Jackson McQueen - Judging Bitches

[TristanIsfeld]

this guy... this guy right here

[ShynAwkward]

Jackson McQueen? .. a name tailor made for the porn industry.

[majicKsaa]

His eyes are scaring the fuck out of me...

[watchmen22]

those are some bigass eyeballs LOL

[GreatBlueKnight]

Loose lips sink ships!

[OfficialRilo]

His eyes made me click this O.O

[Toxygenic]

Hoooooly crap that was hysterical. This guy is awesome

[Romanmoga1992]

OMG bug eyes. Lol

[bruddadm]

shit this nigga got big ass eyes

[tstevens47]

Did anybody else think...CAN I HAVE YO NUMBER??? XD

[blackMAMBA724]

hahahaha loose lips!!! hahaha

[U4rikmind]

pretty soon he will be able to shoot lasers out of his eyes.

[1ghostronin]

loose lips sink ships

[1ghostronin]

Hes off his head O_O

[narutoloverz95]

are we going to get more of him?

[etchedlogo]

damn his eyes r scary

[vonversace]

SHADDUP

[xxfroobxx]

2:11 loose lips sink ships hahahah 1!!

[You2ubePranks]

loose eyes....... surprise

[nickparker1234]

OMG HIS EYES

[kaptinflanders]

loose lips sink ships LOL!

[MrLSDMTHC]

pause at 0:39, lol, then press play and enjoy the rest

[Rlaxox]

O______O

[ritesh10012001]

i think he might have written 'can i have yo number' from madTv.. O.O

[kayzeaza]

0-0

[BLPdevelopment]

O.O

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...for some reason his eyes makes him more funny ! :)))

[chrmunoz]

LMFAO

[homepageformadog]

this guy fucking sucks

[dart2009]

This nigga kinda reminds me of Eli Porter.

[chocolatethunder259]

a midget O_O

[SkittlesGurl4Life]

well i can't date you, cuz you're a bitch! how bout dat . lmao!

[TehLesbian]

Does ThelaughFactory have more of this guy? :D

[TheWTFsauce]

I died at loose lips sink ships

[wingedynamite]

He kinda looks like a black Steve Buscemi. Just saying.

[VuileTeef]

His eyes are fucking enormous!? But that's some true shit.

[Stananalol]

ahahahah loose lips, sink ships!

[RamirezRoyalty]

Ladies not every man is too small, at some point you gotta ask yourself if you're the problem... I'm just sayin.

[SpinyStarCraft]

this guys hilarious

[battybyai]

damn his eyes are huge

[Kainthemain]

i hough bernie mac was dead?

[arsenalfanshukri]

hahaha! a new perspective this guy just showed!

[klauseba]

loose lips sink ships xD

[krazysoon]

Lol

[esaloca899]

0:39 scared the sh*t outta me...

[TheGoliathsound]

SIZE OF THE OCEAN!!!!!!  WORDS OF WISDOM, SIR. GENIUS!! HAHAHA!

[09killachilla]

what does he mean with the ocean ?

[jettviper]

@09killachilla He means how loose a womans vagina is because she's possibly a slut or sticks large objects up her HOO AH!

[09killachilla]

@jettviper ohhh i got it thanks :D

[Enayze]

Eyes looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger from Total Recall

[P28R42K]

True that.

[HeavyJunction]

1:53

Great ocean joke, only to be ruined by the most awkward high-five ever.

[mrkalatv]

OWNED!!! 1:55

[austizz1e]

this guy just countered every dick complaining bitch

[MrGladBEASTftw]

lol its not the quantity its the quality

[MrGladBEASTftw]

he got dr dre eyes lmao

[Justin93koch]

his eyes scare me...

[chidiv22]

this shit is hillarious..it's the size of the ocean XD.

[Cnupoc]

6 bitches sank some ships...

[zoneforgamers]

does size really matter?

1 slut: YEEES ;d

[drvn8]

"size of the ocean" wow... that's classic

[shanegb104014]

what is so Ha Ha

[00belief00]

the whole video i'm just waiting for his eyes to pop out !!! O_O

[kunfyoozdish]

LMAO

[jongmagee]

i laughed at the title alone lol

[Glowsticks1000]

HOLY SHIT A MIDGET...this guys funny to xD 

[dankbot420]

was this the preacher in "Friday"?

[zigzigzig]

The shit women say doesn't really matter. If your game is strong enough, you certainly aren't phased by some stupid comment about your big eyes. Just roll with it, make a joke about them and continue to court her.

[maha77]

I LOVE THIS GUY

[liangryness]

"does size really matter that much?"

"yes.."

"SHADDAP!!" >.<

[Aaron3502]

@liangryness You mean "SHADDAP" O.O

[bbphnix]

it's true..... they judge for height which you can't control.... they judge you for many things you can't control or that you shouldn't expect someone to control; they judge you for having/have not experience... well if all you bitches were like that, there would be NO experience at all;

women are insane

[1misanthropist]

That's true, women aren't born with worn out pussies, they control how loose it gets.

[Taurenspoon]

6/10

[Zamanian]

Instead of bitch he should've said airhead... Aries.. airhead 1:08

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@Zamanian Haha ha ... ha ..

[mcpencil]

@Zamanian

You should probably leave the jokes to the comedians.

[Zamanian]

@mcpencil Thank you for your sound advice on a comment made a month ago. I shall apply it to every aspect of my life.

[mcpencil]

@Zamanian

Thank you for applying my sound advice to every aspect of your life. It certainly makes me think my random comments to internet strangers are not in vain, and are in fact helping someone. It's the least I can do to give back to the community.

[Zamanian]

@mcpencil Lovely gentleman

[mcpencil]

@Zamanian

:)

[Whatisright]

This guy looks like he came straight out of the movie Total Recall.

[rasarima]

reminds me of arnold....in mars....

[twileyao]

this dude has to name his son steve

[Juan2009NewTime]

his eyes are wayyyyy to big..

[remmytemmy]

Man, he should be proud of his eyes. Remind me of Furbies.. Plus, Asians would kill for those eyes.

[Thedarksecret1]

Damn, that dude does has some big ass eyes. It's all good though.

[Kainthemain]

original and good. hilarious

[demonburnside]

wow fail crowd... laugh factory crowd sucks,,

[BattleBrawlerX]

@demonburnside i know -.- this guy was funny as hell, and made some good points :)

[MadHatter3Z3]

He reminds me of Bernie Mac but that could just be the eyes... Or not O-o...

Plus he reminds me of MadTV "So, can I have your number?!O-O..." XD...

[22alfie]

hand slap fail 1:54

[bbb149]

lol " cus u a bitch!"

[ChiCityPool]

He has crazy eyes!

[ranabluu]

Eyes wow!

[CushiticSomalianMale]

lol this dude looks paranoid as if he dont got that much jokes in his pocket, then why go up to the stage.. lol

[swaggah0lic]

Ahahaha Loose lips sink ships!!!!

[Kishwick]

"does size really matter that much?" "yeahhh!!" "SHUT UP!" XD

[100PercentConfused]

omg ahaha his eyes are huuuge. lol

[Klarification]

Lady Gaga called, she wants her eyes back!

[AzureSteel]

It's funny when he told the ladies to "Shut up!"

[sh0rtaznant]

he better not ever sneeze with his eyes open... he'll lose them

[packersplayer119]

he lost me at the end

[ashthegreat]

@MrPositiveVibe

Oh I partially read your comment and therefore thought you still perceived the idea as before.

I also thought you were accusing me of searching dirty material on the internet lol.

Nevermind that message. :) Many people out of Biology think fitness is "fitness" lol.

[MrPositiveVibe]

@ashthegreat Lol by the way you look like Gegard Mousasi's long lost bro if you watch any MMA.

[ashthegreat]

@MrPositiveVibe

I'm subscribed to this channel therefore these videos show up on my home page and I click on them to enjoy the stand up comedy in them. But as you've mentioned searches, did you just search for "Bitches" on Youtube to reach this video?

Fitness is not just strength. If you were an ape then perhaps it is your strength as I've explained that to you earlier.

Smart, intelligent, physical fitness, career, and charisma constitute the fitness of humans these days. It's very clear!!!

[n8iveidiot13]

@MrPositiveVibe

lol native americans can stand next to africans if you didn't know that - 2 of my tallest african friends are as tall as me - and im taller than one of them - but we ain't going to be judging on his has the biggest slong because we know were an even match - plus we just dominate the europeans and asians - by far

[MrPositiveVibe]

@n8iveidiot13 What in the blue hell are you talking about lol.

[odion28]

on of the better once i've seen on this channel

[GamesAlert]

"Loose lips sink ships" ahahahahhaha, brilliant.

[ashthegreat]

@MrPositiveVibe

Umm, Mr.PositiveVibe, I don't think you understood what was meant by the word "Fitness" in that context. Fitness is the ability to reproduce and grow well, ie. it is how successful a person is in the world. Relative to a monkey, fitness is agility and to a human it is intelligence.

You defined the word 'fitness' as a physical fitness, didnt you? Haha!

It is charisma, intelligence, income, and character that constitutes a person's fitness. It is actually completely relevant!

[MrPositiveVibe]

@ashthegreat By the way you got some great videos on your channel.

[WALZ97]

HIS EYES ARE MASSIVE ON 0:39

[StealOnU]

lmao "loose lips sink ships"

[twilightawakening]

@StealOnU hahahah

[tneri8]

"That's not funny, that's not funny." That's funny!

[kidrhimel]

lmao i think its the size of the ocean,haa that was a dope one

[justwannahavfun19]

eyes

[freshhug]

Don't scare this guy, his eyes will pop out...

[theholystapler]

@freshhug 0:38

[Sqagg]

@freshhug HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! at your comment!

[krunkaintdead69]

@freshhug or show him a great set of tits.....

[ashthegreat]

Hehe Jackson McQueen is Chris Tucker on steroids...

[ashthegreat]

OMG OMG a midget on stage! So cute! :P I want to EAT that BABY! :P

[00corin00]

Right on!!!

[ashthegreat]

It's natural and very important for members of a population to find the most fit mates they can find before having sexual intercourse. It's called survival of the fittest and in some species, your phenotype presented by your genetoype actually determines whether you will be the Alpha Male who will have the right to mate with all females of the population or one of regular males that guard the population.

[ashthegreat]

@ashthegreat

Of course genetic differences do not completely determine the outcome of battles between males for females as individuals may act differently at times and win the females by unexpected methods, however, to improve the fitness of a species only the best are selected to mate and pass on their genes to the next generations. It is one of the stunning effects of nature.

[tellyurfriends]

the title of this video should have been loose lips sink ships haha

[hntr15]

lmao

[speedturtel95]

first hahahhahaah :P