Rove Live - Matt Okine - Comedy

[alizee131]

So who did the "why are you black?" joke first? You or Hari Kondabolu?

[mattokine]

@alizee131 I think the real question is - who the f$%k is Hari Kondabolu??

[alizee131]

@mattokine haha he's pretty big in the UK....YouTube him, his joke is very similar, a bit...too similar!

[alizee131]

@alizee131 my bad. He's American...I get confused coz he's black *we've come full circle now*

[mattokine]

@alizee131 well whoever's clip was online first can take the mantle.

[alizee131]

@mattokine haha well I personally saw your performance on Rove ages ago so I'd be watching Hari's jokes closely. Get Joe Rogan to go to town on him like he did Carlos Mencia :P

[sashngs]

Funny stuff! I remember this guy from primary school lol

[TheAsianDramaReview]

What is his nationality though? lol And people do the same thing to me when they are trying to establish what type of black person I am ;)

[LucasKussowski]

I laugh so hard with every view.  A total classic and one of the best! :)

[cjp2107]

Bloody hell, this fella definately deserves the title.

[mattokine]

@segdogz That is correct. Looking forward to it! Unless, of course, you are one of those 3 people...

[mattokine]

@segdogz Haters, mayn!

[SisiStringer]

I used this the other day talking to this hot black guy (I'm also black) he asked me where I was from and I said where, then I was like but thats not what you mean is it. You mean WHY AM I BLACK

And he laughed a lot. Thank you Matt Okine ;)

[mattokine]

@SisiStringer They call me cupid.

[iChex]

oh no no no no

WHY are you BLACK?

Lol Lol LOL

[Tsugo582]

Haha i don't think i've ever laughed harder.

Made my day. :)

[stormer4LyfE]

Hey Matty its me Steve (Rangi Herangi) Tavao...awesome shit bro whr bouts in Sydney Im up here in NEWCASTLE AND I THOUGHT WE'D GET TOGETHER FOR A DRINK

steve....lol..

[Rue4815162342]

bloody great. totally right about the insert button. i screemed at my computer screen when you said that YES THAT IS TOTALLY FREAKIN ANOYING. thanks alot.

[HeartsMeNeko]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lawsonbeets]

hahah funny as man

[Rugdump]

funny stuff...great job mate.

[rappstack]

i remember constantly quoting this skit to friends for a couple of weeks after it went on tv. lol. isn't matt okine on the maccas ads now? and he goes: "chickenn!!" lol.

[mattokine]

Or boys that find Zac Efron really cute.....

Ok, now I don't know what to think.

[Samiii15]

ahahah

are you the guy that did this stand up

or do u like him so much u decided to make ur youtube name his name :P

[mattokine]

no it's definitely me.

I'd be really worried if there was someone out there calling themselves by my name...

[Samiii15]

:P lol

so where are now??? i saw u on h2O it was pretty funny :P hows ur career?

any gigs? :D

[896748rhjbasgjjgankl]

@mattokine that would indeed be odd. unless your name was John Smith...

[mattokine]

oh no, wait - you're both girls. Sorry about that.

[mattokine]

wow - is there a relationship blossoming right before my eyes?! how exciting...

[dayummclo]

AHAHAHAHHAA

true we are girls :)

next time u go on rove u should say

"Sammii and Chloe are the best ever!!"

[Samiii15]

ahahahaha

yeah im secretly a man whose inlove with zac efron and edward cullen :D

[Samiii15]

Scroll lock? Scroll lock? what the hell is scroll lock? ahahahah

[dayummclo]

dude ive been trying to find this for agessssssssssssssssssss

funniest thing ever!!!!!!

[Samiii15]

OMFG me too i like looked up on gooogle and i have been trying everything :D

[dayummclo]

BAHAHA

yessssssssssssss!!

i was like typing in all the quotes on google but nothing came up xD

and i asked on yahoo but no1 answered haha

[Samiii15]

ahah omg that was sooo me

i remember watching it on rove and it was sooo funny

and then i remembered it was a competition for like the best comedian or something

so i was typing like "rovelive comedian competition" lol i had no clue :S

how did u come across it then????

[dayummclo]

haha

fluke.. i was just randomly going through comedians from rove and then he started talking and i was like YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha

[Samiii15]

ahaha

i dunno how i got it hey

but as soon as i founf his name i typed it

on utube and he was there!! i was soo excited ahaha

i added it to my favs so i will never lose it again :P

[dayummclo]

bahaha so did i!

[Samiii15]

lol hey i tried commenting ur vod but it sed commenting thing o has been dissabled soo i dunno lol u guys sound american!!!!!!! are u coz on ur profile ir australian :P and seeing as rove is an australian show and is only showed in australia and new zealand :P

[dayummclo]

we are australian lols

i have been asked a few times if im american hahaha

:)

they should show rove in america though i think thatd be cool

[Samiii15]

ahha yeah it should! do u remember wen rove went to america no one new who they were lol

i was hell devo coz roves big here and i mean big stars have been on rove so its not as if they would of been no bodies :P

are u 18 or is it just like on ur profile???

[dayummclo]

I KNOW!!!

i was like sif they dont know who rove is come on!! xD

nah lol im only 15

[Samiii15]

aww cool so am i lol so wat year 11 next lol

where abouts in australia u from

[dayummclo]

im going into year 10 lols :)

im from melbourne :D

where r u from?

p.s.. i like this little youtube conversation we have going hahaha

[Samiii15]

im from perth :D the forgotten city

ahah same

wat do u think of this comedian :P

[dayummclo]

perths cool :)

i think hes totally completely awsome haha

wat u think?

[Samiii15]

ew theres nothing cool about uz seriously

lol

i think hes sikk :P

[dayummclo]

ive never been but apparantly you have good beaches lols :)

[Samiii15]

yeah apparently we have the best in the world

and the best waves i dunno

margret river is known as the best waves in the world!!!!! well we are good for one thing :P

u know heath ledger :( he was born in perth!!!!! its so sad his death hey

[dayummclo]

wow thats so cool!! :D

i know =[ heath ledger was awsome as!! it was a bit depressing watching the dark night he was soo good in it

[Samiii15]

i never saw that i want to, they are talking about how he will get an oscar for it, it would be sik if he did

[dayummclo]

i know yeah that would be rad as!

he deserves it he was really good as the joker :)

[Samiii15]

yeah i wanna see it its still a new release tho :( so i will wait till its a weekly and get it cheap :P

[dayummclo]

ahahahhaa i do that to xD!

[Samiii15]

lol whose ur fav actor/actress or both :P

random small talk

[dayummclo]

hahaha um my favourite actor is leonardo dicaprio :) and my favourite actress is anne hathaway

wats urs?? :D

[Samiii15]

my fav actor is zac efron (madley inlove) and my fav actress is zooey deschanel

lol

i love anne hathaway shes soooo awesome and dicaprio is a little hotty :P

actually zac is only my fav coz i am inlove wif him, but all seriousness it would be a toss between johnny depp, adam sandler(spelling???) and jim carey i dunno lol

[dayummclo]

lols yeah zac efron is cute hahaha

i love johnny depp he is such a good actor :) ahaha i was watching billy maddison last night on tv.. adam sandler is so funny xD

[Samiii15]

i saw that :D

that was on tv as well :D

do u no zooey deschanel if u dnt no her by name u will no her by the movies shes in

[dayummclo]

ahaha such a funny movie :)

yess ive seen a few of her movies shes a good actress

[Samiii15]

yeah it is

have u seen yes man thats funny

she was in that

[dayummclo]

LOL yes that was pretty funny :D

she appeared in that weeds show yeah lols?

xD

[Samiii15]

ahaha yeah that was funny

:P

wat music do u listen too :P

[dayummclo]

im into like metal and screamo and stuff :D

what kinda stuff do u like?

[Samiii15]

REALLY

lol that makes my eyes bleed :P

im into techno and like dance music

and i dnt mind the charts songs here and ther

[dayummclo]

ahahaha

lol techno :P

everyone loves techno at my school :)

[Samiii15]

ahahaha i recon hey

have u read twilight and those series

:D

[dayummclo]

lol nah i havnt read it.. everyone wants me to though xD

have you?

[Samiii15]

SURE HAVE :D my friend got me onto them before it became hell popular thank god omg ahaha it sounds like a drug ITS LIKE A DRUG its a romance between a vampire and a human omg i love it and i love edward cullen TEAM EDWARD i hate jacob grrrrrrr wereworlfs suk I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN okay sorry *breath* wat you been up to lately

[Samiii15]

OMG love sorry i havent like spoken to u in like weeks :(

umm ahaha that was probably me :D

yeah skool has started for me im allready stage manager in a production and i have allready got heaps of assignments grrrrr

:P

oh well wat u been up to

[dayummclo]

ahahaha thats cool (:

LOL as

well thats awsome bout stage manager

but yeah homework/assignments suck

:D

[Samiii15]

ew i no

i do like skool like the social aspect of it

and i like some of my teachers this year and my classes so it aint all bad :D

wbu

xx

[dayummclo]

yeah true.

it makes it a whole lot better when ur teachers arnt totally lame. xD

i just like being with my mates hahah

:D

[Samiii15]

yeah i have the biggest crush on this teacher that taught me science last year and im hell devs coz he aint my teacher this year coz i aint doing science :(

oh well lol

[Samiii15]

EARS i ment :P

[cheseyranger]

ROFL

!!!

CALL ME

mATTY

[arixynie01]

HAHA! Omg ive been searching for this for ages, I love this guy!

Thanks for uploading, <3 you long time lolz.

[Saradrummer]

PAAHAHAHAH hes hilarious!!

[CarondeletMerle]

Too funny.Still qoute.. "Scrolling so outa freakin controll"

[stuthemoo]

lol yes!

[SR116]

oh this is hilarious.. i still quote it.

scroll lock! what the hell is scroll lock?!

oh good times.

[heavenlyhot]

I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

CALL ME

LOVE mATTY

-

LMFAO I've been looking for this for ages.

Jessica

[thecortni]

@heavenlyhot i KNOW!!!!! xD

[lukman11]

You are the man Matt! When I logon to YouTube, I play this video. The joke never dies and never loses it's relevance. I laugh so hard.

[INeedAStraightJacket]

hilarious!!!! i love this one. i saw it on tv last year and i was cacking myself. it's so freaking funny!!

[NitroNein]

what were really asking is why the fuck are you here?go back to arabia and live on youre camelshit where you belong

[Saradrummer]

hey, NitroASSHOLE! maybe you should go bak to the middle ages where YOU belong. SCUM BAG!

[arixynie01]

Lol! I <3 the caps lock joke!!

[luvcomedy123]

dude that was effin brilliant. keep it up man!!

[tezarox]

hahaha this guy is ace

[PrintzCharming]

There is gay and then there is this fag. If there is such thing as double cream then this much be double gay. Someone needs to teach this fool how to really rap. P Diddy styles and all that shiz.

[shaynehunter]

would you teach him?, seeing how your all "shiz" and stuff

[PrintzCharming]

FUCK UP GOOK@!

[shaynehunter]

"wa wa wa"

[braksator]

lol

[Samiii15]

huh

[EmoFlyingPig]

CALL ME.

LOVE mATTY.

[Samiii15]

hahaha

[rubylovesmcfly]

haha that was friggin hilarious...

[JaredJade]

funniest thing ever

love MATTY

[BecAussie]

i think he is the funniest comedian thats been on rove

:)

[JanellelovesColin]

Marry Me Matt. Lol =P. Seriously, You're hilarious. I hope you have all the success in the world =)

[jvip]

awesome matt, that was really funny!

video store justin

[danusotti]

wow...you've come along way since i last saw you in primary school. congrats!

[meryalyuz]

omg, who knew u were so funny!!

watched it about 4 times. laugh everytime!!

cant believe u met rove. my life long dream.

[volvodr1ver]

haha all that voting really got you in ! great job Matt !

[colombo2008]

Nice one Matt!

Kimpo

[scottdarwon]

Glad my vote finally made a difference buddy....well done.

[humanitarian2007]

loved it matty. keep up the gd work

[yoslammer]

seen worse (rove), seen better (anyone from the u.s.). keep it up matty.

[00bec]

Ah yes! I've been looking for this video. Possibly the funniest comedian ever on Rove Live. I laugh every time