Kasparov's funny reaction

[then33k4]

"the fuck you doing here ?"

[megasterimazetakos]

ok kasparov is the best... this so funny reaction was included in his video............

[bozsexpert]

AHAHAH ! :))

[miguencina]

korchnoi i like see

[Xecutionner2K]

Garry Kasparov is da mannnn

GK for president !

[ChillfcknWill]

NewgroundsOwnSBB i guess the old man came to look at the game and kasparov was like wtf are doing

[TheGrtC]

For some reason I think Nigel has the best reaction, the way he moves his head around the chessboard and the way he acts so tense with the judge and kasparov around while writing on his notepad

[Cryptically]

8-((

[mentorpodgorica]

kasparov is a typical jewish bitchface!!

[NewgroundsOwnSBB]

I don't understand what's happening here

[langengro]

@NewgroundsOwnSBB The way I understand this scene, Kasparov's reaction is supposed to mean that if an arbiter approaches the board, the players can assume that something is wrong. But since nothing was wrong, the arbiter's behaviour was unnecessarily distracting. Short's reaction accords with this: Once he realizes that Kasparov is annoyed about the presence of an arbiter, he routinely checks his notation and the clock, and then regains his calm.

[rippedonchronic]

idk even though he seems pretty expressionless he seems pleased to have bothered kasparov to maybe throw him off his game

[Dimologi]

HAHAHAHA What the fuck :D

[badjaeaux]

what's up with the porn music

[pineapplepeanuts]

Korchnoi is the chess mafia godfather. He's 80 and he can still smoke you. The people that hailed Lasker's big wins in his advanged age would be completely floored by Korchnoi today.

[ozoshah]

The Korch is always on the spot!

[papapraciii]

Viktor is the best haha

[DiminishedStudios]

That was rude. I agree with Garry's response.

[AmarrStriker]

i'm honestly wondering why GK did this face ? .. what I understood is like "hey arbiter why are you watching the board ? you're disturbing me !" , but VK's face tells me i'm wrong and something happened just before ... plz someone help me to understand :)

[Minkki82]

haha every other month I come here and watch this video and it's as funny every single time! every part of it, but Korchnoi really caps it off superbly

[feee99]

I love how long Kasparov continues to stare.

[freemind321]

I love Nigel's reaction. "Whats that Gary? Oh you are talking to someone else. Ok back to the game."

[SickmanOfVietnam]

Its the player fault for walking too damn fast. If you were watching the camera, the observer was walking there first but extremely slower. he's like wtf, can i play my game.

[MAUROtele]

lol the dude was like

"hi there"

"well good bye sir"

[lenyal]

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[frrtop]

what did this old man said to N.Short?

[spiritgifted]

NOTICE KORCHNOI'S LOOK AT THE ARBITER :) " Yo...moron chess patzer GM wannabe...if you want to walk toward Gary's game...you better have beaten him at least once in life or he is gonna think you are an alien abductor for thinking that you could possibly understand anything that is currently going on in the game.Plus,Nigel told you yesterday to use soap in the shower if you are going to ref the games" :) .

[theramoz1]

checkmate!

[OverLordGoldDragon]

0:14

[DOGGEATDOGG03]

nah if you take a look closely as kasparovs return the pawn seem to move by itself at 0:10. 

[fckdahlloff]

What do the players write??? I always see them writin stuff down in a piece of paper...

[culbertsonew]

@fckdahlloff I'm not 100% certain on this, but I'd guess they're writing down their moves along with notes on how good or bad they might have been.

[cyclo212]

@fckdahlloff they write down the moves made from both sides so they have a record of the game that they can go over and study afterward.

[Merlyn1978]

@fckdahlloff The moves. That way the game can be replayed or analyzed. Also it's good practice to verify the game. If someone one and they go back and realize that he made an illegal move they can verify that.

[Merlyn1978]

@Merlyn1978 Also when I played chess in high school tournaments you were required to write down the moves unless you got down to five minutes or less then you didn't have to write them anymore.

[SuperDreamliner787]

Korchnoi´s face is epic! ^^

[juandeviche]

experts says that kasparov trhow farts in the middle of his matches to make his oponents get unfocus!

[Miracle67]

Funny, it's seems everybody's in a mafia situation

[boobies166]

dude: "i'll just have a wee look at this board here"

Kasparov: "what tha fuk you be doin boi"

dude: "holy shit you think he saw me, i might just stroll away like nothing happened."

[MrChessmove]

lol Viktor Korchnoi at 00:20 just rolling by hahahaha

[komabase]

@MrChessmove haha amazin ;)

[christfollower8902]

@MrChessmove hahahaha indeed ... he just breezes by lol...aw bless them. legends!

[ponnupazoozu]

@christfollower8902 almost looks a mahna-mahna from sesame street here ...

[Live2Break]

thats my favourite video!!hahah

[jkbonfante]

loooool poor old man

[keghamminas]

hahaha ,Kasparov (Kasparian) is another" Armenian chess Tiger " like Tikran Petrossian !

[cf24egger]

@keghamminas except he from Baku in Azerbaijan haha

[keghamminas]

@cf24egger :you're genius ! this does not make him azeri smarty hi..hi..hi..,

he was almost killed during the anti- Armenian pogrom of baku ,he saved

his and his mother's lives by his private air-plane....check - mate !

[cf24egger]

@keghamminas I did not know this but just because a mob thinks he is Armenian doesn't make it so. Incidentally, Kasparov sees himself less an Armenian or Azeri than a Russian:

"Yes I am born in Baku and I am half Armenian-half Jewish but my native

tongue is Russian, my culture is Russian, my education is Russian." - Kasparov

Of course you should be proud of your the chess strength of your little country but I don't think you can claim Gazza completely! I propose a draw :P

[keghamminas]

@cf24egger Yes he said that ,i know very well ,then played chess for Russia ,

he had his reasons ,that was naturaly the "Soviet kind of thinking" ,

many Armenians claim today being American ,Turc or French then come

back after to their "Roots" ,this is part of our destiny ,any-how i don't like

to insist more, on YT ,on the personal affairs of this champion .

Gazza ??? is an odd "move" !

O.K. draw:P

[craik62]

hahaha, what is he reacting to? isnt that guy a judge?

[GoldenBoyXCM]

@craik62 normally he comes when someone is about to give up or when the game is over

[craik62]

@GoldenBoyXCM oh haha

[joricz75]

C'mon Garry, chill out!

[spiritgifted]

WHEN YOU ARE AS GOOD AS FISCHER...YOU CAN WHINE ALL YOU WANT.ALSO ,WHEN FISCHER "WHINED",HE HAD A PURPOSE IN MIND BECAUSE HE WAS A PERFECTIONIST AND ANY STIMULI NEAR HIM WOULD THROW OFF HIS CONCENTRATION.SO ASKING FOR RULES /BEHAVIOR THAT PROTECTS THE ATMOSPHERE OF THE GAMES WAS TOTALLY LOGICAL.STRONG PLAYERS AND PLAYERS WITH PTSD THAT ARE HYPERVIGILANT TEND TO EXHIBIT THE SAME PATHOLOGY.

[thechessstick]

Maybe the guy farted.

[HistoryMan4444]

Kasparov, Justin Bieber and Hitler all go to hell.

When they arrive the devil is sitting in his throne and asks Bieber "Why are you here?"

Bieber responds "I killed the world's ears and disgraced Canada". Devil says "good, sit to my left."

How about you Sanchez lip?" the devil asks Hitler.

"I kill people for no reason, even my own people." Hitler says.

"good sit to my right" devil says.

The devil looks at Kasparov: "and you"

Kasparov: "don't look at my f---ing chess board!"

[guyNbluejeans]

I've always loved the game of chess though I've never been good at it.

And one thing I thought was pretty cool was something Kasparov said back when he was taking on Deep Blue which went something like, "It calculates so much quantity that quantity becomes quality."

And then there was that comment (which might be related to the above) that Deep Blue was able to do so well calculating that it could take time and go out into an apple orchard and pick some apples, just because it could and win.

[TheGrtC]

Tournament Chess Manual Rules Page 46: "Officials may not enter within twenty feet of a chess match in progress under any circumstances, violators will be prosecuted and held under suspension if done so."

[ZaRcOmEn2]

Why the fuck are you looking my board

[galeno07]

Translation of that look:

"approach again!! approach again i dare you!! i double dare you mothafuckah!! approach one more god damn time!!

[TheBombshell33]

LOL!!! he's like really dude?

[PhreshNess99]

...okay so Im not a chess player...but what exactly is funny?

[LION0GOLD]

hahaha

i love u Kasparov

[NixxerJixxerWixxer]

Looked like and excerpt from Mr. Bean LMFAO

[30inventionman]

lmao, at that guy wondering about, kasparov is like wtf , im playing here

[TheBooooBooooBoooo]

I laughed...

[jticketjohn]

look at the 1 guys face at 0:20

[GrandmasterJoel1273]

why did Kasparov get upset?? what did the old man do??

[VivaMydick]

@GrandmasterJoel1273

nothing but Kasparov is one of those who do not like any kind of distractions , I do not like it either , I play better when there is piece and quite

[Jstoeger33]

@VivaMydick peace?

[VivaMydick]

@Jstoeger33

lol yes at 2 am it really does not make a difference , lol

[okomuchy]

Chciał się za Kasparova ruszyć xD

[HammerCharlesMartel]

Arrogant piece of shit. Yes, you can play chess - so what - but you fail as a human. Typical.

[Josho4096]

@HammerCharlesMartel dude, at this time he is right to be pissed, I would too if a noob or anyone came up to the table so close and just lingered, I would be like wtf, get away.

Maybe you dont like him, that's a different story, but here he is right.

[HammerCharlesMartel]

@Josho4096 Man, you're dumb. Kasparov is making a fuss about nothing (the guy looked at the table only for a few seconds!) because he's an arrogant showman. His gestures - body language show this time and time again. You don't see the other guy sitting on the table complaining. Concentrate and do your thing like a professional. That's class, not this behavior.

[Josho4096]

@HammerCharlesMartel So you get mad at Kasparov and now you insult me when I never said anything about you?

Dude, you're taking this way too personal... lol. The other guy, Short, just made his move and doesn't need to do anything except wait for the next move obviously. Listen, if total concentration is what he needs, he should get it and demand it. This is a tournament, not a science fair/expo. Look from afar... lol. I know you have not played tournament chess, just on yahoo chess maybe?

[TugTheWonderDog]

LMFAO at Kortchnoi! +1

[onion77478]

lol can someone explain to me what jsut happend?

[iHateMyLifeGr]

@onion77478 What Migue261 said.

[spiritgifted]

kaspy is like"WHERE IS MY HAPPY MEAL WITH THAT SECRET ANALYSIS IN THE LITTLE PLASTIC TOY,YOU MORON??"

[magicmanrudoff]

kasparov was like: "The f*** bro?"

[NeatGentleman]

damn nature your scary

[AnotherOldFritz]

Kortchnoi also looked funny!

[eiroight]

kasparov is crazy!!!

[joyfulvulture]

@Hakan625

mine, lol.

[stathis59r]

lol greek parliament's tv channel!....I should watch more of it!!

[Schachbenno]

schach-brett.de

[HailStorm2012]

kasparov's reaction was so funny. lol

[iloveihop07]

there is a lot of reason for Kasparov to freak. He was away from the board.. then his opponent made a move. The arbiter walks up. Kasparov comes back. He sees the arbiter close to the board. Why? No one should ever be close to the board besides the players in a game like this. Did the arbiter whisper something to the player, maybe a good move? Was there cheating occurring? What's going on? etc. I would be a little miffed if something like that went on too.... dumb arbiter lol

[Damanalovca]

why funny ?

[AnJca52]

WTF

[OmegaKent]

"Where the fuck's my tea bro?"

[ripspique]

At 0:12 you can hear someone caughing ... it´s probably the arbiter since there was a microphone nearby. He had every reason to be there because they were both in timetrouble

[NaicoGm]

Kasparov: What the feck! Don't disturb me. Your an arbiter, not an a-farter!

A-Farter: Ok :|

Korchnoi: No coaching man. (yeeeaaackkk [face destroyed] it stinks!) :p

[shinigamiartemis]

Lol viktor the terrible

[nadne92]

This doesnt get old.

[Minkki82]

@nadne92 lol tell me about it. Every other week I watch this video.

[arholguin]

lol! He keeps looking at him. I think its because he blocked the camera?

[rog944]

Korchnoi! So freakin' funny!

[jakecarlos]

hhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[Deecee022]

Did you move something you old fag? o_O

[RafalMPoland]

It makes me laugh every time i watch this :)

[jlo5444]

loooool he got bullied

[Rboysblaster]

@elgransenor1 it's a serious chess-game; you don't go INTO the ring while 2 people are boxing do you? even if you're in the corner doing nothing, it's just not-done



[TrueScar]

You're watching The Family Learning Channel.

[perfectpl4y]

Korchnoi? What the f**k are you doing! Big disgrace to chess!

[Ojalalluevapronto]

I think kasparov react like this because korchnoi was far from the board for long time and the arbiter suddenly gets too close preventing the camera and korchnoi to see the board.

[ShadowDreadblade]

@Ojalalluevapronto Hahahahaha! Niiiice! ^^

[OmegaKent]

"Where the fucks my tea bro"?

[TheSpiderHand]

I don't understand the cause of his reaction.

[nialldor]

Love Korchnoi's reaction as well!

[MrMonkeyJuggling]

What are they writing?

[rebelsouljaz]

@MrMonkeyJuggling the move that was just made

[cubbiesrule8191]

@MrMonkeyJuggling they are recording their moves. all grandmasters do that

[MrMonkeyJuggling]

@cubbiesrule8191 Why do they do that?

[cubbiesrule8191]

@MrMonkeyJuggling idk. probably to go over it later for analysis

[TK2008BEST]

@MrMonkeyJuggling the history of their lifes.

[Mineav]

"Stay away from my beef burrito! Go get your own. Geez...unbelievable..."

[Tomasovich15chess]

@elgransenor1 just fuck you stupid low brain human, no one likes thirds in a serious game. why do u think the table was so lonely?

[bloggernewbie]

Kasparov: Let me castle quickly.....yo where's my king

The Second Guy: Let me run away quickly now my chess kit is complete

Third Guy: Nice Trick ;)

[Elmore3141]

Maybe he was wondering why Kasparov keeps going to the potty, or why Short moves Kasparov's pieces to bad squares while Kasparov is away at the potty.

[xGuitarStianx]

HHAHAHA, and Korchnoi goes by and is like: Oh well, not bad.. xD

[donkwich]

0:12 Dude, I don't have any change

[CarlosAvilla]

lol

he was like, "what? fuck off, gee.."

[manuelpulsero]

the man wanted something else and when kasparov took a look at his trousers,kasparov asked him, what?? why is it so big???

[cleobuloful]

jajaja esa cara de korchnoi

[DanraduPCT]

@cleobuloful Este documental lo tengo en español. Ayer le eche un ojo y no pude parar de reirme con esta escena...xD

[sygar2006]

@DanraduPCT Amigo, ya que vio el documental, podría comentar quien fue el hombre que se acercó al tablero? Era uno de los árbitros o un espectador (que lo dudo, ya que no creo que este caminando entre los espectadores)... quizá un GM poco conocido participante del torneo??

Saludos :-D

[DanraduPCT]

@sygar2006 Al parecer por lo que tengo entendido, Kasparov se molesta por que esta prohibido acercarse a mas de cierta distancia a los jugadores de primera linea del torneo. Asi pues parece que este hombre que se le acerca incumple la norma y eso molesta a Kasparov. En teoria un espectador no puede ser, debe de ser alguien de la organizacion.

[sygar2006]

@DanraduPCT Gracias por tu respuesta. Sí, debe ser alguien de la organización, porque GM conocido no es...

[Migue261]

"why the fuck are you staring at my board? Scram you bitch!"

[MrWaldseemueller]

Not funny, but ridiculous reaction. Probably the old guy was arbiter, why this reaction? A bit cocky this Kasparov fellow

[woajiaorobert]

stupid expression on Kortchnoi's face...he was always an asshole.

[cmulbrich]

@woajiaorobert Where the heck do you see Kortchnoi in this?

[Higurashi86]

@cmulbrich at the end of the video, a man that appears like korchnoi passes by. not sure if its him though :p

[dovespin1]

@cmulbrich the corpse that walked passed the board in the last 5 secs of the vid.

[BishopOcelot]

"what motherfucker, what???"

chess is not a game

[FoscoGaB]

uhm, se enojó???? no creo, k esté feliz....

[Tulpenkrem1]

Kasparov: Who was it? It smells like shit. Kortchnoi: (0:20) It wasn't me *sing*

[Slit0s]

jajajajajajaja 

[ChrisX23PS3Cool]

@Slit0s Shut up,retard.

[ChrisX23PS3Cool]

@Slit0s I'm not nerd.That's for first.For second,why the fuck you type retarded nonsense jajajaja thingy under some video?Are u gay?Ratarded?I bet you are both.

[Slit0s]

@ChrisX23PS3Cool gay retardado

[supbrahs]

@Slit0s STFU idiot.

[Slit0s]

@supbrahs your fucking gay

[sodayodadude1]

@Slit0s Fag..

[Slit0s]

@sodayodadude1 your fucking gay

[sodayodadude1]

@Slit0s Oh you say? Mr. jajajaja? wtf...

[sodayodadude1]

@Slit0s Oh you say? Mr. jajaja. wtf... not only that but you used the same insult against every truthful comment directed towards you. Get a brain, moron.

[janweltevreden]

A little clumsy from the abiter. Observing DISCREETLY is the mode, NOT distracting players. Its all rather humouress here, but if both players had had a time scramble and were down to 30 seconds each then a "lean over the board" motion by the arbiter could well have been disasterous for one of the players. I know, because i am a chess arbiter. Hopefully a quick apology after the game to kasparov followed.

[physicalKinetics]

hey buddy, i don't come down to where you work and slap the d*ck out of your mouth...

[sonofaspine]

Woah thats a surprise. From his interviews, kasparov seemed like a realy nice guy.

[bharathbbb]

Arbiter's reaction @ 0:20 is more funnier

[sid9221]

korchnoi makes the video ....lolol

[jvboy88]

dude. these people have no life.... these are the kids that had no friends.... look where they have ended up

[MrGigel666]

@jvboy88 You should learn something about players like Mikhail Tal.Then talk about chess players having no friends.

[moviecritic6]

@jvboy88 Making millions of dollars, what losers I know

[misstheHeat]

@jvboy88 how`d you know ? Because u dont have a life too ?

[kachichon]

@misstheHeat .....wow.... what a typical response back as an insult.....just shut the hell up and find urself some originality.

[jfernandez71]

Definitely Short-Kasparov, Wijk aan Zee 2000, with Nigel playing 29. Qd8+