DICE UNDISPUTED Andrew Dice Clay @ The HaHa Cafe Part1

[405OklahomaBrewing]

@TarkoBarnes

No hes wearing a hoodie with no sleeves you fuck

[TarkoBarnes]

What in God's name is he wearing, a dress??

[yelnats126]

If you think this was funny, you're probably retarded and uneducated or both.

[muclesmarinara]

that was great

[CHOCOLATEDADDY28]

To all you haters he still making more than all of you shits

[888theeye]

he tells the truth . he is the man . he is a legend

[MindStormist]

I couldn't even watch it to the end. That was awful...

[MindStormist]

I can't tell when he's telling a joke or not. It's just a fat man with a silly accident mumbling...

[thehonzie1]

anyone who doesnt like dice can go fuck themselves

[konyalian]

Dam... i used to go to that comedy club all the time ... how the fu** did i miss Dice perform there that night ... sh*t!!!!

[paulgrs]

its over, sorry i was a huge fan back in the day. this is brutal. anybody could do that bit signed Jerry Seinfeld

[cciemail]

nice camera work, dork.

[2891john2891]

god this terrible... is this stand up comedy? or some guy with delusional self confidence talking about fuck all, and a pre-recorded laugh track playing...

[Dknitz]

Was is washed up. It's pathetic

[Dknitz]

Was is washed up. It's pathetic

[singinsmiley1]

you better fuck me then cuz this fat fonzie is shit did he record this in his basement with a tape recorder of laughter this muppet thinks he,s some bad ass gangster wanna be,i bet you a dime this danny zooko carries a spud gun in his y fronts

[interpolnarc]

Die Hard 15? LOL I love Dice!!!

[mark350320]

Dice is da fuckin man,any one who thinks otherwise shouldnt be clicking on his name(duh) its like he says.."peolpe are ass holes" i like to say,8 out of 10 people are pricks andvonly out for themselfs,but there are still a few and i mean a few good people out there,sad to say,their just hard to find

[thebabycakes71]

HIS OUTFIT IS JUST AS FUNNY AS HE IS...FUNNY GUY.

[blacktopaz8]

I can explain dice...he's done it all already. He's doing whatever the fuck he wants right now. The goal is to do comeedy free style like this. Dice is a coversational comic.

[vdelrio999]

Very much like Raging Bull - the rise and fall and rise.

[mcren555]

Ive got my tongue up this chicks ass right..You know how boring it can be while in line at the bank? So I stuck my tongue up her ass...what's the big FUCKIN deal?

[ritter89]

People don't give him enough credit and are only familiar with his popular stuff. I used to hate him at the height of his popularity but came across a bunch of interviews, short films and movies and was blown away by how quick he is and how much material he doesn't use on stage. He painted himself into a corner and burned too many bridges. He's a hell of a lot more interesting than Robin Williams

[th3r0ck13]

Honestly its simple if you dont like him. Why the Fuck are you here Watching?

I mean why waste your time being here bothering people who like him.

[th3r0ck13]

Honestly its simple if you dont like him. Why the Fuck are you here Watching?

I mean why waste your time being here bothering people who like him.

[pipesrussell]

Looks like friar Tuck wearing a moo moo. Fat, bald and extremely unfunny.

He IS the joke!

[JERRYSIXX1]

THE DICE IS BACK....

[funk51]

dice has become one of those people he used to make fun of. the legend has died  sad to say.

[tubawrubel6236]

Dice rules, he is a legend and a comedy genious...F U if you don't like him.

[Donndoit28934]

@tubawrubel6236 Well then FUCK YOU TOO BITCH! cuz i don like him. don try to criticize the MAJORITY opinon(and my own) without taking time to realize... MAYBE HES NOT FUNNY. cuz i cant even get thro 10mins of this bullshit... mayb others cant too!

@dahoss65- agree.

@uutooyu- agree

@maemaerecords- agree

im sure theres a list of ppl under that that agreeable too. but im not goin to bother cuz basicly HES JUST NOT FUNNY.

and 4 every 5 ppl who thinks hes funny theres 1 who doesnt... bad ratio

[1TheJackal1]

@Donndoit28934 how the fuck do you know what "the majority opinion" is, you and your 3 little friends speak for the world? THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK, dumb fuck.

[ontariobuds]

@tubawrubel6236 I don't think I agree that he is a "comedy genious".

that is just my opinion though, thousands of people seem to love him to good for him. He made a living doing what he likes to do. I wish I was in the same boat as him.

I personally don't really like his routine or attitude when off stage, but I came here to give him another try. BTW, him and Tom Green are the BEST team in the world.

[P8G9JVXD9BK296WHKYJB]

@tubawrubel6236 I like him. It is garbage scum like you, that I do not like.

[jfsgro]

@tubawrubel6236 amen bro!

[EL41591]

hey four minuets camera man way to jump on the banwagon

[LazlosPlane]

Is this cafe on Long Island?

[pescadoygamba]

one day he's wearing a leather jacket ,now its some sort of tent thing whats with that aarr??

[dahoss65]

A bunch of fucking idiots in the crowd laughing at every word he says. Must be mentally retardation night.

[puffadderbite]

Legend load

[mykcheck1212]

The guy at 0:43 laughs like Kermit the frog.

[bignasty1980]

Look, he's from Brooklyn. Plain and simple.

He's the Dice Man.

He'll kick your fuckin ass.

Then fuck your mother.

So, "GO FUCK YA SELF!"

[ChrJahnsen]

@bignasty1980 YEAH, BABY! You said it. He's 50 now and he's still the coolest guy on the planet. The Diceman cometh!

[phantomofthedrivein]

@bignasty1980 bif bam pow! I'm gonna tip you like a cow!

[badcatmcconell1324]

@bignasty1980 Just bcuz he acts like he can kick your ass doesnt mean he can.

[P8G9JVXD9BK296WHKYJB]

@bignasty1980 Yeah, he fucked your mother - deep in the ass.

[jfsgro]

@bignasty1980 ya hear, i hear ya!

[jfsgro]

dice rules forever! end of fucking story

[carlawon]

look, just because dice was great in the 80s dont make it good now. this is horrible. his act is dated. its like the fonzie trying to be a tough guy in a 2010 flick, just dont work.

i didnt hear one joke, just vulgarity.

[77pob]

That's the fuckin' joke!

[uutooyu]

that look he used in the eighties is about tired.

[uutooyu]

i'm sorry but this is sad. he's trying to be tough and use the schtick he used when he was a young comic. it doesn't jive. he won't let it go.

[BPhire]

Yeah, but neither does Dane Cook's unfunny bullshit he presented to millions of people in America, and now he's wiped off the fucking show business planet. It took 5 fuckin' years for people to figure out that Dane Cook was never funny. What makes you think you know comedy now? Are you a comic?

If not, then, keep sticking around in men's restrooms smelling shit all day long.

[AndyJackson1776]

watched dane's shit back in like 04 or 05 and thought he was great. 2010 and i hate him.

[maemaerecords]

damn hes getting old

[LordBicen]

Come the fuck on, is he trying to look like the Jedi Dice?

[badLuckrapp]

LOL@test

[wunderbeast]

man, i was laughing like hell, then that bitch had to ruin it because she's so goddamn sensitive. he's doing a damn bit, which is making me laugh, and i don't care how not pc it is, stop ruining the experience because you overanalyze performance art and take things personally.

[rhinojjusa]

it be funny to see this guy get in a real fight. My money would be on him crying like a bitch.

[Vicmarstar]

Type in Vic Martino from The Sopranos - stand up debut at the search and enjoy.

[Hooklineansinker]

he looks like fryer tuck...LOL

[joeyfup]

he owned the 90's no question...

dice,dice!

[ChrJahnsen]

The Diceman cometh! He is a genious! Created history in a lot of ways.

[metalheadinaz74]

I hope the camera man found a new job. Who the hell hired him?

[fudgebadger77]

Why is he dressed like Friar Tuck

[jimfarrowlove]

He reminds me of the lousy cojmedy routine Robert Deniro did in Raging Bull.

[beznich]

Still awesome after all these years

[AVHeimerski]

Dice kicks MAJOR ass!! One of my favorites.

[smakahoracing6669]

Actually the HA HA CLUB is where his Girl works so he does little things like this because he knows the owner and his girl is an aspiring comedian so those of you who think he's shot need to shoot yourself

[davedoug]

this guy sold out the garden.

he rocked the 90's!

he plays characters man..like a kaufman.

[aniloracn]

@davedoug Wrong PUssy. He rocked the 80's

[davedoug]

@aniloracn not as hard as your mom though.show some respect for your mom

[creepywoman]

Dice could use a better wardrobe

[CreightoX2]

Andrew Silverstein has never been remotely funny. Call it poetic justice that this losers "comedy" career has taken him to the lowly ha ha cafe (one step above doing open mics at coffee shops) where this balding, fat, old man patheticly trumps out his lame old schtick and cigarette yoga routines...UNDISPUTED WHAT??? HACK

[LeeWiu]

What you ment to say was : Dice was never funny to you! He is obviously funny to the audience in the club and to his fans. What you need to do is find comedians that you think are funny and enjoy them, just like Andrew`s fans enjoy him, but please stop complaining.

It`s that simple...

[hobuster1]

What have you done with your life? Even if what you say were true and he is working small clubs you can not deny that at one point in his life he was on top of the world and is still a household name. What have you EVER done that can compare at all to his life? Nothing. He is STILL on tv. When the day comes that dice passes away it will be on tv. You will be a paragraph in your local paper Who are you to brand this man a loser? You are nobody.

[bkobes14]

We'll spoken, sir.

You just won the internet.

[pittedthighs]

pitiful....

[pittedthighs]

Actually, i take that back cuz the camera guy FINALLY panned right so I could see Dice.

[xxxWATCHITSUKKAxxx]

dice!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Meerkat187]

dice is so shot

[asskickineandrathal]

Dear merepussy,

If Dice is so shot, you are fucked! Your expertise in hard core synical comedy sucks, as does your entire fucking family, and unborn. Before you blast Dice, please realize that if you were ever to have the honor of being in the front row of one of his historic shows, and blurted so carelessly what you just now did, this guy would ream you an asshole so large, the titanic would easily slide through with enough room for a 747 to pass without error. Fuck off bitch!!!

[NAMTRIP]

Dice is a pretty big dude,aint he like 6.5?,only 5 people in the audience,dam,dice is better than that.

[CreightoX2]

no, he really isn't better than thta...this pathetic comedy club censors comedians if they have the balls to talk run by an armoshit about their lame and unfunny mcs....what do you expect from a clu

[ufoabductee]

There's like 5 ppl in the audience? Sad.

[xTeenageMillionairex]

DICE RULES!

[dannyd1572]

THis is awful...you can tell he don't care to be thier and his timing is completely off. And is that some Roman garb? Awful.....

[asskickineandrathal]

Can you do better??? STFU!!!

[dannyd1572]

YES I CAN.

[kingofkashiwa]

did he get the robe from fellow 'ashamed to be pudgy, how the years fly' entertainer Steven Seagal?

he dont even got the freakin' balls to light up his fuggin' cigarette no more. madon! these fuggin' guys, whacha gonna do?

[alexzanderhill]

he quit smoking 5 years ago -darsh hole

[skootrd]

et tu,alaguila

[skootrd]

hey venom!

[alaguila]

skootrd smokes pole...DICE is KING!!!!!!!!!

[skootrd]

hey alguila

[alaguila]

It's alaguila you fuckin dumb ass...DICE IS THE FUCKIN KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skootrd]

hey alaguila

[egeneric]

hey you fuck !!

they don't make 'em like this no more.

pie and coffee ... coffee and cigarettes (unlit)

the DICE persona IS not about p.c. (duh)

who said there's something WRONG with going down in flames ??!!

I ONLY HAVE RESPECT FOR A MAN WHO FOLLOWS HIS FUCKING DREAMS, FULFILLS THEM AND RIDES THE FUCKING WAKE TO HELL !!!

LONG LIVE DICE.

[asskickineandrathal]

AMEN!!!

[fundy76]

you know, it's amazing that so many people actually watch this video just to leave hateful comments.

I'm not sure if you're aware of this but..that's insane person behavior. Just a heads up.

Dice Clay is brilliant for better or worse.

His act definitely takes talent and balls of steel.

So he's gotten a little fat in the ass? So his leather coat is now a potato sack and Z. Cavarrici bag bottoms..so fucking what?!

...SHOWING SUPPORT for DICE

GET THE FUCK OFF OUR VIDEO OF DICE!

[TABWISH]

crickets......................­.....

[skootrd]

hes a dork

[666venomslegions666]

UR MOMS A DORK

[666venomslegions666]

fuck u skootrd u fucking fagott

[CE818]

dice can just stand there and do nothing! and still is the best thing ever happend to comedy! dice rules!!!!!!

[MikeVertx]

terrible :(

Im a big fan of DICE but this is just bad.

didnt laugh once during this, sighs

[Kooboo32]

The comments from assholes on here is just a prime example of people who can't DO so they INSULT the ones who can. Anyone EVER heard of "Chris Ramsey Comedy?" I think not you EMBECILE! :)

[fundy76]

it's 'IMBECILE' , jerkoff :)

[cameron1975williams]

Now that is a real man! You fuckin' faggots can blow me, alright!? Where we gonna find men to fight a War with you fuckin' whining little pricks?

[chrisramseycomedy]

He's rubbish... and he looks like friar tuck.

[CHOPPER45cal]

U LOVE HIM, U WISH U HAD HIS TIMING

[charlesbronson86]

obviously you never heard him in his prime

[chrisramseycomedy]

I did hear him in his prime, i had the misfortune of viewing 'dice rules' on google video.

I have to say the show was brilliant compared to the 10-15 minute 'skit' at the begining, which was about as relevant as his outburst on CNN - but when viewed on its own its just him playing up to a crowd of people who he can say ANYTHING to, and they will piss them selves... people like you mate.

He has no setup or punchline.

He's a heap of shit. He says nothing.

Its AIDS.

[dizzzy1975]

He sold out Madison Square Garden in 16 hours for two shows in 1990. Also, he received top billing in a 20mil budget film for Fox. The guy's talented and there's people who love him, and people who hate him.

[daveinbr]

dice would verbally slice evetyone of you dumb little teenage haters stupid dumb fukin kids

[randyatlantis]

Well he didn't manage to slice the girl in the audience, sounded like she had the upper hand to me. To be honest I've always found the guy unfunny and nasty, but watching this more than anything I feel sorry for him. He's lost what little he had and looks like he knows it.

[RustyJamesMistress]

who gives a rats ass what the man looks like as long as he makes me piss myself with laughter thats what counts! did you ever think maybe the man is sick and you make comments how he looks!

[rainslave]

Shit he's gotten FAT and looks like CRAP!!!

Can you say "has been!!"

[monkeywolfpig]

Bet your parents don't look like they did when they were 21 either dumbshit.

[charlesbronson86]

mezmarizeoz your probabally some butt fucker from sydney

[ApparitionZ]

Dice is great, but his current stand up is too watered down. Light that cig again!

[OboxerU]

I'm going to guess that he quit.

In every picture that I've seen of him, he doesn't have it lit.

[JesusJack4x4]

COTTONMOUTHMOVIES

[JesusJack4x4]

COTTONMOUTHMOVIES

[OctoberSaint]

DICE is the KING of comedy ( besides Bill Hicks ) its too bad the world if full of sissies who just don't get his humor.

[lroulette]

dice rules you fucken cock suckers

[Mezmarizeoz]

big man dice, just some pussy ass fat cockhead trying be tuff coz he can say fuck, ohh big talent, fatty

[monkeywolfpig]

Big man can't spell.

[charlesbronson86]

this guy was the biggest comedian in the 80's so keep your fucken mouth shut

[monkeywolfpig]

Watch shit that you enjoy. Don't waste your precious time watching dice and leaving comments that will not change a damn thing. Spend that time with your kids or your family, or, watching shit that you enjoy, or chew some cum!

[Aratheman]

He may run the gym, but the fat ass doesn't work out in it much.

[nykspree08]

i saw dice live last night, absolutley hilarious

[Slayknot]

Did Ya?

[Slayknot]

Did Ya?

[English2Elvish]

He's a fat fucking has been...

[gobsmackedpaddy]

Sounds like a drunk guy in a bar that will not shut the fuck up. Time to leave.

[rammstein11004]

and he thinks that he is going to sell out Giant Stadium Meadowlands. It sounds like about 5 girls in the joint. It really pathetic what diceman has been reduced to. he sounds mental

[rammstein11004]

that jacket looks like a costume from the days of robin hood

[GHTREWSASZXVC]

Loud mouth fucking slabber. Mr Clay you have had your day. NOW FUCK OFF

[WhiteJewDevil]

what a lump of shit,looks like he pawned his leather jacket and gay ass belt he use to wear

[psdaleno]

Hopefully one day a friend or family member when have an honest talk with him and hell him it's time to hang it up.

[nueve26k]

Damn he's horrible.

[dmedin1]

and bill hicks actually had a point

[TeresaRenee1955]

Back in his day, Dice was funny. In this video he seems to be drunk, and his timing stinks, and how many jokes about screwing can you put up with?

[gombro]

You're absolutely right about that. You can tell just by the way they laugh: jerk-offs.

[gombro]

Amazing. This guy is absolutely TALENTLESS. Who actually goes to see this jerk-off?

[dmedin1]

AMEN to that. this dude is a fuckin hasbeen why cant he just leave

[jmantnafan]

JERK OFF!

[gronlaf]

DICE is still funny ass hell, he tells it like is. PERIOD!!!!!!

[mp01juve]

what's remarkable is it took him 5 minutes to drop the f word

[darthvenom666]

dice clay was the only comic to be x-rated, thats why hes washed up, but in my eyes, hes god, so open your minds or your pussies, oooooooooooooooooooo!

[jpkoski]

*knock knock knock* Hey! its the UPS guy! have you got a package for andrew dice gay? blublublub! blublublub! WHOA WHAT A DELIVERY! ALL THIS MAN ___! IN MY ___! ALL OVER MY!

[jackass41510]

he let himself go

[FlaNative46]

Hey I dont care what anyone says Dice Man is a damn good comic. And he is funny, an you know it so just admit it.

[KenLJackson]

Dice still fucking rules! Fuck off if you don't like him you cocksuckers!

[Feyrhawk]

I love the Dice man. THe people who claim they don't still watch the whole fukin thing. If they dont its cuz today everyone is so politically correct(gay).

[Knole999]

Wow.... Sucks..

[Malta32]

You're right, he's so done.

[Doggchop]

Hickery-dickery-doc. Suk my Fuk'in cock...

[Doggchop]

Yer stupid if you don't think this is funny.

Put'a gun in your mouth. End it...

[Doggchop]

Oh Je-Zus, you had me check my emails for your shit.

I don't giva fuk where the camera is. Yu STUPID FUK.

Why'd ya click on here if ya didn't want some Dice.

Fuk'In idiots, fuk you, I don't wanna hear from you.

Go blow yourself.

[slicknicknirvana]

Why did it take 4 minutes for the camera to be put on him?

[ftfme]

fuck all you dice lovers. he fat washed up fag!

[Doggchop]

He's still funny. I laughed 5 times. Fuk you.

[amp1978]

Seriously, he's still funny! "fat washed up fag", my ass!! ftfme can hang himself for all we care. So, fuck him!!

[NovaCinq]

GREAT CAMERA ANGLE!

[uneverything]

Fuck you. Dice will always rule!!

[Led7Zepp]

This isn't the old dice. This is an old kike who's rambling.

[coltsfan70]

This isn't the same Dice. His act has been totally neutered. I weep for the death of the old (read:funny) Dice.

[geogoodlay]

long live diceman

[amp1978]

Damn straight, man! He's no loser!