The Crappiest Halloween Candy That I Got

[mvilla1998]

press 4 for oatmeal

[xzero0100]

decroded

[earthrose93]

OH BOY BANANA BREAD OATMEAL ARNT THEY LUCKY I BET THERES ALOT OF KIDS WHO EGGED AND TPEED THERE HOUSES THAT YEAR! :)

[marciaspence]

dont be a baby its just dust

[IMAMEETOOL]

OATMEAL!!! YAY!!!!!! (jerks)

[Oscar73302]

the candy in the candy bag cold have fallen out

[connornchase]

omfg the little packs of pretzels are awesome dude. :)

[xxzg360xx]

eewie

[maceykate]

Tobuscus?

[TheCavalierairsoft]

u live in a neighborhood where they put heroin and steroids in your candy

[MaliciousMagpie]

This is the snobby cunts i hate so much. Got an idea, tell your parents to fucking buy you candy. You are too old to trick or treat and honestly thats them giving you stuff. Im 15 and i have never trick or treated because its easier to pass out candy and you still get just as much candy as you would without the risk of rape.

[ashley79238]

push 4 for elderlys fav brekky! OATMEAL!

[Emilylovesanimals]

<3 it! lol

[trexbattle]

oatmeal

[preetymonster421]

OMG this was so freakin funny xD i laughed till i cried about the oatmeal and realestate card lol

[Juicyfreak233]

lol i laughed so hard at the oatmeal and real estate card

[jbyoung100]

damn, you got RIPPED!!!

[countcool66]

last year I a comic book

[Articfoxgirl25]

lol :p ur my idol hahaha

[AllDaThings]

I love it ! You're so funny ? Who want's to get oatmeal for halloween ? O_o

[JadenandQuinnlolz]

You scare me O,O

[jphung02]

F-A-K-E

[cookiezandbacon]

"and someone thought all the 4 year olds and stuff would like a nice..... REAL ESTATE CARD!" XD HILARIOUS

[PurplexGreenxx]

I do have to say that I like when i get pretzels. (ESPECIALLY Snyders!)

[PrincessAdventurable]

on the first one the candy may fell

[reachround123456]

i got a toothbrush once



[everyonesgiftshoppe]

you are so funny

[happycam100]

why did u make this video on the 10th of november ?

[pebs016]

i never trickor treated and soon im gonna be to old to trick or treat but i do enjoy all the choclate and candy my mom and dad buy =3

[MakeUpYourFace123]

lol

[MakeUpYourFace123]

wow when u showed the tootsie roll that was messed up i started laughing and who could cant a card?????? thats just pathetic lol

[leela194]

Oh, and I got a flyer once with Jesus on it for Halloween. lol

[FrostyPuma]

MICHAEL CERA?!

[AnimeXgeek4ever]

Seems.... fake



[duskguardian]

im from england and once i got a piece of american candy called kisses. I luv them soooooo much lol (i only got bout 3 of them though T.T )

[mesahusa]

@duskguardian they are hersheys kisses. they come in many varieties. CAUTION: THEY CAN BE EXTREMELY TASTY AND MAY CAUSE DEATH IF YOU EAT MORE THAN 5 POUNDS AT A TIME

[warriorCatz1]

REALESTATE CARD?!?!

[NationzGamingHD]

I love pretzels

[tokidokiluver1]

omg. i laughed my ass off when i saw this. omg dude, ur histarical. "generic straight from the crap house candy" XD hilarious!

[Tediz936]

i want a real estate card........lucky

[JREY209]

first off i like prezlets and 2 man ur halloweens must suck

[brawldude23]

Fuck I would kill for some foreign, dolphin-flavored hard candy!

[UofLCardFan08]

Ahaha, a real estate card.

[swimmer1098]

@kedatr i totally agree

[swimmer1098]

foreign candy? wow your a fucking jackass kid

[scottwehrman1]

yeah i agree with you like for one i hate it when they give u those 99 cent crapy chesez toys that r like spider rings but like yeah i hate that too

[oAINGIRYo]

I got a penny.....=(

[Jokeapp]

lol..............cool

[tiffanyt904]

straigt from the crap

 house candy

[tiffanyt904]

straigt from the carp house candy

[maskedocarina]

funny



[NorthernWaterTribe15]

It's nice that people give u some variety on Halloween. But seriously, some people give out toothbrushes and business cards...

[pengowned]

i like totally agree! wtf is with all the oatmeal???

[cakemon12]

i got a rock :(

[TJPProductions]

i got a fucking TEETH-CARE PAMPHLET! like wtf? why would i care about my teeth on fucking haloween???!?!?

[Smile4TheCok]

The pretzels were alright, i have got them before but the rest really are crappy.

[RandomBananaLuver]

oh crap! i just hit my head off the top of my laptop cuz it fell....i dont know how i did it, but somehow, i did...ow..

[001WolfStrike]

Wow. These halloween videos sure do get alot of comments around halloween time! :O

[Ipodtouchmaniac100]

Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahshshaahahahahahahhahaahh I died of laughter when you pulled out the real estate card!!!! Lololoolol

[1996abdullah]

OMG its dust omg it will eat you alive everybody run for your lives lol !!!!!!



[nisbahmumtaz909]

I don't dare complain about ANYTHING I got in my bag because I was poor. Sure, I got through life but man, hard times.

Another thing is that "beggars can't be choosers". It's free shit. Who am I to complain?

[freshfishbowl]

@nisbahmumtaz909 oh calm down it's just a satirical video

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@freshfishbowl

Oh really now. Because I freaking love banana breads. Oatmeal texture is a bonus.

Your satire isn't shown.

[freshfishbowl]

@nisbahmumtaz909 well, i guess my life is just better than yours, I'm not poor so i didn't like getting oatmeal in my Halloween bag

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@freshfishbowl

But oatmeal is munchy. It also has an aesthetically pleasing sweet-plain flavor. All in all, it depends on taste. I don't know. I pretty much eat everything. Maybe I'm just too grateful.

By the way, your life WAS better than mine. Now I work as a boring, but peaceful programmer. Guess we're even now. I wouldn't want to denigrate your oh-so-wonderful life.

[232cooldude232]

@freshfishbowl don't pick on people just because they are poor you rich snobby son of a bitch

[randomathon]

@freshfishbowl ............ poor powned

[CaitlynJohnston]

@freshfishbowl

THAT IS SO MEAN THAT YOU CALLED HER/HIM POOR SHE/HE COULD BE SO RICH GOD GET A FUCKING LIFE

[KittyKatMonkey200]

@freshfishbowl well u need to shut ur fucking mouth cuz i doubt u got all of this stuff seriously a realtor caard ur fucking lying u faggot go to a corner and masturebate and enjoy ur fuckish life

[mesahusa]

@KittyKatMonkey200 ahaha. i bet you masterbate :P

[silentmurder12]

@nisbahmumtaz909 shut the fuck up



[nisbahmumtaz909]

@silentmurder12

Why are you offended?

You're not the poor person here.

[mcmlyrics]

wat oatmeal!!!!!!!!!!

[Nathanlikesthewii]

That was 10 lol and I think pretzels are tasty after you eat a shit ton a candy

[NinjaPutz]

LOL you got a BAG for Halloween! XD Who does that? lmao I love this vid ^^

[Rockbottom192]

i once got a whole pinnapple. im not kidding XD

[SOSspecialdlover]

@Rockbottom192 i got peanuts and a rotten banana from some crazy woman

[FunkiiMunkii2]

dude, you look like a zombie.

[freshfishbowl]

@CrAZeDsoLdDieR yup, unfortunately you and I are in the same boat

[Nakedance]

@freshfishbowl man im gonna through up brb blahhhhhhhhh those were gross!!!!!

[TheCoz27]

haha nice space camp shirt pussy

[freshfishbowl]

@TheCoz27 Thanks, space camp was awesome, zero gravity harnesses, who wouldn't want to do that

[CrabianBreeze]

ya no one gives out buisnnesses cards to kids!!

[lufilafa]

you got USED TEETH? wow

[4455Rocker]

oh come on! i kind of think this is fake. real estate card? that is where i stop bieliving this vid. nobody gives out a real estate card. i'm almost sure this is fake right?

[cotton2222]

lol thats when i stopped beleiving him too and the used teeth

[chicked07]

pretzles r good wat r u talkin bout

[BabyPumps6969]

wtf are those people giving out

[furryfan666]

that is pretty gross, what kind of person gives out used teeth?

[emoskaterkid517]

i got dog treats ones do stop complaining!!

[piespiespieslies]

Viewing this as someone from a western country that doesn't (yet) have Halloween as an annual thing, its pretty damn pathetic to see someone who appears to be as old as I am, complaining about things that strangers gave him for free for no benefit of their own. Whilst the trinkets are pretty shit, the way you are talking about it seems to imply that you deserve better, when really you haven't done anything to deserve shit.

[freshfishbowl]

Do you understand comedy? Apparently not. When I made this I was 14, I'm now 17...14 years olds all over the U.S. go Trick-or-Treating. Get the stick out from up your butt and lighten up. Take a joke. Also, if you don't have Halloween as an annual thing, how would you know how it really works? You don't, you're just trying to be a downer.

[vashlashwagon]

@freshfishbowl OUCH he just got told

[leela194]

@freshfishbowl I was told I was too old to be trick-or treating when i was about 11. This was in canada. I was pissed, I worked so hard on my costume too, fuck people like that.

[LJKBIGMAC]

@piespiespieslies What country are you from? because most western countries have this annually.

[spiders286]

lol. I got play doh too.

[KISAME4161392]

I got play dough too! It was cool, but I was still pretty confused.

[agdollfan119]

OATMEAL!USED VAMPIRE TEETH!OATMEAL!REAL ESTATE CARD!ALREADY OPENED CANDY!A TOOTSIE ROLL THAT HAD ALREADY BEEN BITTEN!That is REALLY crappy!

[goldeneggable]

stop jumping across the page

[webkinzgirl909]

one time i got a wet sucker that was open!

[wwew40]

me to!

[ScreamingStars101]

lol

[popcornextravaGANZa]

this made me crack up :D

[brightRAINBOWstar]

omg realistate card LOL and A TRICK OR TREAT BAG WIT NO CANDY LOL

[cod5111]

0:46 was the worst

[royalman33]

one time when i was like 5 i got a candy that tasted like beef jerky

[poisenfrog7]

but beef jerky is good....

[rdizzle41]

good video my cousin cant stop laughing AT THIS ONE HAHAHAHA 5 STARS

[herp94]

i got a condom in mine once

[muslimz0wnz]

i once got a toothbrush and some old pokemon card...

i got a bag of minstrels though, FTW!!

[brickmochalatte]

Dude i remember getting a ruler

[cookie30227]

ok the bag could of emtied into the rest of the candy bag. the unrapped things could of been ripped by being thrown around. im not sure about the other stuff though!!! the other stuff is just stupid and nasty!!!=o

[GGA44]

wow ur neighborhood messed up

[ThePurplePuppy]

ur neighborhood is not normal...i mean...sure...the pretzels were ok, but u know wat sux? i have braces which means this year: NO GUM! NO LAFFY TAFFY! AND WORST OF ALL NO CARAMEL CUBES! I LOVE CARAMEL CUBES. :( sob...

[vashlashwagon]

@ThePurplePuppy dude u actually listen to the rules they give you when you get braces? i didnt and i had them off in two years anyways

[GrazyNaber]

Like, really?

Do you gave 4-year old a REAL ESTATE CARD?

That was so hilarious

[GrazyNaber]

At Estonia, we never go trick-o-treating. We just have some lame parties. Most of kids in Estonia haven't even heard about Halloween. And that's badder that lame candy.

[UseYourPie]

Well, we do have mardi- and kadripäev :D But most ppl don't open their doors even for mart's and kadris, so Halloween has to wait, until estonians get used to it, haha XD

[TheGeek1028]

I got a melted bag of M&M's Mini's once. Still ate them. lol

[perogies0suck0ass]

i actually got three play dohs. and i like teh pretzelz. soooo goooood

[perogies0suck0ass]

i actually got Halloween candy and it looked like a vagina!!

[tandrskatesplanb123]

ohhhh wow u still go trick or treating

[freshfishbowl]

heck yes...free candy, why not

[compaqowner]

Some more gross Halloween trick or Treats- Can of Tuna, Loose peanuts, Raisins, Prunes, Dog treats, Box of crayons, silly puddy, and fast food condiments.

[100coathangers]

once i got 12 pounds of condoms

[MadFlamer]

I remember last year, my friend with a serious peanut allergy got 25 cents instead of of a Almond bar thingy :P

[nintendo297]

the trick or treat suprize bag.... the candy probably spilled out man

[bluecheeserulz]

lol thats funneh no offence xD a bag with noting in it xDDD no candy in it xDD vampire teeth thats been used?? BLACH! oatmeal!?!!? LOL!!!!!

[ballarinia]

wooooow.

lol decroted tootsie roll. :)

u remind me of my friend anthony...

hm...

[HaleyMary]

Banana bread oatmeal. I wish my neighbors handed out that stuff. That's my kind of Halloween candy. Yummy. :)

The already opened candy, yeah that is really gross.

[unclekrush]

Real Estate Card!! Classic.

[darkangle44]

lol i got a boat load of dried banana chips...*throws up*...and coffie beans..i mean really all the little kids i can just see them runing around yelling "MOMMY I GOT COFFIE BEANS!!! YES THIS IS THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!!" no no....i also got alot of the crap house candy..yup i still have mine and its what Febuary. what the crap?

[ChristianRockWorship]

hahahahahahahahaha

thats hilarious

[Shelbylaine1993]

haha

cameron

you're absolutely hilarious

and i'm definitely jealous of your halloween candy

[ogeezitsme]

oh my gosh thats hilarious! what kind of crappy neighborhood do you live in that hands out oatmeal and business cards??

[piratecat101]

.....hmmm yep i'd have to say thats pretty nasty...what were you for halloween anyways? and do you think its true that ppl give out more candy or BETTER candy to the better dressed or cuter kids?

[freshfishbowl]

yeah, all of this is ACUALLY what i got. I mean, who gives out oatmeal? Thats almost as bad as giving a kid a penny for Halloween.

[TheWakkyTank]

Dude, that sucks! My sister got this little retarded finger print kit, to use in case she were to get abducted on halloween... the next year... Who give that? Please people, stick with candy!

[KittyBaby091]

dang boy...yeah thats pretty crappy...heck,i didnt even get any candy this year......yeah i cried..not really..