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  • Comedian? Since when?

  • haaaa he look just like rocky dennis that fucking funny

  • the fact this ginger cunt is a famous comedian just sums up how fucked up america is

  • Youtube really needs a quality police.

  • That "past, present, and future" shit was tasteless.

  • roids. nuff said.

    

  • Am I the only one who's getting fucking tired of clicking on 17 things before I can watch a clip?! Annotations, higher resolution, ads, mute button (BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS OTHER PEOPLE WILL BE IMPRESSED WITH THE MUSIC I THINK IS COOL !!!!!)

    Tired of this shit...

  • Nickelback and Carrot Top? This couldn't get any worse

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  • Wat the he'll

  • I lost it at teh past present ant future pics.

  • think about it get paid alot of money and then you have alot of time on your hands better than drinking or doing drugs.

  • LOL..ROCKY DENNIS. 2 FUNNY.

  • Roideriffic.

  • "Let's see you guys make fun of me NOW!"

  • Prolly tired of being a little bitch

  • All u guys r just hating

  • hes an ameture comedian, thats for sure!

  • @glaciervillage fuck u hes funny

  • @FormlessTrout okay, you can just say what you want, but I do agree he is strong.

  • @glaciervillage yea hes strong, but i dont think it matters realy ameture or not as long as a comedian is funny

  • Carrot Top's a comedian?

  • @Squeege14...I can't stop laughing at the Past, Present and Future picture with Rocky Dennis as the future Carrot Top. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks for posting this. LOL

  • how the fuck hes in roids!?!??!?!.... he just weight 150 pounds!!!:.. people are retard!

  • He is also world's unfunniest comedians.

  • Carrot Top has had facial surgery. I wouldn't be surprised if his body had implants as well.

  • Michael Jackson looked normal compared to this Bozo...

  • copy & paste pictures from google + illegally download a song for free + windows movie maker = 400,000 hits...

  • Now we should see the world funniest bodybuilder! Heh! ;D

  • steroids.. Synthol.. hes just a fuckin cunt. a ginger

  • He is certainly strong but a comedian? I thought you had to be funny to be a comedian.

  • Joe Rogan is stronger and would beat his ass.

  • whats the name of the song

  • @vlshhs1 Rockstar by Nickleback

  • @Bravo59 thnkxx

  • @Bravo59 Worst band EVER! Nickleback SUCKS the big weenie!

  • disgusting

    

  • He's also the worlds uglyist comedian.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @L3L69 I see, so you're a little bit older than me, a smart ass like me, try and make people look stupid like, make people unintentionally hate you like me.

    This doesn't make any sense, I always thought if I met myself, I would be having some beers and watching lesbian porn, not arguing over Youtube.

  • @L3L69 No, I'm not trying to make you look stupid, I'm asking you a legit question... can you answer it truthfully?

  • @L3L69 Really? You're going to try and make me look stupid? You ACTUALLY think that's funny... I want to ask you a serious question... answer truthfully, how old are you?

  • His balls must be the size of a raisinets.

  • @L3L69 Wow... how very credicle of you... just a heads up, 'Shitty Music' isn't an actually genre

  • @L3L69 explain yourself, what makes them so annoying and what makes them suck ass?

  • i dont give a fuck i never thot he was funny to begin with =?

  • nickelback,3 doors down,creed,foo fighters,muse..these got to be the most annoying bands ever...why they have any fans is beyond me...!!!

  • @wrabit79 Okaaay, you started with a talentless sellout band and got gradually better with each band you mentioned. Muse is genius, Creed used to be good but hasn't adapted to the times, and the Foo Fighters have never written a bad song, they're just overplayed.

  • @wrabit79 Ok Nickelback.. you said Nickelback were annoying, I can except that, then you mentioned 3 doors down, I can still take that on the chin, then you mentioned Creed, you pushing the bar but I'll let it pass.... but you crossed the LINE when you said Muse were annoying!!!!!

  • the strongest comedian and the ugliest.

  • carrot top and nickelback... two of the most appauling things to ever exist coming together in one shitty video

  • Human race never cease to amaze me.

  • hes's just trying to make himeself more physically atrractive, some people cant look beyond the physical.

  • he will look like that inna bout a year and a half

  • U and jb

  • U can't diss nickelback they r better than

  • 500 Dislikes! that was me!

  • oh. . . i like nickelback. . . -___-'" shit

  • Once I heard Nickelback, I instantly hit pause and decided to tell you how much of a cunt you are.

  • worst rock band of all time: nickleback, worst video of today:this one.

  • what the hell was that?

  • Now I know why they call you carrot top, cuz everybody would love to see you burried up to your forehead in dirt (quote: lisa lampanelli)

  • carrot needs help. He obviously has issues with his past in looking like a pathetic, scrawny kid that no girl would want to f*** and so he's flipped into going overboard when it comes to looking more masculine.

  • He used to be kinda cute, now ummmm No

  • He's on synthol! It's a liquid compound that stretches the muscle fascia so it makes carrot top's delts lookin big

  • So he used to be blurry, and he's still blurry?

  • Got carrot juice?

  • I cant tell the difference :)

  • Is it true Carrot Top can bench press 600 lbs. and deadlift / squat 900 lbs. ?

  • @HornyJoeBaloney fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk no

    

  • congratulations, that was the dumbest fucking video i've ever seen...what the fuck was the point of that? you had the gayest song ever playing in the background, the picture quality was absurd and there was a big read box in front of the video...what the fuck? i'm actually so angry that somebody would waste my time with something so ridiculously aweful....fuck!!!

  • @uwopimp your time actually has to be worth something for people to care if they waste it :P

  • fuck he's the most ugly comedian

  • move that stupid fucking red block you dipshit cunt

  • wat about terry crews he's hilarious and probably way stronger then carrot top

  • @BRADERZ2008 only people who think terry cruz is funny are those crazy niggers that are loud as hell

  • @csaJDC c'mon y do u hve to racist he is hilarious in everybody hates chris and the old spice adverts i like him.

  • @BRADERZ2008 nigger on roids ahh. major bank robbing

  • @csaJDC terry cruise didnt ever do roids he used to be in the nfl they test for those

  • @tankownzu do u have downsyndrome..lol? he took after nfl. use ur brain autistic fuck

  • I see a lot of roid rage in these comments. ya'al need to chill the fuck out its a carrot top video geez

  • I have no idea why this moron used synthol in his shoulders. Same dumb crap that other moron Greg Valentino did to his biceps. Make huge freak looking weird arms. Carrot has done that to his shoulders. What a fool! He was doing fine with just working out hard and using some roids. But now between the synthol and plastic surgery on his face, he crossed the line. He looks like a circus clown.

  • also worlds worst comedian.

  • Got steroids?

  • @gsizzles if he was using steroids for the 10 years that he worked out he would prolly look like the hulk

  • dude ur fuckin stupid if u would have takin the time to read u would kno I wasn't talkin about carrot fuck

  • You didn't deny that he was gay :)

  • @buddyb309 fuck u tell me who u kno that's ranked 42 in the nation for his weight class he's 5 foot 5 and squats 800 pounds with a 750 dead lift fuck u ur a fuckin lil ass bitch

  • @apates0420 Ive never seen somebody wanna lick carot top's carot top so much

  • he is not benching 700 my uncle is a power lifter an is in magazines and he benches around 550 he is about 225 pounds and is 5 foot 5 it took him about 20 years to get that far carrot head maybe benching close to 400 but he still strong and judgeing by his face being skinny then bloated sumtimes he's deffinately on roids

  • @apates0420 your uncle is gay. 

  • @apates0420 actually carrot top is not all muscle he used synthol.......

  • I love his damn hair

  • he may be big but Joe Rogan can probably kick his ass

  • @karimi94 henry rollins

  • Rockstar by nickelback

  • whats the name of the song?

  • your all stupid f***ing idiots! steroids and illegal supplements alike both add a great spike in strength. my friend is a crazy russian who juices the shit out of himself and benches 700 easy. and he looks like a freak! and if you don't know what your talking about, then why dont you shut the hell up.

  • @ItalianMachoMan13 mannnnnnnn im saying bbuilders are strong.

  • @ItalianMachoMan13 bull shit... post a video of him benching 700lbs if its true because that is world class shit... if thats what he told you he benches, he is a liar.. what is his body weight, stats and ect.. if he were benching 700 we should have heard of him, whats his name?

  • HA! body builders aren't strong you sir are a fucking idiot.

  • @60metres na, the muscle are just for looks, just like a 2000hp motor in a car, it's just for looks right? fucking moron

  • @suckseggs are agreeing with me? cause what i was saying was that bodybuilders are strong, it should of read HA! bodybuilders arentt strong? You sir are a fucking idiot in reply to MidnightRun33 saying "

    5 days ago

    Body builders aren't generally strong . . .

    They use steroids which add 1/3 muscle, 2/3 water, so if you see a huge body builder on roids, there probably only about 1/3 as strong as they look, but not all of them use roids, just saying ^^ "

  • Allot of it is Synthol which isn't steroids. In my opinion it's worse.

  • @neoc03 Oh Fo Sho. Like that tool Greg Valentino. He pumped himself full of synthol, and used old needles, got an infection, and ran his stupid mouth saying it was roids. It was bad practice and synthol that messed him up. I'm embedded deep in the medical field, let me tell you, people don't know anything. lol

  • Body builders aren't generally strong . . .

    They use steroids which add 1/3 muscle, 2/3 water, so if you see a huge body builder on roids, there probably only about 1/3 as strong as they look, but not all of them use roids, just saying ^^

  • ya long foot buddy u seen that to i thought the ailens wanted gene

  • heh, carrot top used to be funny looking, now hes appearently on a quest to be the biggest freak looking weirdo on earth... and from the looks of him on gene simmons' family jewels, he has some kind of shoulder implants that look absurd

  • he looks like crazy clown

  • lol

  • Holy Fuck! That face transformation has to be the most clever thing I have ever seen. Great stuff bro..!!

  • duh he uses steriods!!!

  • nickelback?

    seriously?

    what are you 12?

  • @ZackTaylor1992 hey now watz with the hate?

  • @ZackTaylor1992 Seriously, what a stupid band! How could they associate Nickelback with a great comedian like Carrot Top??

    They should have chosen Justin Bieber. Much more mature.

  • @ZackTaylor1992 whats fucking wrong with nickelback? -.-...

  • @ZackTaylor1992 haha actually this was four years ago i actually was 12, sorry for the gay music, mute it if you don't want to listen to it lol, not that hard:)

  • @Squeege14 how could it be 4 years ago if it was uploaded 1 year and a half ago.. -.-

  • @AceEstwick, looks like we found out who didn't pass basic Algebra. 1 year and a half you that stupid..?

  • @turtlemav idk what ur talking about. youtube seems to have vanished my comment.

  • @AceEstwick this definitely wasn't uploaded a year & a half aqo smfh. that would be 2009.

  • @Squeege14 Actually this was 2 years ago dumb ass

  • @Squeege14 it says this was in 2008 of November putting this upload just a few months over two years

  • @Squeege14 lol i love you

  • @Squeege14 i like it

  • Seriously he could be on Human growth Hormone? it enlarges the bones even the skull, but can also build muscle.

  • who cares if hes on roids or not he looks gud on roids if he is it suits him. and wud u want a scronny lil mouthy comedian. no.... and he prob wated to do roids becuz he wasnt comfortable with himself b4 and who cares its awsone anyways

  • @tylerwalker2 Sounds like someone is in love with carrot top !

  • @mwillblade nah fuck it man i dont like him like that god lol i aint gay

  • Carrot top is changing right before our eyes? perhaps he is a alien

    come to earth. His head is growing huge like a red beach ball)))

    and his eye brows look like bat wings hovering over big pop eyes!

    he looks more like a crazed female body builder with frizzy hair.

    Hopefully this transformation will leave some trace of the old carrot top?

  • The awful part of this video is the fact that Nickleback is playing...

  • carrot-juice

  • I thought he was gonna be the ginger leader in episode 201 of southpark.

  • This video would be markedly improved by having less blurry pictures.

  • i luve u carrot top

  • What a pointles video.

  • hahahaha, love the future picture.

  • @beanerbut Thats mean, Thats an actual disorder and its sad

  • hes turned into heman :D

  • you guys really take his transformation too seriously. the guy has funds to get the best trainers/nutritionists to optimize his muscle gains. his build is possible without steroids.

  • @rchris710 that is true, but in carrot's case you can CLEARLY see the symptoms of steroid use and plastic surgery.

  • @blstevenson131415 playing with my balls while my toe is fiddling with her cunt is all the respect i need.

  • i use steroids and my wife got plastic surgery done ... i still respect her ...and she still sucks my cock...

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  • Dude got ripped, nothing wrong with that.

  • nothing wrong with getting in shape, but he looks like an action figure now.

  • someones a hater, is it because your still a puny lil shit and his gotten buff ?

  • He did not have a disgusting transformation!!!

  • He looked better before. Huge muscles look tacky. Little dick??

  • @CelestialWoodway little dick umm shows how stupid you are if you are saying he does roids it dont shrink your dick it shrinks your nutts stupid ass

  • @conaway82 No asshole I meant people who have small tiny dicks have to work out all day to compensate for their shortcomings. Like yourself for example!

  • @conaway82 smaller balls makes dick look bigger :P

  • I like his new body. He gives me hope that I can be buff too.

  • 99% of the A-holes talking crap on youtube can't even afford to fly out to Vegas to watch Carrot Top's show in order to see if he's funny, or not!?

  • I want the natural skinny carrot back!

    he was actually funny and I feel like I am looking at a thundercat.

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  • he was actually attractive before all that....

    poor carrot top.

  • 0:11 LMAO! @ future xD

  • he looks little orphan annie took a shit-load of steroids.

  • That's one scary looking thing.

  • why is everyone hating on carrot top...

  • @peace019860 Because he sucks

  • he like plastic top now with legal "steroids" just sick yo

  • So fuckin digusting how he looks now

  • lol at future

  • he is funny but he looks more fucked up now

  • fuck you all he didnt take steroids and he was probaly sick of being skinny. and hes funny as hell shut the fuck up dope ass mother fuckers

  • leave the dude alone. who gives a shit if he's workin out. he's prob. sick of bein skinny and agly, and not gettin laid. chicks love muscles, which he had none, not to mention, his red wig and face wasn't helpin either. i say more power to him. he's still funny, and makin more coin than anyone postin on youtube...

  • Steroids? anyone know why he got so strong.?

  • Kenboy756:

    training maybe?

  • what the fuck happened to his face?

  • it is not really disgusting

  • i really don't know why you call it 'disgusting'. Odd yes. But it's not like he's out cheating in sports or bodybuilding...or as they call it "getting an edge". He's a comedian that makes people laugh and criticize, and at the same time he can take what he dishes out. In which case he's doing just fine.

  • Who cares what he looks like now, he's still freaking hilarious. He's really nice too, I ran into him in Vegas and I talked to him for a little.