Ray Romano Stand Up

[freddykingsley]

annoying cunt

[JimmyDean6011]

He really wasnt very funny

[Dukklord]

So weird hearing him drop f-bombs lol

[sturmraist50]

If he did this act in the early days, he never would have made it.

[joekeher1]

Quite disappointed by this! Jokes were not that funny and his delivery was boring, even when he's talking about sex, he's acting like it's really naughty and extreme but it wasn't at all...and not funny.

[KoolestDudeNTheBlock]

@joekeher1 well its his style maybe u dont get the jokes?

[Jagwa3]

I love everybody loves raymond but there was nothing funny about that stand up routine. The simpel facts is most stand up comedians aren't funny. Most people in the audience are only laughing because they don't want to look like the dooshbag who just spent 100 bucks to go see a comedian they don't even like so they laugh-and then the person next to them laughs because they dont want to look liek the dooshbag who didnt get the joke- anyway a big chain starts and before you know it everyone laughs

[etenightstar]

@Jagwa3

Just because you have no sense of humor doesn't mean other people are the same

[Jagwa3]

@etenightstar I have a sense of humour. Don't get me wrong the stuff he was saying was funny but not really laugh out loud funny if you know what i mean

[50BurntIncenseSticks]

@Jagwa3 Yeah Not Everyone is Like you if you don't laugh fine. I dont think so because i seriously cant fake laugh.

[Jagwa3]

@50BurntIncenseSticks but don't u think its unrealistic how much people laughed when he said "what they should have is a go to bed call" i just wonder how much of the laughter is generated by the actual comedian or the atmosphere of the place. Sitcoms have studio audiences so that shows that aren't even funny seem funny because the studio audience is laughing. Its not that different when u go and see stand up comedy. except arj barker-hes awesome

[macbookusrkid]

ive seen him do stand up in real life, so effing funny

[bubble0bill]

I ray romano a comedian?

[TheCreator4]

@bubble0bill yes him are

[bubble0bill]

@bubble0bill hahaha

[vishalquake3]

Brilliant ! ^_^

[MegaForgotmyName]

Shut the fuck up Debra!!

[TheRa316]

He is just the best!!! I'd love to see one of his shows.

[MatthewLedZepfan]

lol ray romano swearing is just

really weird to hear haha

[Kellard18]

lmao humpty dumpty!!

[thatgirl2288]

i WILL marry him someday. <3rayy

[WUYINLIANGPIN]

i love this man  .....haha

[njmjius]

hahhahha... i love him he is so damn funny <3

[BritneyJean123]

"you could be from a tribe in Africa and its three"

haha he's great:)

[brumajum90]

@Metalhead732 - My apologies. I should have realized you worked for his PR company. And so what if I insult a comedian @gheith001? Evidently you too are bored or else you wouldn't be commenting on my own comment, douche. I wasn't aware comedians were infallible men and women impervious to criticism from their audience (am I not supposed to be the one that such a hilarious funny-man makes laugh?).

[zackmang99]

shut the f**k up debra LOLOLOLOOOO DONT SAY ANYTHING STUPID DONT KNOCK OVER A LAMP IM HAVING SEX WITH HUMPDY UMPDY

[CommercialBreakProd]

He's amazing! That's why I chose to work with Brad Garrett doing this scene!

[EDGJZConglomerate]

It's funny to hear some of the jokes that became plot lines for his show. I must say I enjoy the show much MUCH better than his stand up.

[brumajum90]

Are you people joking me? Romano panders too much to the family community by being a boring bastard who tells dry and dull jokes lacking either excitement or insight. Need proof? Watch "Everybody Loves Raymond".

[Leepawns]

@brumajum90 Well its a good thing that the family community is a big one xD

[gheith001]

@brumajum90 Wow, whats your problem? To bored, so you insult a comedian?

[Metalhead732]

@brumajum90 Hey Man no one here gives a fuck what you think!

[macbookusrkid]

i am seeing ray this friday, i cant wait

[radripper2]

Best Freacking Comedian Ever

[squishy951]

boooooooooooooooooooring

[hiphopbaby8888]

I just can say that I love Ray Romano....

Everything he does is just great!! He's the best comdian in the world and he will ever be the bset..There is noone like him and there won't be another one like him.

[Faroc90]

his sitcom is awful. but his stand up is great. reminds me of his guest appearances on Dr Katz

[sethfan1000000]

hes funnier than g lopez.g lopez jokes all have to do with race,a comedian shoud have varity not just race jokes

[Sailorsega]

Why would you search up Ray Romano if you don't like him?

[RonnyWho]

@Sailorsega Because a friend told me to look him up and see how bad he was.

[RonnyWho]

@Sailorsega and i never said i didnt like him i just said he was horrible. Learn to read.

[Sailorsega]

@RonnyWho. What's the difference?

[RonnyWho]

@Sailorsega Horrible means hes bad.... If i said i didnt like him that means i didnt like HIM not his jokes...

[Landrew120880]

@Sailorsega I looked Ray up because the cast of his show is funny (aside from him and his wife) because I wanted to know how he ended up getting a sitcom with these lame jokes. btw, a comic starts to curse when he bombs.

[Sailorsega]

@Landrew120880 But Billy Connolly swears all the time and he is hillarious.

[KungfuCow5]

@Sailorsega Billy Connolly is truly the King of Comedy.

[nDANGA02]

omg i loved seeing him like this. like he said...9 years of everybody loves raymond lol

[NickMahon]

LOL!!! Ray is da bomb

[CloneGnome]

I love ray and the show :D

[NickMahon]

it's funny because his mom is overbearing

[scotteh777]

"..please contribute. thank you, where do i go." haha

[Alextrag]

least funny comedian ever

[xXCALLOFCHUYXx]

lol @ Ray.

[MJG956]

If he would have said that to Debra,then I bet I know what the dad would say?

" Holy-Fuckin',crap!"

[MJG956]

Sex every three months,poor Raymond. Shut the fuck up,Debra! That one cracked me up big time.

[minglemonkey]

I was shocked when I heard him swear lol coz i only know him on everybody loves raymond

[moshpotpaul]

same here man it actually felt almost awkward xD

[ShadowPossession]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DEBRA!

[TheRogueMonk]

here is the thing RAY ROMEO IS DEBRA :D ITS TRUE you know it.

[FreshtoDeath90]

best characters in everybody loves raymond

1.frank

2.marie

3.ray

4.robert

[lilmizzg09]

stuck between FRANK and ROBERT :P

Frank cracks me upp ! :)

Robert Is Funny To ;)

its a hard choice like all of them :L xx

[TheRogueMonk]

lol frank , robert .. be nice to robert ;)

[FreshtoDeath90]

i love how when the whole family (except robert) is having a serious conversation about something and as soon as robert walks in he says "Is this about me?" always cracks me up

[TheRogueMonk]

too bad they dont make the show anymore right? because frank died in eral lfie.

[lyricalapocalypse89]

yeah

[TheAzzuriBlue]

You don't know how many times I wanted Debra to just shut the fuck up too Ray LOL!

[lilmizzg09]

Shut The FUCK UP Debra !!!

lmao x

[April4thesakeofgod]

shut the f**k up Debra. Lol

[flybeetle27]

@April4thesakeofgod If only he actually said that in one of the episodes :(... he'd have gottten betten up so badly by Debra ;D LOL!!

[itsgoindown95]

1-800-528-1000

[crazyeye503]

lol this was good :)

ive never heard him cuss and its a new experiance lol

[rockerhead247]

iv never been sur, but i think he said fuck on one episode of ELR, but it was so quiet it wasnt censored

[oneshotkill27]

you pretty much have to in stand up

[hassan1992]

lee evans got into movies

[CocainexAndxCandy]

really? lol

so like, hes in movies n stuff?

[hassan1992]

yeah i seen him in a couple, main one being "The medaillion" with jackie chan. Hes a great actor lol

[CocainexAndxCandy]

haha cool

XD

[LukeAllenIsGreat]

He's also in the Easter Special of Doctor Who.

[jodyblack11]

and he had a show

[julesSteve72]

lmao "sex with humpty dumpty"

also the line about the odd socks, funny

[Trixilver]

LoL "Honey, look, there's jello!" yeah, everybody loves jello haha

[mozart20dlubos]

Wow, this isn't as funny as his 'kids/family' material.

[mannnymanny]

love the show but his stand up is not so good

[XEmWorldX]

I'm a fan of Ray Romano and the TV Show Everybody Loves Raymond but I gotta be honest and say that this is really NOT funny! He thinks he can do stand up comedy, but it was the show Everybody Loves Raymond that made him funny and have u noticed how the stand up jokes on the Letterman video on YouTube are the same jokes used in Everybody Loves Raymond? yeah... You can thumbs down this comment as many times as u want but it doesn't stop it from being true!

[halvor311]

I'm not gonna argue whether these jokes are funny or what not, but he got a stand up show because of his comedy. It's based on his humor.

[siegeln3]

if u watch everybody loves raymond, at the end it says 'based on the stand up comedy of Ray Romano' the show didnt just come after the stand up, it came BECAUSE of the stand up

[MetallicaGreenday502]

@siegeln3 i thought the show was based on his life?

[siegeln3]

@MetallicaGreenday502 What do you think his stand-up is based off of? Sounds to me like most of his routine came from, you know... life.

[NIvek13576]

What's a guy gotta do to get a fucking Yo Yo around here! XD

[chad301894]

they only laugh to be nice. i hate that shit

[littleK]

LOL!

[envy2530]

lmao "sex with humpty dumpty"

[Greenmin5]

Ray romano owns, funny italian with sense of humor. That makes 2 of us.

[chad301894]

HIS JOKES R TOO SLOW

[678right]

not funny at all.

[CleckleysProof]

I think we all wanted to tell Debra to shut the fuck up. She was one incessantly annoying bitch.

[ebs187]

lol

[MattJoyce]

not funny.

[Gamer8mymemorycard]

what a knob! he's got all the charisma of a soggy ditch. Of course the stoooopid sycophantic yanks will whoop and cheer anyone who's been on TV regardless of quality.

[nosajbaconandegs]

HA HA HA HA HA!  That was good, I like his stand up.

[limewirefreak412]

hey is ray really married to debrah?

[biscokid1986]

no, it was just for the show!

[PanayotiProductions]

man feel sorry for ray he's a horny dude and his wife doesnt like sex often

[knuclear200x]

dammit, i live in vegas and i havent seen a Ray romano stand up yet. ive only seen Brad Garrett already though

[sassysweetie13]

LOL "Shut the fuck up Debra!" LOL omg so funny :) Ray rocks. I love/d ELR, I own every disk set.

[knuclear200x]

is the outtake where debra grabs ray in the crotch in one of those sets?

[sassysweetie13]

Yes it is. That blooper was hilarious :)

[knuclear200x]

cool cuz they also showed that clip in a Brad Garrett show

[MrsCarebear]

It was all good, but surprised at the cursing from RAY! Just use to his niceness on Raymond.

[knuclear200x]

I wasnt. this is actually the first time ive heard him swearing. I guess im just too used to his low voice that anything he says sounds normal to me. he said shit im like ".......hehehheheh......."

[sassysweetie13]

Yeah. The first time I heard Ray curse I was like whoa but I kinda knew he was that type. I don't think niceness depends on cursing though, I curse all the time. Ray will always be the sweetie he was on ELR :)

[GL0AM]

Heh "Shut the fuck up Debrah!"