Carlos Mencia Down To The Nitty Gritty Part 4

[peruvianandproud]

Why aren't you crying sir? because I read the book bitch! LMFAOOO

[Latabrine]

'' Did you hear ? Jesus rose from the dead. Holy shit hide the eggs !!!! Trick Jesus paint the eggs pink and purple , take out the yoak and put em' in confetti ...Oh and tell him eggs come from rabbits! (lol) why ? So he doesn't take the chicken's too ....LMFAO LOLLLLL

[Alexander1208]

this guy is fucking roller coaster he says shit that just shuts you the fuck up and then all of the sudden you cant stop laughing

[MrJster1997]

Holy shit not another ball. lmao!!!

[thatonedavid1]

6:40

[sixAdam22]

I'm catholic and a mexican decent too Carlos .. And yes we do have Jesus for dummies in our church.. And are The Only people that name our kids.. Jesus.. Lmao. Haven't met any other race that does this. Neither black nor white nor Asians..

[Lycan4]

"Holy shit, not another ball..."

[bob1988222]

funny thing is: peter never wrote a gospel!!!!!

[sashakid]

im sorry god doesnt exist bible is bullshit 1 theory called evolution is enough to prove bible is bullshit and so is religion ... and evolution is a FACT for the stupid fuckers like Calos Mencia... but he's damn funny XDDDD

[CaptainTrouillefou]

It IS possible to die of laughter when you watch Carlos Mencia! xD

[Gamer2Infinity]

I keep thinking that the mic will brake

[RedPaganPunk]

I love Carlos!!! Haha. "I, II, AI-AI-AI!" I laughed so hard I nearly puked xD

About the Easter 'egg' thing; it actually started as a Pagan festival honoring the goddess Eostre (I believe I spelled it right, sorry, I'm not old-fashioned). She was the goddess of fertility, ergo the eggs.

Just thought I'd share ^-^

[rennerrandy0]

yeah the midget stuff is hilarious....he's a great mime

[13ramosx8]

"Because I read the book bitch" roflmao

[SuperHalomaster123]

I would love to see this guy Be the Fucking President/Priminister, Yeah i said Priminister because I'm fucking Canadian, Deal Bitches XD

[RosieEbony]

He died on Friday! He comes back on Sunday! And that's why we hide the eggs!!!!

[krayzeejojo]

He's right! I've only gone to a few Walmarts in my lifetime, but I was barely able to keep a straight face while at the one in Apple Valley xD

[Doggieworld3]

@BarbWireRose350 Good story xD lol

[gamingnovice]

I love how this guy takes politically correct thinking and tears it to pieces.So refreshing makes you realize just how much BS we over tolerate in the west.

[narumaki09]

i could see him as a weather man

[TakerFan72]

7:27..lofl.

[GDTFO]

hes right about the hurricanes i live in Puerto Rico when hurricanes appear in the atlantic we get ready it doesn't matter if where not in the hit zone

[Doggieworld3]

Tornado alley BLUES CLUES!

[TakerFan72]

7:39-Ompahh Loompah..ROFLMMFAO!!!!!

[RADAGAST39]

jaaaaajajajaja... I II III ... AY.. AY AY .... AY AY AY ...jajajaajaj

[HollowHunterDevil]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! i never heard anyone re-arange a song like that!!! omm pa loompa um padi dump if you laughed a carlos fuck you fuck you. i was literally rolling on the floor laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ozuna101]

Who's peter lolz.???

[VideoGameMaster007]

Joe Rogan,the bitch that wines everyday about Carlos Mencia stealing jokes,can suck my dick big time.Not once has he made me laugh.This guy actually makes me laugh,not as much as my top 5 comedians but at least for me to say "he's funny".

[DIABLIYO13]

Hahahahah geezuzz

[Ba4oKolio]

I GOT HIT BY A TURNADUR AGAIN

[Doggieworld3]

@Ba4oKolio

Bowling Pin: BALL OH SHIT!

[Rockguitarhero462]

"Anybody in the middle, chingaaaaaa su madre." fuck i laughed so fukin much hah.

[ghasl1]

It's so funny how he just makes fun of religion

[BIAXlD3NT]

@ghasl1 yeah thats not the only funny thing in his comedy...

[michaelmarijuana]

The dislike bar is as big as Justin Biebers dick.

[Nectius]

What is he saying when he says "Chinga su madre"or something like that... Im not bilingual. :(

[teckwerks]

@Nectius "chingue a su madre" literally translate to "fuck your mother", but it's generally used to mean "motherfucker".

[Burori1]

Jesus for Dummies = The whole Bible. 8V

[Dreadwolf666]

To all of you ppl that are taking this the other way, you must remember that this is COMEDY... so sit back, listen and relax... its a good laughter...:)

[luisao519]

fav part never seen a mexican running like this la migra correle lmao!

[TheMorphem]

@luisao519 He has some German (and English) heritage but born in San Pedro Sula, Honduras, and his father is Mexican. So. alright he's legit in that but I know a lot comic have BEEF with this dude over alegedly stolen material.

[NickTerra1]

His rendition of the Oompa Loompa song gets funnier every time I hear it!

[xXDayveyannaXx]

...name our children JESUS....epic shit ...ahhh carloss u slay me lol

[MrSixFive]

Thanks for the numbers! Those 1,325 deaths could have been prevented by having a 'designated driver', as we all know driving drunk impairs ones ability...while the military deaths could have been avoided by NOTHING! It's ok for the U.S. gov't to say to a teenager, you can join the military, fight for your country and possibly die - before ever being able to drink a beer legally!

[Jubicreusa]

i didn't tell a joke yet, not about this... i told you truths and manipulated them to make it funny with my linguistic abilities

haha funny

[LMLR187]

i got to say that this version of the passion of the christ joke is better than the one in "no strings attached"

[LMLR187]

that move he does at 1:30 to 1:32 was both funny and somewhat cool

[KatanaKamisama]

The eggs and rabbits in Easter comes from the pagan fertility festival of Saturnalia, which the early church tried to overwrite with the celebration of the resurrection. Rabbits were used to represent fertility, and if you have to ask why? you're obviously not fucking Australian..

[nycpd75]

shit i need to watch this again but then i need to be HIGH

[nate31st]

I agree with Carlos its wrong that at the age of 18 you can go die in war but you're not old enough to drink a beer. I think if your not mature enough to drink then your not mature enough to go into the military.

[fallen4life080]

@nate31st i agree with the second thing you said but i disagree with carlos. Here's a quote from Robert Voas (US department of transportation)

"i not sure what going to war and being allowed to drink have in common, the military takes in youngsters because they are not yet fully developed and can be molded into soldiers. The 21 law is predicated on the fact that drinking is more dangerous for youth because they arent developed yet mentally and lack the experience to take risks"

[MrSixFive]

@fallen4life080 - Give me facts about how many deaths in the U.S. are under the age of 21, which are directly related to 'drinking/driving' and then give me facts about the # of deaths of U.S. troops under the age of 21...and then we'll talk. as for 21 law and what you quoted, my response would be "but a teenager over in Iraq or somewhere, carrying around a loaded, automatic M16 is MORE mentally developed then someone of equal age, kicking back in an bar/club having a Budweiser? Please!

[fallen4life080]

@MrSixFive

"In 2008, 12 percent of all drivers involved in fatal crashes were young drivers age 15 to 20 years old. More specifically, 5,864 15- to 20-year old drivers were involved in fatal crashes, including 2,739 driver fatalities." (Century council)

"As of August 2, 4,683 brave Americans have died in Iraq and Afghanistan since the launch of Operation Enduring Freedom (Afghanistan) on October 7, 200...Ages 18-21 -- 28.2% (1,325) of the deaths" (usmilitary.about)

5,864 : 1,325

[fallen4life080]

@MrSixFive but i really shouldn't be talking here, I'm the one who has to apologize, I'm not from the US, i guess my country doesn't worry about war or DUI's as much, but i wish you guys the best with that.

[SarItachi79]

I just noticed that he's wearing pink shoes. ALL HAIL MENCIA!!XDD

[ismaelsbaby]

LMAO go to walmart cuz God is funny

[ismaelsbaby]

he's cool but I don't like the derogatory words towards women but its hopeless so whatever

[TheIlde]

who is peter?

[geek352]

@TheIlde in reference to the book of peter in the bible, bcuz st. peter actually wrote the part of jesus being crucified

[ppppppporing]

@TheIlde lol i guess we know who the stupid person is

[bbym0nkeyx33]

I'm watching the movie watching the movie watching the movie. all of a sudden tap on the shoulder I ignore few minutes later tap on the shoulder I ignore few minutes later tap on the shoulder I go "what?" two ladies go "why aren't you crying sir?" ;\ "because I read the book, BITCH!" t(-_-) "Don't make me ruin the ending stupid whore"

NOT TODAY ROMANS X3!

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

fuck that getting tourtued by tea bag is tourture.

it was streight tourture son.

[lorenpaige09]

Women: Why aren't you crying?

Carlos: Because I read the Book, bitch. Don't make me ruin the ending, stupid whore.

[Syccout95]

yo man his head must hurt so muuch after his show he must have bounced the mic of his brainbasket like 87687591549651982451541529 times!

[jiwbink]

INCREDIBLE!!



[lgbm777]

Very, very, very funny !

[PyroJesusFreak]

8:51 LOL!!!!!

[AvengedbyWhiteChapel]

"Did you here Jesus rose from the dead." "Holy Shit hide the eggs!!!"

Cracked me up forever

[CrazySchool09]

"Not today, Romans!"

Freakin' genius!

[stylezNout]

how can you hate this guy funny as fuck

[caycaysmom]

This dude is hilarious!!

[tissetatten]

anyone know about the eggs?

I woud seriusly want to know anbout the eggs!

[Seriona]

@tissetatten It comes from the Pegan holiday that the Christians stole.

[vegagundam2]

@Seriona we didn't steal a pegan holiday, we stole pagan symbolism. the holiday we took was jewish.

[Seriona]

@vegagundam2 Negative, it is the spring equinox that the pegans declared.

The christians always taken pegan holidays and merge them into there own teachings so they could convert without using war.

[Lycan4]

@tissetatten They're supposed to symbolize fertility.

[Robin4ever1970]

personally, i think this man is somewhat more entertaining than George Lopez

[suckermc]

he the most arrogant comedian but i love him

[goodlife404]

hilarious

[93crazyeve]

the jokes he says are sooo funny but the shit he talks about is like real. it makes you think about shit thats really happenin

[sunnnyreys]

"He dies on Friday, comes back on Sunday and that's why we hide the eggs" haha!

[Mothaafrica]

carlos is pretty funny..but he spends half the show talkin bout how stupid people not gettin his jokes..he's not brilliant...

[irvyskirvy3bT]

he a genius of comedy

love this man!! no homo  lol

[xX3xc3ll3nc3Xx]

Dam carlos u just fucked up easter 4 a bunch of retards

[HauteDiva]

YES!! I love it!!

[Rat2Fat]

@HauteDiva he is the best ! :)))

[portugal0are0da0best]

carlos is legend

[tionlover]

victorville full of fuckin beaners

[ForeverLoveForHate]

Carlos is unbelievably funny and intelligent!!!! Never saw anyone like him!!!

Really epic...

[TheMorphem]

@ForeverLoveForHate He has some German (and English) heritage but born in San Pedro Sula, Honduras, and his father is Mexican. So. alright he's legit in that but I know a lot comic have BEEF with this dude over alegedly stolen material.

[ForeverLoveForHate]

@TheMorphem I wrote that comment 1 year ago...meanwhile I heard a lot about him. Also the "Ned" story.

I know, that he stole some things. That's not cool. But on the other hand his whole presentation freakin' rocks. He makes me laugh so hard. I think, that's what counts ;)

But thanks anyway...

[milkeatscereal]

@ForeverLoveForHate maybe you should suck his dick

[ForeverLoveForHate]

@milkeatscereal I've got a better idea! Maybe I should suck yours...'cause you're waaaaaaaaaay funnier. everyone can see that. Douche...Òó...

[iuly189]

@ForeverLoveForHate i like how he actually proves to stupid people they are stupid lol. He's really a comedian...he doesn't just have jokes, he has something in his head too, to make the jokes actually funny and give them sense and everything. That's rare...well done Carlos Mencia!

[LaughOrLeaveTV]

Epic. Thank you so much for uploading this.