Hey! The Zooey Deschanel Show - Episode 1 - ACTING

[wildcosmiaa]

you look like joanna newsom

[mitmitmimi2]

Omg you are so much like her. like exact. i think this is an awesome impersonation!! how do u sound exactly like her the whole time haha

[Hommy344]

You're not Zoey.

[bstokeling91]

i like the other one better...

[LostMusicalMeanings]

I feel so stupid,it took me a while to figure out this wasn't Zooey Deschanel @__@

[ChocoboMuffins]

You are officially my hero.

[skinsey85]

"Look out he's got a baby... and a gun", bahahahah!

[Emvee01]

omgawd!!! fucken just like her

[ilikemonkeys100]

on point! lol

[Fuffuster]

fucking hilarious. completely perfect.

[dtstrain]

Your impression seems to imply that she is an airhead. Yet, she's actually highly intelligent. Her vibe is more 'artsy/creative & hopelessly positive/cheery' than 'digny/airhead' as you're portraying her :)

[strtthshw]

@dtstrain I don't agree. Zooey feels very much like one of those faux-intelligent people.

[sumoni]

@dtstrain or one those "artsy" people who are so artsy you can't possibly begin to comprehend how artsy they are. Psh! Hipsters.

[memoriesinmelodies]

Hahahaha!

[RobertIanLove]

you remind me of Emma Stone

[ABitMoreStuff]

Hmm, I don't know about this impression. Your acting seems a lot more convincing than Zooey's.

[melasp]

Still a dick.

[Crimson11100]

You got a lisp, Zooey doesn't.

[clioconfused]

you're doing it wrong.

[elsehimhim]

Doo wah

[telephone7300]

"Look out he's got a gun!"

"Look out he's got a gun!"

"Look out he's got a knife!"

"Look out he's got a baby... as a gun!"

Lol i was pmsl laughing at that!!

[flippinsweet1132]

You are perfect

[gaeaallard]

i loved zooey, then i took an arrow to the knee!

[KQMoreau]

You sound like Drew Barrymore, not Zooey.

[emflorencethemachine]

haha you're so funny

[DidYouSeeTheSunrise]

This isn't Zooey Deschanel.

[nixecola]

oh come on .. 

[XxEminentFatexX]

dont make fun of my twin XD

[eaglezfan2093]

poop

[chocolatebubbles91]

it's hilarious how much her opening sounds like new girl's!

[Teekaysat]

lol. Awesome

[wecomeundone]

i hope you saw abbey elliott's rip off of your impression on snl this past weekend

[grandpapassthemilk]

Oh my God. This is sucks as hell. Zooey is millions time way better than this. Please dont even dream to be like her, or even to mock her. You are not even in the same planet with her. Make your own channel with your OWN name in it. Geez!

[thedesertrose99]

But what can I do coz I can't take my eyes off you!

[youssy86]

ROFL!! U make her sound like a blonde! In the stereotypical sense of course! ;)

[Iamthedoorwaymusic]

haha you just sounds like christopher walken. 

[anamulleer]

I absolutely love Zooey Deschanel and still think this is hilarious.

[savethepandas1011]

"look out! he's got a baby......and a GUN" LOL

[hellotralala]

It's so funny how her new show "New Girl" has a similar opening billboard hahaha. And this was done way before New Girl came out! That just shows how much you got her spot on.

[CommanderOfTheSun]

Nah, Zooey is freaky looking...

[hippiegirlsmile]

THIS IS SPOT ON.

but you also remind me of Blake Lively.

[BallSackMacAttack]

It's like her retarded cousin made a show about how retarded she is, except it's less funny than it sounds

[OnizukaScrubs]

omg, so boring, sorry.

[djhelenk]

man I'm rolling on the floor laughing. and the song intro of the show? HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA you got it.

[SpringtimeRosePetals]

this is so perfect, hahaha

[TrentLedford]

wow  i love you ...........too

[martinezpmp11]

Too true!!



[AJtheamazing1]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Omg the speech impediment and eye movements are sooooo spot on!

[trigunv]

Eat a Dick

[KlainebowSuspenders]

You should do Emma Stone. :3

[orgonetrail]

This is spot on, I love it! You and Drew Droege collaborating would be the ultimate!

[kraekens]

ure really so not zooey. go to hell

[ghostofkenny]

Much, much funnier than her SNL audition tape.

[enthnd03]

@ghostofkenny

tape?

[a112ifi]

I don't get this. why would you want to impersonate Zooey like she's dum and do a whole show about her?

She's an adorable girl and she isn't even that famous so what's the point...

[Angrynudfo]

You fram down so hard on that "do-wop." Makes me laugh.

[1970swimmer]

Close Christpher Walken Impersonation, however she should really ensure she gets an education to fall back upon. My daughter is 13 and is funnier, however so are most kids who are 13. Best of luck Noel, but your comedy is not ready yet.

CM

[PyroChemicals2]

@1970swimmer lol stay pressed, best of luck to your special snowflake daughter

[rifter7777]

who are you? why aren't you on tv? someone should hire you. i love zooey, i think she's gorgeous and this vid was hilarious!

[ColdWombOfTheOcean]

IM GONNA STEAL YOUR NF CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MusicIsMyLifeMissy]

Ur Zooey Is pre good but melissa's is funnier.

[thehappiestcamper]

Your Zooey needs to meet Melissa Villasenor's Zooey.

[KidMillions]

ZD's accent is getting stronger all the time, take a look at the Craig Ferguson show of July 14... He calls her voice "fifties retro". :D

Anyway these shows are excellent, and you're lovely.

[chilly771]

omg, i see hints of paris hilton in here.........

[bigscaryblackguy]

That's why Zooey Deschanel is a successful actress and this girl is sitting on youtube. ok

[omgcarlyyy]

this is genius.

[lulzBreann]

The Metaphysicals.

[hderms2]

You're hilarious. Spot on, lady.

[TheConway86]

watching this exteremlt ugly girl try to be anything like the cutest girl in the world is about as fun as digging a hole in a thunder storm on christmas, for free, while you get shit thrown at you, as an HR represntitive tells you that you have no benifits. SERIOUSLY get a life, or better yet, Go die you douchelick

[HurtMeSoul108]

@TheConway86 Wow, you're really depressed, aren't you? GTFO. She's not hurting anyone; it's all for fun. She's not a douchelick. She has talent..which I'm sure you lack.

[hderms2]

@TheConway86 she is far more talented than zooey deschanel. Zoey might have decent looks but she is considerably less talented than people claim she is. Furthermore, this girl is not ugly.

[LiloPelakai]

@TheConway86 Zooey is ridiculously average-looking. No one gave 2 craps about her when she was blonde and pre-hipster. Now that she dyed her hair black (the fashionable color) and is a trendy hipster everyone suddenly loves her. Noel >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zooey in every way.

[bigscaryblackguy]

This is embarrassing not to mention insulting to a great actress.

[LiloPelakai]

@bigscaryblackguy I agree, people like you are totally embarrassing themselves insulting Noel, a great actress.

[bigscaryblackguy]

@bigscaryblackguy HAHA

[bigscaryblackguy]

Respond to this video...  barf

[philip2cool1108]

Come on guys, be respectful. I thought it was very good. You and Melissa Villasenor are both good impressionists!

[doublefeature]

HOW ARE PEOPLE SAYING THIS IS SPOT ON? the voice is nothing like hers. way too energetic.

[MrPandaEnjoys]

Ugly from far & close up, Zooey should punk you in the face elf fucker faggit.

[strtthshw]

@MrPandaEnjoys Zooey Deschanel is no prettier, NOT sorry to say. Her acting is horrid, too.

[kalegina]

why does she speak like that? kind a retarded.

[TheCherryBomber1]

@kalegina she has a lisp. is that what you mean?

[whiletangerinedreams]

FUNNY!!!

[pewpization]

Doo-wop.

[crhopki]

Terrible.

[julideschanel]

What the fuck is this? :@

[ThursdayEnterprise]

"I love you,

too."

That line made me laugh so hard.

[maboehnlein]

@ThursdayEnterprise It's my favorite. OMG i love this



[JC70LINCOLN]

who the fuck is this bitch!? >:O

[Jrples]

You look nothing like her! but I guess that's not what its about...well you're impersonation sucks.

[LiloPelakai]

@Jrples yes, she does, and she has more talent and emotion in one fingernail than Zooeybot has in her whole cold, dead body. lol Y u mad tho? XD

[ouibijou]

I think you would make a better Joanna Newsom.

[annie585]

You have to act more bored and her voice is lower.

[COGintheFOG]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo!

You Stink!



[LiloPelakai]

@COGintheFOG son, this isn't the real Zooey ;) don't worry.

[COGintheFOG]

@LiloPelakai  daughter, it's quite obvious ;) i never worry.

[pinkowiec]

it's not she i think./

[GlaciatedHeart]

hahaha I LOVE the way you say "Hey" haha [x

[danceinsidethesong32]

haha this is great! Good job~

[cj113248]

lol

[KiroToru]

doo wop

[AdrianKurosaki]

vc não é a zooey nem fudendo!

[modisawaf1]

didn't like it

[LiloPelakai]

@sergioespina I know, her's is 10x superior to zooey's cold, dead, zombie china doll "beauty" =) haha, children

[mutinyinheav3n]

@LiloPelakai lol wut

[LiloPelakai]

@mutinyinheav3n Feels good, man.

[mimifilm]

you are so talented, i wish i could meet you some day.

[yelyah3657]

I love zooey so much, and i love these impressions. It's spot on. Zooey is so eccentric (one of her hobbies is making color xeroxes of things) and you have her down.

[HumanoidSparky]

@Theplayxmeganxplay Or maybe you just hate that she plays her so damn accuratly.

[Theplayxmeganxplay]

@HumanoidSparky No, I honestly just think it doesn't sound right. I love her Olsen twin impression because it sounds accurate. I'm not a huge Zooey fan either. I think melissav87 just does it better.

[HumanoidSparky]

@Theplayxmeganxplay Fair enough not to like the impression, but you seemed more criticial of her lisp than anything else. Constructive criticism is generally given out to help others improve. I'm pretty sure the lisp is not by choice, so it seems like you were just trying to be hurtful without adding any real input.

I'm looking up her Olsen twin one now!

[randumbusername]

got a reference?

[dyz13HH]

Oh my godness. LOL

you are so good! It really sounds like her. I love Zooey so freaking much, but I can't stop my laugh, i don't care!

[ouibijou]

You remind me of Joanna Newsom <3

[novayorker]

I honestly wonder if Zooey will be able to pull out anything else in her bag of acting tricks for her role in Your Highness. If not, I'm just going to close my eyes during her parts and pretend you're in the movie instead.

[ohitsEllen]

oh my god... you are her. Brilliant.

[lotusssypringa]

haha u definitely sound like her

[G509400]

@ lilopelakai no i dont. also you will get to enjoy her voice (for years to come hopefully) on fox's new sitcom.

[LiloPelakai]

@Theplayxmeganxplay I hate that Zooey has a horrible voice, period.

[G509400]

U suck!

[LiloPelakai]

@G509400 yez u do

[MsTROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

Spot. On.

[Ballofoddness]

YAY!! I love this!!!

[Channalise]

im in love. im seriously your biggest fan. your amazing <3

I LOVE YOU,,too.

He's got a baby, AND A GUN!

Omg i love you.

[richardexplosion]

This is really impressive. Pretty funny, too.

I think Zooey has more talent than people give her credit for.

Everyone says she sucks at acting and is no good at singing either, but if you watch Manic or The Good Life you can see a lot more potential.

I think it more has to do with the movies she's being put in.

Not saying she's the greatest actress of our time or anything, but she deserves a little more credit.

[LiloPelakai]

@richardexplosion FEW people say her acting sucks (which it does). She lacks range and emotion so much it hurts, and while she can sing, she still can't show any emotion so it sounds like a robot making specific sounds. It also doesn't help that she plays almost the same character in every movie, as Noel poked fun at. She can have more credit when she earns it.

[richardexplosion]

@LiloPelakai Everyone I know is all pissy about her because they think she is overrated.

Anyway, I am guessing you've never seen either of the movies I mentioned. They're not mind blowing performances, but they do show a whole lot more than her usual crappy movies like 500 Days of Gaymer and such.

[LightningChimp]

My honest reaction to the thumbnail was, why does Zooey look even cuter than usual? lol... I think if I was a star I'd be happy if someone did impressions of me, I mean it's a sign you've made an impact and have a distinct persona. Like look at Christoper Walken. Though nobody does like Walken like Walken, but I digress.

[lotusssypringa]

haha she definitely does that with her eyes lol

[mariaperiwinkle]

@Theplayxmeganxplay That's part of the charm

[tiwlipcris]

you rock:D

[BBQPeanut]

After Zooey's new post on tumblr, I'm beginning to wish Zooey never talked but only sing.... OH MY GOD

[Max22]

doo-wop

[myhairiswaving]

"I love you!...too"

[thisismyhappening]

Please make it big.

[elanmars]

she does a pretty good job but her nostrils are annoying. i'd still hang out though.

[slaterruels]

i think i love you more than zooey, and i LOVE zooey

[AshleyAaah]

"I already wake up early to the sound of the birds"

Roflroflroflroflroflrofl

[darlingelizabeth]

You reminded me more of Drew Barrymore!

Do an impression of her!!!!

[Losdiaz666]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeww

[ladydadasnightmare]

because when i was in it, i was Almost Famous. BRB DYING

[noelkristi]

@lizzyll9 Honestly a collab would be a dream come true :) Thank you!!

[lizzyll9]

I think the fact that I love Zooey makes these videos even more hilarious. I would love to see you do Chloe Sevigny!

[petitanyell1]

@lizzyll9 There's already a man in Youtube doing Chloe Sevigny impressions!

[postshanna]

this is the worst video of all time

[JulielovesTandS]

I'm a Zooey-fan, but heck, this is funny!!

[Squibfire]

hahahahahahahahaha omg this is amazing, its sad how true to her this is, i cant wait till she gets hit by a bus

[noturevrydayhero]

Not even funny. But nice try.

[TBonne29]

What the fuck just happened

[Clementine648]

Im subscribing!!

[Areuno]

... well, I don't know what to tell you, I'm a big fan of Zooey Deschanel, and you're making fun of her... :(  but honestly, you are very talented ! That's really impressive !! You scared me lol... So, good job ! :)

[jeang123]

Look out he's got a baby HA. kind of Christopher Walken-ish there too. This is really awesome, good work.

[Grim4566]

lol the end is great... metamorphosis...

[samthecrooner]

I see inspiration in this from the early late show with Sam Levy

[LiloPelakai]

hahaha! ever see Melissa Villasenor's impersonations? she's done Zooey too, and she even did a 'show' for zooey like you. you two are hilarious! I love your impersontations. you are too underrated.

[Sei1863]

@MrLivefree007 Don't tell me to get along with people when they're the ones who start shit with me.

[Sei1863]

@cleverandironic You're not clever or ironic, you've got your head up your ass if you think this girl's talent is inspired by jealousy. Loser.

[breakwellpicturez]

Good Lord, this chick is hysterical. And a fellow Austinite, too boot!

[ClericXoxo]

Are people fucking serious? THIS ISNT ZOOEY, you twats! shes a brilliant girl making fun of her. LOOOL you fail.

[thomyorkelegend]

not funny in the slightest

[screamwhenyouburn]

zooey doesnt have a lisp? what? is that part of you mocking her or do you just have one?

[Deva7]

lots of diverse roles LOL

Almost Famous joke is EPIC ;)))

Can't wait for a new episode, Zooey!!!

[cristianerrr304]

I LOVE YOU ZOOEY!

[Ponce1390]

Pretty damn funny. Subscribed!

[pasc33]

Haha! I rarely comment on videos I like, but this deserves a comment because you're impersonation is amazing! Hilarious!

[ThanksBrettConsortia]

Hilar

[Deva7]

Wow, I love Zooey. And.. I love it when she gets impersonated :-))

You've got her voice and mannerism down. The opening just kills me - it's sooo hilarious. I can imagine Zooey doing this kind of thing ;) Acting excercise was a winner! I want more episodes and a bit longer. You are zooeytastic! ;-)