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  • oh korey

  • This is still funny and adorable almost 3 years later :D

  • woah this is a featured video!

    surprised it took so fucking long!

  • OMG I think you're adorable. yesterday I recused a stray cat. but he bit me. So I woke up today and my thumb is HUGE. I may have rabies. I went to the doctors and now I have to wait for the results..... Im freaking out!! and of course all this happens while Im with this hot guy I like. :(

  • OMG.. please tell us the results!! :-(

  • Haha I neva been bitten by a bat but one did hide in my room when i was a kid. Iv been bitten by a horse fly which gave me blood poisoning so that my whole arm went dead for a week - really not funny!!!

  • A tennis racket and a towel ... lol ... how is that helpful haha

  • i have been bit by a gerbil twice but i didn't get rabies cuz well i didnt and by my cat on accident we were playin with string and i was touchin his belly which he hates so he bit me lightly no big deal and there was a bat in a cabin i satayed at for a week a few years ago but we got it out before it could do anything

  • At 2:05 it sounds like "the mole of the story..."

  • Are you asking me....?  or telling me.

  • That bat thing sounds kinda scary.

  • when you said the thing about the bat touching you in your sleep I thought about the whole, on average, you ingest 8 spiders a year thing... eww...

  • omg i wouldve went ape shit if there was a bat in my room. omg, youre brave for going in the with just a racket and a towel. i woldve called the big guys from animal control or something. i think its cute that a bat wouldve licked you, but its still dangerous seeing that only a lick could get you rabies. good thing you didnt have it though.

  • why are you scared of bats? theyre cool and um did you say you wear make-up?

  • have a look at Agony Bag on here "Rabies is a Killer" its a song i wrote it will cheer you up ?

    well maybe not

  • I think it's unlikely that you have rabies but, ya know, do what you have to do. I've had 11 bats in my house since I moved in. The only animal I've been bitten by, besides misquitos, is a dog, a cat and my horse nipped me - none of the bites were serious/broke skin.

  • maybe it was a gay vampire

  • I was bitten on the end of my index finger many years ago. Duck Embryo rabies vaccine was used then. The shots I received were thru the center of my navel, and were the most invasive and painful injection I have ever received. These injectins were needed since the vaccine worked via interactin with the intestines

  • I have been bit by spiders, dogs, cats, turtles, birds, shrews, mice, etc.

    And I was also bitten by a bat.

    And had rabies.

    So please don't joke about this. It's not funny.

  • very cute! no i dont think u have rabies.how do u get rabies by being licked? i think that nurse has bats in her belfry. i have been bit by a dog and had to get rabies shots in my stomach it really hurt.

  • I got bitten by my 3 year old cousin once. He's pretty hyper.

  • i got bitten by a turtle once...

  • awkward

  • I was a kid when that happened! Since then i dislike touching turtles but i still think they are cute creatures lol

  • This was completely hilarious. ALthough I'm sorry you might've gotten rabies.

  • If you had rabies, you wouldn't be able to sit up lol.

  • You should have consulted Stevie about your rabies situation, didn't he say he's been bit by weird animals? lol aw I hope you didn't have rabies <3

  • I get bitten by kittens and cats all the time.

    I got bit by a lizard once, and he held on for five minutes. That hurt.

  • Dude. I dont know why but you explaining the Bat story made me laugh so hard. I can picture like a demon bat screaching and like crawling out of a vent! HAHAAHA. But I really hope you feel better and that you don't have rabies!

  • Austin is really bad with bats. There's been like 10 bat/rabies scare at my school last year.

  • THIS IS THE TRUTH: My friend woke up one night and she 'felt' strange. Being in bed and alone, something was touching her. She lifted the top of her pj's and found a BAT, sleeping between her you knows. NOW...WHAT WOULD YOU DO? She picked it up and took it outside. I have made a terrible mistake...I think you are so cute that, were I many years younger, I'd move just to be near you. Since I'm not and cannot, I will dream of you from far away.

  • Ok! So, Im totally new to the "5"totallyawsomeGays""! You are the best! but don't tell the other guys. I wouldnt want them to get ugly. Anways, I have a funny bat story. 2 years ago, I was staying at my mum's house and I was laying on the living room floor watching Tv. When suddenly I saw the shadow of what i thought was a fly... Well, this fly was crazy big! I grabbed a pillow & ran screaming out of the room. I dont know what it is about bats, but they always seem to be sneaking up on me.

  • i had the rabies shots too! they hurt SO BAD. did you have two in your butt? i did. there was a bat in my bunk at camp...

  • a goat tried to eat my hair when i was 4

    it was a disturbing experiance

  • i was bitten by a chicken onze at a petting zoo... it was pretty terrifying if i'm completely honest. this was a funny blog. LB.

  • omg i got bitten from a bunny and like i have a scar on my finger from being bitten from a bunny named he/she omg and also a crazy kid on my school bus bit me when i was in the 6th grade lol

    and i dont think u have rabies

  • We're going to keep this secret between you, I, and everyone else who reads this, OK? I'm not supposed to have favorites, but I'd choose you over Tyler Oakley any day. kthnxbai.

  • I hope you know

    You're the cutest thing ever.

    P.S. We have bats in our house all the time! Just do a good back hand with a tennis racket, and you will be fine, don't worry.

  • lol. my mom grew up like in the middle of nowhere and apparently to catch a bat you tie a rock to a string and you throw it in the air and the bat flies and catches the rock and gets tied up in the string...... idk she says it works but i'm not getting close enough to a bat to try so... lol you should let me know the next time it comes in ur vent.... lol

  • who's the lady? she sounds fun :]

  • no i think you are fine and yes i have been biten by a dog. me and a friend were fighing and playing and his dog like attacked it was crazy. but i was fine and ya i think you look cute in this video. just sayin

  • one time.. a bat entered my room and when i was trying to take him out ... unintentionally i killed him :(

    i was biten by my grandmother's parrot when I was little... now im afraid of parrots hehe

  • LOL great video

    i hope you dont have rabies D:

  • LMAO!

    we have like an outbreak of bats in IL...but they say on the news never chase them!

    and I hope you don't have rabies D: my mom always yells at me because they like stick huge needles in your tummy (i like to go play with chipmunks haha) but I hope you stay safe!

  • no, LOL!

    No i havnt been biten but my mom is has, haha. Well, my aunt has 2 dogs and they are both huskies. My mom always loves getting in all animals faces and making baby faces and sounds as if they were actually babies. Well one of them, the girl, got mad and bit my mom in the lip. And then it looks like she got it pierced. haha.

    well, good video!

  • my bunny bit me before... -_-

  • whats that ringing sound in your video? Can anyone else hear it or am I crazy?

  • Ah this video is cutee and I hope you don't have rabies! Eek bats are no fun. And yeah, it's a fact!

  • Awe, cute little bat. Isn't there a way that you could get tested for rabies?

  • apparently not

  • Wow, so my best friend who apparently watches you guys originally freaked out yesterday when I told her there was a bat in my house because she was like "no way! One of the five awesome gays had a bat, too!" And I was like "one of the five awesome what?" Anyway. Just felt like showing my support, and let's hope that the bat in my house didn't lick, bite, or do anything to me. Because five shots? No thanks. Anyhow, have a good one.

  • best story ever!

  • In the fridge if you kill it? Wouldnt that contaminate the fridge?

  • well in a container and then in the fridge

  • You can be BATMAN!!!

  • I can only hope!

  • Korey the BATMAN!!! n i can be your Robin.. Can i?? :)

    Ps: you'll be fine!!!

  • i hope you dont rabies!!! :)

  • i think you have a disorder called maybe i have rabies where your so panicked by the thought that you just believe you have rabies.

  • bats are the leading cause of rabies related deaths in the US!! FACT!

  • fact!

  • if you keep those boxes over the vent, your room will start smelling like chicken.

    And I think you have rabies too. Because you're foaming at the mouth. And biting peoples legs.

  • There is one problem, there is no cure for Rabies.

  • bats ARE tricky. i've never had any encounters with bats, but an opossum with babies on her back was trapped in our basement for a day.

  • licked by a bat :P

    i hope you dont have rabies

  • the "mole" of the story lol?

  • A lot of rodents, including rats, can "crush" their own skulls to fit into any tight space. It's insane. Get the shots, boo. Better safe than rabid.

  • imagine if it crawled out when he moved the box.

  • hahaha i was wondering what was up with the pause at the begining

  • omg.. r u not wearing pants??

    ur sooo cute!!

  • hey! i have the same ring tone as you :P and bats are very cool, but it sucks that you have to get 5 shots (i can't do shots)

  • I hope you don't die too!!!

  • Well now I'm just super excited for next week!!!

    Did you get the shots yet?

  • 10 days...to live?

  • Rabies! Now you need to organize a fun run to raise awareness.

  • one time i was bitten by a camel.

  • Oh, yeah, by the way, I hope you don't have rabies. I was once attacked by my grandparents' German Shepherd when I was like 7, it was horrible, but hey, nowadays I'm a major doglover. Who knows? Maybe you'll turn into Batman! ;)

    PD - By the way, (..emm, can you use "PD" followed by "By the way"???...I don't know, whatever) Batman is my man!! He's the best of all superheroes! ;) Coincidence

    ...or fate????

  • Hey, what's up man? I came across the 5awesomegays channel today and I was hooked, specially to you.

    Actually, for me, you're the cutest, wittiest, hottest, funner one (Yeah, I'm going against the TaylerOakleyFanBase mob :p).

    Anyway, I'm defenetely your fan. For what I've seen, maybe I'm your ONLY fan from Monterrey, Mexico. If it's so, YEAH! I RULE!

    Well, I MEGA ULTRA SUPER pray that I get a way to chat with you. I have msn, please tell me if you do too to add you.

    Stay cute! =D

  • i think that if u had rabies, u'd have a foaming mouth.

    yes i do hope u don't die, i hope u get ur 5 shots successfully & i hope that they don't hurt 2 much

    BEST WISHES!

    xo xxKC <3

  • I hope you dun have rabies.

    How should I know?!

    I've only been bitten by my cats.

    I guess I'm a bit too normal... in that area at least :P

    I'll cross my fingers and hope you dun die. :D

  • what was tht beeping noise?

  • it's my camera! I don't know how to make it stop!

  • omg that so freaky!

    I'd be scared outta my mind. I wouldn't be able to sleep either. I think you should get the rabies shot just to be safe.

    I've been bitten by a centipede once. It was no fun =(

  • bahahaha i've had to get rabies shots! I got them in my thighs and they got bruised. it's not fun, but then again, I was seven, I'm sure you'll be fine :]

  • Does anybody else hear beeping during his vids?

  • yes

  • No rabbis...but once my old dog [which was part wolf] almost bit my arm off! If I hadn't used my "cat like reflexes" I would by armless, there were literally teeth marks on my arm!

  • i love you

  • right back at ya!

  • Why don't you see if Animal Control and see if they will come get the bat for you?

    Good luck and at the doctors too!

  • i laughed so hard when you said the question for this week is "do you think i have rabies?"

    also, the beginning without the title and music is far less dramatic

  • Cory I hope you don't have rabies but you telling the story was hilarious...

  • that vent better be plugged up, otherwise it could be anywhere. a bat's use of sonar is perfect for navigating through vents...XD

    and this video was hilarious, you can tell you are totally high on rabies.

  • When I was a kid, I've been bitten by my cat, hamster, and my aunt's Ferret....I got chased by my neighbors pet boar when I was trying to save it from some jerks that were circled around beating it with sticks.

    Rabies? Better safe then sorry. Get those shots.

  • OMG, hunny! You DON'T have rabies. But I'm sorry you have to get 5 shots anyway, that is terrible.

  • it was me, im a vampire, i bit you in multiple places ;)

  • lucky me!

  • naaa .. i reckon u dont have rabies ... and iv been biten by a cat .. but its my cat so no worries!

  • bats are scary and rabis shots suck

  • I don't think you have rabies, but I have been bitten by a rabid squirrel. It was not fun to get that rabies shot.

  • There was a bat who lived at my school once! He lived outside the student counselors office, and partly outside the library. Then some students started throwing food at him, and he disappeared.. It was kinda sad really! :(

  • I hope you don't.

    5 shots, in the stomach.

    Painful ones....

    <3 <3 <3 Praying for you ;)

  • I highly doubt you have rabies. I'm sure those shots are not only painful but expensive. But you probably don't want to play around with this either.

    I have thankfully never been bitten before, at least not by anything other than a dog or cat. I hope you get this all sorted out!

  • I hope you don't die!

    Those mischevieous little bats...

  • Whata Flamer!

  • lol I doubt you have rabies! I've only been bitten years ago by my then pet gerbil Max

  • "We can't stop here this is bat country."

  • Craig is the mole!!

  • I hope you don't have rabies.

    And the only time I've been bitten by an animal was my class' pet snake ¬_¬.

  • Aww I love your hair cut ! your so cute and you should take the the shots just in case :P

  • Great movie and all - but try to fix that highly painful beeping sound - omg!

  • i was just telling a friend the other day how i used to be the "unofficial" bat catcher in this old vaudeville theatre i worked at. all the big crew guys were terrified of (a) heights (b) the original ladder system in the brickwork - more than a little wobbly, and (c)the little brown bats themselves. i thought they were cute! but yeah, bats are like mice, anywhere they can fit their head, the rest of them will fit too. btw - i honestly don't think you have rabies.

  • What a night/morning!!!! I hope everything turns out well... And I HOPE you don't have rabies.... Wait what if you turn into BatMAN??? ;)

  • carefully bb we need you!!!! really.. x]

  • That'd totally suck - as soon as we got all 5 awesome gays back we loose one to rabies.

    It's like - not cool... at all.

  • it takes a month to develope and the symptoms r tingling confusion and lethogy i hope u dont have it but if u get any of these be worried

  • erm i was biten by a donkey one time.... i was just standing there and it leaned over and bit my stomach! ... it was so embaressing coz no one saw it do it and then no one believed me coz the donkey quickly turned around again :( ... hmmmmm - fucking stupid ass!

  • AGh!

    I luv you!

    don't die!!!

    LOL.x

  • haha You are amazinggg =]

  • you're so cute, I love watching your videos, I hope it all works out ok :) xx

  • EEEEEK!!

    i never nknew bat's were real, i thought they were like a myth... like the lock ness monster and Titanic.

  • Evil tricky bat!!

  • good luck on living.

  • Thank heavens you had the toy for reference

  • Good luck but Im sure you dont have rabies, you should get some vampire teeth for next week though!

  • Don't kill it, but be careful. *rolls eyes* NO, dear, you don't have rabies. Even still, get the damn shots.

  • I'd still love you even if you did have rabies. You're adorable and sexy no matter what.

  • it happen to me ones...a bat flew in

    i ran downstairs got help from my brother we got to my room it was gone!!!

    i didnt get rabies :D

    u wont either <3

  • Good luck, don't die...lol

  • please don't kill any bats.

  • Don't kill bats, they're unique, useful creatures.

    And rabies is such an exaggerated problem. 1 or 2 people get infected PER YEAR in the USA.

    Seriously, you're in greater danger drinking tap water or walking down the stairs.

  • you cant die, we cant lose another of the 5ag's, its not allowed

  • "so my question this week is do you think I have rabies?"

    BEST QUESTION EVER.

    really hope you're rabieless

  • I don't think you have rabies but just take the shots and then ther's no problem, right?

    I'm looking forward to the drag. It's gonna be fun. :D

  • I guess it has been a cute male vampire who wanted to make you one of its kind. Or did it already bit you? Scary... Maybe you're next video is in full darkness then we know...

  • Aaaaaa! How do you spell "Aaa". Like aaaa help me, as in a scream. Anyway, No one needs to hear about bats getting in someones room or collapsing their heads lol. Thats creepy. I hope you don't have rabies. I been biten the hell out of by a cat. I think that is it.

  • Oh, yeah, by the way, I hope you don't have rabies. I was once attacked by my grandparents' German Shepherd when I was like 7, it was horrible, but hey, nowadays I'm a major doglover. Who knows? Maybe you'll turn into Batman! ;)

    PD - By the way, (..emm, can you use "PD" followed by "By the way"???...I don't know, whatever) Batman is my man!! He's the best of all superheroes! ;) Coincidence

    ...or fate????

    PD 2 - Which is YOUR favorite superhero?

  • what's PD mean??

  • Hey, what's up man? I came across the 5awesomegays channel today and I was hooked, specially to you.

    Actually, for me, you're the cutest, wittiest, hottest, funner one (Yeah, I'm going against the TaylerOakleyFanBase mob :p).

    Anyway, I'm defenetely your fan. For what I've seen, maybe I'm your ONLY fan from Monterrey, Mexico. If it's so, YEAH! I RULE!

    Well, I MEGA ULTRA SUPER pray that I get a way to chat with you. I have msn, please tell me if you do too to add you.

    Stay cute! =D

  • There was definetely some frothing going on...

  • gross...why would u put a bat in the fridge...what if it infects ur food?!?

  • U HAVE RABIES

  • I think that you should NOT get the shots until the very last possible moment and see if you actually have rabies. lol. I'd like to see how you look like with rabies. haha I know that sounds horrible. Stay Sweet :)

  • damn, boys are lucky, you're gorgeous. Love the channel

  • You probably do not have rabies but I'd just have to say please get your shots as soon as possible.

    Death by rabies is one of the most excruciating ways to die that exist in this world, although modern American medicine has largely eliminated this fate in this country.

    Stay cute and not in excruciating pain!

  • oh no!

    poor you.

    i bet you don't have rabies tho. you're too cute and funny to get them.

  • i dont think that you have rabies. it seems unlikely that the bat would have bitten you while your were asleep. but i would stress about it anyways too.

  • Bats can carry rabies, but I am of the understanding only a small percentage of bats have rabies. I think you are fairly safe, but I understand how frightening it can be. I will be thinking of you over the next few days. Please keep us posted.

  • no rabies for you! i just know it!:)  Korey, u make me happy:):)

  • I hope you don't have rabies!

  • So i've never been one to comment, much less make a video of my own

    BUT

    wishing you all the best with that rabies sitch, but i'm selfishly glad it happened....( "why would you say that," one might think, but it's only because we all know how ROCKIN' next week's vid will be. You ain't seen nothin' yet. )

    Stay cute, awesome gay, stay cute.

  • I highly doubt you have rabies but the problem is the only way it can be determined is if they kill you and examine your brain. Shots sound like a better option.

  • omg that is so scary! how the heck did a bat get into your house? that's so crazy!

    i really hope you are okay, and that you DON'T have rabies. take care of yourself :)

  • oh... my god... you're batman!

  • omg! Im was squirming in my chair this whole video! I think im going to have nightmares...

    -Michael

    p.s. you're cute

  • i did not know bats were sneaky

  • Guys, let's have a 5000 mile run to find a cure for rabies! Then we can present a giant check to a rabies nurse!

  • You remind me of my best friend. It's kind of crazy.

    And I hope you're rabieless.

    =]

  • well depending where you live rabies it usually uncommon. but better safe then sorry :)

  • Omgoose, that's horrible. Hopefully it's a false alarm and you don't have rabies. I'd freak out like mad too. =/

  • g'luck boyo!

    what happened to the bat? is it still in the vent?

  • i know u r terrified lol

    ~G~

  • OMG... I cant believe ur 24 hour saga... I would be freaking out too!!! U cant die cuz I need u... so get the shots and what r u gonna do with the bat in the vent? Hey sounds like a great title Bats from the Vent.....hahahaha SMiles right back atcha

  • that is so scary...

    there is currently a mouse running around my room at the wee hours of the morning...

    i'm super paranoid, but at least its not a bat!

    geez

    good luck with that situation!

  • This is VERY important: Treat ALL possible bites or scratches from ANY mammal as though it has rabies unless the animal has tested negative.

    Get the shots. The shots are vaccines, not cures. Rabies has a long incubation period, so you might not show signs of the disease for half a year or more. However, once developed rabies is ALWAYS fatal (100% of the time, dude, its the deadliest virus known to man).

    Get the shots. Taking the risk is NOT worth it.

  • oh my god, I was so scared the bat was going to fly out of that vent!!! -- I heard you have to get rabies shots in your butt cheeks? Umm..but I heard that way back in middle school so I don't know how valid that statement actually was.

    You stay cute AND safe! haha

  • I heard that you get the shots in your stomach with pretty long needles and that it is kind of painful. I hope for Korey's sake that I'm wrong :/

  • good job on staying cute!! and...i've been bitten by a horse!! however, it was my fault!

  • I got bitten by a Mouse and Ferrets :o

  • i sincerely hope you don't die =(

  • I studied Rabies for Bio like a month ago.

    As long as you take the five shots you should be okay, though it would be better if they knew where you were bitten/scratched/licked because they have to shoot you up with immunoglobulin at the contact site and in the muscles a bit a ways. But you should be fine anyways! Just make sure you do get those shots ASAP (Well the first shot) the other ones are given to you over a 28 day period. You should be fine!

  • don't worry hun ur not gonna die. just don't get bit or licked again. lol luv n hugs!

  • My brother got bite by a bat at camp. It was pretty scary, he had to get about a million shots over the span of three weeks. He was alright, and he finally got over his fear of needles after that.

    When I was really little, I got bit by a dog that my babysitter had because she wasn't watching me... I guess it was pretty bloody...I still have a couple faint scars across my cheek and nose.

    Atleast there is only the slight possibility that you might have rabies, Hope you get rid of the critter:]

  • You don't have rabies. Don't get the shots unless you really need to. The chances are very minimal.

  • haha you still managed to make this video cuute.

  • Hope you're okay! D:

    Ugh.. I'd be freaking out too!

    Looking forward to next tuesday! <3

  • If I was a vampire I would tell you to, "let my people go."

  • yes you do :p

  • have you watched the office episode where a bat gets in the office and scratches a lady & she ends up episodes later ot find out that she has rabies! hahaha