Lemmy From Motorhead Answers Fan Mail

[zaha352]

00:25 Funny :D

[wolfthing11]

Lemmy just admitted to impregnating a 15 year old.

[moviebuzzrocks]

proof right here Lemmy is God

[Sambob79]

Lemmy gets Chuck Norris irritated

[eXpOsInGtheDaRk]

Very cool, thanks for sharing! Lemmy is fucking epic.

[aahlstrom93]

Lemmy is fucking hilarious.

[MetalHead4Life528]

wow lemmy is so brutaly honest XD

[Batman8657]

Hahaha the end is the best. Lemmy kicks so much ass, and not in the try-too-hard sense either. A born natural. I hope he lives to be 166.

[RidgeRPG]

@Batman8657 i hope he lives to be 666.

[explosivefreak666]

Lem, That Was the Best Advice Anyone could Give 'em...Honnest, True and to the point... A Great Shrink, is Lost on You.!!

[salot19]

proof that lemmy is god

[peterkronk]

wow he really looks young here. and yes he's wearing his unfamous shorts

[MultiMrknowledge]

@fatriff you seen live fast die old and its about motorhead and lemmy the interviewer goes is do you have breakfast and lemmy says im having it reffering to the jack and coke in the glass annd a fag

[tiemyshoes92]

the best part are his last words,

id like yall to know that i dont really give a fuck about any of your problems... haha

[bassistdave109]

its just priceless the tone of his voice while he is reading these fuckin things ahaha fuck...

[fatriff]

He looks stone cold sober here, I think the persona he carrys around with him that he drinks whiskey for breakfast etc is just a myth. Maybe he does it occasionally.

[dass0137]

try to transcribe the audio --- and laugh out laud

[DanielTheFisherman]

That's pristine quality for a VHS

[fu2nbc]

@DanielTheFisherman Thanks. The line on bottom is really only fault.

[DanielTheFisherman]

@fu2nbc Yeah, I noticed that but wasn't real concerned as the picture is just so crystal clear! It's really one of the best VHS transfers I have ever seen.

[latinos2007]

fucking hilarious!

watch it over and over again and just can't stop laughing))

[Fduffle]

im lemmy actually wearing any trousers?

[latinos2007]

@Fduffle he wears his shorts))) google for some of his pictures - those shorts are a bit different from what is usually called shirts nowadays)))

I sow a Scott Ien interview in some of Lemmy documentaries and he was just speaking about those shorts of his))

[juna2509]

Bad ass

[Samsgarden]

First thing you notice is that his wart is merely a baby!

[GRILLBUOY101]

tailand huh i'll be right over keep it wet!!!

[ShirleyBrian]

soooo hilarious *lol* I love how even the cameraman can't help but laugh ;-)

[TheJohnRitchie]

Lemmy the most underated comedian of all time. Hilarious!

[25rsboy]

that thing on the wall makes it look like lemmy has devil horns! \m/

[otep67]

Is he even wearing pants? O.o

[25rsboy]

@otep67 nope lol

[MrMoodyHyadd]

Bootsy Collins bought me here.

[Freakylittlethingy]

"so you must be small, fat and ugly HEHE" XD Lemmy at his best fellas (except for the concerts!!)

[Somethingsmissing94]

He's a rock n roll legend, hilarious and uncompromising motherfucker..but he really is an intelligent, and caring person underneath the jokes and parodies.

[4everliam]

lemmy is a god

[FutureKubrick]

"Well that concludes our American Forces Network film of World War II stories for this week boys and girls, I'd like to let you know that I really don't give a fuck about any of your problems". You've gotta love this man :')

[michelle88960]

yes he's a hellraiser but when he continued reading the letter from the 15 year old and realised she had been raped, the sensible person came out and he was obviously very sad for her. but as he said he isn't an expert in this sort of thing. whoever decided which letters he read out should be shot.

[thesinner922]

youre in deep shit and im really sorry to hear it ahhaha

[TheMasterOfCrash]

you re small fat and ugly xDD

[666Nightshift]

ahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaa­hhaah



[grindorblackout1986]

Wow, that was heartbreaking about the 15 year old girl. You could see his face go from jokes and laughs to sad and sincere.

[darklordbaf]

@grindorblackout1986 You heard the very last thing he said, right?

[SwissCheese667]

@grindorblackout1986 Exactly what I thought !

[mrjohngarland28]

@grindorblackout1986 Wow my thoughts exactly.

[IronDeth95]

4:02 Hahaha!

[Novaheart1998]

Good advice. He was spot on with everything.

[rizzlaxl]

his advise was sound. and his judgement good.

[robodude678]

this video is awsome lemmy is the best man hes really funny but does have good advice

[maddogsami]

As very sad as the rape is, why would she ask Lemmy for advice?

[MrMetalbeast123]

I like the look he gives the camera when he reads the first sentence where that crazy chick says she wants to look like the skid row dude haha. He's like "she's fuckin nuts!"

[MrROCKERfromHELL]

LMFAO that was some funny shit we love you lemmy \M/

[MrMetalbeast123]

Its bad ass how he can go from joking to seriously helpful in a second with his advice haha

[thecobra305]

@ironheade22 Maybe the douchebags from the P.M.R.C. LOL

[ironheade22]

3 dislikes, i wonder who they were from.

[buri88]

@ironheade22 from the authors of that letters

[zwolinux]

Lemmy Dobra Rada (Lemmy The Advice Giver)

[thedarkarse]

Rough as f*k but decent and compassionate with it. Live Lemmy Long!

[SgtAwesome6]

xD

[theDAMNEDproductions]

mental home pahahha

[eswis68]

This is seriously the best thing i have EVER Seen!

[zzzartan]

Is that a Nazi flag behind him?????

[myboytheharp]

@zzzartan probably he is a collecter

[lolbrief]

@zzzartan watch "Lemmy the movie", you'll understand

[11DNA11]

@zzzartan Lemmy collects nazi memorabilia.

[TheMJQ]

hahaha! the last thing he says. What a sence of humor

[petelabeat]

Get Dr. Phil off the air, and put Lemmy on instead! Dr. Lemmy. Now that would be great tv!

[otep67]

@petelabeat I'd watch it haha

[clockworkmike83]

@petelabeat You can still have Dr. Phil on the air, although it would now be Dr. Philthy Animal Taylor

[kurzackd]

lesson #1

[didgeman987]

i just love how the guys in the background are tryin to keep it together and not burst out laughing xD

[LueyLuvaexthe13th]

I'd you all to know I don't give a fuck about any of your problems.

[PomonaPunkRock]

He tells it like it is.

[AtanasovPetar]

Classic Nutcase.Hahahaahahhaahah

[Andreasleon27]

he was such a dick to them thats not very cool lem.

[SethHesio]

@Andreasleon27 He was being irreverant, and to be fair the 15 year old girl, he advised her sincerely to go home, that was pretty sensible advice. Also... it's fucking Lemmy. If you don't get his sense of humour and his attitude toward life, then you're lost frankly.

[PomonaPunkRock]

@Andreasleon27 he was just being honest.

[Andreasleon27]

@PomonaPunkRock I could asnwer this but you would just get confused take care haha

[PomonaPunkRock]

@Andreasleon27 Try me. Most likely I wouldn't :-)

[hallbergjonatan]

Well... It will be unortodox. Hahahaa!!! Lemmy rules!!!

[hallbergjonatan]

Go home, just go home.

[Chillton]

I can't belive it :D It's great I can't belive they asked him to do this. But thank God he did this cause I just pissed my pants laughing :D

[BlackDiamond77100]

haha u got to love lemmy

[anitaforgeth]

LEMMY IS ROCK'N'ROLL!!! 

[jaytv777]

Lemmy is the fucking Guvner!!!

[Stojan75]

Lemmy rocks! End of story ...

[FretboardToAsh]

"Everybody thinks he's psychotic but I know different."

"I see...."

Bwhahahahaha,

[ChrisMcPhail]

Pregnet.

[BerryPitje]

This is f***ing funny !!!!

I've got tears in my eyes from laughing !!!

"i want you to know, that i don't care about any of your problems" <--- that IS funny!

[MURKYDEEP100]

i wish lemmy was my uncle or some shit, yeah, uncle lemmy.

[spaansholland]

I really don't give f**ck of any of your problems... So funny XD

[walteredstates]

Name for Lemmy's show: "Born to Laugh - Live Advice with Uncle Lemmy"

[walteredstates]

fucken priceless, indeed. ...still giggling, gonna watch it again, straight away. 

[thememoryremains100]

what a nazi douche

[Frostdaddy88]

@thememoryremains100 Shut your Jewish mouth.

[boooing]

THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT!!!!LEMMY IN DASY DUKE SHORTS!!!! LOVE HIM!!!

[fuckogi]

the three people who didn't like this, are the rachel bolan wannabe, the "pregnat" girl and the mental hospital houdini

[nolifewoutdeath]

GOLDEN!!!

[ziggysbedofroses]

if there's a heaven and I go there when I die, I want to see Lemmy as God

[MultiJiles]

Lol

[KamenRiderNecro]

Brilliant! Lemmy is my hero, has been for nearly 30 years, and it's because he refuses to be anything other than himself. My role model in that respect, he is.

[Angus1973Young]

I laught so hard on this

Lemmy is f*ckin´ great

[southernboy666]

"I´m a 15-year old girl!"

LEMMY: So am I, so am I!

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[coscoso]

@southernboy666 For non english, u can explain that?

[tygersofpantang]

Lemmy is the BIZZ. Funny as fuck! Was impressed when he advised the pregnant girl! Proper, Good ,Answer. Lemmy is a great geezer!!

[anitaforgeth]

ADOREI ISTO... VERY FUNNY!!!

[iampoopman]

It's like loveline before loveline existed

[cihge]

If those were real letters I think this may have caused some suicides/homicides... xD

[extradrunksteppa]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaa fucking brilliant!! cheers for the good laugh!! hail motorhead!!!

oohh!!!!!

[Runjakovich]

"I just got out of a mental hospital" -"Oh good! At least you got out."

[drv509]

that was bloody careless

[GigglinMarley]

Oh god i love it! Lemmy should have his own show! This made my day. Thank you so much for posting.

[mistad00m]

such a sincere, awesome dude.

[ChaplainDMK]

Fan mail... more like fan fail :P

[MagnumBullets47]

The final part was priceless!! XD

[MrFrontallobotomy]

Absolutely fucking priceless.

[deltic21]

brilliant... just fucking brilliant... what more can I say really???

[ROTTENRECORDS]

this is so funny , thanks for posting this

[fu2nbc]

@ROTTENRECORDS Thanks for the comment. I love this segment!