Joe Rogan tells the truth about Dr. Phil

[slizzledngf]

Why is Justin Bieber working out in the suggestion box of all these videos? can someone please tell me how that's related.

[Chromebedazzeling]

AHAHAHAH ! YES!

[MMODoubter]

"Don't take advice from a guy you don't want to fuck."

Sorry, Dad.

[8Recon8]

LOOOOL

[sup3rskrull]

so true

[Lokeydin]

Well when he says you don't take relationship advice from someone that you wouldn't fuck is way off, you want advice from people with experience who have SUCCEEDED in having a stable relationship.

Older people who you wouldn't wanna fuck are great people to listen too.

I'm not a Dr Phil fan lol

[TheVariableConstant]

@Lokeydin Yeah man, you're spot on. Sex and taking advice have nothing in common, t'was such a bad analogy. This guy in the video is a true comedian. He even fails at logic. You can't really blame him, sex sells thus he is appealing to the consciousness of the flocks who can't think for themselves.

[catella10]

I wear a nice tie mmmkayyy

[jsly890]

dr phil is a smug asshole i hope he reads this

[trex457]

what a moron/

[datzfast]

dr phil is comedy, that is why this is funny

[hypnotizerequiem]

I would of Elvis-ed that TV!

[187RailroadBull]

Elvis TV shooting scene was on the Simpsons

[illfigja]

JESUS DIDN'T TAP!

[lewallen86]

lol elvised that tv

[razorpayne13]

are people really going to take life advice from Joe Rogan???.... he isn't even funny...

[SoulSnatchaz]

@razorpayne13 what if people think hes funny AND he ends up being right about whatever advice he gave that day? I guess they would be doing fine then & it just MIGHT make you look like a jackass.

[AgentGlaze]

@razorpayne13 I don't like his stand up much either but he says a lot of clever things on his podcast.

[razorpayne13]

@AgentGlaze i agree...he should be a teacher or something...lol

[TheDrunkwraith]

@razorpayne13 He really wouldn't do a bad job if he enjoyed it lol. He wouldn't be afraid to tell the truth and as soon as somebody starts being an asshole they get cussed out lol. At least in highschool anyways. You could never put this man in charge of a class of 2nd graders lol.

[belladonna1999]

@razorpayne13 I so agree

[MrMinimalhead]

joe is a legend

[soukupb]

Damn lol I about spit my gatorade all over the place xD

[rsx123]

LOL

[09heatherlyn]

Oh my fucking god hahahahahaha

[bigdingding77]

lol his impersonation is tits on the money.

[obglobgablob]

Didn't Dr Phil also release a book on dieting and healthy living, too? I believe it was a point of contention because of the obvious fact that a big fat guy is giving people advice on healthy living.

[thricepudding]

lol he sounds exactly like dr phil

[sYnerGyZniGmA]

joe is spot-on about that suit-wearing asshole

[XxTHATMEXICANKIDDxX]

his dr phil impression sounds like Mr mackey from south park

[PindakaasXX]

@XxTHATMEXICANKIDDxX owkuuy

[Lius525]

@XxTHATMEXICANKIDDxX mmmkay

[kronker]

The first time I saw this was on Spike TV I believe and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to die. I missed a lot of the special because I had to leave the room to breathe.

Would've been the best death ever!

[superrussianbros2]

can someone please let me know what episode of DR. phil that was

[REVOLTbydesign]

joe roger has admitted he i apart of the problem in this country. kid you not. He woke up and had a realization of his actions. Dr. Phil is a stupid punk. I dont trust legal pushers. Especially people like him with corporate interests. Dr. PHIL says stupid un-factual shit all the time.

[gurvirj95v2]

@REVOLTbydesign whos joe roger?

[REVOLTbydesign]

@gurvirj95v2 rogan...

[bondigolden]

Another (I've done nothing) loser slagging off at successful people.

BTW

IF you freeze the video at 19 seconds, it looks like he has a penis for a head.

[TheUFCnetwork]

@bondigolden Do nothing besides commentate for the biggest MMA organization on the planet, tour the country doing comedy, holds a third degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do, has done voice acting for films as well as hosts fear factor. And is the owner of one of the most popular podcasts on the internet.

[bondigolden]

@TheUFCnetwork

How S.A.D. that America has declined to such a gutter snipping level if what you say is true.

People who display overt Machismo and Bravado are generally found to be exceedingly insecure. (Tae kwon do and fear factor would cover these aspects)

When these people then start denigrating others, it shows a latent Bullying aspect.

The number of people Dr Phil has helped would be measured in the 10s of thousands. Your guy however, is simply a destroyer, as any moron can do.

[420thegangjalover905]

@bondigolden it was a comedy act im pretty sure and the guy does say some stupid shit backed up by real evidence like come on how is masterbating as bad as cheating :S lmao and joe talks about y he started taking martial arts lol and fear factor hes a stoner that shit is jokes when ur chewed ,also its cool watching the extent people will go for some paper lol

[TheJacobhoward56]

This is bad comedy

[emericaordie15]

LOL

[LearningAsIGo80]

Most people that make it in the entertainment business are flat out liars and con men like Dr. Phil and Joe Rogan.

[420thegangjalover905]

have u even listen to joe rogan ?? obviously not lmfaoooooo

[LearningAsIGo80]

@420thegangjalover905 Oh course I have and he is in the entertainment industry therefore I don't trust him.

[LearningAsIGo80]

I honestly don't see Dr. Phil any differently then Joe Rogan. I mean Rogan promoted the same slop on television as Dr. Phil. Rogan has even said on numerous occasions that dumb people deserve to be lied to. So I wonder what he thinks of his audience. He even got a radio show because of that conspiracy theorist fear monger Alex Jones.

[obglobgablob]

"Masturbation is as bad as cheating"? What a load of shit. Anybody who follows that fat retard's advice deserves to be miserable.

[NintenDawg641]

lik dis if you cry evrtim...

[wolfmoon2682]

THANK YOU JOE! i have called this bastard a fake trashball for years!

[CptBork]

Pretty ironic too that Rogan's talking about Dr. Phil's advice on relationships. Dr. Phil lost his license to practice as a registered psychologist precisely because he was accused of having an inappropriate relationship with one of his clients, and he never fulfilled the terms required to get it reinstated. Being friends with Oprah goes a long way in the TV business, sadly :(

[sirunlalala]

Joe Rogan is the new George Carlin

[TheLockon00]

@sirunlalala Well, let's not go that far.

[Antiks72]

But bitches do want to fuck him because he's a millionaire.

[archangul]

If i had a gun in my hand i would've Elvised that T.V.

[CBoavida]

That Dr Phil advice was real? I didnt see that episode. There goes my belief in his bullshit.

[madskrillz2]

Hahah "I ain't runnin after nobody."

[demonfelix]

Fuck "Dr." Phil. Check out his dubious background...Google it.

[dmed312]

what episode of dr phil is he talking about? I want to see it.

[metalhead6695]

best impression

[UFCandWWEAddict]

Ladies listen to me Don't u ever take relationshp advice from a guy you don't wanna fuck

[ProtectYaNeck22]

b my friend, dont u like my tie?

[cherrywood80]

oh man! love joe so much. i wish everyone could watch this shit.

[5UGO1]

Elvis?

[madeofflesh]

Elvis is apparently notorious for shooting his television set with a revolver. I don't know the full story. Google it, or something.

[Dsizzle8703]

well basically he just liked to shoot everything. tv's were common. and yeah i googled that lol

[chibblywubbly]

@madeofflesh Yeah Robert Goulet was on there and he shot it and said "That'll be enough of that shit."

[TheMercilessEye]

@madeofflesh Didn't Hunter Thompson do the same thing when Ford handed Nixon a full pardon...?

[yoshiguy123]

@madeofflesh That's pretty much the full story. It's not like he had a falling out with the t'v set or something lol.