the fame of ICE is touching the skies it is because of Prof. Veeru Sahasrabudhi.

[vedg007]

@ShweetDoll

Part 2.

Teacher (Behind virus): Sir actually I wrote this speech for him.

Chatur: For the last 32 yrs he (virus) has been doing many "rapes" (wonders) in this collage.

Phugshuk: He actually meant so say many "wonders".(in hindi Chamatkar = wonder , Balatkar = rape).

Chatur : We hope he will do rapes in future too.

[vedg007]

@ShweetDoll

Part 3.

Chatur: We sometimes think how it is possible for him (Prof. Virus) to do these huge number of rapes (wonders). He has made himself capable for this by hard meditation, We should learn from him how to be punctual and the totall use of the clock for his pleasure (work).

[vedg007]

@ShweetDoll

Part 4.

Chatur: learn it from it common all learn it from him.

Chatur: today we all students are in collage but tomorrow we will be working in or out side of this country. But I promise you, in whichever country we may be living and working in, we will do rape after rape there (wonder after wonder or miracle after miracle). We will bring honor to the name of our collage by doing this.

[vedg007]

@ShweetDoll

Part 5:

Raju Rastogi: what the hell he (chatur) is saying man. is he mad?

Chaatur (continues): We will show the world that the capablity of doing continuos rapes, that we, the ICE studnets have is unmatched and unchallengable in the world. no other student, no other student .

Chatur: honorable minister

[vedg007]

@ShweetDoll

Chatur: honorable minister, greetings, you have donated our collage the thing which we were needed the most.

Phugshuk to raju: Dhaan (means money).

Chatur: Staan (Bossoms). [in hindi staan means bossoms and dhaan means money].

Hindi teacher (from behind stage): not Staan you moron, Dhaan. Staan menas boosssoooosss.

Minister: This boy is saying many insulting words.

Chatur: Everyone has Staan , but they hide it and nobody gives it.

[vedg007]

@ShweetDoll

part 8

Minister: Prof.Sahashrabuddhi (means a pearson with 1000 intelligence) you have no buddhi (intelligence). and leaves, hindi librarian sir collapses in the back stage

[vedg007]

@ShweetDoll

Part 7

Chatur: now when the minister has donated his " staan" to this Rapist (Balatkari purush). [ acctually he wanted to say Chamatkari purush=

 wonder man]. He will complete use them for good.

[vedg007]

@ShweetDoll

Part 9:

Chatur: I want to utter a sanaskrita phrase in this golden hours.

Phungshuk: raju now see , he will tell his great ability to blow out hot smelly air through his arse in Sanskrit.

Chatur: In a big push pass the gas out in a big bang/ in a medium push pass the in sharp intervals and in a small push blow it slowly out without noise. but the smell will take every one's life.

[vedg007]

@ShweetDoll

So, now laugh and enjoy like rest of us , ha ha ha ha ha ha ......1st time we were hearing it in cinema hall, we almost died laughing.

[atlantisgurl89]

Type in the search box >> 3 idiots speech with subtitles. You'll get what you want :)

[siddhijoshi1999]

hehehehehe the speech is very funny hehehehehe

[burminam]

the best movie of the decade

[songshoshe]

the funniest scene of the decade

[VORATAT]

I remember my friend translate me. The word rape he meant to said miracle. Tits he meant money, but dont know what he was meant to said when he said the word fart??

[321roomi321]

can any one translate the sansikrit verses for me

[srijan35]

funny vidos...

[prashantrupali]

Nothin can b better then this... I m tellin u ... Haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

[EkLarkiThi]

he gives me jokessssss lol

[disiikk]

oh my god! sursuri! i laughed like hell....