It slices, it dices, it juliennes fries and conjugates verbs. It leaves your clothes with a fresh scent and your teeth looking white. It comes in seven different colors and a variety of flavors, is fun for the whole family, can un-potato any GlaDOS products, save the princess, AND deliver pizza in under 30 minutes. It can do your taxes, raise the dead, and repair any scratched CDs you may have. It also has a Master's degree in Quantum Physics, and can Chuck Norris Chuck Norris, so buy now! :D
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This fucking game fucking sucks because the fucking character design fucking sucks. Thumbs up my fucking comment because i'm fucking awesome as fuck and this comment is good!.
@animegamingdude Dude, it's not an actual trolliing comment, it's a parody of MarioTehPlumber. It's not meant to be taken seriously. I have videos of me parodying bad video gamers ready for July. I repeat it's a MarioTehPlumber parody, not an actual trolling comment.
@animegamingdude Thanks for understanding me, dude. Check out my channel and subscribe if you wanna check out my brand new Ol' Loose Monicle series of videos on the last week of July.
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That was hilarious. Years of family fun...The Genesis is my most unreliable system. I still have my original cart of sonic 2. I need to replace the contacts on the console.
I guess Sega was lazy when it came to their commercials. The gameplay in the commercial is from the beta version. And the first Sonic commercial had gameplay for what is supposed to be the beta, but the beta was never leaked.
@Iamdrewski3 Sonic cost that much, not the system. The genesis cost way more than $60.
FPSLarryIII 1 week ago
LOL Oh man I remember this commercial when it first came out. I was laughing my head off. Thanks for uploading it. And I still do today. LOL
gentleEvan2 1 week ago
But i think the real question is...Will it blend
SpontaneousJunk 2 weeks ago
54.99 for a brand new sega? now fast forward to 2012 smh almost 600 for a new system y cant it be simple
Iamdr3wski3 1 month ago
@Iamdr3wski3 I'm pretty sure it's Sonic 2 that's 54.99 in value
Doom2Guy 3 weeks ago
@Doom2Guy no sir it was cheaper back then
Iamdr3wski3 3 weeks ago
do you know that the weiner dog sweater is sold sepretly??
tayjobff72 2 months ago
But does it enlarge your penis?
flarn2006 3 months ago 2
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Junedude433 2 months ago
I never knew video games were always that expensive.
flarn2006 3 months ago
Julienne Fries?
CaybyJ 3 months ago
WOW! That is good marketing.
TronPachioftheDynamo 3 months ago
I just bought a sega genesis off ebay that came with sonic 2, for that price lmao
nano210z 4 months ago
It's also a hand grenade, I hear.
bb1televator 5 months ago
ACT NOW! Wiener dogs sweaters sold separately. ROFL! Thumbs up if you think that line is funny.
alexmcferren 5 months ago
I remember when I saw the commercial, I was trying to slice food with the game box. lol I was just little kid back then. I did not get the joke.
Patrick19833 6 months ago 4
@Patrick19833 How did your parents react? Or did they not see?
flarn2006 3 months ago
$54.99 LMFAO....
EvolutionOfTrance 6 months ago
BUT WILL IT BLEND?
nelsonr12 7 months ago
It slices, it dices, it juliennes fries and conjugates verbs. It leaves your clothes with a fresh scent and your teeth looking white. It comes in seven different colors and a variety of flavors, is fun for the whole family, can un-potato any GlaDOS products, save the princess, AND deliver pizza in under 30 minutes. It can do your taxes, raise the dead, and repair any scratched CDs you may have. It also has a Master's degree in Quantum Physics, and can Chuck Norris Chuck Norris, so buy now! :D
LucanVaris 8 months ago
that's awesome
Ambientbattery 8 months ago
That was....AWESOME
Acelif 8 months ago
Sega sure made a lot of hilarious commercials. :)
RocketeerRaccoon 9 months ago
You can play Sonic 2?! (mind explodes)
animegamingdude 9 months ago
All this needs is some Billy Mays
AquaTeamV3 10 months ago
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This fucking game fucking sucks because the fucking character design fucking sucks. Thumbs up my fucking comment because i'm fucking awesome as fuck and this comment is good!.
TheAdam1995 10 months ago
@TheAdam1995 HA! At first, I thought you were a troll until I clicked on your account.
animegamingdude 9 months ago
@animegamingdude Dude, it's not an actual trolliing comment, it's a parody of MarioTehPlumber. It's not meant to be taken seriously. I have videos of me parodying bad video gamers ready for July. I repeat it's a MarioTehPlumber parody, not an actual trolling comment.
TheAdam1995 9 months ago
@TheAdam1995 ...
animegamingdude 9 months ago
@animegamingdude It's okay if you don't understand me. But like I said, it's a parody of a terrible video game critic, not an actual comment.
TheAdam1995 9 months ago
@TheAdam1995 ok.
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TheAdam1995 9 months ago
Okay, now THAT was clever! XD
ShadyKitsune 10 months ago
"Absolutely free!"
Why did I thought of the Scout from TF2 for a brief moment there?
SuperAwesomeTiago 10 months ago
uhmm...wtf? that was just... bad? i can't tell if this is a joke of a vid or... nevermind -_-
MasterWaveXL7 11 months ago
@MasterWaveXL7 It was an intentional parady of informercals. Its supposed to be bad
S2SMTP 10 months ago
I WANT ONE!
saturnurameshi 11 months ago
It still won't save you money on car insurance
grumple123 1 year ago
OMG! IT CAN BE PLAYED TO!!!
LadyJuse 1 year ago
fuck the shamwow and slap chop, Sonic 2 can do what they do, but much better!
figment1988 1 year ago 3
1 person couldn't get the stains out with Sonic 2.
milesprower06 1 year ago
EBAY here i come
JREY209 1 year ago
What were they thinking when they made this commercial? Still funny though :)
Coolblue3680 1 year ago
FINALLY!!!
A good infomercial!!!
Makes tons of julienned fries!!!
mtp234 1 year ago 5
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mtp234 1 year ago
Now that was good advertisting
southy98 1 year ago
LOL
601190567892 1 year ago
My Sonic 2 is a lawnmower
smbmadman1 1 year ago 3
I used mines as toilet paper at one point.
geoscience 2 years ago
@geoscience O_o Dude, WHY?
Sonic2lover 1 year ago
Holy Chilidogs-on-a-plate! I need to dig mine out, I had no idea I could substitute it for my worn-out kitchen utensils! D:
climbinggecko 2 years ago
wow, new genesis games used to cost 54.99?
sonicfan287 2 years ago
I just cleaned my room with Sonic 2 and I play too.
SonicPAJ 2 years ago
in weiner dog sweater sold seperatly... should have said that it does none of the things mentioned above except plays the games
888chilly 2 years ago
they are saying that playing sonic 2 is the least of its functions...
888chilly 2 years ago
That was hilarious. Years of family fun...The Genesis is my most unreliable system. I still have my original cart of sonic 2. I need to replace the contacts on the console.
roflcopter117 2 years ago
my genesis still works. it's 13 years old, been owned by a 5 year old boy, and been in a dust ridden drawer for years.
whattheheck1000 1 year ago 3
WTF!!! HAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!! XD
sonicfan5961 2 years ago
Pets love it too! XD
MuhMuhMamaLuigi 3 years ago 29
something that handles stains,bald spots,cuts vegetables,and you can play with is commonly refered to as a machete.
4franktmp 3 years ago
I guess Sega was lazy when it came to their commercials. The gameplay in the commercial is from the beta version. And the first Sonic commercial had gameplay for what is supposed to be the beta, but the beta was never leaked.
sonikku1011 3 years ago
call now and get a free chili dog
GhostAnjo 3 years ago 3
lol at the ad
its so bad.
DamuEmran 3 years ago
>_> Sega useing the beta here you can tell on the loop on Chemical Plant Zone.
packerfan10 3 years ago
You did your research as S2Beta well. =D
Nintendo6444 3 years ago
SEGA and their hilarious alternative 90s advertising. Appropriate for commercial breaks between videos on MTV during a Saturday afternoon. :)
ekkostar 3 years ago 30
Amazing
DrButler 3 years ago
Lulz
RockmanKenny 3 years ago
LOL
warcraftsucks123 3 years ago
omg sonic 2 is a 54.99 value O_O
brother911 4 years ago
and meanwhile the sonic mega collection comes with tons of the sonic games for maybe $30 right now
ShadowsideisKEWL 4 years ago
I got a mega collection plus at wal-mart at about 20$
chickennugget47895 3 years ago
Not to mention the original Cartridge which is $0.50
Nintendo6444 3 years ago
Such an odd commerical.
ddrcrono 4 years ago
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i dont like this one it takes hte piss out of sonic
twistedgame 4 years ago
I remember this silly commercial.
pikapal91746 4 years ago
LMFAO!!! I didn't know we had a sense of humor like that back then.
TranceCore3 4 years ago 5
I've been looking for this one!
itzmandibabez 4 years ago
Epic.
Gigatits 4 years ago
This is the greatest Sonic 2 commercial to ever come out in the world.
And BTW, Sonic 2 is my favorite Sonic game.
HyperZeroDS 4 years ago 5
lol this video is pretty funny
chinscratchers 4 years ago
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wow how gay and american
coheed09cambria 4 years ago
Heh, that's a pretty amusing commercial, shame it probably wouldn't entice kids.
EssThree 4 years ago
oh the memories
badbobbyhughes 5 years ago
wow...lmao can't tell if it was an insult type of commercial or not
soloace 5 years ago