John Cena's Abridged Retirement Speech

[luminafire]

This shit is hilarious. Well done.

[pubblikpura]

sheamous cena orton sucks

[Pok3Walkthroughs1]

dude you make a fucking hilarious video, i couldnt stop laughing!



[JaxonVanDam]

he said cena sux

[funnykidyyz]

oh come on this was too easy to masturbate to

[ShawnMicheals227]

You guys are so rude how would you like it if someone made a video about you like that?

[OrihimintRyunanade]

@ShawnMicheals227 If someone took every YouTube video I've ever made, doubled their speed, and edited them into a single 40 second clip of incoherent gibberish?

I'd probably have a sense of humor about it and laugh my ass off.

[TheAwesomeMiz7]

The new WWE, without Cena :D

CEENAA SUUCKS

Brilliant Video :D

[stevan345]

dang he dident leave. POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SUOMI207]

this video was AWESOME!

[MrDivalover1]

who cares cena and his stupid hogan wannabe ass gimmick and him is going to be shove down are throats all time. the indies are only thins great in wrestling right now!

[Urdam]

*wiping tears* lol My face hurts...

[252Dazz252]

Best video, ever.

[rocker316ify]

THIS WAS BULLSHIT.

[Moredread25]

Nice use of Hulk Hogan's real American.

[WWEJVCC2010]

LOL at Miz girl in the end

[MarioMetroidFan]

This video makes my life usefull! ... No, wait...it doesnt, but its hilarious!

[DemonKingMMA]

LOL, Yeah his song does sound better sped up.

[jeffhardyrocks87]

CHIPMUNK ALERT

[TheNewFAW]

the abridged version of Cena's theme is actually better than the real one.

[LegendViper96]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

CENA SUCKS!

great job Ori

[Yuanrek]

HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO AWESOME.

[Chiefsplayr17]

lol hulk hogan theme chipmunk'd

[G1OverThere]

0:29 Is that the anti-Cena guy from WM 26? O.O

[RedEagleMashUps]

Basic Thuganomics sounds like some Castlevania-like song LOL

[CarltonBanks4Prez]

The editing was awesome, man! I love his sped up theme song and him exiting to "Real American".

[44444w]

... What was the point of hulk hogans old theme at the end

[Condud1]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR APPLEDOUGH

[gonegonego]

that was actually a lot shitter than i thought it was going to be. thanks for actually shattering my dreams :/

[journeymanX]

Awesome, but a lil 7 year old and a Cena fangirl disliked this

[WWEJVCC2010]

Fucking genius man!!!!!!

[Crazyfrankie666]

CENA SUCKS! CENA SUCKS! CENA SUCKS!

John Cena: Cena Sucks

*Wade Barret failing at doing the you can't see me taunt like a retard*

[CAWGregoryBlack]

@Crazyfrankie666 I'm hoping that last part is a joke especially since Barrett was mocking him.

[Crazyfrankie666]

@CAWGregoryBlack Lol it was, im serious that was the worst mocking impression of Cena ive ever seen that was why i made fun of it lol. Barret was sopposed to have his hands over his eyes not on his nose when he was doing that lol.

[Gravelyn1]

it should have been like this instead the garbage he gave us

[madbomberxp]

drop dead cena....

[fuckfreshmen]

lol...loved it. cena sux

[JESSE75946]

Funny but Cena rules!

[MizfitZer0]

this is fucking epic

[04WelshJ]

WTF DID I JUST SEE!!!

[ZehFiend]

This is legit stupid, seriously. Youtube poop+wrestling=fag.

[MizfitZer0]

@ZehFiend Your comment = fag :)

[MKmikytakers]

LOVE IT

[pamaiomule]

0:34 = LOL

[HBBolderson]

Hilarious! Basic Thuganomics and Real American... not sure what made you think to choose them but SO glad you did!

[r2v429]

AWSUM!

quite the Net meme that girl has become LOL!

[WWEJVCC2010]

(LOL)

[LuvMCR2Deth]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[jlw601]

u suck bitch, and just 4 u assholes information, this a storyline for Cena's injury, he never fully healed, he's gonna be back dumbasses

[MizfitZer0]

@jlw601 no shit sherlock

[slowdude]

Devil Girl

[SalamanderJesus1]

29 second mark....lmfao

[myhungryhippo]

@SalamanderJesus1 ?

[MidNightT0k3r]

lmfao.....lovein it

[thorbert]

I think the demon kid from The Miz winning was the redeeming factor here

[omar95cenation]

Lame



[bobbarker1984]

Lame

[JuicyJJ3]

LMAO!!!!!

[24FOBfan24]

This video is pure win... and the ending is BRILLIANT!

[wiistevenduda1]

love this