Fuxking funny fucker! You know you can go to JAIL for this. YOu theef!!!!! [City] cops FBI fire and government already no. Your done. I got your number and your name. This is thefting property FUCKER!!! Give my $620 back or everything bad wiil happen - FUCK!!!!! You cant steal and get away. Refund me now or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dpnt want a lawsuit. Trust me. u dont. You can have tickets jut give my my money and be done.
Um... I think Yoshi and the Mario bros. must have fallen into some toxic waste recently. They look like they've mutated into strange hideous versions of their former selves.
Also, I don't think I'd want to take a cab anywhere if the driver's eyes dance around in his skull like that.. O_o
Why is it that childrens games always end up scaring me more than horror ones?
Yoshi's voice man...and Peach...no wonder she's so underwhelmed...look at her! If Mario returned now, not even cake could get him off his massive ass! (I love you Mario.)
"I've sent you a newspaper -- take a look at it! It's more than our police force can handle." Unintentional, but still hilarious...unlike the game itself.
i was watching two minutes of it and was like " well, this is getting a little weird and confusing. i wonder if it can get any worse." then i saw the yoshi and said " Oh God. That is the fattest yoshi i had ever seen." Then mario started talking and i was laughing harder. then i think i saw some koopa on a skateboard, i still dont understand that, and i couldn't watch anymore.
LOL I used to love this game as a little kid... although I somehow never knew about the existence of taxis, and I also apparently had the voices turned off, which is just as well because they were evidently horrible o_O
@pollitoweihs And since its the biggest Yoshi ever it was given a name, A name that only 1 being can have, And only the most powerful Yoshi can have this name, This Yoshi name is, Name is, NAME IS, *punch itself wake's up 5 hrs later* YUSHEE!
@Boog609 When they say that, they mean adobe as in the type of houses. Most parts of Africa use that type due to the lack of development in the country. However, the city Nairobi doesn't do that due to the fact that they are one of the more developed parts of Africa.
HOW INCREDIBLY BORING DISTURBING DISGUSTING GAMEEEE!!!!!!! Maybe all that boring stuiff and the incredible patience Weegee had, made him omnipotent as he is! Now I understand everything!!!!!!!!!!!! ¬¬
WEEGEE @_@
DKenobi1 3 weeks ago
woah cool a game that lets you play as WEEGEE
bocaj5509 1 month ago
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Fuxking funny fucker! You know you can go to JAIL for this. YOu theef!!!!! [City] cops FBI fire and government already no. Your done. I got your number and your name. This is thefting property FUCKER!!! Give my $620 back or everything bad wiil happen - FUCK!!!!! You cant steal and get away. Refund me now or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dpnt want a lawsuit. Trust me. u dont. You can have tickets jut give my my money and be done.
748cowboy 1 month ago
The story of this game:
Here, you play as Weegee and look all over the world to find your brother, Malleo.
At the end:
You find Malleo dead, and go home.
Bloxxer42 1 month ago 3
WEEGEE!!!
Bloxxer42 1 month ago
wat
Psykoged 1 month ago
What in the hell is going on?
SuperMegaFl0yd 1 month ago
My God. The voice acting.
doodoojams 1 month ago
2:50 Nico Bellic?
RadicalEdward2 1 month ago
LMAO. This is the shittiest piece of shit that I've ever had the pleasure to shit on
Thessentials 1 month ago
That has to be one of the lamest Mario impressions I have known in my life.
Rodolfsk8 1 month ago
J-Just a minute here, you're a fake!
CaitlynRobotallian 1 month ago
SPOILER: everyone tuns into Weegee.
END
Avpsagaman 1 month ago
holly crap!mario has weegee on his side?!bowser dosent have a chance against weegee.
luckyreturns 1 month ago
YOU WON'T FIND ADOBE HERE IN NAIROBI
BUT YOU WILL FIND SOME EXCELLENT HOTELS
ShinyGamez 1 month ago
omg weegee
RPMGreenranger45 1 month ago
Um... I think Yoshi and the Mario bros. must have fallen into some toxic waste recently. They look like they've mutated into strange hideous versions of their former selves.
Also, I don't think I'd want to take a cab anywhere if the driver's eyes dance around in his skull like that.. O_o
Imagigirl 1 month ago
That gorilla will haunt my dreams for many months to come.
GaMeRs001 1 month ago
Yoshi: YOOOWM
AnimeUnskippable3000 2 months ago
random black guy.
GummyBrains 2 months ago
THE WRONG DOOR HAS MANY HANDLES DUUUUDE derp
MaxxOstrander 2 months ago
so theres weegee and malleo but no yoshi?
nasur86 2 months ago
dosent luigi look like weegee
campaingboy73 2 months ago
Yoshi: BLAWWWW!!! 8:05 XDDDDD
LoulouVZ 2 months ago
mario says: this never happens! O____O erase of my historial
LoulouVZ 2 months ago
Luigi moves like Mr. Gumby from Monty Python.
LaserBucks 2 months ago
Y u no make sense?
KewlguyFTW 3 months ago
Trippy ass taxi rides LOL
ronnsama 3 months ago
@ronnsama Yeah lol thats totaly weird XD
PoweredByFlow 3 months ago
8:07 Blaop!
TheOutlander89 4 months ago 20
WEEGEE
StupidWizardFilms 4 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK
TheNintendo101 4 months ago
Keenya?
OxyFizz 4 months ago
Weegee is a pedo... What the... Whats that out the window? (looks through window) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ITS WEEGEE :O
ilikepancakes555 4 months ago
fear
PeaTea64 4 months ago
Why was yoshi meowing near the end lol?
wand222 4 months ago
Why is it that childrens games always end up scaring me more than horror ones?
Yoshi's voice man...and Peach...no wonder she's so underwhelmed...look at her! If Mario returned now, not even cake could get him off his massive ass! (I love you Mario.)
ShadowxFangirl 4 months ago
ohhh my god, this couldn't get any more boring
emucosmos 5 months ago
The hell is with Larry's incredibly deep and creepy voice?
GhoullyXX 5 months ago
masterpiece
mrzisawesome 5 months ago
8:03
Luigi: Yoshi Iniciate eating sequence.
Yoshi: YYIIIAAAAOOOUUUHHH.
GOLDENOZZY 5 months ago
@GOLDENOZZY BLAWWWGH. BLAWWWGH. BLAWWWGH.
TheCelestialTeacup 5 months ago
this is weegee's origin huh
hypershadic98 6 months ago
So.....this.....is.....where He came from.....
Kickbutt1122334455 6 months ago
IT'S A WEEGEE!
ravenstone4 6 months ago
"I've sent you a newspaper -- take a look at it! It's more than our police force can handle." Unintentional, but still hilarious...unlike the game itself.
Shotgunnova 6 months ago
well...i decided to finish the video...
Oh God :O
FeartheLee 7 months ago
i was watching two minutes of it and was like " well, this is getting a little weird and confusing. i wonder if it can get any worse." then i saw the yoshi and said " Oh God. That is the fattest yoshi i had ever seen." Then mario started talking and i was laughing harder. then i think i saw some koopa on a skateboard, i still dont understand that, and i couldn't watch anymore.
i'll probably finish it later...
FeartheLee 7 months ago
PLUMMER DOOD
TheNevii 7 months ago
2:04 "The British colonized Keenya..." It is pronounced Kenya not Keenya. the voice acting is terrible.
UminekoOtaku 7 months ago
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UminekoOtaku 7 months ago
"Ey Luigi, I suddenly turned into an Italian/American gangster, just lettin' ya know!"
LongClawzHidden 7 months ago
PLUMBER DUDE.
dragongirl112795 7 months ago
WEEGEEE
takapiize 8 months ago
P.S Who in the heck did these voices?! Poor Larry, Toad, Peach, etc...
1Thunderfire 8 months ago
Oh, no, the origins of 'Weegee' can be found here.... ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!
1Thunderfire 8 months ago
this game is weird as shit
CannibalJeri 8 months ago
@ 8:11 that poor pokie. :(
FoxyGrandPa98 8 months ago
does anyone know where I can get weegee sprites?
MongooseMinion 9 months ago
weeeeegeeeee!
sadsa213 9 months ago
Hi malleo nd weegee
BigNickGK 10 months ago
LOL I used to love this game as a little kid... although I somehow never knew about the existence of taxis, and I also apparently had the voices turned off, which is just as well because they were evidently horrible o_O
superzwiebel 10 months ago
who the fuck made this game
TheCreator4 11 months ago
Luigi must always carry a skull with him, always.
samasjacaj 11 months ago
0:04 Just found Mario, now I can return this awful game.
samasjacaj 11 months ago
creepy game
blackorby4 11 months ago
The whole game is just a pile of creepy stuff..
TheMadDollmaster 11 months ago
That Adobe in nairobi woman sounds like that annoying woman from Fallout 3 in Megaton....
LeGuyIncognito 1 year ago
YOU WON'T FIND ADOBE
HERE IN NAIROBI
LoffleMe 1 year ago
This scared the shit out of me, and is why I have always avoided DOS Mario games.
Renegade9895 1 year ago
"Who discovered that skull your holding? How old is that skull your holding?"
*shudders*
Arzamol5 1 year ago
holy shit yoshi looks like a fuckingHOLYCRAPITSWEEGEE
Gorlokk666 1 year ago
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i can't take this game seriously.
ECST4C 1 year ago
i googled mario is missing, and for the first result, i got some newgrounds whore peach hentai shit pop up
WTF? XP kinda twisted shit for princess peach
and my brother and sister were playing ps2 in the room at the time
the game was nothing like this one X| totally unexpected
qx4n9e1xp 1 year ago 2
so exactly this is where weegee and malleo came from...i just heard from mario is missing, but didnt know this version :D
enemY1990 1 year ago
0:52 Mayor Sidley. This game is so racist in is many ways.
Gibbagobba 1 year ago
And this, my son, was where the legendary Weegee was born.
Sephiroz97 1 year ago
OMG ITS WEEGEE AAAANNNNDDDDD MALLEO!!!
droiddoes64 1 year ago
The moment Mario called him that should've been the end of the game right there. He's not missing anymore.
EdmacZ 1 year ago 15
wtf is wrong with the eurasia continent
RunikaMori 1 year ago
AHHHH ITS WEEGEE
StuntmanRafalPL 1 year ago
is there uruguay?
hewparu 1 year ago
Why does Mario sound Russian?
MegaDrMC 1 year ago
8:04 BLAAAW :D
TheSimpuff 1 year ago
Is... Is this supposed to be educational...?
Tankanko2 1 year ago
3:00
.........wut?
dude018219293 1 year ago
This game makes me sad in ways I didn't know were possible.
qwertzy121212 1 year ago 2
@pollitoweihs And since its the biggest Yoshi ever it was given a name, A name that only 1 being can have, And only the most powerful Yoshi can have this name, This Yoshi name is, Name is, NAME IS, *punch itself wake's up 5 hrs later* YUSHEE!
johnsnake71 1 year ago
pingas!!
thekeysfull 1 year ago
Why the first song sounds like Pokemon? (pallet down, the original red & blue, yellow)
dimmy1334 1 year ago
kenya believe it?
pantsstyle 1 year ago
1:40 YOU WON'T FIND ADOBE HERE IN MAIROBI
*blows brains out*
Boog609 1 year ago 46
@Boog609 When they say that, they mean adobe as in the type of houses. Most parts of Africa use that type due to the lack of development in the country. However, the city Nairobi doesn't do that due to the fact that they are one of the more developed parts of Africa.
TheBalishChannel 1 year ago
@Boog609: Yeah, I think the VA found that stupid to the point of hilarity. Sort of sounds like she's trying to conceal a laugh after that.
InvisibleSandwichTM 4 months ago
Anyone else that thinks that the police woman sound like Moira Brown from Fallout 3?
PostEchoCorp 1 year ago
2:49 FAIAH FLOWAH
MultiXHacker 1 year ago
It's the Malleo apocalypsis.
MultiXHacker 1 year ago
the cop sounds retarded xD
williamnakama 1 year ago
Oh yeah, and has anyone noticed Malleo's lurching walk at the beginning? He looks like LeChuck in MI2. Creepy.
ComradeMorshu 1 year ago
2:49 Fire flower
ComradeMorshu 1 year ago
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peach looks like a slut XD
wolfcampstarzz 1 year ago
kindo fagitating
VaterOrlaag 1 year ago
so you see adobe was created far longer than it's actual release date
lotlat 1 year ago
YAY I KNOW WHERE WEEGEE COMES FROM NOW!!!!!
joqu2 1 year ago
what is the yellow car doing down there with the X3 ???? :S
backbeyond 1 year ago
HOLY FUCK, its the same taxi driver all the fucking time!
fakespotter 1 year ago
a nigga stole my weegee
Chemazan 1 year ago
WEEGEE!!!!!!
SuperMarioNorway 1 year ago
It's Weegee!
roxarhz 1 year ago
toad sounds like a pedophile.
VulcanFace 1 year ago
K-EEN-YUH? Seriously?
RogueLover 1 year ago
I got ideas for weegee's new pals, Toeegee, Yosheegee, and Peachee XD
Marwarluigi 1 year ago
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Marwarluigi 1 year ago
Malleo
pokepetshop2 1 year ago
WEEEGEE!
pokepetshop2 1 year ago
so this is where Weegee was born
ElectroZ0 1 year ago
Mario sounds like Coach Z!!! :D
KayJay123567 1 year ago
@KayJay123567 ROFLOL hahaha
bradbuiltthecross 1 year ago
Huh... I don't remember there being voices when I played the game...
But then again, I had a shitty IBM computer with a crap sound card.
Krimmson 1 year ago
And mario's voice fails
PivotMahn 1 year ago
That cop sounds like she's retarded.
PivotMahn 1 year ago
more like 'malleo' is missing : O
higihugo 1 year ago
And thus, Weegee was created.
DarkMario1234 1 year ago
blao blao blao blao blao wth is with yoshi or yushee
davvvvo 1 year ago
look at the wagon in the beginnig malleo is behind the stuff
davvvvo 1 year ago
Oh, Christ. This answers so many questions for me.
KoopaKonartist 1 year ago
6:50-7:23
And people say Weegee is scary?
Saieras 1 year ago 35
@Saieras Oh my God, that Midget lady from Poltergeist killed Peach and is now using her body as a puppet!
SmugHipster 1 year ago
Fire flower
jake38989 1 year ago
Weegee is watching you!
KewlCrayon 1 year ago
before weegee gained his stare power
jake38989 1 year ago
Weegee
PoopFloor 1 year ago
where is weegee??
Emi3280 1 year ago
1:00.
Racism! It's what's for dinner.
DragonNexus 1 year ago
HOW INCREDIBLY BORING DISTURBING DISGUSTING GAMEEEE!!!!!!! Maybe all that boring stuiff and the incredible patience Weegee had, made him omnipotent as he is! Now I understand everything!!!!!!!!!!!! ¬¬
Metafaniel 1 year ago
Ahhhhhhhh the horrid vioce of Lairie
hiynastrike 1 year ago
"This is the only segment where Weegee stares into your soul." o_o This is disturbin
mcromu 1 year ago
waagaa
asfaqqq 1 year ago
Disturbing...
Fuleadeare 1 year ago
so this is where weegee is from and when you play as weegee too!
mudkip96 1 year ago
damn, peace sounds like she need a fuck from weegee lol XD
Ant963369 1 year ago
Welcome luigi.........I'm mayor sidley.............We've been waiting for you..........Things are really jumping around here............
OMFG WEEGEE HOW CAN YOU STAND THIS SLOW TALKING NIGGA.
TheNeoJer 1 year ago
Booooooooooooooo This Game For Being So Dumb
Nintendo Didn't Probably Know About It At The Time.
TheLegoMarkMan 1 year ago
haha playing as weegee, that game should have been a piece of cake with his stare of death.
VGCheater55 1 year ago
WEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LMAO
Nubriusdaguildbraker 1 year ago
The Super NES version wasn't even this bad.
BishounenNerd 1 year ago 3
That cop sounded like Moira from Fallout 3...
mademan912 1 year ago
why is it called weege
rektornel 1 year ago
omg weegee.
nameismymike 1 year ago
BLAU! BLAU! BLAU! BLAU! BLAU !
Etrocalpoops 1 year ago 4
EWE WONTE FINED ADOBEE HEAR IN NAROBEE!!l
BollyBibby 1 year ago
The origin of Weegee...
Crashgek 1 year ago
Do it for me. Do it for the city. Do it for mareoh.
vihannes3 1 year ago
*looks at weegee * AHHHHHH *turns to weegee*
imatransformergurls 1 year ago
you won't find adobe here in Mairobi, but they do have some spectacular HOTELS.
Luigi: did you say HOTELS!? *flashback* "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic GAY LUIGI" Then Luigi snaps and starts killing everyone..
mitchell337 1 year ago 4
@mitchell337 God bless CDI veterans.I hear Link has seizures.
Notokayipromise 1 year ago
I am mayor Sid-Lee.
Sporyi 1 year ago
When Yoshi's eating the cactus, Weegee is just like. "I'm patient..."
Also, Weegee stares into your soul when you walk South down a road without Yoshi.
GoldenPickaxe 1 year ago
It seems like every voice in the game is the same guy over and over again badly over exaggerating.
VJoe10Waffle 1 year ago
OH SHIT PAUSE AT 1:53, look at the eyes of weege. shit it Scary!
Masterkirov 1 year ago
Weegee's so powerful, he can pop balloons, knock people off skateboards and make people fly all without moving!.. oh, and weegee stare you.
DeathDragon4000 1 year ago
Hahahahahaha, finally, I've been tracing the origins of this bastard for a while
maxyliano 1 year ago
WEEGEE VIRUS SPREADED!
VandolphVibar09 1 year ago
Weegee ROFL
Adamon39 1 year ago
If there are police, why not just headshot the Koopas.........
and WHY does no one notice a plumber riding around Africa on a giant dinosaur?
epiUnleashed 1 year ago
U WON'T FIND ADOBE HEWRE IN NAIWROBI!!
Shaqstheman000 1 year ago 4
1:35 Cupuh FAIL.
RebatDialga 1 year ago
Lol you won't find adobe here in Mairobi XD
MEGAJASONGUY08 1 year ago
"Go out there and catch a Koopa", and then do what, rape it's soul with your piercing stare?
BrownyTCat 1 year ago
Weegee, Malleo, and Yushee
NintendmanMidget 1 year ago 2
IT WEEGEE!!!!!
hpneptuneYT 1 year ago
weegee is hurting my head gotta get hell off this page
andy96921 1 year ago
also the best thing is there is actual pictures of the landmarks
cb19882000 1 year ago
AHHH!!! IT'S WEEGEE!
kardas4210 1 year ago 33
THE QUESTION: why are people with heavy New York and German accents hanging about Nairobi?
NotJustWrongButN00by 1 year ago
Ahha!! I found weegee
1234yersiman 1 year ago
im a luigi what am i a doing here
MADIO!!!!
cb19882000 1 year ago
0:23 OMG WEEGEE!!!!
AAAAAAAAAA!!!
TheJunkman1986 1 year ago
why would a loving god allow this game to pass
MrGuyPwnsYou 1 year ago 25
@MrGuyPwnsYou Cos he knew we'd think it was fucking hilarious.
GenghisKhan44 1 year ago
@MrGuyPwnsYou dere aint no god
VideoMaster2560 1 year ago
8:04 Yoshi's voice acting makes you want to hang yourself.
3:50 Is that supposed to be DK?
BlasterMasterWii 1 year ago
1:54 its also another segment where weegee stares and destroys your soul
gianjoloceymarc 1 year ago 2
that jamacian in the beginning almost killed me,lmao!
WIIGULPY 1 year ago