A a girl who finds prom stupid myself, I really enjoyed this. Hell, like prom or not this video is still ridiculous. I mean, the guy has to show up early not because it's common courtesy but because her dress might get limp? How stupid is that? It's just a dress for christs sake.
Does anyone even coordinate corsages anymore? I mean, the reason my date got gardenias was because of an inside joke, not whether it'd go with my dress. Everyone else had roses or orchids or something like that. Guess it's the changing times. =P
Mary Frann, America's Junior Miss 1961 later starred with Bob Newhart in the Newhart TV Show 1982-1990. She died in September 1998 of heart failure at the age of 55
How old are these actors, 25? 30?! Why is it that no teenager in the fifties was PLAYED by a teenager? Love the product placement when she's drinking a Coke while on the phone.
No teenager NOW is played by a teenager, either. They prefer to cast adults so they can work 'em harder. Course, now they usually cast 20-21ish, as opposed to thirty...
Mobiel Alabama in this time period extends traditional hospitality to girls from everystate in the Union, but it won't allow its own citizens to eat or drink at a lunch counter, stay at a motel, vote, or break down on the side of the road with out a lynch mob banging down their doors.
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bawoman 1 month ago
When first seeing the title I saw "Porn- It's a pleasure"
AlicexMarilyn 2 months ago in playlist More videos from romeorhino
thumbs up if you skipped your own prom
1990ribs 2 months ago
This short may suck and hype prom WAY too much, but it's still better than the Prom the Disney Movie.
simonimyours 2 months ago 2
Carrie had a better time at her prom.
DavidRobertLaman 4 months ago
The biggest, beefiest, man-sized time will be had by the guy who brought TWO girls...
tomservo56954 6 months ago
@tomservo56954 My bad...that guy was so big and beefy he blocked the other girl's date.
tomservo56954 6 months ago
MOBILE, Alabama
reubenthetadpole 9 months ago
During that phone call Dick looks camouflaged. His jacket and the sofa and the lampshade are all striped.
Oppledeldoc 10 months ago
A a girl who finds prom stupid myself, I really enjoyed this. Hell, like prom or not this video is still ridiculous. I mean, the guy has to show up early not because it's common courtesy but because her dress might get limp? How stupid is that? It's just a dress for christs sake.
JustAPrayer 1 year ago 5
hav fun damnit!
teejay2788 1 year ago
Mobiel Alabama?! Anyone seen a leprechaun?!?!?!
PrincessJersey 1 year ago
"A big beefy man sized time" i couldn't breathe after he said that
Metalhead197 1 year ago
I'm from Australia. We don't have proms. School formals maybe, but it's less... horrid.
emzkind77 1 year ago
I almost pissed myself when he went "AND ZEN ZE WORLD"
nekozombie0 1 year ago
"It kinda looks like a Flying Circus sketch."
It does if you think hard enough.
XD
lonelysith66 2 years ago
2:58 Dick; It sounds great. My thought exactly
asherhawke 2 years ago
This must be Raccoon City before the UMBRELLA Corporation.
XD
lonelysith66 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
this guy who's talking through this whole documentary should shut up!!
scaramoochscaramooch 2 years ago
Uhhh... never heard of riffing, have you?
keen14you 2 years ago
Why does the Young Miss winner look 30?
"Original or extra-crispy?"
ShadesofScorpius 2 years ago
Obsessing over details: The key to confidence!
Iamafishproductions 2 years ago 2
All we had before prom were films about drunk driving films and totaled cars in the parking lot. Wheeee!
electrogeek77 2 years ago
*drunk driving victims.
electrogeek77 2 years ago
America's Junior Mints?
fdragon010 2 years ago
Oh, it's the little Miss Garish Pageant!
These girls are mentally chainsawing each other!
"Dad, I have a date for the prom!"
I'd like you to meet him!
DrGregoryHouseIT 2 years ago
Dick knows the importance of coordinating his suit with his couch.
DrGregoryHouseIT 2 years ago 3
2:50-3:25
Poor sap. He's playing right into her mindgame-playing little hands.
uruseiranma 3 years ago
Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient place!
cllewis1 3 years ago
people in their 30's go too the prom!
tigger7376 3 years ago
good lord! most wedding dresses aren't that dressy & poofy
blugreen123 3 years ago 2
Makes you wonder, huh?
lonelysith66 2 years ago
Does anyone even coordinate corsages anymore? I mean, the reason my date got gardenias was because of an inside joke, not whether it'd go with my dress. Everyone else had roses or orchids or something like that. Guess it's the changing times. =P
Steeple333 3 years ago
I got dragged to my prom by my girlfriend, and suffered in a loveless relationship for three years afterward.
I shoulda stayed home and played Counter-Strike!!!!
dfirest1 3 years ago 10
Counter-Strike, that's our prom night!
XD
lonelysith66 2 years ago
Started with a hilarial, awesome opening. But Dave Barry -is- pretty funny.
YesIwatchthis 3 years ago
@YesIwatchthis It would have made more sense to say "She was thinking of something funny from THE BUTTON--DOWN MIND"
tomservo56954 5 months ago
"The boy arrives on time so the girl's dress goes limp from siting around and waiting"
"I refuse from commenting on that line"
MPizzal 3 years ago 2
Mary Frann, America's Junior Miss 1961 later starred with Bob Newhart in the Newhart TV Show 1982-1990. She died in September 1998 of heart failure at the age of 55
N757AT 3 years ago
@N757AT And two years later, Diane Sawyer won the title.
tomservo56954 6 months ago
How old are these actors, 25? 30?! Why is it that no teenager in the fifties was PLAYED by a teenager? Love the product placement when she's drinking a Coke while on the phone.
TheStoryWriter 3 years ago 3
No teenager NOW is played by a teenager, either. They prefer to cast adults so they can work 'em harder. Course, now they usually cast 20-21ish, as opposed to thirty...
JiaBlackholesun 3 years ago
And everyone laughed when I told them I was afraid of girls due to their impossible social rules. FOOLS!
Tareltonlives 3 years ago 3
Ah, the prom. I went by myself. fun fun fun.
insanedemonspaz 3 years ago
her prom dress looks like a wedding dress
PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theatrechick5 3 years ago 2
"Hello Mary. This is Dick."
"I'm across the room."
"Goodbye dick and thanks for calling."
"Hey she's the voice you hear when you call Verison."
Great lines!
winched 4 years ago 4
"It's a junior miss!" Is that a reference to something? And how bout "Aren't they lovely, folks ?" (Nice voice there by the way)
winched 4 years ago
It's a reference to Junior Mints, winched.
PensieveScholar 3 years ago
@PensieveScholar I was wondering if that was the case myself.
Kahran042 1 year ago
And zen ze vorld!
Titular line, all right!
hydrophone 4 years ago
The Little Miss Garish Pageant.
DrGregoryHouseIT 4 years ago
The Little Miss Walking Cream Puff Pageant.
"It all starts with knowing whether you're going or not." And you're not, so forget it.
Dick knows the importance of coordinating his suit with his couch.
ElveeKaye 4 years ago 2
have fun dammit!
Rizza2k4 4 years ago 3
ha ha ha ha ha
LiamGil 5 years ago
Mobiel Alabama in this time period extends traditional hospitality to girls from everystate in the Union, but it won't allow its own citizens to eat or drink at a lunch counter, stay at a motel, vote, or break down on the side of the road with out a lynch mob banging down their doors.
snakes3425 5 years ago 16