Dan Savage on How to Give a Good Blow Job

[curtandoscar]

this freaking makes me laugh out loud every time

[brianestoll]

1 Dislike = Rick Santorum

[ddr1956]

God bless, Uncle Jimmy!

[NeoCarbuncle]

Oh, Jimmy, you are both hilarious and horrible.

[patsaxon]

@JohnAdamZiolkowoski: Only it both partners are satisfied? Most of the time, the man ends up satisfied and the woman does not reach her orgasm, because the man is done if you know what I mean, finishes much earlier while the woman is less satified.

[JohnAdamZiolkowski]

F-yeah, teeth!

[Snoep76239]

Uncle Jimmy disliked this....

[patsaxon]

I do not believe that women should give a blow job to a man. It should be the other way around to give oral sex to a woman.

[JohnAdamZiolkowski]

@patsaxon Why not? Why not both?  Why not both at the same time? That's the most fair!

[TooFlyForMoney]

@patsaxon I give my girlfriend way too much oral sex.

[ChrisDragotta]

Man, you have no sensitivity. Us straight men never get to do any of this stuff. It's like you are rubbing in the fact that as a gay man you actually have a reason to stay in shape and be happy (gay) knowing that life is one beautiful serendipitous adventure. Straight men can't have that. We dream about it. We get to watch porn, that's about it. Why rub it in? Why? You are cruel.

[penihop]

OMFG i rolfed hard when i heard "This is how all guys like it"

if i was your uncle i'd ROFL myself every day without a reason.

[thenorwegian76]

God bless uncle Jimmy!

[lyricalheaven]

"personally"........

[jimjimmyjames59]

@ RyleeStrange - Nope, I'm wondering the same thing myself.

[Edgegamer88]

Uncle Jimmy is an asshole! Now I feel bad for punching her in the head! lmao j/k btw

[beanmobile38]

i think your uncle jimmy had my ex as a groopie.... fortunately, my ex didn't slap my balls, but she thought that most guys liked to have teeth in their bjs

[oncleJimi]

I take offence at that. I might like it

onclejimi

[CapitolWasteland]

The story about his Uncle is disgusting. It sickens me to think of all the young, star struck girls that people like him are shaming.

[pubeafro]

@CapitolWasteland uhhh

[Taopuppy]

It's a shame he didn' bring his boyfriend up. That could have been funny.

[RyleeStrange]

i wanna know what band Jimmy was in. am i weird for that?

[CapitolWasteland]

@RyleeStrange

You looking to suck him off?

[JacobBizaillion27]

@RyleeStrange i was thinking the same thing.

[CaraIain]

so..what if the response to 'how do you like it' is 'idunnooo'.

how bout giving a grabbag of suggestions! Suggest some things to try! Not everyone is as creative as you, Mr. Savage!!

[staronciceli]

@CaraIain i'll assist. try using a lot of spit to get it really wet. try using two hands. trying twisting your hand while twisting your mouth in the opposite direction. try just using your mouth while you let both hands caress their chest, groin, butt. when you get into a rhythm/feel their hips going with the motion, don't stop! do little tongue tricks in the beginning like swirling the tip of your tongue around the head or using your whole tongue to lick the entire shaft. suck on his balls!

[CaraIain]

@staronciceli haha, excellent advice!

[Divinity33372]

Fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[fons666]

God bless uncle Jimmy!!!

[brandywinevalentine]

@wildernesstree um... why?

[ShinobiBoi88]

Because you're talking about sex instead of shying away from it for being taboo. You shouldn't have any concept or perspective on the intricacies of the matter before you get into it. THAT'S NOT THE WAY BABIES ARE MADE! NYAAARRGGH!

[jadegreendiva]

Ah, I know someone that likes it like Uncle Jimmy! LOL. Luckily I knew that this was not the norm.

[dwperkins]

THe best blow jobs are done by people who LOVE DOING IT!

[JLoveBomb]

@dwperkins As a girl I can give that an amen.

[HelenaXVI]

@dwperkins Sooooooo true :)

[bienvert]

Dan Savage, that Uncle Jimmy story was one of the funniest things I've heard since your last Savage Love podcast. Bless you!

[freethinker3161]

hilarious and and good advice.

[tangerinehippie]

Such good advice, and a wicked story to boot! Love you, Dan!

[weirdduck88]

I was there! What an incredible, hilarious night. I think it's safe to say we were all pretty happy to hear and see Dan, as you could probably tell from the large amount of laughter.

[losermilkshake10]

hahaha thats so horrible!!!

[ShaneMacgowanFan93]

Indiana!

[jvic29]

go IU!

[averagehomosapien]

That uncle jimmy story reminds me of the blow-job girl from collegehumor. Maybe she used to be one of his groupies LOL

[lorezapocalypse]

ug, Secret Girl Friend is crazy bad.

[NHSFridayLunchJam]

ohman, stole the words from my keyboard. xD

[LittleBigSackboy007]

Great job Dan!

[lordofultima]

Funny ass shit, good stuff.

[LazureusFalcone]

Uncle Jimmy is a jerk and a genius!

[fantaseedude]

Great advice and great story. Win win win.

[mistershinobi]

uncle jimmy FTW!!! :)

[thedancetuber]

i just think you are fantasic, lmbo! *laughing my balls off* LOL