Man Takes On Bank - and Wins

[Trisscarr]

Lol i'm pissing myself, didn't notice the fangs till half way through haha. I wonder what the news reporter was thinking.

[yopichoi]

He looks like a good man (:

[SammEater]

I can't even make a smartass comment this is just too damn awesome.

[transcendtient]

opens the floodgates to allow people to initiate a 2.5 year process to foreclose on them to force them to obey the law... not really.

[1000thVoice]

I`m gonna take you to the bank,pal...the blood bank,that is.

[thezec]

And then he threw a knife at emma emmerich

[RyaneLucius]

.............................

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Vampire vengence like a boss. Cracked.

[Phendraana]

Damn he's hot. You could say he... *puts on sunglasses*

...raises my blood pressure. YYYEEEEAAAAH. (I'm truly sorry, I couldn't resist)

[TullyOlson]

cracked

[SurfButtHoles]

i dont give a fuck what the weirdo dresses like he is a badass

[nickodemus84]

so ironic this is on Fox news.

[loqutor]

Wait...he forecloses on a bank, and talks about it on national TV while dressed as a VAMPIRE?? This guy is my fucking hero.

[LikaLaruku]

No one forecloses on Armand's coffin & gets away with it.

[liama316]

Cracked sends me to all the darkest recesses of Youtube. I always feel the need to watch these videos in full!!!

[SeeYouNextTuesday0]

Too bad it wasn't a blood bank. Am I right fellas? :)

[cujoluv]

@SeeYouNextTuesday0 CORNY...

[CountArtha]

Don't freak out, guys - he's not a real vampire. Everybody knows REAL vampires don't show up on film.

[asson432]

@CountArtha

Are you kidding me? REAL vampires were the ones who invented the moving pictures back in the late XIX century.

[UtrinqueParatus1349]

@CountArtha

Count Orlok would like a word with you.

[NESisNICE]

Hey quick guess, you're her from Cracked. Are we the only people who watch this crap?

[johnnydiva]

Damn you, cracked! Got me wasting time watching a daywalker on Fox. How come he doesn't glitter like the vampires in Twlight?

[redSG]

Sup, Cracked?

[tgraca50]

This guy is my hero!

[luc649]

Note to bankers : Dont fuck with Dracula...He's been sucking the life out of people for longer then you have .

[Spardeous]

The Belmonts are vampire kryptonite, and I guess vampires are corporate banker kryptonite.

Go figure.

[bradq]

now there's something different.

[planetcave]

So Wells Fargo basically ignored our legal system and in essence, deemed it worthless without any teeth, and only ended up paying due to bad publicity in the media. It sounds like Patrick should have gone straight to the media and bypassed the legal system, which is basically as bad as banks - waste of time and money. Overall, the court system in this country is as broken as the economy.

[TruthJockey]

Good for him...now maybe he can afford a dentist brave enough to file down those freakishly weird canine teeth. That poor fellow probably gets the "elephant man" treatment from most folks -- what sane society would embrace a human freak? Would you celebrate a neighbor's caudal appendage (tail)? He probably gets accused of being a vampire/satanist/demon possessed weirdo! This is terrible - his parents should have done something about his canine teeth & his overall freakish persona - pathetic

[davnxs]

@TruthJockey Wow, someone else noticed his teeth.

I was wondering if I was tripping, or if this was some kind of a gag, you know?

[TheKeeper421]

@TruthJockey I don't know about most people, but I get a hunch that he wants and intends to look and act this way. Some people don't really care what is the fickle and ever-changing acceptable norm. Shame on people who let their personality show.

[sangolt88]

If Ron Paul doesn't win, its something wrong with this country.

[223o]

this guy maybe a weird wanna be vampire but DAMMMMM he is pretty smart

[LibertineDeSade]

Go Patrick!

[hausy]

This story gives me hope lol, good job man!

[MyDiamondStarCar]

saw him on colbert last night. what a bright a guy, he totally took them down. vampires +1, Wells Fargo: 0

[MandragGanon]

The masquerade continues every night.

[humantestdummy]

It takes a blood sucking vampire to take on a blood sucking vampire

[SurgeCess]

Don Lemon sent me here!

[insaneorama]

what is this world coming to? in the good old days, he would have simply found the banks owners and drained them of their blood.

[Reyrocksall]

Colbert sent me.

[Giadoll95]

why the hell is he dressed like that, it's soo bad i stopped paying attention to what the hell he was saying.

[TheUnknowable2]

this isn't a story about vampires. yes, he's a vampire, we get it. this is about the banks not being all powerful like they think, and about the fact that you can do something about it if they try to screw you over.

[Skeptic121]

If that house is on the Philadelphia Main Line it might have been worth a million during the bubble but no way today.

[rx327prime]

I 'm very touched about commentaries I see, very nasty about my specie, please be nice

[rnewport]

Maybe the first step for disclosure of the Hidden Vampire Army will be to suck the life out of Wells Fargo®? I dunno about you guys, but that would take them out of the "OMFGWTF" category to the "hey bro wassup" category pretty quickly.

[RoosterCogburnPhD]

Is that Vamp from Metal Gear Solid?

[lisamariemcc]

is this a real interview? I thought I was being joked here?

[Sintheticlikwid]

whoa, i am watching True blood? lol

[RockItProductions]

Banks think they're above the law man, someone needs to put these bastards in their place and it has to be us, the government is in bed with them.

[greyfoxzero]

20 days to collect Mwah Hah Hah, don't mess with the Count.

[lunadefledermaus]

He must be Ventrue.

[Dr34am3r]

Oh man... whoa.  Patrick. Wow. You're on TV. XD

[acertainperson236]

I want him to do the True Blood move where he runs to the Fox and Friends studio and rips out the reporter's spine!

[hemet92544]

1:00 Satan mentions Genesis, "spooky"! 

[k00LGuY671]

epic win

[Bridagierz]

How much money did he get?

[JonathanToth]

Transparency is the Apocalypse...why did he have vampire teeth?

[alicethetic]

WINNER!

[ant5681]

It takes a vampire to suck some blood out of the banks!

[wesmatron]

@ant5681 Sir, you deserve a comment award.

[Inszz]

That reporter strangely reminds me of Keanu Reeves. Eyes look the same.

[jrdudedj]

There is hope left in humanity!

[ScrewedUpMinds]

This makes me happy.

[solorathain]

This guy is my hero.

[halcyonlurker]

Ohhh...that's why I recognise him, hey i've been to that club of his on multiple occasions!

[KicksYou]

Next season in True Blood.

[Teleisawesome]

Bella may like Edward now... but when she's a bit older and wants some security she's gonna turn to financially sound vampires.

[dtothelu]

@Teleisawesome Edward has a fucking mansion though

[houseofaction]

@Teleisawesome lol you do know that the cullens are worth billions. Carlisle Cullen is litterally worth something like 30 billion

[TheRealLittleBIGhead]

@houseofaction Shame on you for knowing that

[JimmyCaravan]

@houseofaction How dare that person not know that this fictional character from a terrible book and even more terrible movie is actually very well off. Shame on them. Literally.

[kingcam0775]

@houseofaction

What a fucking loser

[houseofaction]

@kingcam0775 how am i a loser

[muckypup1975]

outstanding!!! this man should be admired by all for what he has done.

[BobbyJComedian]

Lol @storgud ... Vampire takes on bank and sucks it dry !!! Lmao

[drod0886]

Lol, I love how the reporter never pointed out the vampiric elephant in the room. I'm sure he was dying to on the inside. Great journalist.

[mootleRoll]

Wait...how does the camera see him?

[go8888od]

How the fuck is he up with the sun out?

[arzimaze]

Six Volturi disliked this video...

[RaidonSama]

I fought the law and... I kicked its fucking ass.

[FoxMoxin]

He's a nice guy. Runs Nocturne, which is a big part of the local Goth/Industrial scene.

And yeah, he has the implants to look like a Vampire.

[stupidbitcheverlive1]

mum !!!!! Vampire !!! well yeah, he does look like a vampire .

[CheckDare]

Do NOT mess with the undead.

Good on ya, Patrick. Thank you for your very good work!

[Storgud]

Vampire takes on bank - and sucks it dry.

[mrpsychogreaser]

This guy is my hero.

[jodark]

PWNED.

[KileXguy]

How did the camera pick up a vampire?

[fhattest]

even vampires think banks are evil

[5kyX0]

local vampire forcloses on bank.

[Billcruxley]

Big deal. The sad truth is that it still means "Public: 1 Wells-Fargo: 1000"

[jliu512]

This guy has over 9000 years of power.

[GinXYZ]

I don't want to sound a discriminatory jerk, but I wonder if Wells Fargo refused to respond to him due to his appearance. If so, stupid move of WF's part. Regardless of how he appears, SOMEBODY in their administration should have been aware of such laws. Way to reap bad PR, Wells Fargo.

[NeilCicierega]

How did this man even get into the bank without being invited in?

[mmmantisss]

Of course he would know about that law from ages ago... prob wrote it himself...

[TheRealMrRoboto]

OMG WTF VIOLATION

[Karateforlife777]

What the Fuck? He's got Fangs!!! Is this for real or something the Onion Produced.. LMFAO..

[EvilerBowser1003]

Mortal banks cannot compare to marvelous vampires!

[hooah922]

Is this some kind of True Blood viral marketing? I don't know what's even real anymore.

"And now for the weather....Tiffany?"

[wergersnee]

uh im pretty sure hes real no humans skin looks like that

[Skwerlhunter08]

Anyone else see the irony in the background they have behind him...he's a vampire, and they have a dust/night scene background :D

[Xenomorph52]

I think the only reason he dressed like that was so more people would see his interviews.

[cakefarts]

no wonder wells fargo didn't want to fucking speak with this loser.

[robaralis]

@cakefarts that loser got paid , u didnt

[cakefarts]

@robaralis twilight FAN 4 LYFE spotted! lmfao faggot

[M1K3YM0]

@cakefarts You're full of good insults. I mean, I wouldn't really expect much out of a moron named after a lame meme but you're really underachieving.

[M1K3YM0]

@cakefarts Sad thing is he has a beautiful house and you post shitty youtube comments from your parent's basement. Envy is a hell of a thing.

[cakefarts]

@M1K3YM0 bahahahahaha you're really defending a fucking vampire cosplayer! lmfao faggot

[SableTwilight]

i wonder if he's sang or psi...

[TwiggyJack]

Anyone play Metal Gear Solid?  Guy looks like Vamp.

[Ganryu666]

@TwiggyJack

I thought the same thing lol.

[jsterrapin]

4 people hate clever vampires.

[andrewanarchy]

Okay I'm through, I'll stop now.

[andrewanarchy]

VAMPIRES! AWAKEN FROM YOUR THOUSAND YEAR SLUMBER AND SAVE THE WORLD!!!! WE NEED YOU!

[andrewanarchy]

Next step: "Sanguinarians take on Congress ousting all corrupt politicians and Obama from office; they declare temporary blood drinking militia rule while transferring power to a truly democratic Government, and resurrecting the ideal dreamed of by the founding fathers of the United States of America."

[andrewanarchy]

It seems The Immortal Dark Ones in these modern times have educated themselves in the legislature and rhetoric of the world banking elite!

[scottiehottie4u2]

Wells Fargo is one of the worst banks to deal with. We had to deal with them with our house, and took them 4 mons to give us a response.

[pythiasdelirium]

When goths grow up.

[encycl07pedia]

Best vampire ever. And it didn't seem to come up in the interview. LOL

[extremeadhd]

He had effing fangs man... fangs... and he won in court. Wells Fargo's lawyers must SUCK. You, sir, are truly awesome.

[GnarlyYouth]

wells fargo, your era of subjugation is over. I have claimed your property as my lawful writ and have sold it to the neighboring walmart market. Please clear out your tomes of usury and your uneven scales of corruption by 9pm

[brentenireland]

Good on him and good for news guy not to take a cheap shot because he has a personality.

[apemagic]

what's the purpose of the illuminati symbolism?

[0TylerDurden0]

Dont fuck with a Vampire.

[dlucas90]

I had always wondered how the "Munsters" afforded their masion. I guess it takes a parasitic vampire to beat a parasitic bank?

Quick, someone drive a wooden stake throught the heart of Hank Paulson!

[countingdown27]

I love how "drinking blood" never came up in the interview.

[HOCKEYJUST]

@Downyoceanhon lmao. you think the statue might just be in there because it is part of the philadelphia skyline? how about the "2nd sun" being part of the background that is shown everytime they cut to a new clip. judgment is normally a word associated with court cases also.

[b017ni3]

score one for the little guy. I love it when these major corporations are knocked down a few pegs. lord knows they need to be. great job Patrick!

[practicallythere]

He's actually in Modern Vampire, the A&E special. He's at 1:34 for a few seconds talking about the decor

[pythiasdelirium]

@practicallythere Damn, you must have a good memory!

[mkultra1982]

I wonder how many of his close friends just now found out that his real name is actually Patrick Rogers

[utubefail]

Normally I have a couple of mental rules. One is that any man with long hair that isn't in, or attempting to be in, a metal band is a total douchebag. Two, is that anyone, goth or not, with extended canine teeth has to be an idiot AND a total douchebag.

This guy is the exception that proves that rule. I'd have a beer or three with him.

[gigacannon]

@utubefail

What about Sihks?

Or comedians?

Or Hells Angels?

[SwordPookie]

Never judge a book by its cover. The man is smart and obviously has his life well put together. Comes to show you that we don't all need to look alike and act alike to be respectable members of our community. Wells Fargo however, should be investigated.I'm sure he isn't the only person they pulled this on.

[hespelledyalewitha6]

@SwordPookie Seconding this. Too many people write others off purely because of a quirk in their appearance or habits. Unfortunately for them, you can't "see" intelligence.

[BlueMaxx86]

@SwordPookie You know, I was about to rip on this guy in the messages until I watched it all, and you articulated my thoughts better than I originally would've.

[blairduboir]

bravo.. fucking banksters

[tagone05]

Never underestimate a smart man no matter how they look.

[ant10011001]

damn Vampires get all the lucky breaks!

[Menelvagore]

There must be some sort of "Bloodsucker takes on the bloodsuckers" joke in this.

[soundofnow]

As an European i hope you Americans will screw your banking system.

[jackhartcup]

hope everyone in america acs on this now

[illicitstill]

This guy seriously needs his own talk show, on the dark side. Well done. Cheers

[AlphaSigma]

another law that's suppose to help regaler people fight bank corruption will now be closed . trust me the next 2 to 3months this re-spa law will be closed on.

[ConanCnutKicker]

i suppose when you're immortal, you have a lot of time to read up on things like property law etc.

[ninaelle2003]

would anyone else hire this guy as a lawyer? i mean he's a vampire but he seems pretty good at what he does

[Professicchio]

@ninaelle2003 He doesn't look evil enough to be a lawyer, though.

[fullstack2]

Vampire and Goliath !!!! It is so funny that they make no reference to his appearance. LOL

[nc90813]

awe he's just born this way

[jinxiejae]

scew what he looks like, he managed to foreclose on a bank! awesome!  suck it you greedy bastards!

[MrMuddToYou]

Joke's on him. He'll never have an epitaph since he's undead.

[blargh98315]

@MrMuddToYou Clearly he was being ironic.

[aliciaanne]

Also, the subliminal message of our second sun is at 2:13

Yes, our second sun. They are warning us, folks.

The guy never blinks, there's a chem trail behind him. The elite are throwing it in our faces and laughing at us.

A new, horrible dawn is coming.

[multi1pass]

@aliciaanne

I don't see it

[aliciaanne]

@multi1pass The second sun is at 2:13. Look at the top of the right side of the screen.

[bowiepopreed]

The house would be perfectly cozy for a vampire if only the pink bougainvillea bushes were replaced by willow trees

[cry884]

I love that the story was just the story and they didn't mention his appearance. Very nice!

[breakingthisdown]

Awww, I thought they were stick-in's. I'm so jealous. =(

[Morlaki13]

@H4LFB4CKS Patrick IS a vampire, owner of a record store, record label, and responsible for Philly's goth/industrial scene for over 13 years. Yes, those are his real teeth, yes you can get ones similar if you attend one of his events like Dracula's Ball, and he's been interviewed by Philly News stations more than once in the past, so his being a vampire is OLD news in Philly.

[speedbmp]

You know what's cool? Not only is the guest a vampire, but the news dude looks like Eddie Munster. XD

[FourLiterV8]

He looks and sounds like John Malkovich.

[eadad]

i was gonna make fun of this guy but turns out hes fucking awesome

[GothicBu9]

Just say no to incest.

[j19872005]

What's up with the fangs.

[jdd881]

fangs ,fangs alot

[schratboy]

Vampire Rock!

[TexasTracks]

did anyone else notice that the audio on his voice is scratchy...only when he speaks.

O_______________________O

[socialambiguity]

@TexasTracks Yes. Their feed to patrick Rodgers was obviously getting interference..The newsman was not filtered through the same feed...nothing creepy. Calm down.