ShockFights

[101ablerudeboy]

thumbs up if archer sent you here!

[Kasrith]

Hello Game Changers!

[suicidetekky]

go humanity! ... :/

[MrShorek]

why not lets just go straight to "The Running Man" and git it over with.. ffs Low life damb ass mutha-fucka's!

[2007TypeR]

I can't wait for this Mad Max future to reach London.

[painlessissuicide]

why am I not surprised this is going on in the Third World?

could probably come in handy as a crime fighter

[DMTwannaB]

I found this one before Rogan!

[ndjs22]

143 people got shocked in the butthole. 1:03

[crood1]

this is the stupidest shit i have seen in my life. i want my minute and 20 seconds back.

[Mattheyou28]

You're a fag who thinks mma is some pit fighting bullshit.

[SillyStonerStories]

@Mattheyou28  yea

[ross817]

Brought to you by the makers of Bear Wars! It's like thumb wars only with live bears duct-taped to your balls.

[leinad667]

For all the shocking, the fight ended with a conventional punch. I am disappoint.

[H3ct1cW4nk3r]

there is nothing funnier than black people getting tasered!!! it makes me feel good inside!

[elcontrastrike]

donde mierda inventaron esto ?

[daniellabellxo]

Wowww lol thats hideous

[monotown18]

y segun esto que es.? jajaja

[ironforcedistro]

Que estupidez! 

[edseiya]

god this is so fucking stupid.. is funny hahaha..

[BabalousSkeleton]

Stefan Struve FTW!! lol

[jpachon]

Insane

[TheTF2mike]

Goodness, thats...shocking!

[MrPie455]

@TheTF2mike HAY-O!

[igearwarehouse]

Rogan sent me!

[oskrock]

what a garbage... maybe in theory it sounded cool, but reality is this would never compare to the greatness of real MMA, not even in a million years.

[AbsoluteJake]

@oskrock I agree, it is pretty much garbage lol.

[rjmt1201]

this is horrible!

[MrEpicShaft]

Drop the background music, It's terrible.

[fish16407]

lol wow people are taking this video way too seriously, its amusing so watch it and stop complaining, end of story

[MrBangJung]

@fish16407 obviously they didnt find it amusing, how about you stop take their comments way too seriously and stop complaining about them complaining. end of story.

[Chineserijstwafel]

Does it hurt more as nipple twists?

[jonathanpqsi]

is this the new duracell commercial?



[Xesevahi]

That's some crazy stuff!

[KOOLJDJ]

i wanna see shock fight jiu jitsu

[Priest105]

The guy falls and the opponent rushes to taze him... what the hell..?

[AGenericAccount]

@Priest105 SHOCKFIGHT BRO

[cottonzway]

SCIENCE!

[EverydayAlex]

need them on their feet and then its a real sport lol

[DE1776]

meanwhile in Africa.

[sfitzen]

Trash. They're not fighting, they're seeing who can touch the other with tasers the most. Doodoo.

[Mr42ohh]

@sfitzen are you retarded. did you not see the very end of the video???

[soccer1s8]

I thought it was called sockfights

[WeAreTitus]

One of you, if not both, will end up winning a Darwin award :) for deleting yourself out of the gene pool in the stupidest way ever.

[deed285]

Definitely not mauy Thai,its a joke really

[dusty6161]

i was so glad when the guy in red won. the guy in blue seemed like a cocky bastard.

[fightclub1537]

Cracked.com brought me here. These guys are retarded!

[MrPichpoch]

@fightclub1537 me too

[swampskater]

@ryanmcrory200 This isn't mma. It's muay Thai.

[swampskater]

Congratulations America. We're no longer th dumbest fucks on the planet anymore.

[theshninja]

LOL The Joe Rogan Experience podcast brought me here.

[DOPPELgameplayVIDEOS]

Cracked.

[foreverfallout]

Black people WOULD think of something like this wouldn't they.

[MisterAaronRodriguez]

they should really keep their hands up..

[Chentetorrez]

I'd prefer gloves dipped in caramel, dipped in M&M's, dipped in gummi bears.

[Dasyati]

@Chentetorrez SPRINKLES! SPRINKLES!

[TrainLastBreath]

don't taze me bro!!

[Frogger0neXx]

I'd prefer Gloves dip in glue, dipped in glass.

[emjaiz]

Absolutely stupid.

[MrTwbrien]

That's less shockfight more shock slap fight. All we need was some girly squeals and maybe some wild hay makers with the head down.

[ImTheZachMan]

@MrTwbrien hey, you try to fight someone while getting tazed with a 3 million volt tazer.

[Thewordisfunkadelic]

I guess you gotta be pretty sane to try this

[ravballer]

wtf

[dca78]

What a mockery of a great sport. Bunch of untrained idiots flailing at each other.

[Hellhawk45]

lmfao this is retarded

[ryanmcrory2008]

I'd like to thank Joe Rogan for all the support. Thanks Joe

[zachemorgan]

bert krieshcer anyone?

[arsenal1032]

@zachemorgan No, you will not get multiple "Thumbs up Likes". Fuck off.

[thetimeofday48]

fucking crazy, but also awesome

[TheTrykon]

AAADDDRRRRIIIIAAAANNNNNNN



[Taurai321]

Olive Garden.. Oops i mean Applebees...

[blindbrad11]

lmfao

[ahowa713]

Wow. :/

[Declipseful]

The gloves should deliver the shocks based on applied pressure, not just contact, to emphasize a lower amount of stronger, better planned blows instead of this ridiculous poking game.

[grandaddynative]

All DAY!!!

[lilsm555]

what the fuck is the point?

[cremaster0]

KO quickly followed by defibrillation... smart...

[bogrog]

what? LOL

[SicklickalProduKts]

black people

[marcjeneve]

TRAIN BY DAY '' JOE ROGAN POD CAST SLL NIGHT ''

Ha love it ...

[phillipsierra]

joerogan podcast all day!!!!!!

[OrionoftheStar]

This makes boxing look like a sport for pussies.

[audiowiz]

It turns MMA into a girly arm waving contest?

[goochsurfer]

@audiowiz Id be scared too homie, getting zapped fucking suck's, terrible feeling.

[audiowiz]

@goochsurfer  yeah, regular MMA fights are better

[iadf]

wtf

[dustedNdisgusted]

Joe Rogan sent me here!!

[R1chArdO]

That's really lame... I would love to be the white guy to do a nice double leg take down. People who don't know how to fight aren't fun to watch.

[MrZrod24]

garbage



[dethmetaldan]

shocking............



[piistheword]

Rogan

[Bic2011Bic]

Das stoopid

[DinosaurPirateX]

There is no part of this that isn't a good idea.

[milhuisen]

It's like you're all these little Joe Rogan minions. Who cares how you got here...

[SparksDrinker]

@milhuisen how did you get here?

[milhuisen]

@SparksDrinker Why does that matter ?

[SparksDrinker]

@milhuisen exactly.

[milhuisen]

@SparksDrinker That has got to be the worst round-about point ever made.

[SparksDrinker]

@milhuisen you got my point, so i guess it wasn't that bad after all.

[rsmseries]

steven struve vs pat berry in shock fights would be amazing.

[primil91]

epic!

[ACLogikel]

Karate is the best style in this situation... lol

[somerandomdudeable]

the guy in blue is a noob

[tnafan]

i dont even think those guys knew what the hell the were doing

[Doughty1988]

im shocked at what im seeing here 

[GRude420]

If you aint high by 2 in the afternoon, go fuck yourself.

[bobjimjones]

black people

[Heathfloors]

Couple of bright sparks!

[muulieify]

that just seems truly stupid...

[yorkshirerepresenter]

FUCKING EPIC....i cant get half of the ufc on espn,so fuckit im gonna watch shockfights!!!

[vallentinesexile]

who would dislike this??? really?

[WMBrown]

Yeah, MMA would definately be a better fight... instead of relying on toys like these boys in the video are.

seriously, it's a ballsy move to use tazers but looking at these fighters' form, they clearly don't know how to fight for real so they're relying on these toys of theirs.

[orange24ist]

@WMBrown Yes, but can you fucking imagine 3'000'000 volts of electricity shock you with one little wrong move, can you imagine how much they've probably trained for the endurance?

[WMBrown]

@orange24ist true, and i do respect that they can take that sort of abuse (i'd probably crumple into a little ball on the floor.) still, maybe i'm spoiled by watching too much MMA and such but the observation of their form seeming a little sloppy still stands imo.

i wonder what sort of training they have to endure to be able to tolerate that sort of physical abuse.

[Brodog28]

I'm calling it fake and gay.

[wordtouremother]

Remember when Chuck was sent to Pride? Can we send Fitch to ShockFights?

[MercenarySlick]

Roe Jogan.

[gammaray0wn]

That is the stupidest looking thing I ever saw. Despite more more dangerous it looks considerably less manly than normal boxing.

[lightsodda]

Haha wow.....

[Elsas14]

Rogan army whats good?

[Tbone9548]

RoooooGaaaan

[bigwhitedevil73]

That is the dumbest thing I ever seen! Those fools r crazy! Surely the athletic commissions aren't sanctioning this... And somehow that's probably worse.

[WelshGar1980]

Rogan

[ZendiFerzauli]

Jo Hogan sent me

[MarkGoodwin09]

TRAIN BY DAY JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT! ALL DAY!

[makhwushi]

@MarkGoodwin09 a thousand lols

[makhwushi]

@MarkGoodwin09 oh lol, you were actually sent here by Rogan! I thought this was a completely esoteric reference to diaz

[NiccoZ]

Rogan

[PingGuerrero]

@NickMulgrave thank you so much. :)

[Kranda123]

+1 Police Harassment Resistance Gained.

[SilverSinspawn]

I used a shock glove one time. CRACKED my screen

[ArmJapan]

Crimson Viper

[Mperce]

O_O

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS?

[baronblitz]

Now this is retarded. Funny but, retarded.

[tygereyeXII]

I need these gloves for my superhero gear.

[acookiemonster1]

id rather do this than go to my mother-in-laws

not as painful

[TagRation]

this is badass!

[jbdranger]

Vendor: Tasers here, get your tasers here!

Me: Taze me bro!

[Deew420top]

I wonder how adrenaline effects the pain  CRACKED

[pimpbranmuffin]

Mayhem monkey

[TheAmharach]

All i can think of is the crazy submission holds you could get xD

[rickyx1]

fkn africans

[PingGuerrero]

what's the name of the music? please tell me

[scottchalfant1989]

please for the love of god people dont say mayhem miller brought us here! it just makes u look dumb...

[mullen32]

@scottchalfant1989 Mayhem brought me here!



[N8iveprez]

@mullen32 same here lol

[FleetAdmiralHog]

@scottchalfant1989 Fuck off.

[Fungus8MyToe]

@scottchalfant1989 Complaining about it will only make more people do it. Most people wont ever talk to you again, so they couldnt give two shits about what you think. Just sayin.

[OfficialBulletBill]

@scottchalfant1989 Dude.. Mayhem Miller shared a link to this video on his twitter. Real talk. That's literally the only way I would find something like this

[JustJoey23]

I would rather pay to watch people shit in a glass toilet than watch THIS shit for free.

[AllUserNamesSuckBad]

the tags blew me away

[JiminyKracker]

Well, as long as they're both black.

[RevFelix]

Why didn't the guy from Crank 2:High Voltage just do this?

[joseaca]

now they just have to surround the ring with hot lava and we will have the perfect sport

[Zzyyxxyyxx]

Yeah. MMA is for pussies. It needs TASERS!!!

[TheNumber2Pencil546]

ridiculous and stupid.

[akodobo]

Your music choice is both laughable and too damned loud.

[Postscript624]

This is just stupid.

[Mefistofeles1808]

CRACKED!!!

[sansebastian1972]

stupid fucking sport, the ref is useless cause he sure as fuck wont jump in there

[DrBreakfastMachine]

This is less mma and more the most high-stakes game of tag ever

[mmaier2112]

Well, that's about the dumbest thing I've seen in some time.

[PhantomLord]

I don't mean to start the racist shit but.... There's nothing but Black dudes in this video..... wtf? lol

[speedboy6776]

Oh gee i wonder who sent all of us here...

[OhDamFitAndReady]

Why?

[dcfurious]

Wow this looks stupid. Basically the shock value makes them try to slap each other like girls with the occasional jump kick thrown in.... Let them go fight anyone in the UFC with their taser, the UFC guy without, see who wins.

[Gabeothasicomono]

@dcfurious guy with taser ...

its a taser dude :l

[ElCantaoPatacon]

@dcfurious definetly the taser guy, he has a taser...

[Nineteenth]

Thank you cracked, I almost forgot this existed.

[Alenthas]

goddamn I'm feeling electricity here :D

[drewarts]

Looks like they just made a KILLING in the SHOCK market.

[Revan09]

Cracked :D

[MilkOnJoo]

3 million volts would knock you out, this is about 10k volts lol.