in youre next production, if you need a really spooky character, theres this dude who played Lobo, in (Lobo's Christmas Special)..hes got the right stuff!
I like the "I will rape you and I will kill you when I am free", "I am looking forward to that. *kiss*" and when the bastard is free he starts punching her in the face. Whatever happened to the promised rape?. Barbarians should be more honorable. LOL
i have to sy i've seen far worse films with far higher budgets that held not one iota of amusement. That being said it does not bode well when the men overall have more beautiful faces than the women. BUt the women do have better costumes.
Wow!!! I think this series should open with the following...
"In a time before pants, when chubby women ruled the land, there came an ambiguously gay barbarian from the north. Accompanied by his faithful boy steward, he will rid the land of evil. Evil which comes in the form of David Bowie Impersonators, and guys who suspiciously look like Ben Stiller, you know? In "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story"... His only reward... Dry humping, and plenty of it... with multiple partners."
2:34 Burst of laughter.
MrMulleland 2 months ago
"I am acting"
DevilKoRnroland 3 months ago
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Finally that bitch gets what's coming to her.
StarFoxAutobot 5 months ago
in youre next production, if you need a really spooky character, theres this dude who played Lobo, in (Lobo's Christmas Special)..hes got the right stuff!
acerb45666555 5 months ago
2:03 the looks have it!
Somehow this stuff is so bad it's good, like it's kinda filling a void lost in the 1980s...
WatchRyder 8 months ago
2:34 "I WILL become a great warrior."
You can practically see his eyes shining.
and I love the kill THEN rape line, too (and "I look forward to it")
gatorgirl7563 8 months ago
wow david bowie is even kinkier than I thought.
MelchanProductions 11 months ago
"I will kill you and rape you" is the best line ever. "I look forward to it" is the best reply ever.
AnunnakiPriesthood 1 year ago
"i will kill you, and then rape you"
wrong.
Correct form is:
"I will fuck you, i will eat you and then, and only if u'll ask for it nicely enough, i will kill you"
puffolotti 1 year ago
4:33. Daniel Tosh as the Faerie King? HELLYEEUH! hahaha
smarky23456 1 year ago
poison ivy, and the nipple king!!! lol
maz594 1 year ago
"I feel T'Thulu drawing near. And when he comes, he shall spew forth a gloom so black, it shall eclipse the age of the Barbarian once and for all!"
Big black pearl necklace?
Also the Protectress sounds like Veronica Crabtree (school bus driver) from South Park.
aznmarty256 1 year ago
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aznmarty256 1 year ago
But where is the porn?
MrConradMurray 1 year ago
Faerie Wench-Witch.... LOL!!
MineFieldExplorer 1 year ago
wow. Someone is overreacting to being hit with a pile of leaves.
jdeppluver1599 1 year ago
God........ At 2:49, he looks so evil. D: Like he's about to go rape a puppy or drop-kick a kitten.
moltentigerclaw 1 year ago
I'm telling ya, Ben Affleck is at his best, in these movies.
WisperSoft 1 year ago
keeps getting better and better...
karmapool 2 years ago
waho! He is like a male Xena
Adeltraut 2 years ago
kool
Ryuichinull 2 years ago
nice bad movie lolololol
more! more! more!
wizani1234 2 years ago
Goddamnit, WHY do I like this?
jamaicanlager 2 years ago 3
"Farieses"?! She said farieses oh I hope they aren't attacked later by a herd of moosesses.
wathcer60702 2 years ago
"...he will eclipse the age of barbarians once and for all."
So t'thulu will build a worldwide system of schools for literacy, ettique, and protocol then?
wathcer60702 2 years ago
you are close, he will eventually start a school program" NO BARBARIAN LEFT BEHIND"
FantasticMrDoc 2 years ago
damn scary 1:48 lololol
MrColourful 2 years ago
Wow, I didn't think actors this bad actually got on camera -.-
and the script writer must be a strain of a more primiative species because its fucking ridiculous how unhuman everything seems.
ZorbatronII 2 years ago
you do know this is a spoof right?
WickedSigh11 2 years ago
I like the "I will rape you and I will kill you when I am free", "I am looking forward to that. *kiss*" and when the bastard is free he starts punching her in the face. Whatever happened to the promised rape?. Barbarians should be more honorable. LOL
FantasticMrDoc 2 years ago
Once I break free of these chains, I will kill you and then rape you.
TheWizaard 2 years ago 9
that barbarian is cute, nice pecs. Would have been nice to see some chained muscle next time
oldwight 3 years ago
yea, he looks like a nancy boy, pretty gay
FantasticMrDoc 2 years ago
If you mean the blond barbarian, I hope he's gay. He's bloody yummy.
oldwight 2 years ago
I would bet 80% he is gay, anyways I love his character, quick to forgive eager to rape. LOL
FantasticMrDoc 2 years ago
I recall watching this ages ago - I posted to the producers asking them to make another movie. I like it when he slaps his sidekick.
oldwight 2 years ago
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The faggots will love it.
darrellmellissa 3 years ago
i have to sy i've seen far worse films with far higher budgets that held not one iota of amusement. That being said it does not bode well when the men overall have more beautiful faces than the women. BUt the women do have better costumes.
PleiadesSeven 3 years ago
BOOBIES!
ARandomCanadian 3 years ago
hahaha i love the looks they give at each other the king is great
Transcendent0ne 3 years ago
please please put up the next episode!!!!! please..
funkyfiss 3 years ago
okay okay. yes i know this is going to sound very whingey (is that how u spell it?) but when's the next part of this going to be uploaded?
sorry, but i cant help it if im obsessed with this series! you've got me hooked weaknights!
mychemicalrelapse 3 years ago
Wow!!! I think this series should open with the following...
"In a time before pants, when chubby women ruled the land, there came an ambiguously gay barbarian from the north. Accompanied by his faithful boy steward, he will rid the land of evil. Evil which comes in the form of David Bowie Impersonators, and guys who suspiciously look like Ben Stiller, you know? In "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story"... His only reward... Dry humping, and plenty of it... with multiple partners."
Great Job!
JGGREEN13 3 years ago 13
Jggreen13:
Marry me.
Sincerely,
Weak Nights
weaknights 3 years ago 2
This is very funny for sure, but your comment on the open credits is dead on - lol
JonusNavarre 3 years ago
LOL but wtf is going on
whitewiddoww 3 years ago
I love this series!!
criticdudeman1980 3 years ago 2
omg Omg OMG!!!!!
*passed out with excitement*
im loving all this!
hope the next part doesnt take as long as this one took to get up!
mychemicalrelapse 3 years ago
Finally! I've been waiting for this for months! Can't wait for the next part!
Tyrant32 3 years ago
Imagine a double feature with Italian Spiderman? That is my dream. Pass the popcorn...
theogore 3 years ago
first veiw!
bubrune 3 years ago