F S6E12 Extended Version 1/5

[albinoman13bt]

Since its Q... Tapeworms are segmented worms, theyre designed to break off. It one of the ways people know they have them, pooping tapeworms chunks. When they die all 10 feet of them comes out in pieces.

[Sindre1]

@albinoman13bt Oh god.

At least I know for sure I don't have one now.

I used to think that there were no sign, so I feared I could have one.

Thank you :)

[Shyyrn]

I love how during the discussion of the tapeworm, none of them considers just ingesting something that will just kill the tapeworm. XD But of course, if I had to pick between that and between the two-and-a-half minutes of comedy they derived from drawing the worm out, I'd pick the latter.

[StereOasis93]

ahhh the thought of a tape warm inside me is really making me feel sick and paranoid

[SuckMyRightToe]

@StereOasis93 Stop smoking?

[StereOasis93]

@SuckMyRightToe Don't smoke

[SuckMyRightToe]

@StereOasis93 Wasted face for your display picture and paranoia, I gave you an excuse but if you say so . . .

[StereOasis93]

@SuckMyRightToe The face for my display picture is a Nirvana reference and the paranoia comment was purely at the time I was worried I could have one, it's not a nice thought is it? Don't take youtube comments to seriously.

[SuckMyRightToe]

@StereOasis93 I wasn't. if anyone it's you . . I'm merely observing your irrational fear of tapeworms because you happened to hear about it, paranoia apparently being well related to cannabis consumption I thought it a simple jest to assume you're a smoker and not just a easily manipulated fool, I obviously thought too much of you

[StereOasis93]

@SuckMyRightToe It wasn't exactly a serious comment. Was hardly manipulated was I? You have clearly taken that comment much to seriously. "Suck my right toe" you seem like an intelligent guy.

[SuckMyRightToe]

@StereOasis93 When someone says they feel paranoid and sick over something they've only just heard about, one expects it's not to be a complete lie however seriously they assume people to take it. Again, I just made an observation on your apparently now non-existent paranoia,You got defensive and said you didn't smoke so being stupid enough to be easily manipulated into fearing things you didn't even know about prior would be my second guess, Maybe don't lie completely about being paranoid?

[SeventhEve]

I just noticed Stephen Fry said "the national dish of Florida" ... when did Florida secede? 

[brook316]

@SeventhEve I think "the national dish" is more of a turn of phrase tbh

[SmileForInsanity]

A QI episode with Jimmy Carr, David Mitchell, Rich Hall, Alan Davies and Stephen Fry...Well there goes my geography GCSE

[BrootalMetalBanjo]

I found this show on youtube a day ago and I've watched about 10+ hours now

[SeventhEve]

@BrootalMetalBanjo Welcome to the club...

[VampirePostalService]

Please send help. I am stuck in a QI marathon and I am not sure I want out.

[Throred]

@VampirePostalService Still here?

[PointsofData]

@VampirePostalService I have homework I need to do for several classes, and the semester ends in a couple days.

But I can't tear myself away from QI. D8 Help.

[sfshinz]

Best...panel...ever.

[marrydruli]

@sfshinz But what about Jo Brand, or Phil Jupitus, or Dara O' Briain ?

[sfshinz]

@marrydruli All very worthy, but I love the chemistry, if that's the right word, between David Mitchell and Jimmy Carr; when you play that off against Rich Hall's dead-pan delivery, this makes it my favorite panel.

[marrydruli]

@sfshinz Yea...I guess you're right..

[camronwishart]

@marrydruli joe brand is shit

[marrydruli]

@camronwishart Why?

[camronwishart]

@marrydruli almost all of her jokes r about being fat

[marrydruli]

@camronwishart XD I guess that's true..

[Justwannawatchthedud]

I want Stephen to be my grandfather. He'd be the best!

[WritingJenny73070]

cattle have 2 drinks

[alexpling88]

Here in South Carolina you are only allowed to take 1 claw not both (the bigger one)

[amc987654321]

@alexpling88 They do that in most places in Florida as well, at least they do in the places I know about.

[bladerunner12]

I'd go arse as well. At least you're used to the sensation of things coming out your bum.

[SonjaQoE]

David has a little bell!!

[sexybity]

there is no such thing as a tongue map the tongue knows what you are eating all over the whole tongue can taste salty all over sweet all over bitter all over and spicy all over

[molyvenson]

@sexybity yeah good luck with that silly notion sir.

[Scorch777]

@sexybity Keep watching the episode.



[bradfordbulls4lyf]

@sexybity you may want to watch the whole episode before posting idiotic comments

[bladerunner12]

You know the massive irony is that Rich Hall isn't considered all that funny in the US.

[Tigarius4]

@bladerunner12 Neither was Bill Hicks, certainly not as much as he was appreciated over here, nor Reginald D Hunter.

[proprodigySD]

Rich Hall has the most devastatingly funny delivery face. His jokes are ten times more hilarious because he totally deadpans the ends of them. Brilliant.

[LeonEyedass]

One of the many Dutchmen that likes British shows.

[MsBkirk]

Poor crab!

[santoshjs]

Is it just me or did Jeremy Clarkson not appear in series F? If so, that's a shame. Clarkson and Stephen complement each other superbly.

[IsaakTheGreek]

@ quite1nteresting your videos are quite interesting mate!

[Shiantor]

Oh lawd...pause at 1:57 XD

[TheLibertyLion]

I love the way David says, "They think that cattle have TWO drinks!"

[magyar231]

Tape worms do not eat the particulate in your intestines, rather they cause you to feel full and bloated, give you diarrhea, and it is because of this that you lose weight.

[RincewindsHat66]

Great panel...or greatest panel?

[JazzTrumpetNL]

I was actually looking for a QI episode to watch whilst having some dinner, so I see the episode in the theme of Food and think: brilliant!

That was until the whole tapeworm story came up -_-

[pencil20000]

Rich Hall and David Mitchell... My favorite people. x)

[jsabbath01]

dangle

[SQUEEZEMYBUNS]

WHY?!?! WHY IS THIS SHOW SO AWESOME?!?!?!?!

[legspinner]

i wonder if any guest other than david mitchell has been in 3 consecutive episodes

[ishopinamsterdam]

so they think cattle have 2 drinks?

[129Bucky]

I've had a tongue down your... I MEAN

And he points at Alan.

Oh, that wasn't even a mistake!

[ultrapirtle]

They do have pills that dissolve tapeworms in situ, as it were. In extreme cases they are flushed with colonics. I've never heard of one being removed by tempting it with a salty whatever...but then they were talking about a long time ago.

[Mayna00]

HA! This clip turns into A bit of That Fry and Mitchell look halfway in!

I love Jimmy Carr, but watching him being completely snubbed by Stephen Fry in favor of David Mitchell is just lovely!

[Phlixo]

I love how Rich looks pleasantly surprised when his buzzer rings a second time!

[jenzahara]

@Phlixo I love the part from 0:00 to 9:56  ;-)

[gildlily78]

If you like Rich Hall, look out for his "George Forman Grill" song. Brilliant!!

[herooftheday100]

I had the misfortune of eating my breakfast while watching this clip... but i didnt turn it off. Thats how good of a show QI really is.

[texhappygurl]

I got really exicted with I saw who was on...maybe my favorite 4.

[MaddestHatterFilms]

57,942 people have watched this video, and not a single person disliked it. If that isn't a tribute to QI's quality, i don't know what is...

[aaron9099]

@MaddestHatterFilms I swear it wasn't me.....

[william59glersh]

@MaddestHatterFilms I fear someone may have seen that comment and disliked it... I sometime despair about the human race these days.

[Smithpolly]

@MaddestHatterFilms You jinxed it.

[D3w10n]

@MaddestHatterFilms You had to summon some troll, aint ya? Well, its not your fault, it was bound to happen sooner or later :(

[sam66615]

@MaddestHatterFilms 2 dislikes in a year, damn.

[Zurie]

@MaddestHatterFilms

The two people who disliked just to spite you would like to prove humanity's lack of quality.

[slytown]

@MaddestHatterFilms Don't feed the trolls. It gives them gas and makes them type a lot.

[flyoverangel]

I didn't understand why Rich Hall was on these when I first started watching QI, but he grows on you doesn't he? Really a funny guy.

[NatureNTech]

@flyoverangel No!

[WalterLiddy]

@flyoverangel I never wondered - he brilliant. In fact this is one of my favorite lineups ever on the show. Great mix.

[Twigs0wot]

I have a fear of any kind of parasites. Pretty much the most disgusting thing I can imagine is having a worm living inside a person.

[TheAntman2006]

ive always wondered, if a tapeworm lives in your gut? why isent it digested?

[JoshRx]

This is quite possibly my favorite line-up of panelists.

[legspinner]

i wonder if david's buzzer is the same bell that he had at his grandparents' when he was 6...

[IcEye89]

Allegedly the mongols also slit their horses throats and drank their blood while riding, to get the nutrients from the horse so they needn't eat. But then again that might be a myth or I might even remember that completely wrong.

[1bluecrystal1]

@IcEye89 You are infact correct. They did drink of their horses' blood to get some energy. Though I'm not sure they slit the horse's throat since that would give too much blood and probably bleed the horse to death aswell.

[rwc20071]

JIMMY CARR DAVID MITCHELL!!!!

[travnicek]

@rwc20071 Such a good combo together. Two perfectly cheeky bastards.

[metal2000]

@2112murphy I have that same shirt!

[ProcrastinatingGuy]

1:45 Fry's personal WTF to himself!! LMAO!!

[morsa575]

Lordy I love this episode. David, Rich and Jimmy are three of my very favorite panelists.

[nikobrown1990]

lmao "i think i would have had to experience a giant worm coming out of both orifices before i decided which was the most unpleasant"

David Mitchell = comedy gold! him and Dara O'briain are the best comedians on the planet!

[prts2]

Omg what a lineup indeed =)

[QuinnyTeleVision]

What a lineup!

[renans79]

Firstly, thanks from India, secondly, I think Ricky Gervais should feature in Qi, MTW, HIGNFY etc... Wonder why he is not on any??? Also, me thinks Rowan Atkinson would be terrific on QI. Wish he makes a special appearance in 'H' series.

[stoprainingonme]

"How does the food know where to go?" Absolutely deadpan and absolutely brilliant

[swanseajackthe3rd]

Rich Hall = Legend !

[JankeyL]

Milk with blood, very un-kosher

[tsushima91]

Rich Hall for President~!

[remeclerk]

I can only get up to series 'G' any help apppreciated to get beyond this????. regards steve...the Brit living in the USA

[Punatik]

@remeclerk That's because 'G' was the last series aired. 'H' was filmed but they won't be shown for another few months. (I could be wrong but Sept. I think...)

[armegeddis]

IN other words, not soon enough.

[TheGr1mSqueaker]

maybe they're trees...

[iRobb94ii]

Extended Qi. It doesn't get any better than this unless it's a marathon of episodes i've never seen before.

[CherryTripping]

i was cheering at around 4.00 ...that Acti*ia advert? what a load of bollocks is/was that?!!! my sis and i took the p*ss out of that one "big time styleee"

[johnnyXsniper]

best line up ever

[NeonPikey]

4 30 JESUS CHRSIT Stephen sounds like Hugh Laurie! 

[Kingofcorrect]

@NeonPikey

not surprised, they ARE best friends,lol

[MrAzhrarn]

@NeonPikey I'd recommend watching some sketches from a show called "A bit of Fry and Laury", where that similarity is even more uncanny. :)

[oohdear1397]

@NeonPikey Yes well, they are best friends :D

[TheHappydead]

@wemuable when its a forced laugh it sounds like one of those massive catfish gasping for breath . like a gaspin guppie

[TheWanderingAngel]

@2112murphy what about it?

[jonno2019]

perfect panel!! add brydon and lock, does not get better!

[TheHappydead]

Good panel . Although Car's laugh enrages me at times. Mitchels the king of the panel show at the minute.

[LeoDeGrand]

Apparently the tongue map is wrong and it's thought that each taste bud detects all the sense :P Something like that. It's in the 'The Book of General Ignorance'

[850kell531]

im from florida. (applause)

[keeblin]

these four are the best line up

[Kebabsvein]

Gotta love Jimmy!

[timdaughte]

How could a tapeworm sense food outside the mouth or ass? They don't really eat "food" as we know it, but digested mush, so why would a salty drink or a Mars bar be tempt them out? Ridiculous reasoning.

[rp1816]

@timdaughte Exactly, they're treated with drugs - one dose of Niclosamide is lethal to tapeworms, though the side effects are not that good for humans either.

[PrometheanRunGood]

This is one of my dream panels, such synergy!

[HackneySack]

"What can you teach an oyster". What a question to put in front of four comedians. Brilliant.

[kolosmg]

david mitchell's amazing in this episode!

[Findulidas]

Damnit, I was eating and then they started talking about tapeworms being drawn out of your mouth. I am eating spagetti. This is really irritating.

[Flutician91]

"The standard of female conversation seems to be plummeting..."

Unlike their s**t by the sound of things?!

[Blink182DudeRanch]

stephen is like the perfect uncle or teacher; i hope he is as awesome off the show. qi is the best thing on tv in my opinion.

[Gimacol]

@Blink182DudeRanch He is great, you must watch some of his other shows, they are great too

[LondonSkiiies]

This is a great episode.

[sausagedogmcgee]

I'd choose arse. Shitting feels better than vomiting, I'd imagine it'd be similar if it was a worm.

[leglesstheelf]

@sausagedogmcgee Plus, you don't have to watch it come out if you don't want to - and no gag reflex problems

[kalvindeane]

best ep ever !!!! =D

[dillonjbean]

christ hes lost a good bit of weight since then

[AngelOmega777]

"I've had a tongue down your - I've put a tongue - I've - you will find a tongue - I've tongue - I've put a tongue - Is there a tongue under there?"

Literally couldn't breath for 5 seconds after that one.

[tekqist28]

If there were a truffel called david mitchell i think i would eat it..xD

[jillybilly862]

I love David's crab narration. "Now I can't get any work done!"

[Kelennis]

I love this line up

[longbluefingers]

ditto. :)

[Schpudd]

thanks for the up

[thobern]

Crab apples...

[MSanzotta]

David Mitchell...cheeky

[bonniegrrl]

Why is Rich Hall on like every British game show this year? So odd that he's huge in Europe....

[becks3uk]

I wouldn't say he is huge over here - just on stuff

[karlpetter1337]

one of few americans who aren't uncomfortable in british shows.

[fangirl8392]

Probably because they don't really exist in America, and sometimes the jokes are on things we wouldn't understand (like British celebrities, and politicians). I'm sure you figured that out though...

[xraycortina]

@karlpetter1337 Him and Reg Hunter. Reg is my fav.

[allerdyce]

@karlpetter1337 what are examples of americans that are uncomfortable in british shows? also it kinda depends on the show. for example reginald d. hunter was fine on would i lie to you, not so great on QI. Rich hall seems to kinda do well everywhere though. why hasn't he been on mock the week yet? I'd like to see that.

but also then there are some brits too who might do poorly on british shows. I couldn't really imagine russel brand or frankie boyle say on QI. just a thought.

[Raventoll]

@karlpetter1337 Actually, most of the people I know like some British show or another. They've got great comedy across the ocean. We're more alike than you think. In fact, it's a little depressing that the idea of panel comedy hasn't gotten more buzz here, considering how many great improv comedians we have here these days. It's depressing that, for the comfort of the flock of idiots watching reality TV here, the networks have decided we can't have a decently intelligent comedy show here.

[Alexmo555]

@karlpetter1337 Indeedy, as is Stewart Francis.

I think this is my 2nd favourite season closer of QI. The only one that stands above them is the series B finale.

[allerdyce]

@Alexmo555 while i hate to take credit away from americans, stewart francis is canadian. 

[Alexmo555]

@allerdyce He is? Aw shame.

[RincewindsHat66]

@karlpetter1337 That's because his sense of humor is so wonderfully dry.

[zalister]

@karlpetter1337 HIm and Josh Groban. Check him out on Nevermind The Buzzcocks

[cywyhot]

@karlpetter1337 Did you take a scientific poll? lol

This episode is hysterical!