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  • Damn, what a horse. I want one!

  • very nice dog,

  • the dogs actually saying..."if your drunk ass friends don't stop fucking wit me, i will bite them in the face!"

  • Is that a barking cow?

  • Dalmatian's print on a Dane's body lol

  • To one of the previous comments: there is nothing wrong with this Harl's muzzle, that is indeed how they look like, pink. I have a Harl and when I lived in FL everyone asked me why I don't put sunscreen on the muzzle, they thought he had a sunburn. Not at all. This is how they look like. Frankee looks the same up north with less sun. Danes are such goofballs, mine will do the same thing . Thanks for sharing.

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  • like your dane i have 4 danes one of my dane just had 13 puppys on 10/23/11

  • this dog is very over weight. he needs to be excercised a lot more.

  • @crzyhrsridrchik No he's not?! he's a great dane! he's supposed 2 be that size???

  • @GeorgiaC117 - Yes, those are BIG doggies. My Great Dane, Skyler, was 150 lbs - this guy looks bigger.

  • talk about a fierce bark

  • this is the fattiest dane i've ever seen

  • He's laughing!

    Dane: "So, three bitches walk into a bar..."

  • Absolutely Beautiful Dog.

  • Good bark, haha,, lovely dog lovely man, haha.. ;)

  • looks like a cow.. :D

  • @StAnger4u I was so close to posting a comment that said exactly that! haha luckily I read yours first so there's not multiple comments saying similar things.

  • Go Gators lol

  • what a show off!

  • that dog could eat that large man easily

  • Hahaha he runs up to the camera "hey! I'm on cameraaaaaa!"

  • Jesus.. thats one big ass dog! But cute none the less!

  • watching this video, my dane woke up, ran to the window.

  • BIG dogs ROCK!

  • He's very cute. Congratulations.

  • Allow me to translate ehem "Where is my sqeeky toy, I will kick some ass if I do not find it."

  • his mouth... looked so raw and hurtful. it's not, isn't it?

  • @goodtimechick not at all!

  • @goodtimechick

    It is a yeast infection hard to get rid of that Great Danes get, it is not painful but it itches real bad. My guess is this Dane has it on his feet too??? I forget the name of it, but it can only be cured by antibiotics and a spray they give you from the vet. My dog had it and it comes and goes.

  • @goodtimechick it means it's a young dog.

  • @goodtimechick nope

  • @goodtimechick a lot of harlequin danes have a naked face like this one. they just dont have hair, or if they do, its not much, around the mouth.

  • @goodtimechick a lot of harlequin danes have a naked face like this one. they just dont have hair, or if they do, its not much, around the mouth.

  • @goodtimechick its because of his white colour \o very normal

    

  • @goodtimechick hes just an ol' boy.. its what happens with age

  • being an owner of a great dane I can attest to the fact that those barks are loud! and somethings when in a space with an excellent echos danes just love to bark, I guess it is just like us humans who like to sing in the shower. Love the video and that you posted it for your friend.

  • Grew up with Harequin Great Dane

    Called Scuppers

    Love April

  • Some one give a pokeball because its that RARE COW DOG!

  • oh yeah tie die !! love the dane

  • Awwww he's soooo cute

  • Thank you for not cropping that beautiful dog's ears.

  • props for rockin tie die

  • @johnmiller323 Why thank you!

  • that thing looks like a cow

  • lol~! very talkative

  • lol~!

  • did you buy a cow or great dane? o.O

  • what a beautiful dane you have, such a teddy bear

  • Nice cow <3

  • Beautiful beast! Come see my dogs :)

  • Barking cow

  • I found this and I just smiled. My harlequin great dane passed away when he was just five years old. I know it sounds stupid, but he was my best friend. I used to share a bed with him, and let's just say I was better off sleeping on the floor most nights. Great danes are amazing pets, even if they are a little big. :)

  • it looks like a cow!

  • Do you have new car replacement? Dog says no.

  • Wow it's a cow dog...lol

  • That's not a dog, that's a cow!! :))

  • Bahaha.. this is very funny! My father was a registered Dane breeder with AKC and CKC for many years! This is typical Dane behavior! they love to talk..The funniest, is when they 'sing', which is also typical!! lol all bark and no bite for these guys!  For the other commenters here, we had a male that was 35 inches at the shoulder and was topping 200 lbs, he looks loved & taken care of, Im sure the owner and their Veterinarian have everything under control!!! beautiful dog!!

  • @yeschet Not exactly happy, cutting 1/3 of his weight in 3 years is not healthy. He seems to be about 33-34 inch's at the withers (rough estimate) which is a fairly average size male Dane, I would project 150-160 for a medium built dane, 130 would definitely be too skinny. Apparently your friend has not had much experience with animals if he could make a dog cut 70 pounds in 3 years and be happy with himself, that should be a time for the pound to intervene but I'm sure he loves his dog.

  • Your friend's dog is very over weight. I'm sure you don't care but you should tell him to try and knock a few pounds off, I would say down to 185 max for health reasons.

  • looks like a damn cow!!!but in a good way

  • It's huge! Wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of that thing!

    And he doesn't look too fat or skinny!

  • dont piss off big dogs. have a 100 pound+ saint bernard, when she does not want to move, or gets pissed, (very rarely), watch out. cant imagine a dog twice the size of her

  • Are they calling this Dane fat or something? To me she doesn't strike me as fat. Hey my mom had a Chihuahua that weigh nearly 30lbs. We all told my mom she was going to die for 14 years.

  • Honestly, she looks healthy. Sure shes got some extra meat on her bones but its better than being so skinny you can see her bones. Our great dane was the runt, and because of that its hard for him to put on weight.

    I'd just watch out for when she gets older and her joints start to go a little faster.

    Oh, beautiful dog btw. Great Danes ftw.

  • That big barking monster would freak me out if it wasn't so damned adorable!

  • Dog; Shut the fuck up!... you hear me?... you shut the fuck up!

  • @yeschet

    Dogs are always fun. Friend of mine had a Great Dane, similar in colour to that one(the dog, sadly, passed away recently, lovely dog, always fun.  I've no idea what these people are bitching about, the dog obviously knows its a game. Should you see the little bugger again pat him once for me.

  • Dogs like 'hey you with the camera, you are the root of this meow meow business, quit it!!' ha

  • haha my dane never shuts the hell up is this common??

  • @azfryguy Its just about the same for any dog. You have to teach them when they're a puppy not to park at everything in order to keep it under control.

  • Guy: "Meow..."

    Dog: "SILENCE I KEEL YOU!"

  • at a distance he would look like a small caw

  • That's not a dog, thats a cow! but he's so cute! (:

  • i smell food give me some give me some

  • aaaaaw it has blue eyes ^---^ dnt like the skin hanging from its mouth thoe lol

  • wow dark just been burnt lol XD cute dog btw :]

  • that is a thicker great dane than others tho

  • i enjoyed the video - i love great danes,,,, and these people on your case are ignorant. i think some youtubbers just go on to vent at other people cuz they are such miserable people with nothing nice to say to anyone.

  • Theres a barking cow in the house lol.cool dog

  • That's a biiiiiiiig puppy.

    *would have pissed pants if a dog THAT big was barking at ME* O.o

  • "I heard a CAT!" "Where's the cat!?" "Where's he at!?" "Show me the cat!" "Where's the cat!?" "I'll kill a cat!!" funny stuff. big dog.

  • What was he so grumpy about?

  • @lironess I was making cat noises

  • the all state guy on the tv made my day i laughd soo hard

  • The Great Dane still has a defined waste, in at the sides and up from underneath. It is always better to have a few extra pounds than have a few pounds underweight. I say leave it to the vet. I still don't see and FAT on that dog. I think he is beautiful.

  • Uhm... The dane isn't that fat. I mean, he just looks a bit more chubby than show dogs...

  • u should give him slightly less food, cause he is a little too fat

  • u should give him slightly less food, cause he is a little too fat

  • @Mikesheesh the human or the dog?

  • @DarkRebelCafe I'm the chubby human. I approved this comment because I'm sure you'll follow up by posting a picture of yourself so that we can all see you for the perfect human that you are, and post our comments as such. I look forward to marveling at your awesomeness.

  • @yeschet wow, u respond to things greatly... i would call him a jack ass XD

  • @yeschet

    very nice way of responding to that comment, i am also looking forward to darkrevelcafe's picture also ;)

  • @yeschet  What a beautiful dog, how old is he

  • @robbo1911 I think he was seven when this was taken.

  • @yeschet lol

  • @yeschet ha,ha,great answer,nowadays it seems like we all should look like brad pit or tom cruise ,and the ladies like angelina jolie .

  • @mitsupitsu44 Thanks. I'm still waiting for people that made fun of us to upload videos of themselves so we can see how much more perfect they are than me.

  • @yeschet ,ha,ha,but i have that feeling you can wait forever...seriously though,nowadays people seem to judge another person only on looks,and not so much on character...and that is wrong in my opinion.

  • Don't bring a cow into the house!

  • Ok so the real question is this. your a Georgia Fan. WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with the damn team this year. Richt is gone i bet he cant beat Vandy. they have looked like total shit. I have been coming up with a Tshirt idea, That says real georgia bulldog fans have to say roll tide. Because we hate Auburn and Florida, and who else would we pull for in the SEC but Bama. Sigh Richt has not done dick since 2005. Bama Florida reload and we rebuild every year . Sorry to vent but i think you get it UGHHH

  • @chimiechew I have no idea what gave you the idea I was a Georgia fan, but I am glad you got that out of your system.

  • @yeschet TY lol i needed to vent, was that the one year Georgia won lol they are so few and far between

  • @yeschet All they heard was "woof woof" and just assumed that you were one of them. Typical!

  • cute cow ;3

  • dont think that dog is big enough

  • Never saw a cow bark that loud...wait, that's a dog?!

  • My dog does that too when im video taping her XD

    guess they dont like to be stalked haha

  • that is one ugly dog! and that bark, it would drive me nuts.

  • Beautiful dog! I love Great Danes--years ago, I had the pleasure of having one. Her name was Trudy. She loved almost everybody! We had to put her down at 7 yrs old because kidney failure. Seeing these videos makes me wanna find another as special as she was!

  • cuz he's a dog fan stuck in florida

  • hey it's heath ledger!

  • That has to be one of the ugliest great danes ive ever seen lol Still a great dog though :)

  • all this guy is doing is making cat noises and come on dogs dont like cats so he is gonna bark but u can see he is a softy

  • toward the end when that guy tries to intervene it almost as if the dog says no man, i got this

  • @DairyMilkNanyPuncher haha yeah i imagined him saying that too

  • Haha! He's a beaut, and he's definitely trying to tell you something.

  • even the dog is tired of the endless car insurance ads on tv

  • @codypal55 nice

  • Yeah you don't screw around with these dogs, they will fuck you up!! LOL

  • Shave that handlebar off

  • @ampowelly I had grown and then shaved it that way for that weekend (Halloween). It was gone the next day due to your predicted protest.

  • @ampowelly

    Screw that, start charging for mustache rides!

  • @ampowelly judgemental bigot.

  • Poor thing its like hes trying to tell him something or for them to come follow him but there just sitting there and laughing at him :(

  • he is like "turn of the camera!!!!" xD cuuute

  • There is no way that dog is 200 pounds, im a breeder of great danes and he's not euro, a bit overweight..he prolly weighs in about 170-180. which is a good size, but 200 is rare for a dane. btw, he's dominant over your friend..which sucks for your friend lol.

  • @vodyannoi how do u know that he's dominant?? just as a matter of curiosity

  • the dog looks fine

  • hahaha my GD does that hahahaha

  • i love the cow

  • are you sure its not a cow?

  • Great danes hate commercials,

  • My Dane is a Mantle exactly the same weight and is 39inch. My Dane has Hypothyroidism and is a fat dog because the pills, he is allergic to.

  • it looks like a cow rofl....

  • it looks like a cow =D

  • @daveswitch22 and eats like a horse

  • Great Dane: "Yes yes, hello? Camera guy? I'd like to lodge a complaint with Youtube."

  • didn't he like the game either?

  • Hey, he's cow colored lol. You should put him on a farm so when people drive by they think he's a skinny cow lol. I love dogs and yours sure is cute.

  • I had a great dane, all black, 1 white toe. his name was black jack, died of cancer at the age of 4 :(

  • moooooooooooooooo  im a dog and cow mostly com mooooooooooooooo get out my way

  • be funny if it latched onto his face

  • im getting a great dane mixed with a neapolitan mastiff so i think im gonna have to train it very well but this dog is sooo cute.<3

  • Wow. that dog looks friggen scary

  • Why is his mounth so pink?

  • I think because he ate a lot of pink pussy?!

  • to bad they don't live so long

  • They can live quite a long life, up to 14 years, if taken care of properly.

  • @Dallasboy678 the smaller ones tend to live longer, or so it seems. I've had one that died at 5 (genetic heart problem) and I've had one that lived to be 12.

  • omg i want one

  • cool dog but you dont mess with my 200 lb presa canario

  • Cool dogs the presa canario but don't mess with my guns.

  • He is sooo beautiful. I always wished I could have him. Is he part Euro?

  • @iAmSaralyn I don't believe so

  • I thinks so either he is part Euro or he is a really off standard of a american line dane.

  • My Great Dane, Justice, is barking like mad at this video! XD

  • I wish all of you Dane nutrition experts could meet in a Thunderdome type environment and have a once-and-for-all fight as to whether Domino is too fat or too skinny. I think the owner will stick to physical exams by a vet and not the opinion of folks who have only seen a fuzzy Youtube video.

  • @yeschet ...I'm a (human) nutritionist, and I know only a few points about canine nutrition...I used to have a (male) brindle Dane many years ago, and his dinner consisted of a layer of kibble plus 4 regular-sized cans of dog food (and I imagine he could have eaten more)...I have never heard any other Dane dinner examples (e.g., amounts), but - even as a "runt of the litter" (maybe 30-32" at the shoulder) - I feel that he had an average (weight) appearance...how much does your dog eat?

  • @davss5 Not my dog; but your answered is buried in a previous post here somewhere

  • @yeschet there's no way their vets opinion is any different, if course if they don't take that advice they won't take anyone elses. You would think they would, as we have so little time with our danes as it is. That dog is quite overweight, it's a shame.. he's beautiful, being so large they have enough stress on their joints and are so prone to joint diseases. it's just cruel to put more stress on them. They should have a waist and 2 ribs showing, the video isn't that 'fuzzy'.

  • @yeschet It is insane that this is one of the only breeds this happens with. There really are dane crazy people who only want to ruin a video by slapping someone elses hand about the way they raise their dog.

  • He's 200ilbs because he's really, really overweight. That poor dog is far too fat. You should be able to feel all of your dog's ribs without pressing hard, even see the last couple. Thar poor dog probably feels sick all the time.

  • a cow

  • DID HE DEAD?

    GO GATORS!

  • my goodness this dog sounds like a car revving

  • I like how he gets up in your face and barks like "HEY! Pay attention to me!!!"

  • It's sort of funny how people had to watch home video shows on TV to get this sort of entertainment, and now we have Youtube. :D

  • @Mikraken23 ....and it is commercial free!

  • Big doggy!!!! :D

  • He's just making conversation - socialising a bit, just with the wrong species. He's lovely.

  • That is a cow dog. hahah he is adorable!!!! <3

  • Anyone seen my cat?

  • GO DAWGS!