"There's no pleasing these tossers, said a spokesman this morning. You clear the streets so they can unload their vans, and they turn around and crap in your face."
"Apparently they found hmy blood all over policeman's fists and boots and apparently my fingerprints have been found all over my hands". It's brilliant!
Hi. I need to get hold of mp3s of On The Hour and Why Bother? radio shows. Can anyone show me a website where I can download them or can anyone send me them?
Im doing a stephen fry, were in Brussels.. im eating chips and mayonaise...im on the edge..you found a blanket under the garage door, and im wearing an overcoat...and know one should approach me..and ill be back in a couple of weeks..and everythings fine,,,maybe were have a wedding in a couple of weeks...but im on the edge, stress that...
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whotaughtyou 2 months ago
9:11
whotaughtyou 2 months ago
ADD COMMENT WAITRESS SANDRA BULLOCK GEORGE CLOONEY BERMUDA HORNCHURCH
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OUTPUT DC
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whotaughtyou 2 months ago
@whotaughtyou You're going to have to start making some sense or I'm putting you in a home....
myager2 2 months ago
CONCERT
whotaughtyou 3 months ago
WALTHAMSTOW LIBRARY LUCY SPRINZ
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whotaughtyou 3 months ago
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whotaughtyou 3 months ago
Would you please place your comments in the conservation column provide
citizenavatar 3 months ago
it's eleven twenty... this is on the hour.
swissnev 4 months ago
This should have 10 times as many views
happierthanyouandme 4 months ago
Fredie vincent is that the Met?.
joebstarsurfer 4 months ago
the line 'i can find my fingerprints all over my hands' just HAS to have been written by Stewart lee
12345l6789 10 months ago
anyone know where i can download these?
Booshie321 10 months ago
Apparently my fingerprints have been found uh, all over my hands.
Freshadeneu 1 year ago
Alan Partridge has definitely changed since then but I can't believe how long-lived his character is! He's got a life of his own!
dfoggin 1 year ago
"There's no pleasing these tossers, said a spokesman this morning. You clear the streets so they can unload their vans, and they turn around and crap in your face."
Legendary.
adamjc86 1 year ago
IAV: Inappropriate Arrival Velocity...
ettlz 1 year ago
we ask foreign minister douglas hurd if that is likely to happen: "No, I don't think that is likely to happen"
ffwoodycooks 1 year ago
Who pays for our cheese?
MrTriss83 1 year ago
Was it large?
myHEADisAtv 1 year ago
"On the Hour" at 20 past the hour. I wonder if that was on purpose...
LeadNinja07 2 years ago
mad genius. :)
Sanisaninja 2 years ago
The funniest man ever. End of.
Problembeing 2 years ago 4
Steve Coogan at 4:40 :)
soulofshiver 2 years ago
Anyone know the date this first aired?
panacea999 2 years ago
if its green, we"ll cover it!
bondobeez 2 years ago
"Don't catch a disease!" - good topical one
mblow1984 2 years ago 2
if u like this u should buy the gta games and listen to the chat radio stations. its greeat : )
MCshlthead 2 years ago
I really doubt that the chat radio in a game will match the wit and satirical genius of Chris Morris.
JudgeMetal 2 years ago 12
well its all made by comedians, probably not as well known as chris morris, but believe me some of it is genious.
stoneradam 2 years ago 3
agreed
stevenemuri 2 years ago
"Anorak tuesday under threat"
karmavictim98 2 years ago
More oxygen needed says France.
cmrules 2 years ago
Not one wasted word. Genius.
arnoldtoht 2 years ago
check out dr freddies track of choice..."better the devil you know" from kylie.. its very vague tho!!
raborian 2 years ago
what can one say... FUCKING LEGEND!!
raborian 2 years ago
Lionel 'guilty' Cosgrave...
for some reason those words have been stuck in my head for over 13 hours and I can't get them out, not even with a stick.
FistedByTrisha 2 years ago 3
"Apparently they found hmy blood all over policeman's fists and boots and apparently my fingerprints have been found all over my hands". It's brilliant!
karmavictim98 2 years ago 2
Agitated wasps.
SymonGatos 2 years ago
Odd to think the police chief in the interview wrote 'Closer'. Mmmm Natalie Portman.
stevebritgimp 3 years ago
a ball painted in green CAN be mistaken by many as a giant pea
lool
bu0sultan 3 years ago
this part has 22 thousand views, and the second part only has 4 thousand, people are idiots, they should watch it all
hunterthompson123 3 years ago 17
@hunterthompson123 Probably because most people then find and download the other parts..
TheDJAscend 5 months ago
@hunterthompson123 *Listen to
willscomix 4 months ago
@hunterthompson123 People are idiots that, people are idiots this...
VVVandegere 3 months ago
Ah man, I always laugh at "A man who in his own words cacks himself before the lord" and "I said she was 111! AHAHAHA! Serious tone of voice."
myHEADisAtv 3 years ago
What evidence had they got against you? "Well apparently they found my blood all over policemens fists and boots."
fukthecorrupt 3 years ago 5
Just the way they say 'on the hour' makes me laugh. Genius.
allanclare 3 years ago
impact absorbing trumpet sytem
zenbudhism 3 years ago 2
Enviornmental News -If it's green, we'll cover it.
Brilliant :D
angrytubby 3 years ago 2
...and they turn around and crap on your face
FoxDougan 3 years ago
House of Commons Ping Pong chamber
duncabbin 3 years ago 2
"My fingerprints had been found all over my hands"
holydave 3 years ago 4
Being right early is the same as being wrong = Chris Morris
Youtube evidence + internet = being Chris Morris right early is the same as being a pedictive genius.
Can't wait to see the new Islamic terrorist comedy ; those fuckers deserve a large amount of supportive western laughter.....
haldenver 4 years ago 2
I love the satire. Absolutely brilliant.
maxi85maxi 4 years ago
Was this the child which grew into 'The Day Today"?
It surely was.
youmeandsomeknives 4 years ago 5
ooh great upload!!
FraterO 4 years ago
Inappropiate arrival velocity!!! LOL!, feckin genius!
arid595 4 years ago
'I was charged with impersonating a chelsea pensioner'
clarkieundies 4 years ago
He cacks himself infront of the lord and I admire him for that...... F*cking quality.
avanzatotrxx 4 years ago
Hi. I need to get hold of mp3s of On The Hour and Why Bother? radio shows. Can anyone show me a website where I can download them or can anyone send me them?
Nice swan.
MrReindeer 4 years ago 2
cookdandbombd codot you kay
duncabbin 3 years ago
Chris Morris is funny as hell.
94Z69 4 years ago 2
"Who pays for our cheese?"
Genius.
martman53 4 years ago
Lee & Herring erased from history of this. Lee hates Marber, which is apparently reciprocated. Shame. Thanks for rare and superb clip.
Jeaneathean 4 years ago
Im doing a stephen fry, were in Brussels.. im eating chips and mayonaise...im on the edge..you found a blanket under the garage door, and im wearing an overcoat...and know one should approach me..and ill be back in a couple of weeks..and everythings fine,,,maybe were have a wedding in a couple of weeks...but im on the edge, stress that...
garford 4 years ago
Peep Show... Brilliant!
myager2 4 years ago 2
Jewish man's faith stolen in burglary!
Parsnip arrested on anti-terror charge!
MSimp2k6 4 years ago
Ha Ha...yes...
Infact he has more front than a cows got cunt!
groomus 4 years ago
chris morris is a twat. i love his balls. softy
lamolantern 4 years ago 2