Nek Minute Original + Alternate takes

[LolMyTV]

"Nik Minnut" Pretty much is a bogan/kiwi way of saying, "Next minute". So I'm guessing what he's pretty much saying is, "Left my scooter outside the "dairy?" Next minute" And then it shows his fucked up scooter.

[fozzy372]

what a head!

[Weedgrindr]

this is weirdly entertaining!

[MrTeddyLegs]

watch the ryan williams version

[nath27100]

what with oii come here! shit?

[nath27100]

ugly cunt

[Bonechizlaa]

Left my scooter outside your mums house nek Minnit she's on me dick

[8RUC5]

get into them boiwz



[TheSuwoop123]

`LOLOLOLOLOL0:42

[Tocoe3]

what the heck is this?

[buttonedupshirts]

BAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA



[squareass1]

Neeeeeeeek muuunnniitt. uh huu huu huuu haa

[jbshoes4u]

GOOD VIVA NEK MINUTE..SEE MY SONG ON YOUTUBE!!

[WowVolcanic]

Nek Minnt

[liamariejohnsonlover]

Everyone at school keeps on saying this to the teachers and pissing them off and they always give us detentions :[

[hayden639able]

Everyone says this is cool but what the fuck you dumb cunt dick licking retarded fagot I hope you die

[Skuxxthedeluxversion]

@hayden639able hau what a angry guy, nek minute......

[CandyGurl1999]

@hayden639able HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA. Mad comment!!! <3'ed it!!

[brooklynater]

This is terrible

[jonahscoots]

KEEP PRESSING 1 !!!!!

[mongor1990]

Chur to you!!

[TheHsack]

did i miss something?



[PaulDiPietroMusic]

outside the what? Theory?

[ViiZualEditing]

@PaulDiPietroMusic dairy

[PaulDiPietroMusic]

@ViiZualEditing Thank you :)

[jasonthedragon73]

@PaulDiPietroMusic Outside the dairy. NZ equivalent of a corner/convinience store..

[PaulDiPietroMusic]

@jasonthedragon73 Thank You.

[loldogzx]

@OMGxITzj3SS3 thanks i just spent 1 hour finding that fucking comment

[littletrucker15]

@loldogzx respect

[WARGASMUNCHAINED]

@loldogzx please tell me what he said lmao i dont wanna go through the comments :(

[moolizard123]

@WARGASMUNCHAINED

left my scooter outside the dairy...nek minute



[WARGASMUNCHAINED]

@moolizard123 .... thanks would of wasted my time for nothing lols

[DRrogers14]

thumbs up if you thought it was hubert rowland from nitro circus

[trixstarr100]

man ur an ugz dude bro

[manlyeagle100]

i did a crap in the toilet nek minit need new plunger

[MarkDangerously]

I thought he said... "left my scooter outside the dairy... lick my nut"

[cutiebe14]

i left meh scookter outside the dairy.....neck minnit.....i ate a cucumber

[mikeyisrad86]

Don't be dog

[phil21469]

funny

[pimphomio]

this dude is a proffesional skateboarder just taking the piss out of kids and scooters.. Nek minute

[JJboy1992]

From the neck down he isn't too bad...

[underscoreisnotvalid]

im so confused! can someone explain what the hell this is about???

[isaac5638]

@underscoreisnotvalid OI COME HERE

[X0ltare]

@underscoreisnotvalid get with the times bro .. nek minute

[forbesskaarx]

@underscoreisnotvalid its a Maori joke fuck face

[DemonBoy720]

@underscoreisnotvalid

ok so.....some guy went to a dairy and came out finding his scooter like.....um.....that. He said this to his friend in a funny accent. his friend found it really funny. so they made a video. some how it got lots of views.

[DemonBoy720]

@DemonBoy720

by the way it isn't his real accent....

[xNeroEQuIInOx]

@underscoreisnotvalid he left his scoota outside tha dairy... nek minnut

[shykeas1]

@underscoreisnotvalid

The people who live in the Dairy HATE scooter, Go watch the jono project, In food in a nek minnit, he forgot to get eggs, so he goes to the dairy with his scooter. Their everyone is watching him with mean looks. Someone however, has a shirt on saying he hates scooter. That is what he means. He left his scooter outside the dairy... Nek minute (Or Next minute) he then shows his broken scooter because the people of the dairy broke it. Do you get it know?

[Ihavealargeprick]

Fucking dork

[cathyweiss]

lols

[Meovcorz]

Aaah that was soooo not funny

[KaylinJH]

I dont understand :(

[djkahnivore]

please check out my channel for nek minute world trade center

[AppleFoxHana]

@djkahnivore Oh hell no. That just sounds downright terrible -__-

[djkahnivore]

@AppleFoxHana and thats exactly what that terrible moment was

[James2BCN]

watch?v=1vPS52PphQI

[toddjamin]

haha, loving all this "hes a newzealander" beef. reminds me of the flight of the conchords episode with aziz ansari

[Deu94land]

scooter.. destroy them all

[SamuelJamieArnold]

Overrated

[TheForge10]

lol hes wearing socks only. This was a common occurrence in Taumarunui were I lived for two years.

[studd196]

@BMXdude511 Hes fucking new zealender u fuckin idiot

[CraazyKatie98]

This kid for real? And is he actually missing teeth? Haha

[BMXdude511]

to all the americans this is what us australians are.

[TheForge10]

@BMXdude511 Dude he's a kiwi mate

[wheelblack35]

@BMXdude511 BmXDude this guys a Kiwi

[phukkinjohnno]

The nek minnit dudes got nothing on Trent from Punchy. But! its's pretty funny.

[vitalogy1000]

This guy is a true born scootist, he tucks his pants into his socks to make him more aerodynamic.

[KingOfRap0800]

I love how the scooter says ''scooter'' on it.

[TheRacistApricot]

@KingOfRap0800 nice man stealing top comments from the original nek minnit vid

[KingOfRap0800]

@TheRacistApricot I actually just noticed that hahahahahaahaha

[leighhills1]

This cunt is so ugly haha

[humanstrain1]

We may have started off as a prison but at least we didn't fucking eat people. The only reason I have no respect for abbos is because the majority of them have no respect for themselves. I work my fucking guts out paying taxes that lays for their housing commission and what do they do? They punch fucking holes in the walls while off chops on goon. Yeah seems totally worthy of my respect.

[playfulwaves]

OMG someone should sample that!!

[2smoothbra]

why do kiwis fuck sheep?? i find it really disgusting and annoying.. im not trying to be a dickhead either im bein serious.. i use 2 have a sheep shagger next door me and he had a lamb which he use to train it from a baby to suck milk out of a baby bottle, then one day he shoved his dick in its mouth instead of the bottle, a real dirty cunt he was...

[bingbongbooboo]

@2smoothbra Fuck off troll.

[2smoothbra]

@bingbongbooboo troll?? wat do u mean by that?? is troll somethin u sheep shaggers say??

[bingbongbooboo]

@2smoothbra No, it's what you say to a mortal idiot, bound to be murdered by their own mother and fucked up the ass by their father all while their toes are being nibbled on by a kinky old man with no teeth, dressed like your grandmother.

Just because you've never fucked anyone, other than your dad of course, doesn't mean you gotta go be a racist for no reason and be adhesive to some stupid rumours. Ain't our problem you take more cocks than a Samoan chicken farm.

[gonefishin1977]

@bingbongbooboo LOL, Samoan chicken farmer??? JEALOUS? Fuckin sick cunts!

[bingbongbooboo]

@gonefishin1977 Hehe, not to be racist or anything but I was referring to how much chicken islanders are notorious for eating.

NO OFFENCE MY ISLAND BROTHERS!

[sillyskeleton1]

@2smoothbra It's just fun. We all do it when we get a chance to go down to the farm on weekends.

[ZoeIsPwnzorz]

hahahaha. NEK MINUTE

[vSnipezzz]

Look at my channel vSnipezz

[taylorbabbababa]

I thought it was 2011... Nek minute

[mehisthegratestLAWLS]

They need to rename New Zealand. Nek Zealand...

[Reverted567]

Some Skinhead

[thescooterboys4]

Original kiwi aka crack up lofl lmfao

[OMGxiTzJ3SS3]

Jhf

[OMGxiTzJ3SS3]

Nek minute... I took an arrow to the knee

[rabbitsReviil]

@OMGxiTzJ3SS3 You're fucking hilarious!! That's so original!

[MultiTwigs]

@OMGxiTzJ3SS3 Your name just screams die hard CoD fan

[Niceboy3377]

i talk to this guy all the time on FB :D

[FresherValleyChill]

I added this guy on facebook when this video had 2000 views. I just recently sent him a message about how I've spread this video to all my north american friends. He gave me some insightful compliments. :3

[bnz500]

@FresherValleyChill wowwwww dued ur soOOo kewl!!!1 I got frost bite just from readin ur comment duueeddz awesooommmeezz!!1!1!1212@@

[janiesmythie]

aka i am letting you know via this neologism that I lack the required intelligence to tell a humorous anecdote about the preceding turn of events that led up to this less than fortuitous outcome. including the intellectual capacity to create a reversal of fortunes in the first instance. 'nek minnit'

[coolguy7798]

nek minnit



[MegaGenius84]

Two things I hate in this world:

1 Water splashing on my arse when I take a shit and

2 This video

[thecoolmik]

@MegaGenius84 too much info bro

[SWEDlife420]

@gonefishin1977 dont be hatn on kiwis. Your just jelous of our superior life and sporting skills u dumb untalented aussie. most aussies are good cunts unlike you. have a laugh u dry cunt

[mikedunworth]

tuck your jeans into your socks some more..... hahahahaha

[j13194]

that scooters fucked up for good

[iRamzHD]

his trying to a say I left my scotter outside the dairy next minute ;)

[Jsoloproject]

how did this douche bag jack o lantern get famous?

[SamoatulaiG]

I left my scooter out the dairy.. nek minit.. i took an arrow to the knew

[hbycr1]

@murbz1 are you a retard. It's a scooter not a skateboard.

[kameo747]

@hbycr1 Its from a skateboarding movie.

[murbz1]

I'm surprised this cunt even knows what Skateboarding is...

[conemonster]

haha new zealanders are so retarded!

[BUSTARBEAT]

@conemonster Fuck you cunt

[xxSW33TK1SS3Sxx]

Proud to be Kiwi :) xx

[kameo747]

I used to leave my scooter outside the dairy, nek minnit, I took an arrow to the knee.

[WaffleHousePrime]

the only people in newzealand that fuck sheep are from gore and when the australians get that you could say its ... gore- met

[WaffleHousePrime]

@WaffleHousePrime dont even have to wait nek minute australians bitching at me

[gonefishin1977]

@WaffleHousePrime STILL LAUGHING BRO-I ? Just realising it's not so cool living on the side of a fuckin active volcano? Soon you'll relise the next island south is Antarctica. AUSTRAILIA OR BUST!!! On your knees bitch...

[WaffleHousePrime]

@gonefishin1977 haha lolol hows the bush fires man ? oh ... wait the flooding ... oh wait the cyclones you dumb fuck i have australian friends and ou sir took the joke to far have fun in your perfect country bitch.

[gonefishin1977]

@WaffleHousePrime Bushfires and cyclones are considered natural disasters that we live with, THAT MAKE US SO STRONG. WTF, an earthquake? Did it wake you up, did it fuck your roof? RUN AWAY...WEAK CUNT

[WaffleHousePrime]

@gonefishin1977 earthquake only effects christchurch dumbass ... and coz disasters happend on the other side of your country that shit doesnt make you tough go home weak cunt little bitch.

[bingbongbooboo]

@gonefishin1977 At least our country didn't start out as a giant fuckin prison, and we have respect for the original inhabitants of the country. Not like you racist fucks, you hate everyone that's not Australian.

I'm a Maori and I have plenty respect for Aussies and Abbos alike, but its people like you that are losing it.

Fuck up and keep your mouth shut cunt.

You'd stop talking shit if you weren't behind a computer screen.

[gonefishin1977]

@bingbongbooboo 5 Years ago I would never say such a thing, but since you've brang your try hard nigger crap to me, turned suberbs into Gettos... Islanders into fuckin' cocconuts, GET FUCKED. Tell the world what realy happend to the "original inhabitants", or you just a poretend Warrior? LAME CUNTS.

[bingbongbooboo]

@gonefishin1977 Wtf? The original inhabitants of New Zealand are the Maori, and they still live here! So you can fuck off with your bullshit, incorrectly spelled crap. You're the one being a "poretend" warrior. You're being a keyboard warrior, but I doubt you know what that means, given your false intellect and all.

[Pantostadoh]

watefuk is nek minute?

[ThennyDlux]

I like when he left his scooter outside the dairy

[S2KKuPeR]

@MiseryDesigns Australia doesn't import sheep from NZ. We have our own with normal sized buttholes. You eat that shit yourself ... Enjoy your gravy mate

[MiseryDesigns]

@S2KKuPeR Dont get butt hurt mate ;) haha

[420rascyman]

Fkin ridiculous !!!

[RumiSan]

Neeeeeeek Miniiiiiiiiiiit... Huhuahahahahaha..

[GAMEDOWD]

Feel sorry for the guy?

[MrInception12]

is that thing even human lol hahha?

[tenayahshaneece02]

lol what a scooter

[Beercrate2]

Thats just fucked

[ThePlandaly]

i dont get why people are like all crazy over this. nek minute has been round for years

[HeartyGooner]

@ThePlandaly - true that. like most sayings they come and go and then nek minit...they're back. oh shame.lol

[DEADmanwalking367]

went to eat a pie NEK MINIT COOK ME SOME EGGS

[MegaSingingpro]

DUMB



[M00M4N11]

NEK MINUTE

[MiseryDesigns]

Sheep are fucked in nz and then sent to australia for you to eat.

Think about that when gravy runs down ur chin ...

[08mawnt]

@MiseryDesigns luckily i dont use sheep shit to make gravy....

[HeartyGooner]

@MiseryDesigns - not by me they aint buddy... but to each his own.

[mynDemon]

@MiseryDesigns mike king fan i see

[MiseryDesigns]

@mynDemon Hahaha , yes sir .

[TheGustavFTW]

@MiseryDesigns

We eat lamb, not sheep. Unless you also admit to fucking baby animals on top of being sheep shaggers.

[BUSTARBEAT]

@MiseryDesigns Fuck you and all of your Inbred Aussie mates go fuck your self

[MiseryDesigns]

@BUSTARBEAT Im not aussie you douche ...

[gonefishin1977]

@BUSTARBEAT FUCK YOU COCCONUT, Hows it feel to live on the side of a fuckin volcono? Hows it feel to have half the NZ population not giving a fuck about your problems because there livin too good in Ozz! Half-cast, outcast, imbread, homless slopeheads...as if evolution itself tryed to run away you useless cunts.

[BUSTARBEAT]

@gonefishin1977 Guess what you smart fuck i live in oz and you dont realize that we are livin it good of your resources and taking your jobs ah you INBRED HONKEY go fuck your mother

[gonefishin1977]

@BUSTARBEAT Because NZ is a shithole?

[BUSTARBEAT]

@gonefishin1977 honestly i recon Australia is an awesome country with awesome people i was born in nz and raised here australia is an amazing country and nz also an amazing country its Just that we get racist cunts like you commenting on us kiwis like our countrys shit and comparing us to this sack of shit

[JustStopMeNow]

@MiseryDesigns yeah r u the one who fucked the sheep

[Jerone211]

@MiseryDesigns you fuck sheep? hahahahahah

[KnightOfTheRealm1]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA NICEBOY!!!



[pinkpunk1690]

this guy reminds me of Forrest Gump nek minute xD

[HFTL666]

love when he tries ridin it

[Blellowdb]

@IDFPleonexia

You fed the troll. Nice job dumbass.

Remember, winning an argument on the Internet is like winning the special olympics. Even if you win you are still retarded.

[grandmasterclam]

@Blellowdb funny shit i read all day.. many thanks

[dmohr7]

fuck you quade you traitor!

[TouchGuide12]

Whats with his teeth?

[SuperBiggurl1]

this dude needs a dental appointment...but farrrk hes carved up hardout!!!!!wooooshhhh you go boiiiii......

[TheGobbieMan]

Try keep on pressing 1

[CritterKissesxx]

hahahah aww i feel kinda bad for him... he got no scooter now ://

[wosse123]

woop woop go unkle levi u roock

[LaZoR69]

OI COMEHERE

[KAI3Kuroseiga]

YT link has "Pro" in it, i agree.

[He11sAnge1]

i have a hard on

nek minit!!!

[brendanshield]

This guy went to the same high school as me. Selwyn college. I guess this is his 15 mins of "fame" Good on him.

[BowChicaBowWowUK]

Thumbs up if you say "Nek minnit" rather than "Next minute" after this video

[Rotavegas1]

what has engineering aids and mental evolution got to do with this video...really dudes you need to get out of your comfort zones and LIVE!!! NEK MINNET they are....

[TheBaybmama]

now I know where the word "NEK MINUTE" comes from... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h,....

[solitairewolff]

What does "nek minute" mean? I'm not a native english speaker, all I understand is that before something horrible or awkward happens, he says "nek minute" LOL

[BeFweeEn]

@solitairewolff "Nek minute" Is just how the guy with the New Zealand accent here says "Next minute." It's used in other places for humour.