This is Me

[ilyaz619]

i literally burst laughs "They didn't know what hit them, neither  did I"

[JacoFraco]

Spongebob music, hell yea

[BJDLondon]

That is.......hilarious on so many levels.

[VithalaniRaj]

hahahahah....shit!!!!!! hahahah

[MegaLucuma]

hahaha shit happens !

[19Gabro86]

What does he say from 2:58 to 3:02?

[UtterlyHeleno]

@19Gabro86 - He says "As for Beryl, she settled out of court. Ten million quid." :)

[19Gabro86]

@UtterlyHeleno mmm... I think he says "As for Beryl, the airline settled out of court", but thanks anyway because without your help I couldn't figure it out! Especially for the word "quid"! :]

[BlueBloodW0lf]

@19Gabro86 it's British for pound, pound is British for dollar i think.

[joms500]

"as they say, shit happens"

well, to me,(my self), it really happened

[DatRetardIfTheYear]

Actually that is not really possible because the terminal velocity of a penny is 64.4 mph or something like that. And a plastic airplane about the same size is not going to get much faster. A penny going 64.4 Miles per hour cannot even scratch skin but an airplain the same size and probably less weight can? All things said I did enjoy the video.

[SillyLitleGirl]

One more reason to hate slimy children.

[doceigen]

This doesn't make any sense!! What's with this?!? These 'Future Shorts' are actually quality works... ON YOU TUBE??? WTH!? I'm so used to crap on this site, I'm amazed!

[robyrobot]

You Limey's have a great sense of humor...Cheers!

[totoado]

who else doesn't get most of the video cause of the accent ? :D

[paperboy204]

thats just plain stupid... a 1 inch plastic toy airplane even though you throw it so high up in the sky, does not travel in that speed... thats just impossible the wind would just slow its momentum and just drops in that fat dudes head like nothin happened...

[cscdigitalgraphics]

What a way to go! This is so funny!

[TheFastForwardFilms]

The moral of the story is in fact, eat something a bit more dangerous and it may just kill someone instead.

[TheFastForwardFilms]

Shit happens

[bobbytoe1]

asian sluts

[TwoCameIs]

Moral of story? Shit happens. And I don't mean just literally.

[MataN1251]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLL­OLOLLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOL!@@!@­!@

[Paskiewicz1985]

I wounder that would happen.

[SugarPuff0101]

Wow

I am thinking "What the f*ck?" and "Brilliant" at the same time. xD

[Gidis96]

I know that garden;DD

[xmonke55]

that is the most fucked up death...

[xxFragxClanxx]

w-what? w- what am I watching?

[machoupoi]

this is bright :)

[tetramtroll01]

Jesus, terminal velocity, anyone?



[psyvala]

i saw about the "blue ice" on mythbusters, and actually, it is true, bad for that fat guy

[SuperUqon]

WOOOOWW...amazing video

[magmaggirlie123o]

wow that was ..........a really good video i like it lol

[SiloetteSessions]

fantastic

[actigene2]

that you, john wayne?

[Runkey12]

O.o

[neeko5000]

good job :D

[theleekhaiann]

lollllllllllllllllllll

[cradyful]

cradyful

[uglyguitarman]

I love the song... and the video...

[ucattuchdis]

and that is why they make that toy specifically for ages 5 and up...

[ucattuchdis]

as they say, shit happens, to me, it actually did.

[SecretAgentQuagsire]

pfft... nerds...

[TheMultiSchmu]

The a usual accelartion caused by gravity (in a vacuum) is 9,81m/s² (m = meter not mile! viva la metric system)

but because air = no vacuum, the air resistance would stop it a bit.

To let this happen in real life you need a very aerodynamic, sharp toy plane, with a relativly high density(for example metal) to get not blown away from wind

yes its quite possible :P

[elitegamer998]

@TheMultiSchmu well you're right because if it's not something dense and sharp it can't penetrate the skull

[TheMultiSchmu]

The a usual accelartion caused by gravity (in a vacuum) is 9,81m/s² (m = meter not mile! viva la metric system)

but because air = no vacuum, the air resistance would stop it a bit.

To let this happen in real life you need a very aerodynamic, sharp toy plane, with a relativly high density(for example metal) to get not blown away from wind

yes its quite possible :P

[xxxxyobdab]

Gravity...lol

It struck his head with enough force to break thro...it coulda been fatal. It's like a car crash with being near a car..it just happens and it sucks.

When an object falls it falls at an accelerating speed. Gravity makes an object fall at 9.(something) miles per hour i think.

Let's say it started at 10(technically a free falling object CANNOT fall at a start of 10 mph) but if it did every second the speed would increase by 10. 1 second it's at 10, second second it's at 20,3-30,4

[ParlorCake]

wait wait...how did that paralize him????

[krlasmf]

oh gosh, I'm never lying under the sun again

[TheOkayCommenter]

So He got shit on from 32,000 ft? epic or gross?

[MrCube111]

wATCH cUBE dESTINATION

[TRIPZMusicUK]

he lives were i live basically hounslow

[Romanflight]

What I don't understand is how did Jr. get that plane out of his ass.

[artpeacemaster]

@Romanflight well that is where most of the things you eat comes out of, and usually when you eat something your body doesn't want it poops it out, if it is going in the right digestive area, I think. there is a show called your kid ate what, and a litle girl ate a small screw driver, and then she just pooped it out.

[Romanflight]

LOL. Thank you for the response. That was funny.

[artpeacemaster]

@Romanflight LOL. No Problem :D

[DrFeelRotten]

Talk about having shit luck.. Sounds like mine..

[DuckTheSuck]

omg 0:38. It's Sharpay in 40 years!!

[yairoka]

i fcking new that this plane was going to hit him...

[Resurrecti0nFilms]

I saw this short on a DVD in my Film Class. I love the style, animation, and composition. I read a few comments about it being a Youtube video. Truth be told, it is not like this is made for youtube. It is a short film that had been added to youtube for further exposure. Brilliantly done.

[Symbioticism]

I heard that they don't jettison waste from planes, but i still like this short

[lunna2k]

i love this, i come back once in a while just to see it : )

[hawkteflon]

I really like this, but I don't think the terminal velocity of a plastic airplane that size would impale anyone.

[L0wnyus]

That kid should get locked up FOR LIFE!

[MrHoax]

I like how this video really shows the arrogance of a primarily individualistic culture (no hate because i would rather have it no other way) and that your first priority is that you are always your first priority,

[Rushgoon1]

I would watch a whole movie with this guy, it's amazing!

[TheLuckyCream]

@dumbmp3 you keep forgetting your nouns and consanents. Please just stop talking.

[VaygrMakan]

You just don't know...

[marble670]

great video good job!

[tristantao]

terminal velocity of a plastic plane weighing next to nothing is not going to harm you.

[MrTom423]

@tristantao CLEARLY, YOU ARE WRONG DUDE! Did you not see the plane in his head?...

[tristantao]

@MrTom423

i hope you're being sarcastic; this is an internet vid...

[MrTom423]

@tristantao No Sir, I saw it sticking out of his forehead with blood all around it.

[MrTom423]

@tristantao I WAS JUST MESSIN WITH YA. I watched the whole thing twice. Don't know why, but I did.

[danman67214]

@dumbmp3 your a fucking retard....

[RoyalJackofSpades]

0:01 thumbs this so you can skip commercials

[TheThinkingAnimal]

That was great.

[Euan281]

so we breath in shit particles GREAT!

[ICyou3]

10 mins = 10 million

[tallkid100]

i bet these two lived right next to harry potter

[ilman250]

0:37 epicness begin

[0Blue0Sparkle]

very amusing :)

good work

[sisnus]

Magnifique vidéo, je suis charmé par tant de subtilité. Et bravo aux musiciens! : )

[alkoholiCAR1]

ahhaahahah awsome

[MarcRaftesath]

Bleedin' brilliant!

[blanfo8894]

so fucking cool

[rexadams35]

.....interesting



[juliansdarkness]

this is fantastic

[TheMrBlinx]

What a load of crap! NO airline ever dumps it's human waste like that, ever. What a lie this is.

[michaelgrella]

@TheMrBlinx Are you sure about that? Have studied this that you know that for sure? You obviously haven't, look up "airplane blue ice" on wiki, it'll explain what it is, and it mentions how airlines aren't allowed to dump the waste, but at times there are still leaks that happen that have caused damage. Study your facts before you speak!!!

[TheMrBlinx]

@michaelgrella I was referring to intentional dumping, jerk.

[JackHilll]

nice, i like it

[MrWaschmaschine]

sounds like the voice from scott shelby from heavy rain

[thenameiskip]

This is marvelous~

The ultimate case of "manuer occourith"

[sirhenryish]

Great film.Thanks somebodyandnobody com

[sirhenryish]

Great film.Thanks

[XXKidBeybladerXX]

lol

[MestizoFilipino]

Nice short film... but what's the terminal velocity of a plastic toy plane of that size?

[spikeaqued]

@MestizoFilipino probbly wort of 10 mil if it hits you :P

[burned92]

I didnt know London had white trash

[Zombiepull]

@burned92 there is white trash everywhere. but most of the time we just call it plastic :)

[ayatokzorro]

@burned92 How can you not have known?

[supremeoveralskaters]

@burned92 racist

[burned92]

@supremeoveralskaters really? I didn't know white trash was a race.

[supremeoveralskaters]

@burned92 your being racist torwards white people dumbass... its like calling a black person the n word or calling mexicans the b word... white trash is racist torwards white people.. get your facts straight

[burned92]

@supremeoveralskaters excuse me little boy but i think your mistaken, white trash signifies "Trailer trash" which is white ppl, who are considered disgusting, disrespectful, and non-law abiding citizens. And saying a racist remark is demeaning a "WHOLE" race. Last time I checked not all white ppl are trailer trash so in term it is not a RACIST remark.

Is it because you live in a trailer with your mom? dont worry you can be a great white rapper like eminem =D

[supremeoveralskaters]

@burned92 you are a dumbass... so if your black and i call you nigger than its NOT racist cus nigger means ignorant black person and not all black people are ignorant? yea yea shut up dumbass

[burned92]

@supremeoveralskaters ok, i see that you haven't read my previous comment and just typed away. so ill put this in all caps so maybe you'll understand.

WHITE TRASH IS NOT A RACIST REMARK. ITS TALKING ABOUT A CERTAIN GROUP OF PPL IN THE WHITE COMMUNITY, HONESTLY, ONLY OF ABOUT 5% OF WHITE PEOPLE ARE CONSIDERED "WHITE TRASH". If I wanted to make a racist remark about white ppl I would say "cracker" or "honkie" but im white hispanic so i wont be sayin that.

Goddamn ignorent fuck.

[Zarakikenpachiantuan]

@supremeoveralskaters why must nigger mean ignorant black person? I can't understand how people allow racism to exist. I call my best friend nigger every day, and he's white. I call my wife nigger and she's black. They both call me (and each other) nigger and I'm mostly... mixed. I have not met a person who feels offended by the word nigger in my country, and I have not met a person who uses the word nigger as an insult either. The real insult is allowing racism to exist. Learn, U.S.A.

[supremeoveralskaters]

@Zarakikenpachiantuan you prolly mean nigga... and when a black person says it to anyone it doesnt matter..no offence but everyone is use to it..every black person say nigga to everyone or nigger.. yet when a white man says it its racist..

[Zarakikenpachiantuan]

@supremeoveralskaters if it's racist, it's the black person's (or any one that feels insulted) fault for allowing it to be an insult. If someone ever called me nigger and meant it as an insult I would reply: "Thank you for bringing up the fact that you lack the intelligence and vision to consider me equal, thus stating my superiority by openly accepting your ignorance. In fact, thank you for reminding me that we ARE different, because scum like you ruin the image of our species."

[DiggityDoglikeDogg]

@Zarakikenpachiantuan a harmful word in any form is a harmful word. it carries weight. The offender is at fault, the offended is either too stupid to understand the offensive word and call out in aggression, or they understand completely and call out to correct them.

[Zarakikenpachiantuan]

@DiggityDoglikeDogg I'm not saying that teh offender is not at fault if the word is said as an insult, I mean words considered insults in general only exist because they are socially acceped as such. (all words have a meaning because it is socially accepted). I believe insults speak worse about the offender than the offended, and I believe that should be used against the offender. That way, insults would lose all meaning.

[PerryNeff]

@burned92 HA!

[Miles12345671]

@burned92 because he comes from up north lol, he's not a londoner

[allbymysmelf]

@burned92 Over here they are called Chavs

[bookins101]

i dont get it

[tono247]

sadly this does happen

[Raistlinsgirl]

@akigawa1 Yes but beacuse of it's low wind resistance and it's low mass it slows down after beeing released from ice . guys i dont want to be a spoiler so i am sorry for my comment but it is my opinion that it cant happen and i just whanted to say it :(

[MrZortrak]

make a movie please!!!!!!

[CeeLab]

Totally Brilliant =D Made my day this did

[Bonerific0]

10 points !!

[smellymyfingers]

Poo strainer on all jets!

[LecelaKiciaIcuha]

Soooo... that kid killed him? :(

[CeeLab]

@LecelaKiciaIcuha Nope, it just sent him into a coma :/

[NielsHammersMusic]

lol kamikaze shit pilot

[shahrambarikhan]

airplanes do not discharge human defecates.

[snappycruise]

@shahrambarikhan thank God!

[XsONourFACEs]

@shahrambarikhan True. Lavatory waste is contained in a holding tank until the aircraft lands. still this makes for a great story :)

[legofan56]

This is just pure genius!

[Vieteddy]

I loved this short film, simple and straight to the point.

[dman19851996]

BOOM HEADSHOT

[Slaught1004]

very short and meaningful

very well done

[WolveyFlinch]

I really think this is funny...I hope I'm meant to

[bearhedded]

Oh, now THAT'S just CRUEL!!!!!!! lol!

[chrisdawgin]

sniped 

[XSkullxTotenKopfX]

ah you gotta love o'l DUMBmp3 and stonecreekSTONER down there...

[willroxurworld]

lol, this is so coooooool! except now that i think about it , its impossible !!!

[stonecreekstoner]

@dumbmp3 no sir, ur fucking fake and gay.

[Raistlinsgirl]

he is in a koma because a plastic toy hit hit in the head LOL that toy didnt even had the speed to hurt him rather than sent him into a coma

[TheKarlack]

@Raistlinsgirl It fell from an aeroplane Know how high those things go? stupid ass

[Raistlinsgirl]

@TheKarlack the speed does not change much the G is stable and its mass is low it is not in void it is in atmosphere, it cant develop enough speed to penatrate his skinn it would be a hit like a blunt waepon and it would bounce of, is not sharp and even if it could penatrate his skinn it cand penatrate bone so it cant sent him into a coma or leave him like a vegetable.

[MrBenjamin199]

@Raistlinsgirl aaw come on this is a video on youtube and thats is a harmless "lie"

i´d like to see you watching a film like starwars or a monty film...

[PPoblacone]

@MrBenjamin199 well there is a difference, since a short film is like this is supposed to be serious and true. So it's kind of like having a documentary about the dragons in the rainforest? get it? that's why some people react negatively to this compared to star wars.

[medusasworldofstone]

@Raistlinsgirl what are you some type of physisist scientist or something?

[pithikoulis]

@Raistlinsgirl Mia kommounistria pou kserei apo G :D

[joerocks2695]

@TheKarlack lol your calling raistlinsgirl stupid but yet you dont know how to spell airplane! ha sad!

[stonecreekstoner]

@dumbmp3 i swear to god, r u fucking retarded? do u speak a different language maybe?

[clubbinmag3]

brilliant! well put together well written well acted, well lit, and all that! sad but wonderful,,



[duni4ever]

shit happens ;)

[Blocrocker]

Shit happens

[stiffcoke]

@dumbmp3 what the fuck in 0:24 says chew gum?

[1Lion2the3Liam]

holy shit

[TheHotdogjacker]

definetly favored this vid

[anxs220]

cool story bro

[cippo1507]

shit happends

[irishkendoll]

superb!

[residentevil568]

@dumbmp3 because kids need to learn and at that age they think "it can fit in my mouth and its colorful so it must taste good so i can eat it!-eats toy-bleh that didn't taste good at all"

[aalegnani]

haha, that little plastic airplane couldn't physically travel that fast in the atmosphere, but still very funny and yet unfortunate if you were the one it were to happen to. lol nice vid! :D

[imascatmanworld]

HAHAHA nice i laughed so hard

[tina6581]

Very funny. I nearly fell off my seat laughing at that. Don’t you just love small kids lol.

[roflmahwaffles]

It literally says its a fucking plastic toy, why do people think its chewing gum for christs sake.

[storgaard5]

@dumbmp3 Well try to eat a chewgum, and check your poo next time, and let's see who's right :) - And i never called you dumb, I probably tried to eat some toy too when I was a kid.. And don't try to act tough over the Internet, It's just not cool...

And if you think that you're right then why don't you support to your response with facts? A response without any facts doesnt count..

[Deady4u]

@storgaard5 Lol maybe tats why his name is dumbmp3 cuz hes freakin dumb

[lezbian90]

it means not to eat a plastic thing?

[storgaard5]

@dumbmp3 Because dumb kids eat Toys... I bet you tried to eat a toy too once, Plus a chewgum wouldnt survive the course trough the body, but a plastic plane can because, because the body cant "kill" Plastic... - Next time, get your facts right..

[blackholekillerful]

That kid when hes 80 yrs old he will be eating jets now the people will die! XD

[storgaard5]

@dumbmp3 A chewgum couldnt have done that..

[AAAvideo97]

this way parents should whatch there kids more often so they don't eat plastic

[12345katja]

Wonderful! Very smart movie!

[xxharuna3xx]

Shit Happens.....

[24CaliforniaGirl]

aww poor old guy x(

[narutofreakdbz1]

@dumbmp3 he clearly said a rubber manufactured toy at the beginning

[TheLonghairraven]

This is like the Movie Magnolia