How to pick up bitches part 2

[AN7AGON1ST]

Where is part 1?

[PrettyMuchFTW]

I wondered where Porter robinson got his clips from his song "100% in the bitch"...

[atom74]

マザーファッキンおもしろーい！！

[goldenboy06]

for now just keep the basic principle in mind when you're fucking dealing with these bitches and their motherfuckin...interests. LOL

[themightyspringwater]

hiroshku u Teenager!

[KeiChii07]

Later Bitch~! (Lmfao)

[onishin]

eheh honma! you're from osaka kana..?

nice vids, always makes me laugh, really original btw

[onishin]

eheh honma! you're from osaka kana..?

nice vids, always makes me laugh, really original btw

[sciontcdude]

Sleeping is some girls hobbies...thats great if you want to go to bed with her.LMFAO

[TheCoyotespeaks]

For the advanced polite way (for those who want to go the distance with this language). It's: 私の名前は_____です。STUDY 4+ HOURS A DAY! STUDY HARD! IT WORKS!

[1xadavid]

WAIT, you can pick up chicks by just playing video games and drinking beer?

Is that.... even possible?

[rudysasseetf]

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[terceldude]

you're pretty funny dude! :D

[terceldude]

lol, picking up bitches 101! :D

[snailteaser]

Why the interest in common things is so important for them? If I wann a shag a girl as a one-night challange - I don't care what is her hobby.

I guess you tried to guide people how to get a long time relationship in Japan? Or are they so picky choosing partners even for short term?

[youtubasoarus]

This is fucking epic. Dude, kudos man. Not only can you speak Japanese, but you know how to pick up AND filter through the bitches. Skill.

[Lovesgoats]

fuck this I'm getting a hooker

[Zaldap]

@Lovesgoats gl with aids

[CKS5000]

Stalker...wreeent wreeent wreeent!

that shit on his lip got some shit on his lip

[WHACKATTACKSK8BOARDS]

watching ur video gave me second hand embarrassment...getten bitches?...get sum dick u fucking pussy

[nationwide90]

this is 1 of the funniest vids i've seen in a while bitch lool

[Labyrinthitis]

Says MrAssbaron

[MrAssbaron]

Yeah says MrAssbaron. I'ts nice to see that you are respectful in calling me Mr.

[Zaldap]

@MrAssbaron who the fuck cares if someone called you by Mr. first, YOU BITCH

[MrAssbaron]

@Zaldap Who the fuck gave you a speaking part..... dick cheese....and another thing

that's Mr. Bitch to you....you ass ripped nobody...Bugger off

[asomatusenforcer]

"you will be stuck in the frozen alps, with your frozen nutsuack, and you aint gonna have any money..."

LMAO so true

plz keep making vids

[Korea4Me]

Nice tie

[mikeyday1372]

this dude is wasted

[mrrassassin]

lol, it'd be hilarious if you randomly yell " Yuroshkuu! YOU BITCH!" to someone you meet. It would instantly remind me of these videos.

[oxxide]

ほんまｗｗｗ

[sorcress18]

How did you learn your japanese?

[bumnumba1]

From sitting in on 6 college classes without getting credit until the last classes. My teacher was very generous and polite and awesome so I didn't have to waste a lot of money. You can do it to if you go to college it's called auditing.

[mariocampos0]

My teacher told me auditing costed money to do.

[dres240]

8:15 mark: no0minalization, what does that mean? *pffft* hahahha

[hichak]

how do you say bitch in japanese?

[Mokie1991]

"step by step

its aint a mother fucking bad tv show from the 80s

its your life"

thats the funniest thing ive heard all day!

[zildog]

Hahahhahah !!! This guy is fucking hilarious!! Quick, someone tie him down and tea bag the fuck out of him!

[ZaruKing]

How do you get your wife, Jeremy? Be honest.

[nasri1011]

am not even interested in picking up "bitches"

but i love this video, you funny bastard.

[larok21]

dude i didnt even know how to do most of this shit in english i suck at picking up women

[bumnumba1]

Then put these techniques into practice. They work.

[RothmansRenaultF1]

LMAO at step 23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gfyt]

ahah 23!

[Kewickviper]

どうもありがとうございますジェレミーさん。あなたは日本語が上­手です。

[jdmgarageaus]

dude, thaqt was fuking epic

[PsychoJosh]

Jeremy would it be funny if I yelled "unko" as I ran away from the girl?

This is important.

[Kewickviper]

lol

[Chipstastegood]

Does any one know if the beer vending machines are a rip off? am i better off buying a case of it.

[Sabata]

Haha, I too watched Step by Step.

[GS350JPN]

you are funny! I live in Wakayama City. These bitches are crazy. But, I like to get busy.

[bumnumba1]

Wakayama is really fuckin close to where I'm at dude.

[MMMETALL]

Is drinking allowed in any/many arcades? I totally wanna pick up bitches while playing some MOTHERFUCKIN' Ketsui or Daifukkatsu. What's the drinking age over there, anyway. Here I can kill myself with fuckin' cigarettes, but I can't sit down for a nice beer. Legally. Stupid government. You FUCKS.

[GS350JPN]

you can drink anywhere you want- in a police station, on the train, walking down the street any where is ok!

[bumnumba1]

20 is the age but no one checks ID

[123JoeD456]

20!? What a joke, then again it's 21 in 'Murrca isn't it?

[Nick9113]

I am in Japan now and just a half hour ago I seriously just got a date, no joke. Thank you very much Namasensei. BTW I can't drink beer (legally) I'm only 16.

[bumnumba1]

Congrats and enjoy the many alcohol vending machines!

[thatsit07]

hahahhaha ask them if they like beer and video games hahahah this cat is gold

[shiggityshake]

This is informational and inspirational. I now feel I have the courage in me to pick up bitches.

[Shannaro18]

Hey... help.

What's "nomu no" vs. "nomu koto?"

[Maledicus]

pretty much the same shit

[bumnumba1]

nomukoto feels like drinking thing more than nomuno. They are basically the same but the feeling is different.

[Revion24]

Why don't I just skip straight to step 23 instead of going past it?

[adisailoveu]

Poor guy , i dont know of this is a comedy, but i would bet some money this guy has never been with a girl yet. Hes a virgin. You should go blend some shit with some dingdongtingtuck and drink it. Poor guy. But its ok lots of people in this world.

[squallxvi]

HAHA you are a chode. Bro here is married. Don't try to pass your miserable life on to other people you don't know about.

[TheCrazyWalrus]

dude he's married and this is half teaching, half comedy

[GS350JPN]

Don't you know that many Japanese women stop screwing their gaijin husbands. If he is real, he should be out there getting other women. There is another side to these women. They are unfaithful! They got these gaijin men waring panties. Most of these men are stuck with a bitch that hates them or does not respect them. Picking up women in Japan is easy. Just Wait for a girl to smile at you, say "hi, Let's go". Take her hand, caress it, hug a few times to get her wet. then stick it to her.

[bumnumba1]

No fucking way dude. Every human being is different. We don't screw around on each other because we don't suck balls. I'm sure of this shit because I'm not stupid and we spend damn near all the time we arn't at work together. She was right in the corner making sure I didn't say some shit that wasn't true during the entire video. You have to filter your bitches out so that the whores that you are talking about don't wind up being your life partners.

[h2td]

You're a retard. Jeremy has a wife. Her name is Kayo. She has appeared in some of his videos.

[thatsit07]

The dudes married to a jap chick already .... i doubt his like this 100% of the time how could he be like this and teach japanese in japan. contexts people go back to lesson one.....

[Nick9113]

I'm going to try this with some Osaka girls this weekend.

[bumnumba1]

If you live in Osaka you should come get drunk with me instead.

[Jonathanx458]

If one of us lived near you, You'd really be down to get drunk with one of us? :o(Bring Sam too >.>)

[anthritVlog]

If you teach like this at a school I went to, I would never miss classy YOU BITCH, and this was the best lesson yet. EPIC WIN YOU FUCKS.

[bumnumba1]

In real school I don't teach like this but I'm still crazy and fun.

[ozzylennon007]

cool videos, you fucking fuck!

[SOADrules95]

When are you going to make some more game reviews, from what ive seen there has been a lot of interesting games coming out in japan one of the ones i really wanna hear more about is Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days and if there is anymore good ones you could make videos on that would be cool...YOU BITCH!

[dunburqu]

this video made me laugh big time. Thanks for your lessons.. you are a wise one.

[EttEttEtt]

step 23 oh my god hahahahaha... 5/5

[halfjaw77]

This guy needs to make a video demonstration on how to pick up Japanese bitches.

If he does, then HELL YEA!

[Keyouta]

I am subscribed to you, you BITCH!

[ssskinner]

I am a bitch and I approve of this video. <3

[ewanl33t]

this white boy is speaking japanese, and it pisses me off that he gets it right lol

[4015Jesse]

awesome, 5 stars easy.

your mother was a snowblower gives me so many random "Related Videos" results.

[mcd1992]

Someone forgot to turn off IME before typing the Video Info

:P

[DarkAndMartyr]

you are my sensai! you bitch!

[gamedevMike]

LOL, "you don't want to sacrifice your video games for a bitch"; South-Park said something similar about making your life about women and then when you turn 30 or something you realize how much of a douche-bag you are.

[ewanl33t]

or u get good with them and fuck women until the age of 60, then get married to a 20 yr old

[Danf91ex]

So fired up! Best yet!

[look2leap4]

Awesome! Never give up your beer and your video games.

[loveisthegift2009]

This fucker is fuckin stupid. I am tired of fuckin people fuckin thinkin they know every fuckin thing.

[bumnumba1]

I know a shitload of stuff dude.

[DeathWatch9]

lmao 5 stars!

[swampfox213]

i love bumnumba1 videos lol

ya fucking cunts

[Raikiande]

he's addicting us to beer and learing us some japanese,,, genius xD he's awesome =P

[PrincetonWashington]

LMAO ROFL That was very educational and funny as all hell wow I need to brush up on my Japanese lol! Do you like drinking F^&King Beer!! Lmao too funny!

[J0n0tanII]

Good fucking gracious. I had a Japanese beer called Kirin Ichiban (number 1 beer?) not long ago, now I can't fucking find it anywhere.

Jeremy have you had Kirin Ichiban, and does it fucking flow from the fountains in Japan like I hope it does.

[fizzyhammer]

are you doing the Jet Program

[bumnumba1]

Nope I was hired directly by the school board.

[Eponuts]

やらないか？

[juggalomushroom]

I loled.

[2triky]

"You could say 'Yoroshiku, Bitch' and fuggin leave..."

Dayem funny!

[ricco96]

5:40

[iamtakingover]

hahah "remember, you are confident" i think you secretly love us

[RichardLameo]

I will now go and use your lesson in the world.

BITCHES HERE I COME.

[ElevenColors]

Say, Radrey is getting 30 seconds of facetime with Rio Natsume. He's asking for advice on what to say to her. He needs your expert advice.

[motherroot]

there sno beer so im chugging my gfs wine. acceptable???

[olethri0s]

you said that the hobby for video games was

てれびガームをやる。

Isn't that fucking (lit)　video games?

[juggalomushroom]

no you bitch, video games are abbreviated into just game, so it's ゲーム.

[olethri0s]

But, you fuck, てれび has nothing to do with it.

てれびゲームを （やる）

ゲームを （やる）

やる is still fucking there in either case.

Bow down and lick my nuts or pwn me like a little bitch by proving my fucking ass incorrect.

[bumnumba1]

yaru is do. It can mean fuck like "I did that girl last night"

[WeisserSchatten]

"ゆうべ、この女の子をやた。"?

[elpapisimo]

i love you

[juggalomushroom]

I know mother fucking テレビ (you use katakana not hiragana for TV) and やる means to do, but it is slang for fucking. NOW SUCK MY POPSICLE.　you can still use ゲーム with out テレビ it still means the same shit.

[CatchTh3Wind]

Wait I thought the particle no showed possesion. Any1 know ?

[crzer07]

yes it does.

[CatchTh3Wind]

HAHA! Sayonara te iroshiku you bitch! *idk the spelling* Thats a great way to get a slap in the face! haha

[DrVelvetProductions]

All I needed to do was look at the video title to favorite this.

[PaleVoyager]

I envy young people watching this. They can learn things the rest of us fogeys had to learn the hard way!

Nama-Sensei is bringing BITCHES to BITCHES all over the world.

[Paperclown]

lol step #23

[FreezingInfernos]

The next time I am asking a girl out and need to bolt for whatever reason, I am totally using yoroshiku before I get out of there. THANK YOU NAMASENSEI.

[psychosoc1al]

your mother was snowblower XD lol

[harvest82]

Thanks, dude. Far out ! How about you acting it out with some chicks, that'd help.

[bumnumba1]

I'm married. I did it, so I can't do it again. Sorry, but at least I know what the fuck I'm talking about. If I was alone and saying this shit you probably wouldn't even believe it works.

[MegamanTrigger7]

How about

ねませんか？ Seems like an easy way to get laid. Or

ねよう？

[bumnumba1]

I doubt that that would work unless she was a hooker or a slut.

[TokyoBrando]

awesome

[Eponuts]

at first i thought this was just going to be pick-up lines in japanese. but then i was surprised that jeremy was telling me confidence-boosting words of wisdom. i feel like i could go out and find a japanese girl in the streets and wisk her away.

if only i were in japan, though.

[bumnumba1]

It works on white and black and green girls too.

[Eponuts]

but then the japanese lessons will be in vain. i refuse to disappoint you.

[bumnumba1]

You can go to Japan with a non-Japanese girl and still have a kickass adventure. Don't discount anyone. There are great girls from every race and country.

[Eponuts]

i kind of lean toward preferring green girls, though. am i racist?

[bumnumba1]

Yes. lol

[Charzy2008]

nice ..... this was another great video

[devilllsh]

Nice video man! I can't stop laughing, it's so bad that it's good again. Keep it up!

これからもがんばって！

[bumnumba1]

Will do.

[Psoewish]

I may have to try that unique filtering method you briefly explained there :P

[bumnumba1]

I wonder what that would be like really. They should bottle that shit like the placenta drink they have here. For 100$ you can drink pig placenta and it is supposed to make you young. No shit.

[StormriderShift]

I used some of your techniques from part 1 yesterday and I got the contacts from 3 different girls. I kid you not.

Thanks heaps Jeremy, you rule.

[bumnumba1]

I told you. Once the series completes you will have all the tools you need.

[StormriderShift]

and ANOTHER girl a few days ago. Dude, I owe you bigtime. Any plans for part 3?

[bumnumba1]

Yeah I just need to post it.

[Solar2]

The tags for this video are the bast part. your mother was snowblower

[2xSOdama]

love the vid! i was waiting for part 2, keep it up namasensei!

also... FIRST!

[CardCaptorDeadpool]

Wow you are firsy, first to look like an idiot