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  • Check the girl after he said my weiner is getting bigger. lol

  • 2:50 "Hi I’m___ Whats your name? Oh, yeah uh I noticed your cleavage across the room, and um yeah..."

  • 2:26 - 2:31 lol

    guy in the background

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  • 2:56

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  • This is hillarious

  • LOL 2:26 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2:31 HAHAHA

  • 2:25 HHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH Weirdo

  • the dude doing this interviews is insecure as hell

  • Why do all the women sound like Mickey Mouse?

  • holy shit american ARE really fat.

    you guys should visit us in canada, damn we are pretty hot

  • @fmsfju TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • holy shit american ARE really fat.

  • brunette at 1.20 is fine....

  • what a shit interviewer..

  • i like the brunette girl that calls guys creepers

  • How to pick up fat 45 year olds...

  • women do not mind guys that ask to dance, just ask a girl for a dance, if you are not attractive in her eyes she will refuse of course.

  • never tell a girl she sbeautiful and then ask to dance. destroys the challenge.

    it's gotta seem spontaneous with a lil cocky humor a little teasing and very few compliments (and all compliments should NOT be about her looks but about her taste in style or movies or wtvr...)

  • @shackmeup8484 Well, she ain't messin' with no BROKE nigger now, is she?

  • He looks like stephan bonner to me

  • lmfaoooo hoodrats workin and twerkin in front of him

  • how do women like to be approached at the bar?

    ....

    ...

    dick first

  • 1:17 Holy shit someones making it rain with napkins! haha fucken hilarious

  • the girl at 4:40 is sh*t, I wouldn't do any goddamn eye connection and you gota go 2 el.

  • some of these girls are delusional. chubby girl in the green at the 2 min mark no guy would try with you unless there off their faces, get over yourself and step back into reality.

  • Wow, I can say with certainty that none of these chicks is a member of MENSA. What do you think of those voices? A guy has to be really drunk to want any of them and undoubtedly that why these girls show up at bars.

  • The best way is to show up with a cameraman and act like you want to ask a question.

  • It is pointless to ask a woman what she "wants"; she will give you the logical answer of what society expects her to want.

    But women don't respond sexually to logic.

    They respond to EMOTIONS and they can't (wont) tell you how to cultivate that.

    You have to ask a man who knows how to do that.

  • @ArianWhite EXACTLY! Listen to this guy, he knows the deal.

  • @ArianWhite Yes, they never tell you what they respond too. They tell you what society tells them they want, not want they really want.

  • does anybody else find it funny that he's going to a bar with a bunch of drunken sluts trying to find out how to pick up girls? or was that the joke? they're there to get fucked, all you have to do is say hi and they'll take you home.

  • @1:52- I'd simply drop a box of Hostess Twinkies on the floor on purpose and BAM! ..........easy.

  • technically bud, (host) your a creep.. your like soo what do u tihkn about this.... then u throw in unless he looks like me .. but i wonder if sees that all these drunks bitches cept that fat white one smile =)

  • Yea best way to find out by interviewing a bunch of drunk sluts

  • @sum6969 Lol.

  • Trying to pick up girls from a bar/club is a fruitless effort. Women are there to dance with their friends and act crazy, not hook up. Plus 97% of the women you talk to have the intelligence of a braindead squirrel! The only ones who are willing to actually leave with a complete stranger probably are carrying an STD or four.

  • @Davedog221 Except for the whole "there to dance with their friends and act crazy, not hook up" part, the same could be said about the guys, so they're a perfect match.

  • @Davedog221 Wow.

  • Way to attract women is to show them your "BANK STATEMENT",

  • dem nigs is outta control

  • Why the hell do people always have to frigging go: OO-A! OO-A! (pause, pause) OO-A! OO-A!

    Man it's annoying! It's like a yelping dog or something. Or a bird call. Or a seal on helium, that's just received a fish.

    I have to say, it's one of the dumbest club-memes I've experienced.

    (excuse the pessimism. I'm having a bad day).

  • lmao, all these bitches are brainwashed, using terms that they dont even know the meaning of, such as creep, those bitches need to buy a dictionary and read the deffition of creep, cuz they clearly dont know shit

  • @serbbandit Creep has more than just one definition.

  • the fatty in the green is a grenade launcher..... :)

  • @c70734 dude,whats a grenade laucher?

  • @traveler1820 haha its a joke off of that show jersey shore. it just means she is ugly as hell, i guess its kinda stupid but i felt i should write it lol

  • @traveler1820

    My cock!

  • everyone seach up "How to pick up females through dancing."

    You can thank me later.

  • i did that one time @ a pub in australia lol. went up behind a girl and grinded on her so funny lol i waa so wasted lol

  • i did that one time @ a pub in australia lol. went up behind a girl and grinded on her so funny lol

  • Im the creeper, it work for me sometimes. Girl normally look me over and if they like what they see, they continue dancing and if they don't they stop. If they don't I just keep it moving. HER FUCKIn lOST!---------Im a good dancer, Im the dude in the brown skirt.

  • My man is drunk as fuck lol

  • That chick in green (the skinny one lol) is mad hot! sexy voice and nice smoking body.

  • The worst thing a man can ever do is approach woman in bars and clubs, its makes the man look weak disparate and stupid; it gives the woman a feeling of smugness and power. Don’t give bitchis the satisfaction, just ignore them, don’t give them any attention at all. Program yourself to just look pass them blank eyed, as if they ware noting more than doors objects or furniture. Ignoring girls drives them mad and will more than lightly come your way, reverse psychology.

  • @Superfastflyover Well said! However that doesn't work often (but it does!)

  • Really nothing wrong with a good back hump

  • none of these drunk bitches know what there on about, if u wanna go up to a girl and say, oo hey hello may i ask you your name, your just gonna be another guy beggin her for the pussy. she has 100 of them doin that to her every night. dont be any womens bitch.

  • dude asking doesn't work..... 

  • Holy shit whos milf at 2:35! nice boobs..

  • @TheWorldIsMine718 I love how you just called that girl a milf. xD I don't think she's a day over 25. xD

    Lawls :D

  • who wants to pick a chick up at the bar they are nothing but a bunch of dirty hobos

  • the host annoys the fuck outta me

  • this guy is a tool

  • just go out with a bunch off mates that are creepers , and then you always look like the good dude and they just gather str8 up , or dance with your bros in the circle then all the hoes try to jump in the circle the nasty ones just push them out only keep the nice ones its like fishing

  • haha the fat chick at 1.55 is pretty drunk, she almost fell

  • just make them laugh and they will be wet for you for real. ugly mutha fuckers get chicks just cos they funny. girls duno what they want, so you gotta tell them BITCH! YOU GETTING MY SHLONG IN YOUR PUSSY TONIGHT!

  • I'll be honest with that chick with the big tits all day. Hi, I'm talking to you b/c i wanna get a better look at those tits.

  • The host is a faggot.

  • 3:30 the black dudes like , yo bro , stop cock blocking me

  • Omg that chick at 55 has the most annoying god damn voice ever.

  • oops i go behind them and start grinding :/

  • The fat chick healther would have gone home with any guy even osama bin laden...This is all horse shit,connection,eyes,wtf.. 

  • fat

  • these women need to admit, they just want it up the ass. :D

  • "You know what..honestly u are stuning hot!!..And I can´t really wait to get out of here with you and have delicious sex!!

    IT WORKS!

  • they have no fucking idea what they want,

  • @BAmonson too right mate

  • Read gunwitch method it free and teach you how to pick up woman

  • Wow...that BBW has a lot of balls talking about not wanting "ugly" guys.

  • This guy is actually really confident - maybe it's the mike and camera, I don't know. But the BBW in green was actually hot for him. And LeoLovesNature, I don't know about 'rape' but I agree with you - Jessica is off the fucking scale gorgeous, and it ain't just those puppies she's walking around.

  • i would totally rape the living shit out of that jessica bitch

  • @LeoLovesNature LOLOLOL

  • @LeoLovesNature i think thats the funniest comment i've read all day

  • @LeoLovesNature Especially the one at 1:51. Holy smokes

  • @LeoLovesNature epic tits, the things you could do with them the mind boggles.

  • @LeoLovesNature hell yea hahah

  • @LeoLovesNature Wow, that's kinda messed up...

  • 3:12 would make a perfect couple! 3:36 SECURITY!!!!

  • Is dude a tard...or drunk?

  • 1:17 teach how to ignore girls like her.

  • Dude I am loving your abuse of the microphone to get into their pants man, you rock :-)

  • 2:26 is fucking jokes wtf is that an indian dude LMAOOO

  • no creepers allowed! lol they ruin the mood and make me uncomfortable haha

  • So few men dance that I don't mind a guy coming up and start dancing with me with nothing more then a smile. No need to say anything at times :). However dancing does not mean start grinding on me >.> Men please remember this...a dance is JUST a dance. Nothing more, nothing less so don't be scared :) Most of us are bored to tears and a dance spices the night up if only for a song.

  • This guy is so drunk (:

  • This Is One Of The Funniest Mother Fuckers

    I've Ever Seen!!

  • from 2:32 to 2:53 those are some firm puppies....

  • 2:26 = this is what happens when you're indian and you devote your life to being a doctor with no social life, go out to a bar and have one beer. lmfao.

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  • 3:00 the guy in the middle is like "Hi, i'm black, i have a big cock!"

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  • for woman

    el-kahiri_Miiiiiizoo@hotmail.f­r

  • 2:35 'Why he came up to me,being honest'-

    Yeah right,I came up to ya because you got big tits.

  • MILF! at 2:36 ! DAYYYUM

  • These woman are drunk as fuck! dont even know what the fuck they are talking about & the fat ass pizza maama at 2:25 doesnt like ugly guys!! go eat your cheeseburger fatty!!

  • @predatorinstincts hahahahahaha man, you have written EXACTLY what I was about to write. Does that pig think she's got any choice???

  • Fuck these stupid bitches, they dont know what they fucking want.

  • The girl at 1:50 has never had anyone approach her that's why she doesn't know what she likes. She's what you get when you go hoggin.

  • Level 23 Douchebag.

  • 3:53 lmfao

  • 2:26 all day lmao

  • @BisuSC  ROFL!!!!!!!!

  • @BisuSC and again and again!

  • Here's the biggest mindfuck of all, get ready for it. The best way to pick up women at a bar is get a microphone, get a buddy with a camera, and pretend to do an episode where you ask women at bars on how they prefer to be picked up. i just blew your mind, i know. that girl in green was flirting with him near the end, and that guy would totally have a chance at at least getting her number by the end of the night.

  • @dcx1287 You know whats funny, if you look closely ALL of them were giving him positive body langauge, look at his lips, looking for excuses to touch him, etc. Confidence and a sense humor can go a long way it seems

  • @mites7 Yeah, definitely, but his game seems weak.

  • creeper is another word for ugly guy. if you're an ugly guy, you only have once chance to attract women - money, power, and prestige. if you're an ugly guy with class, once you have money power and prestige, you'll hopefully realize that using those assets to attract women is too far beneath you anyway, and you'll hopefully be satisfied riding the roller coaster of life solo. the only real solution is to look better. if youre fat,exercise. if your skinny,work out. that and plastic surgery

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  • jeepers creepers lol girls specialy when they are drunk they will take who ever ,specialy the creepers

  • Why is it that he is asking them how he likes to be approached and they go for the TOTAL opposite in regards to the answer? I don't get it...

  • @motleyhar that's how women function, opposite of normal

  • at the end of the day if your good looking it doesnt matter how you approach a girl, your more than halfway towards getting into her pants. 1:20-1:47 explains exactly what im talking about. In nightclubs looks are the thing that matters so if your a regular average looking dude dont bother with the majority of woman who are there. Go for the leftovers (the 1s that no guy goes after).

  • you think you could say creeper any more times???

  • Stop fucking talking so much after you ask questions and let the damn girls answer your questions jesus. You prob don't get laid because you talk to much, open your ears!

  • this guy is a fucking idiot loser!!!

  • this is pretty hillarious

  • It also depends on

    How much fun they wanna have

  • Tell then you have a big dick,that line always works.

  • So the question is, when girls gone wild approached you two in Daytona 3 yrs back, did you sign the waiver via grinding on you, or were they nice, and sweet and respectable? I'll agree with most of the dues posting on here with half a brain, you women don't have a clue what the fuck you want, and if we grind good and are funny about, chalk that up as W.

  • HOLY SHIT SOMEONES MAKING IT RAIN NAPKINS

  • Haha 3:36 and 3:40,,, damn always the uglies have to work their asses off to get some action haha.

  • nice ..informative,,ty

  • This video was completely useless.

  • This guy makes me want to punch a baby in the face

  • @poopta nah this makes me want to kick a baby in the dick

  • this guy is quality haha hes hilarious...

  • cool clip

  • Let the girls talk! stop being a dbag you Jason Mraz wannabe

  • i would totally fuck that bitch at 2:33

  • Thats guys getting laid tonight.

  • I'd definitely fuck that fat bitch in the green. I don't care.

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  • Even the fat girls are picky now days. My friends are all creepers and they pull different chicks every time they go out.

  • Lol @ the bitch saying to just be nice. Seriously being nice is the worst thing you can do. Don't be insulting but just don't put her on a pedestal either. Keep in mind you're the man, she's the woman so be a fucken man and stay true to you.

    Play it cool and have fun @ a bar/club. There's billions of women out there.

  • @TheHazcam exactly bro balance the funny douche and nice classic man

  • girls like nice guys who have a good sense of humor and self confidence

  • Women don't like guys who ask a question and then don't let them answer, like this doofus.

  • I will tell you the truth - Fat chicks LOVE all the things these skinny girls dont. So if you're planning on going porking...

  • boogie child... you got hilarious game.

  • All I can remember is Fifi (left) & Chicu(right tit) at 2:34.

  • Wake up the next morning and kiss some chick that puked during the night while you were sleeping. Baggy eyes, lookin like shit and butt ugly without all that make up on. You can stare at her ass all day but eventually yer gonna have to talk to her and look at her face.

  • iam sure the guy who dance like a moron will pick up the fat girl in green

  • Some of those chicks are FUGLY! I guess ugly people can reject others too. LOL Remember, you can look good but you can't fix stupid.

  • haha this shit was funny

  • 1:15 it sounds like they she says "a mother"

  • shes drunk

  • The creepers LOL

    HILARIUS (2:26 -2:32) (3:41 3:45) hsuhshaushauauhsuauh

  • creepers  LOL

  • creepers are a 50/50 some times it works and some times it does not.I have seen both.

  • do they serve KFC in that place? lotsa fat people there

  • lmao this is bs

    women dont know what they want

  • @Mu5clehead

    truuuuuuue