Windows Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Equations

[xXCoDwGoDXx]

delete the stuff i can't see ahahaha (press backspace forever, until i tell stop... lololol)

[crazychri1]

trolling

[hapiepiano]

Pff this is bad Dowload Dragon Naturaly Speaking 9 much better

[Aqwert76]

I almost pissed myself xD

[geratmathew]

We hit it off so well after another visit busizz4me.info

[robindeakin]

my dragon speaking dont work either, much faster to type,

[Microsoftultimatefan]

Another problem is you talk to fast.

[Microsoftultimatefan]

The commands for speech recognition are very precise. The problem is you add extra words. And when you want to give it another commmand you have to place a pause between each command.

[dogbig90]

LOL :D

[SilentNinjja]

safford....

[3laserbeam3]

Epic... next time buy a keyboard

[ImReallyTypical]

omg i cant breathe for laughing that hard!

[AstAMoore]

Awesome!

[okpapereat]

its the insert ribbon

[bobbysuger]

funny but you are a moron..you talk to it while laughing and expect it to work? then u talk to it like it's a person saying extra words that don't belong..like "yes, delete sex" instead of just "delete sex".

[LikeFuriousFire]

@bobbysuger Sweep your own rug. This was never meant seriously.

[tzahi31]

8:30 to make a simple equation using voice reconization.... sad...

[thehalflifedude]

@tzahi31

This is just for laughs, but to take it seriously you would have to be a idiot, you can easily do it CORRECTLY, but here they are doing it incorrectly making it make mistakes just for the sake of humor.

[TheGuyInUrCloset]

7:20 press....shit.

Then it says: Error! No shit button!

[Telstar85]

install DOS :>

[DaniVegaz]

safford

[robinjam304]

That was awesome.

[jvirfoss]

at the very end for a split second, it says safford 7 lol

[jvirfoss]

yes show numbers + laughs = deaths... ?

[regret94]

lol my brother is trying to find this program so we can try it out

[joeldude76]

what operating system do you have it should be in vista its in 7 for sure

[Bomberofdoom]

"Press backspace till I tell you to stop"

Comp - (opens start menu) "Ok, but where to start from?"

XD

[Pjopo]

One ever a K

[Saberdogdog]

install windows xp!!!!

yes...

[Strawehat]

lol

[realityVSimagination]

lol!

"press backspace FIFTY times. press backspace A HUNDRED times. PRESS BACKSPACE FOREVER!"

lol.

[Srn90]

hah.. hillarious

[thehalflifedude]

"16 /safford7"

[PKPUREEE]

its not the pc it your voice u have to many difrent voices on it its confused lool

stay at one level and go slower then tell me its not working :)

[pi3dr]

Press backspace FOREVER

[peptopro17]

ahahah install XP

[Tannersvan]

Press 16 And a phone number

[drpro01]

hilarious

[MusicF4]

Haha lol.. I had Speech recognition on, and when you said "Show numbers" your voice commanded the computer to open "Channels" Here on youtube ^^

[sexmebre]

i find it funny how they are just constantly using the wrong commands, makes you wonder if they are doing it on purpose or if they just didn't use the tutorial. no offense guys! but good video, shows how annoying it can be if you dont know the proper commands

[princevegetagt]

you guys know what happend right? he's using the wrong commands for 'seven' you say "seven" and for '7' you say "numeral seven", also he doesn't know about the "delete that" command which deletes that last section recognized. hilarious though, i love your video's and almost hope you don't learn these simple commands i've just spelled out for you (those are the two biggest commands you don't seem to know, but you are indeed missing many more such as "switch to" and "uppercase")

[mweezy]

It's just that you have to retrain it about a couple of times before it gets used to your voice.

[mweezy]

LMAO

"Install Windows XP"

[Gyzyn]

Funny as hell! You just have to use start typing mode command, then say seven and use stop typing mode command. That's all :-). PS I used speech recognition to write this comment xD. I gave this movie five stars.

[moestress]

Check out my video, you cant yell, you have to talk normal and clearly! lol not saying my SR doesnt screw up but I can do lots of stuff now!

[moestress]

I know its a bit frustrating but I love my speech recognition.

[oskare8]

what is the program name and how do i get it ?

[hoopsandyoyofan26]

at the end it says 16/ safford 7

[enzo1st]

delete sex, delete six, select all, delete, DELETE WINDOWS VISTA! :))

[KC0TCH]

I once watched one of these vids and laughed myself into an asthma attack.

too funny i cried my self into tears of mirth.

[Miss118]

hah, I could be entertained for hours with this.

haha favorite part-

"PLEASE show numbers??"

[asianjeannie]

you're suppose to say click insert or like you did, who numbers

[Heatherh930]

This is so funny.......this is how I feel when I try it

[Sw1tCh1c]

pretty funny.. i like the part when u ask it to delete until you tell it to stop.. hahaha!!!

[deathskull99]

I am using speech recognition to do this.  The tune that which took a copy of a clue to the top of the pop top left at the true and is U.S. unit got a hollow has managed to all that all the people who lived a place that went to the tower group the in people lost creek, a teacher pont's Scott and a lot of them die every day and Ted Honeycutt a hyena sin Omaha all but he and how how brigade somehow manage to an all the people then into the creek and the city of a long.

[dkeough722]

press backspace FOREVER. I lol'd.

[Mkalola]

Really cool :D

Where do you find this?

[frostfiremage]

its in windows vista its called windows speech recognition

[cheetawolf]

lol "install windows XP" i have vista and imma try this :D

[Jadoremode]

LMAO!

[malik1211989]

hahahahaha nice way to have fun

[ravi0467]

Lol shitbag voice recognition

[PrivateMsMaster]

well it actually works fine for me exept writing -_-

[cXilion]

Haha xD

Rolling on the floor laughing ^^

Oh dear, Vista is the badest Windows EVER made!

[Serio17]

Not half as bad as XP though.

[emosk8er4life135]

hahahahahaha

"Install Windows XP"

[ZachRulz20]

fat lazy bastards cant even effing type.

whats the world coming to.

[PrivateMsMaster]

hes just joking you littel faggot

[ZachRulz20]

why dont u fucking RIGHT CLICK u stupid TWAT fukin hell dumb ass'es like u annoy me.

if u dont like voice recognition use the bloody keyboard!

[NikkiSweett]

Oh, that frustrated me so bad and I wasn't even using it.

[musicofthesoul85]

this fucking program pissed me off too!!

[gwaur]

Why didn't you say "correct 'seven'" on Word but said it on Notepad? :P

[AeroCrossX]

As I can see some Vista Afficionados are pissed off at you, they can't even laugh at themselves. They take stuff too seriously. I laughed, so hard.

[metsgrl45]

press backspace forever.

LMAOOO

[Pizmovc]

I like your videos very very much...I laugh every time I watch them...keep up the good work!

[gertie83]

rofl! :D

[Kaare13]

haha it would be funny is vista answered back> If you dont shut up i will delite your windows and fuck up your computer!

Microsoft Sam will one day take controle of the world>S scary.

[NiksDjs]

Its not very good

[2pac057]

ur so fucking dumb u have to say "click insert" dip shit

[deathscore]

its funny you asswipe

[noia2]

Beta softwares + noob users = this video...

[fh1mahfanzai]

lol ur pc is better than mine,

[watahface]

do you have to download this program?or buy a cd of it?or is it in the computer already?

[kostiskaf]

press backspace ...forever, LOL

I bow before your patience!!!

[hilariousfilms]

Haha

[zeldamaster5]

ROFL this is the best one

[taylor1111111111]

you havent trained the computer to your voice mine works perfectly

[GuitarHeroshima]

Fucking awesome.

I crapped myself at the death part

[Partyboy1216]

lol its funny when it doesnt work. but its so fun to use it

[disperatu100]

i craped my seelf =)))))))))omg omg omg it's so fucking hillarious !!!

[x3band]

i am going to suffocate too. loooooooooool

[7boon]

I'm going to suffocate!

[bigbandmedia]

funny! I hope speech recognition will get better soon. A command should only be carried out if you say "Computer!" first so the computer knows that you'd like to enter a command and no text.

[kninja41]

What if you want it to type the word computer?

[bigbandmedia]

Then you're screwed.

Or... you set a spoken makro such as "nagasakiputer" for the word "computer".

[bl0g3rboi]

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[TheFanatik75]

Ooooooh, mais qu'elle marche bien la reconnaissance vocale de Vista ! xD

[anthonyfoxtrott]

his commands suck.

[aw574]

insert menu is not a command

[racsito39]

I use this in Spanish, although in Spanish you waste more saliva (longer words), I find Speech recognition works better in Spanish, however I am having a hard time making it write special symbols such the em-dash (alt-0151) which is "Guión largo", instead she writes the word, not the symbol. Annoying. But the more I use it, better recognize my voice.

Last, in case I want to reinstall Windows, where is the special file of my voice, so I may skip the "the PC get used to your voice"...

[roger11967]

How can I change the Language of Speech Recognition. TO SPANISH

[racsito39]

I use Windows Vista Spanish Version O_o

[roger11967]

lol my systema esta en English so there is no way to change it... where aver

[VinceWWG]

If you have vista ultimate, you can download a spanish language pack. When you install it,you can change it to spanish

[nican132]

I love the "Install windows XP". Priceless...

I was reading on the manual you are suppose to say "Numeral seven" to make it write "7" or say "Literal seven" to make it write "seven"

[kingofwar2469]

LOL! "Install Windows XP!" LOLOL CAnt stop laughing =DDdDDD

[xHelgiBx]

aleast they try.

[MandaloreGerber]

LOL

"Delete fifty times. . . . Delete one HUNDRED times. . . . Delete FOR EVER!"

Priceless.

[TheAnonymousViewer]

A person would be able to understand what you're saying, but a computer can't. You have to speak a bit clearer.

[RikKkay]

You have to keep a constant tone... you can't say SEven and then say seVEN.

[Nintendorulez]

sex XDDD

[Danimita92]

what do you expect, instead of cancel it sounds like youre saying cancer!

[toxicshot]

its retarded that you dont just USE A FUCKING KEYBOARD...

[RetrieverPuppy24]

But that's the entire point, they were trying not to use a keyboard, use your damn freaking brain if you have one!

[jman19mwi]

Dragon NaturallySpeaking is better then window vista. You can talk normally to the computer like a regular person. its 99% accurate then window vista.and it's easier to search the web with. Right now I'm using the speech recognition program the type to you

[quiksilver712]

Wow, thats a POS

[heartlessrelinquish]

I'm not a native english speaker and even i understand what he says, vista sux, viva linux

[Sanitariumffi]

Hear hear!!!!

[blyth25]

looks fun lol

[sketchratner]

Dude, your not very articulate.. Even if the software could do what it's supposed to do, it still wouldn't understand a frigging thing you said.

[mozzmanau]

cant you see that it is understanding what hes saying but doesnt know what to do when he says it? are you as stupid as Vista? More than likely

[sketchratner]

Man, I'm telling it as it is.. Just turn up the volume and listen to what he's saying. He's talking to fast and mashing his words together.. First line he says is a clear indication of that. Right off the bat when trying to just say insert, he clearly says 'In Insert' .. Then when saying 'Delete In The Insert' (even though it does what he wants it to do, it still sounds like he's saying 'Delete Indian Cert'. And I ain't defending this piece of crap software Either.. It is a piece of shit.. :/

[mozzmanau]

Are you on drugs? He clearly repeats what he is trying to say so clearly a geriatric with a faulty hearing aid would be able to understand him lol

[cananadian402]

true, it sounds like he has some sort of speech impediment

[qwertymac93]

why are you even using this shit? are they paying you?

[Himaxbladers]

lol :D

[Efektaz]

You have strong nerve mate :)

actually i don't use windows vista in my language vista means chicken lol like windows chicken :DDD

[go4it7arh]

Sex

[iCHAINSAW]

LOL 16 / Safford 7

[calosatos]

LMFAO

[starhood90]

Get a f___ing keyboard.

[StevenPbplayerd2]

to get numbers 1-9 to work correctly, you must say "Force Num Seven" and it should work.

[drVitall]

RTFM

[twalichiewicz]

haha

this gets me everytime

[coastermitch]

Hilarious vid 5 stars

[wiilink08]

wow that was hilarious!!!!! :D

[jernov]

A tough to it's own numbers deaths!

that's the closest it ever got to constructing a sentance by itself xD

[Crashman90]

Funny vid=))

[samsamsameooo]

hahaha "install windows XP!" it just shows how pissed off u are getting with it, and the ending is awesome when u give up with word and go to notepad and it still continues to be a bastard by typing stafford at the end, that is a legendary video!!!

[fasterraper]

lol you dont really need voice recognition so why change to xp idot i jusy dont use it but vista rocks

[samsamsameooo]

no i wasnt tellin him to change to xp, i just found it funny wen he sed "install windows xp" in the video.

[ML424wr]

I almost die from that vid so funny ;0

[mhmani21]

:)) awesome video

[demoniclyevl]

"install windows xp" hilarious.

[snoipn]

one of the most hilarious things since months! great ... '7 ... no seven...not seven but seven' 'press back space .. forever' :D great

[colorstarfranky]

LOL...:D:D

[roketjack]

You are a complete and utter newb.

[Jas0nP]

jesus chirst you're retarded with this

[sentiero]

very funny video!! keep tryng if you survive!! lol

[nintendomaster3]

Safford at the last second?

[10493jfds]

windows at its best!!

[GakkiSai]

Oh God I can't breath I'm laughing so hard.

[Gorbachev]

He said sex? Why? As if he didn't expect it to put sex.

[BlackiceNoku]

x___X *died laughin*

[zzedar]

In order to press backspace 100 times, you have to say "<i>one</i> hundred", not "<i>a</i> hundred".

[HylianSpirit]

Do another video, but read a page from a book (Preferably Moby Dick) and see the end result, and how much of it was accurate. Potentially hilarious.

[pieceofpeace]

agreed. I'd like to see that.

[predking]

Double agreed, the recognition would go insane!

[iamdegenatron]

Love how it says 16 /Safford 7 at the end, heh.