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  • to bad for the phaggot...

  • He took that fainting like a badass. We've got an ice cold motherfucker here... focusing in a daring situation where he might cause head injury to himself he informs the nearest possible source of help that he's about to go down. Marine, son... marine. Oooraaah.

  • I love how theres tons of comments that are exactly the same. Very creative everyone.

  • He couldnt put down his que cards to help a dude that was telling him he was passing out?

  • oh man! it keeps freezein when hes fallin.

  • Don't lock your knees when you're standing for a long time. Deoxygenated blood from his feet probably rushed up into his chest when he unlocked his knees. I've seen this happen A LOT. Much more common than you might think.

  • gone.

  • That is the fucking stupidest chart I have ever seen!

  • keyboard cat is allways playing qhen ppl are blacking oout due to booze

  • Why did he shake his hand man?

  • U passing out bro?

  • I love how he has to ask for help before that dumb bitch does anything lol

  • lmfao!

  • I wanna be able to predict, and not only predict, but NARRATE, my own passouts.

  • " Ya wanna sit down ? "

    "GONE."

  • best one!

  • Gone.

  • Gone.

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  • Gnome. Ah shit... I mean.

    Gone.

  • Gone.

  • Gone.

  • Gone.

  • Gone.

  • At least he has the courtesy to warn everyone that he's passing out, WHILE he is passing out...

  • the guy is passing out and glen wants to keep arguing with him?? WHY?

  • It's crazy because I'm thinking- "WTF, why would he just keep talking to him when he says he's gonna pass out?"

    But really thinking about, I don't know wtf I would've done, lol. That's so crazy that he called it.

  • That happens to me anytime I'm watching Glen Beck..

  • What a useless crew. Just watching.

  • oh he must have cancer? win* (sorry to people that really do have cancer)

  • Oh God. I cannot stop laughing. I am crying. Tears are flowing down my face.

  • AAAANNNNDDDD gone.

  • He did warn us. But we wouldn't listen.

  • What a BAMF. He totally called the shots on his own slipping out of consciousness. "Gone."

  • i bet Glenn Beck had an electroshocker in his hand

  • NOW THIS IS FULL ON CANCER * Shows keyboard cat* LOL.

    *Shakes hand * Gone, OK! *looks back* can somebody help him?

  • LOL! Gone.

  • lol their reactions are like.. slow

  • "Gone..."

    *THUD*

  • what happen?

  • He fucken knew he was gonna be lights out. weird

  • Gone. hahahaha

  • Did Glenn die?

  • 'we can do this until we pass out' - Tinie Tempah

  • He couldn't handle the path to destruction so he passes out.

  • "im passing out.......im passing out.......gone"

    i fucking love that he narrated his own passing out

  • @Cervy18 Reminded me of Daggett Beaver "I'm slipping away...... still slipping...(crash).. I've slipped."

  • this is hilarious, dude did a play by play of his own passout WINNING!!!

  • "gone"...I'm totally using that if i ever notice that I'm passing out

  • Why did he say 'Gone'???

  • @CommanderOfTheSun

    because he knew he was going...going...gone. fuckin duh!

  • @HiTEqMETHOD Yeah, but itd be like me being shot 50 times with an AK47 and going 'Im dying...dying...dead!'.

    FUCKIN DUH!!!!

  • @CommanderOfTheSun

    Lol exactly. As absurd as it sounds that's exactly what just happened.

  • i hope glenn beck died!!!

  • glen beck acutally has compasion. unlike the rest of the crew that are like huh.

  • did he died?

  • Lmao!!!!! Hahaahahahahaaha! He was so relaxed and chill about it

  • haha shakes his hand

  • Must have a horrible life...every single one of you that is. You have screwed up logic. You've been taught that fantasy is reality.  And on top of that you're blind to the government. All the bullshit most you all spout and you call Beck out? LMFAO Retards!

  • hes like a satnav gona pass out pass out gone

  • mention aids and he will die

  • lmao gone

  • i think he passed out

  • Must have been the last of his braincells comitting suicide...

  • really good timing if i was like that 3 weeks ago my arm wouldnt be all fucked up

  • I have the same thing. Chonical Hyperventilation.

    It sucks hard.

  • 'gone.'

  • it's so damn hot in those rooms where they film the news and stuff i don't blame him, hahah. gone.

  • im gonna pass out

    ok

    im passing out

    ok

    gone

    ok

    LOL

  • Love the jeans and the sneakers of the alive host.

  • gone :D

  • i like how Glenn Beck didn't believe him the 3 times he said it...and only was alarmed when he fell..........shows you how much he cares.. *cries*

  • "im passing out..." *shakes hand* "good day sir, i will see u wen im awake" *faints*

  • gone.

  • Keith Olbermann strikes again.

  • 72 people must have passed out while trying to click the thumbs up...

  • So kind of him to let Glenn DoucheBeck know when he's checking out lol.

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  • did camera crew died?

  • wait...what the fuck did bankruptcy have to do with cancer??? damn you beck, damn you.

  • lmao why does he shake his hand roflcopter!!!!

  • This reminds me of a Will Ferral movie.

  • "Gone".... and here comes keyboard cat lol

  • he passed out from glenn beck's stupidity

  • glen beck just mind fuck the shit out of him

  • "Gone"

  • Im passing out. *shakes hand

  • unagi. he is alwaxs aware!

  • best play him off by far

  • I don't think I've ever passed out in my life. That's depressing.

  • loooooolz! why would you say 'Gone' before passing out?

    Nah seriously, im putting that on my tombstone...

  • I've done this before, I was on the football field and i was like "hey guys im going to pass out real quick, just have water ready"

    and thump was out.

  • @zomgwtfbbqbagel did you say 'gone'?

  • in soviet russia, guest on GB passes in

  • @rippedlikejesus69

    that could have worked in so many better ways but that fails

  • @rippedlikejesus69 not funny.

  • Gone.

  • LOLOLOL play him off keyboard cat <3

  • glen beck is an idiot is not smart enoughto understand "am passin out" how the hell does he have a show?

  • no sign of the keyboard cat passing out here lol flat on ready with that faithful keyboard and those black n white keys ready to be played...play em out kk or pass em out

  • when you pass out you normally notice it, your vision goes dark and sometimes your hears ring, so the guy was probably like oh shit

  • I'd pass out to if I had listen to Beck, too.

  • LOL ....gone

  • did treasuries died?

  • Gonna pass out....

    Im passing out...

    passin' out...

    gone.

  • Guy: Im passing out

    Beck: Do you have health insurance

    Guy: No

    Beck: OBAMAS FAULT!!!!

  • He must have had an allergic reaction to Glenn Beck's bullshit.

  • @Anon371 your gay and probably a 12 year old kid wanking off to dead aborted fetuses

  • @beakon7 Cool story bro

  • @Anon371

    LOL :)

  • @Anon371 People with an I.Q. over 3 tend to. . . . .

  • @Anon371 that specific allergy would explain obamas adamant support for all of the arab revolutions. And what happened to Clin-ton.

  • @Anon371 173 faggot liberals like this comment

    

  • gone.

  • yeah the best part when he says "gone." lmao perfect line

  • Keyboard cat was not amused.

  • He was so fucking calm....

    I'm passin out

    Translation: DUDE HELP ME

  • THi sis what happens when you are in the air of someone who is chock full of bullshit

  • passing out .... gone .... :D:D:D:D

  • did pass out died?

  • I pissed myself when he said gone.

  • The bullshit was too much for the guys head. It overwhelmed him and thus, passing out ensued.

  • Thankgod everyone rushed in to help! ! !

  • Wow he really knew that he was going to pass out lol, Gone.

  • was the guy diabetic or something? Or just....nervous?

  • I always like how the piano cat gears up for the fail in advance...."Gone"

  • Best. Keyboard cat. EVER!

  • Yeah, Beck's insanity overwhelmed him.

  • what the hell... why the fuck didnt any one do anything??? PASSING OUT MEANS GET HELP YOU FUCK WIT

  • Haha - I feel like nodding off every time this dimwit talks too.

  • Full of CANCER! gone...

  • What's with this? The second he said he was going to pass out, there should have been someone standing as close as they possibly could, ready to catch him.

  • Did fox news died?

  • hahha i laughed so hard when he said GONE then drops

  • He was overwhelmed by Glenn's Madness Waves.

  • MY GOD.... he can see the future......

  • best one yet lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • A powerful handshake revives all senses

  • Lots of people have that problem with glenn beck

  • this guy was agreeing with everything glenn beck said and secondly who thinks someone is serious when they randomly say passing out?

  • At 0:40 you see Glenn Becks skin tight jeans

    so what is the REAL fail here

  • @AcezNash Skin tight jeans?

  • Soo sad, poor guy is struggling asking for help, and all he gets is a hand shake. so whats the real fail here?

  • haha i love how he's just like "yeah i'm about to pass out" all nonchalant like it happens all the time

  • @explosivemints maybe it does for him.

  • Epic who calls their own pass out!

  • @gunther558 lmao i know right!!!!! gone

  • The massive doses of stupidity eminating from Glenn Beck nearly killed this poor man.

  • That guy sounds like he's passed out plenty of times before, I love how Glenn Beck doesn't acknowledge the fact the guy is going to pass out until he drops to the floor.

  • did glen becks double chin died?

  • All jokes aside, why did that guy pass out? Nerves in front of the camera, or what? Maybe some sort of medical reason? Anyway, it was a funny video.

  • Yet another man who would rather play dead then hear glen beck speak

  • If keyboard cat had lyrics...

    Key board cat is playing you off

    because you really suck

  • good god...he killed him with a handshake... I THOUGHT ONLY CHUCK NORRIS COULD DO THAT!!!

  • This is not Keyboard Cat Worthy,

    KÉYBOÁRD CÁT ÁPPRÓVÁL DÉNÍÉD.

  • He realized he was on FOX news

    also...gone.

  • Gone... *blah* thunk...

  • gone.

  • Did he died?

  • Poor guy was crumbling under the pressure of bankruptcy, treasuries, cancer, and cats.

  • How many times does someone have to alert you they need help before you get the hint? geeez

  • Kira!

  • LMFAO I LOVE HOW HES LIKE.,....gone. xDD

  • HAHAHA wait, what?

  • lmfao gone whoa u ok

  • gone! hahaha

  • i'm surprised Glenn Beck didn't start crying.

  • lol no one helps him

  • wow that guy sure is aware of his situation "gone" he must have narcaplepsy or somthin