Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
I try not to be shallow and be a pretty open minded person but if I showed this video to someone and they didn't enjoy it, it's hard to believe our friendship would be the same after that.
@PittsburghMick Ehh, I show my friends videos that I find funny all the time. Most they don't like, but it does nothing bad to our friendship. They show me vids I don't like all the time too. Just gotta have that true friendship I guess ^-^
I remember when i was younger and staying up to watch adult swim and thinking to myself, why the hell is this funny. Now. I think back and say this show was way ahead of it's time. Either this is hilarious or my brain has lost too many cells... I don't know anymore. I just know Tim and Eric make me laugh.
Download Firefox [best browser]. Go to Firefox main site and download the Ad-Blocker addon. I can actually watch all of the T&A clips because I have this. NO ADS AT ALL.
oh boy oh boy oh bbbbboyboy
YellowBoySwaggg 8 hours ago in playlist Season 2
1:45 ... I don't think the shirt is David sir
TheBradcake 17 hours ago in playlist Season 2
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
TheLastSliceOfPie 2 days ago
Shut UP, you idiot.
ac1dman 2 days ago
Brilliant actors. Fuck hollywood for not hiring this guy. Oh wait I forgot SHIT MOVIES COME FROM HOLLYWOOD.
CounterNerd 4 days ago
Great job!
zildjiandrummer1 4 days ago
and over here, this is... Maize
Atza56 6 days ago
the name of the movie is "crystal shyps" lololol
kowalityjesus 1 week ago in playlist awesome show, great job
1:30 - 1:32 for shut up you dumb idiot
100Milestailsprowers 1 week ago
Lol that's tim on the phone, right?
SCAR416 1 week ago
@SCAR416 Nah, thats his brother, David
Vathane 6 days ago
@SCAR416 yes that is tim on the phone.
DsKillSmith 5 days ago
OH BOY
kiba2447 1 week ago
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Did anyone else see the expression Glen made after David said "you shut up you dumb idiot" LOL
Eospag 1 week ago
Space Ghost: Coast to Coast.
GojiraKenshin 1 week ago
"You shut up, you dumb idiot"
tehbaker1337 1 week ago 3
"I really wanted that to get in there".
NeverSTFUproductions 2 weeks ago
I think he works with jimmy fallon now. Funny dude.
U3X6785 2 weeks ago
Crystal Shyps is the best.
holt2k 3 weeks ago 2
David Tennis is my uncle and he's really cool
theamazingempiricist 3 weeks ago
Ya need a long enough knuckle...
theweirdguy1992 3 weeks ago
Great job
fresca9990211 4 weeks ago
Glen Tennis. Lol.
thephan26 1 month ago
simply tremendous.
lyonjb113 1 month ago
Your a waste
bangbangshotmedown2 1 month ago
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can someone explain this comment please? "1:25 Should've had 'em bronzed"
2palry 1 month ago
Tim and Eric: founders of youtube poop.
animegangsta69 1 month ago 19
i watched this with my grama on chrimbus and she cried with laughter. great job!
itsPLURbitch 1 month ago 2
Fools gold: Not for sale. Also not cheap.
Ronton3019 1 month ago
I DON'T HAVE A JOB WITH THE STATE!
nbdbradyp 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
same guy on the phone
wywywy5 1 month ago in playlist Season 2
You're a waste!
TheKrullmaster 1 month ago
The fools gold part cracks me up every time! And when he says "Knuckle!"
nbdbradyp 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
that's fools gold
skylitcemetery 1 month ago
"no its also fact"
goucla562 1 month ago
Revolutionary, they remixed their own video before it even finished; THIS IS THE FUTURE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
harrisonhatton 1 month ago
Space Course: Horse to Horse
Shmeepazoid 1 month ago 3
-___- love themmmm!
mdorcy16 1 month ago
Then ending blew my mind!
guyoutput 1 month ago
How can I get some off that fools gold.
LaxRatBra 1 month ago
REALLY? THE AD BUFFERED!!?!?!?! WTF
icommentu87 1 month ago in playlist Tim and Eric
I've probably watched this video more than 50 times.
jinzonight2 1 month ago
definitively one of my favorite videos from tim and eric
666chupacabra 1 month ago
The way this segment ends could give someone a nosebleed.
endjanuary 1 month ago
Just watched Role Models and realized this guy is the goofy ass camp counselor guy hahaha
mikehouse357 2 months ago
Lol I've seen some guy get angry on one of these teleshopping programs.
C3lticlord 2 months ago
You're a waste. You're a waste.
skylitcemetery 2 months ago
"you shut up you dumb idiot..."
gooodhuntan 2 months ago in playlist Season 2
Glenn Tennis is so hot right now!
astearns1975 2 months ago
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You shut up you dumb idiot.
stevensonbak 2 months ago
You shut up you dumb idiot.
zachatthec 2 months ago 3
You shut up you dumb idiot
inrussiatubeviewsyou 2 months ago
Tuuuurtle turtle turtle turtle!
Xenomorphism 2 months ago
its also fact
abr0hamlincon 2 months ago
space course horse to horse
Maggotsicgod 2 months ago
''nobody wants to buy that stupid shit' from that horrible movie you made''
lmao
bangbangshotmedown2 2 months ago
FINALLY adult swim realised that it was retarded to block UK viewers from the main channel when their UK one had most of the same content anyway.
So I can watch this wonderful video without using a proxy.
Every single day, I will look at Glen Tennis. <3
pentherapy 2 months ago 4
You dumb idiot
HanzSygnal 2 months ago
Damn, I need to get myself some fools gold.
thewetflarp 2 months ago
Damn, I need to get myself some fools gold.
thewetflarp 2 months ago
long enough knuckles. rofl
blackvolgan 2 months ago
I was just messin with ya dude
BippyLips 2 months ago
lol
xClyded 2 months ago
genius. hardest ive ever laughed
Epitechnopathetic 3 months ago
YOU SHUT UP.
smarty358 3 months ago
Does anyone want to see the movie "CRYSTAL SHYPS" and buy some of his merchandise?
CrazedNovaProduction 3 months ago
Hoo boy at 1:57.
insertclichename 3 months ago
youuu shutup you dumb idiot
Pearcubes 3 months ago 2
Fulls guld. That's Fulls guld
cexxcellz 3 months ago 21
@cexxcellz You do know it's Fool's gold right?
DoughyBaby217 2 days ago
@DoughyBaby217 He knows, it's just good-natured ribbing.
jamesam0s 2 days ago
@jamesam0s lol
DoughyBaby217 10 hours ago
@DoughyBaby217 It's a joke, you waste.
Tokopol 1 day ago
@Tokopol Umad troll?
DoughyBaby217 10 hours ago
@DoughyBaby217 You shut up, you dumb idiot. I can be one or the other, not both.
Tokopol 9 hours ago
@Tokopol Cool your jets man, it's just good-natured ribbing!
jamesam0s 1 hour ago
Y'blew it.
eszettfromhell 3 months ago
DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!
teemell19 3 months ago
Turtle!!!!
TheCycadsAreAudible 3 months ago
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You shut up you dumb idiot.
destructionman1 3 months ago
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YOU SHUT UP YOU DUMB IDIOT!!
steveman03 3 months ago
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"YOU SHUT UP YOU DUMB IDIOT!"
StewartLucrative 3 months ago
Turtle!
puzzle247365 3 months ago
6 people are from Springerton.
doclumiz1 3 months ago
If the Home Shopping Network is more like this, I would watch it more often.......For your health! :)
Beartallica86 3 months ago 2
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Hey my name is Patrick Withrow and I started my comedy career October 26th 2011 check out my first stand up it will mean a lot to me!
ProComedy05 3 months ago
This video desperately needs more Grum.
holt2k 3 months ago 3
1:46 when the dude yells "David" like a girl = made my day.
waldomademedoit 4 months ago in playlist Season 2
I don't even have to do drugs, this show does them for me.
Ostnizdasht206 4 months ago
Tim and Eric should make a "Crystal Ships" special
McDildy 4 months ago
could totally see him in an Andy Griffith remake as Barny Fife
Dobermantheladiesman 4 months ago
1:25 Should've had 'em bronzed
blackerthanebony100 4 months ago 30
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Crystal Shyps is my favorite film
Zanneth 4 months ago
Space course, horse to horse.
dirtydane123 4 months ago 2
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Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
I try not to be shallow and be a pretty open minded person but if I showed this video to someone and they didn't enjoy it, it's hard to believe our friendship would be the same after that.
PittsburghMick 4 months ago 66
@PittsburghMick Ehh, I show my friends videos that I find funny all the time. Most they don't like, but it does nothing bad to our friendship. They show me vids I don't like all the time too. Just gotta have that true friendship I guess ^-^
Vessoland 4 months ago
i wanna hear tim and eric do dubstep. if you listen to all their "songs" they edit on the show they sound similar to that of dubstep
indyman1223 4 months ago
@indyman1223 go fuck yourself....
JavaSpitLava 4 months ago
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indyman1223 4 months ago
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@JavaSpitLava lolwut????
indyman1223 4 months ago
2:03 was the best part.
halieoviao 4 months ago in playlist Season 2
I don't have a job with the state!
uhohitsbrendan 4 months ago
id watch space course: Horse to horse
bigdenn93 4 months ago
I cried at the end of this.
aayers575 4 months ago in playlist Season 2
lol he just sits there and takes it
Shintroy 4 months ago in playlist Season 2
That shirts name was David.
TheTrevonn 4 months ago
WHAT????
iSupportUnderground 4 months ago
you're a waste. I always laugh at that part.
franzchick66 4 months ago in playlist Season 2 4
Now thats fool's gold.
Catvore 4 months ago in playlist More videos from adultswim
Just good natured ribbing.
ShujinkoBlack 4 months ago
That was great.
rrbrown813 4 months ago
This is my favorite t&e skit and I don't know why...
alajeff 4 months ago
AD Miles is hilarious, he should be in more stuff.
Zzyxzaa 4 months ago
Download Adblock plus for firefox.. i haven't watched a youtube ad in 2 years
01MGMT 4 months ago in playlist Season 2
AD freaking miles!
OnTheBlocksMedia 4 months ago
i'd buy those things he's a good salesman
SuperSaiyan4Jared 5 months ago
Me me, I'm a broach man!
JerFhilm 5 months ago
Dammit David, you blew it.
warlord90210 5 months ago in playlist Season 2
how did tim and eric get their show on tv....fucking epic.
gerryh84 5 months ago
@gerryh84 Because Tom Goes to the Mayor was such a hit... and agreed.
bigpyro1618 4 months ago
i gotta hit up the space course one of these days.
Serpmusic 5 months ago
NO its also FACT...
YEW SHUDDUP U DUM IDIOT.
FiragunRaive 5 months ago
5 people don't have long enough knuckles.
Deviant1XD 5 months ago 37
@Deviant1XD your a funny ass dude.
TheDavemaster300 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
HOO BOY
therealweejesus 5 months ago
i love tim and eric, but how does this get televised?
Imonfire123 5 months ago 6
I would've bought that broach...
booboowilson10101 5 months ago in playlist Season 2
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO NOW DAVIIID!
House3211 5 months ago
I remember when i was younger and staying up to watch adult swim and thinking to myself, why the hell is this funny. Now. I think back and say this show was way ahead of it's time. Either this is hilarious or my brain has lost too many cells... I don't know anymore. I just know Tim and Eric make me laugh.
LStylz 5 months ago
before directing crystal shyps, he was a cook at an American summer camp
billyhay 6 months ago
0:36 - "Dial 2 for Item #33901"
Hahahahahaha that was the Fools Gold
XxCHAROWSKYxX 6 months ago
Holy shit! never ending pasta bowls at olive garden?!?!? sounds like never ending diarrhea...
firejunkmonkey 6 months ago
one of the best clips from tim and eric- genius- great job!
2003christoff2003 6 months ago
space course horse to horse yeeeeeeee
SaucyMcSaucer 6 months ago
5 people are named david
kkzapora 6 months ago
oh boy
MultiWOWFTW 6 months ago
*Smacks shirt* DAVIDDDDDDDD!
mikehouse357 6 months ago
<--
mkshujinko 6 months ago
I came here just for the last 20 seconds.
pizzamanopenup 6 months ago
I was just messin' with ya dude...
samantonio 6 months ago 2
you shut up u dumb idiot
flapjack012 7 months ago
I'd watch Space Course Horse to Horse
hardythomasj 7 months ago 24
That's just good-natured Ribbing.
SpellingErrur 7 months ago
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Get a real job!
MrGerolf 7 months ago
lmao i love 1:32 XD
rebelpride41 7 months ago
you're a waste.
MicahTW9 7 months ago
what did he plan to do with the cap?
slaaargh 8 months ago
Long enough knuckle.
XBreadXHarrityX 8 months ago 5
oh boy oh boy oh bbbbb boy boy oh boy oh oh boy oh boy boy boy oh boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
iwentontheinTURnet 8 months ago 2
And this is a piece of foooools gold
mackles 8 months ago
FOOZ GAUL!
ooDirtyMickoo 8 months ago
Yer A Waste...
SolvingOurKreation 8 months ago
dumb idiot. somethings wrong there. hmmm...
mattehISme 8 months ago
Wow I can't even put this in to words.......lololollololololol !!!
TheDavemaster300 9 months ago
Space Course: Horse to Horse
TheFoReoDeo 9 months ago 4
Just noticed that Tim does the voice of David?
HatOfWisdom 9 months ago
I just noticed how sweet that finger broach looks. Damn.
StraightCamp 9 months ago 2
ahhh boy!
felatioable 9 months ago
oh hey its glen tennis
MrSantiagoandDunbar 9 months ago
I do have a real job, David!
ThePruneBrothers 9 months ago
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i know! i get it!
TheWeinerdrizzler 10 months ago
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No, its also a FACT!
DeadIn7Seconds 10 months ago
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tims voice on the phone
Rollabobin 10 months ago
thumbs up if clicking 0:01 doesn't skip ads anymore(:
ryantylerMachete 10 months ago
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OH BOY!
shonnh1 10 months ago
haaaaaa!!! he has a fit
haseosango 10 months ago
yep... my life is ruined...
Hippiemoose911 10 months ago
Download Firefox [best browser]. Go to Firefox main site and download the Ad-Blocker addon. I can actually watch all of the T&A clips because I have this. NO ADS AT ALL.
AKerch13 10 months ago
was the ending part for to tweak off some weed. cause that part jus tweaked me the fuck out.
DavidB05 11 months ago
Four people who disliked are a waste, an asshole.
MochizMuM 11 months ago
Oh boy!...
AlecThePerin 11 months ago
1:07 - 1:18 takes ten seconds from him cracking up to screaming haha
Thechinesechicken2 11 months ago
Space Course... horse to horse!!
conorcrawford 11 months ago
That is fool's gold and that is.... NOT for sale
conorcrawford 11 months ago 3