John Waters - No Smoking

[gonzagadeoliveira]

0:37 how can he do that?

[LoominViewa]

Que sexy!

[r81m]

ignranttwat bring it on bitch

[monkfilms]

I smoked in theatres with John Waters robertmaier dot us

[LaeBehleFere]

Hey, he's smoking! >:(

[aimtcb]

fux smokin

[fifirockefeller]

I saw this in a theater about a million years ago - still hilarious!

[WoWPwnCraft]

hahahahahahahaha

[LimboShrimp]

Just watched Pink Flamingos for the first time. Holy fucking shit, man.

[greenhound101]

who's the hell is John Waters???

[Abyrne111]

lol especially a european film

[YYZSkinhead]

Mmmmm, mmm mmm mmmm.

[tassadar32]

Hahaha what a bastard.

[C0nstellati0nZzz]

What the fuck was that...

[icebrickwall]

sweet french inhale at the end

[charga808]

Any one else thought at 0:02 and thought of the Creep Vid?

[nightmeer6]

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAP

[TrashCanSchool]

nice french inhale mr. waters ...



[ignoranttwat]

I'm going to kill everyone who watched The Creep without knowing who John Waters is.

[hmeoscar]

@ignoranttwat COME AT ME BRO!! I AM ONE OF THEM :D

[mkultra2300]

@ignoranttwat What's The Creep. Is it about Waters?

[Daazbee]

@mkultra2300 DO THE CREEP HAAAAAAA

[Broommaster2000]

@ignoranttwat And I suppose you are aware of "Zanger Rinus"?

[Ealija]

@ignoranttwat wait wait wait

let me do it

*pulls out famas*

[gowar156]

@ignoranttwat i didnt know the girl or him :p

[worldofbattllive]

@ignoranttwat well, i had a cool life

[ACluelessKid]

That was hilariously creepy.

[HalfBakedRS]

Dont forget to smile (;

[lem0nadzz]

do the creep ahh!

[larrlbesnon]

A COUPLE TIMES WITH FRIENDS I PLAY THIS ON THE PROJECOR THEN WE WATCH THANK YOU FOR SMOKING.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

[SmexiMrFox]

This guy is a boss

[strangeyoungman]

Damn it, John Waters, I need a ciggy now....

[KimFTW1234]

DO THE CREEP LOLOL

[djsinya]

DO THE CREEP LOLOL

[WHERESMYDUST]

now the have laws you can't smoke in bars , that's the point have a beer smoke a cig , some free country now we have a bunch of butts outside the bar trashing up the land , ya just can't enjoy your 1st gateway drug any more booze !

[Serai3]

I remember seeing this at the Nuart back in the early 80's.

[lbszzipper]

DO THE CREEP LOLOL

[methlamamba]

He made the cigarette his bitch

[alexyanthar2]

I hate how all of his videos are raped with these Lonely Island comments. I bet that only like 2% of them actually saw a film he made.

[Chudmeister]

@alexyanthar2 I've seen a couple of movies by him, but I didnt even know about John Waters untill I saw th elonely Island video, so their actually promoting him

[takeAdollarTV]

a hot creep♥

[CustomIntegraJDM]

Don't forget to smile

[NuclearZs]

what a Creep.

[DrClawizdead]

Was this made for the Alamo Roadhouse?

[SergeantLuke]

This would be better if you couldn't clearly hear the cameraman laughing.

[feverdeanmg]

@SergeantLuke Actually that's what makes it.

[TheTomPearson]

@teratophobia "the creep" is a music video by a group called the lonely island (you should check them out) and it has john waters in it

[teratophobia]

I have no clue what this "creep" bullshit is about, and I don't want to know. I just love John Waters. And what a crazy french inhale!

[KTC1229]

*WHILE WATCHING THIS PRESS PAUSE THEN PLAY AND PUSH F AND 7 AT THE SAME TIME!* LOL;D

[ShesFixingHerHair8]

Oh lord, I adore him! He's so wonderful. I wish people would see past his alleged "creepiness." Sure he's eclectic, but creepy?

[Ozmantic17]

Love!! Press 4 & 7 :}

[Altair6films]

Click my name for THE SERIAL KILLER!!!

[haribo687]

Why's everyone calling him a creep?? He's cool as fuck!!

[Skulldini]

@haribo687 Maybe they dont mean it as an insult .

[SergeantLuke]

@haribo687 There's this music video by The Lonely Island called "The Creep" and John Waters introduces it. Since teenagers these days apparently don't pay attention to anything from before 2005, that's all most of them know him from.

[JohnsonzKid]

I can't wait until everyone forgets about that fucking Lonely Island song so I can read comments on this video that aren't retarded.

[ZacharyHere]

The original Creeper.

[tangoman111]

ZZZZAAPP

[thejakernes]

...and this is the CREEP!

[keypiper]

and don't forget to smile. :D

[Kakabeblen]

Oh man this is pure gold

[Rottenhaus]

I love how he looks ill for half a second, after snapping that inhale off....

[itztheJL]

Don't you wish you*cough* *gurgle* dies of cancer.

[matt82403]

When your out at a club and you see a pretty girl do the creep "yeah" do the creep

[matt82403]

When your out at a club and you see a pretty girl do the creep!!

[The2ndSuicide]

john waters: "dont you wish you had one? MMMMMMM!!!"

me: Wow, What a Creep

[camofrog44]

He was definately born creeping!

[sharpsuitedmod]

Right. I only just heard about Do the Creep from these comments..

[Tfotob]

don't complain about the creep people. john waters is not a stupid man and he knew what he signed up for.

[Eddemer]

don't forget to smiiiile...

[AyyyDub1]

stop with the do the creep shit. this was LONG before that. if you only know john waters through the creep then you don't really know him.

[TheRarehuman]

I bet everyone's smoking in that theater after this.

[nc001100]

and don't forget to SMIIILE!

[blowenfuse]

fucking do the creep. jeez.

[JinxStudiosAndStuff]

39 people don't care about the unemployed youth of today.

[lmfpmj]

lmao! :)

[JanBlaaABC]

...and dont forget to smile

[vnom84]

why does this not still play in theaters?

[tarman2]

Fuck the creep.. Do the Pink Flamenco instead..

[LadyLotus74]

@tarman2 What is a Pink Flamenco? Just wondering.

[Joniboy2012]

during cold war ppl had to smoke kuz they were nervous of a nuclear holocaust, im surprised babies didnt smoke

[JinxStudiosAndStuff]

39 people don't care about Ushers.

[theK9freak]

And don't forget to smile...

[ggc74]

I am John Waters.

And this is the creep.

[asugar]

0:35-0:39=smokegasm.

[Korlenv]

We follow john waters, and do The Creep with him.

[planetraptor420]

37 justin bieber fans missed the like button

[xXxskayaxXx]

LEGENDARY!

[JeffGaryHockey]

what year was this made in?

[KutWrite]

Can you imagine the repressed idiots who actually voted "thumbs down" on this little clip?

After watching it a few times, of course!

[Bluntskaters]

Hi im John Waters and this is the CREEP AHHHHHH

[SugarellaBaby]

He is kinda hot.

[dirtydeedz161]

I feel bad for all of the actual fans of John Waters and his messed up movies, who have to deal with the shitty "DO THE CREEP LOLOL" commenters.

[tangoman111]

@dirtydeedz161 have to agree. I prefer him on the simpsons.....

...no im joking...

[HoanTraker11]

@dirtydeedz161 DO THE CREEP LOLOL

[TH3GR33KSH0W]

@dirtydeedz161 DO THE CREEP AHH

[OMGmyFACE]

@dirtydeedz161 Bravo, man. Seriously.

[kyleluigi108]

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that is all :3 thanks.

[funzjake]

do the creep, but still he musta been dumb back them, like seriously smoking is a gross habit that kills you and is unattractive. Id rather die of obiousity then my lungs giving way.

[dirtydeedz161]

@funzjake Good to know propaganda still works. ;)

[ChrisViktrup]

do the creep ahhhh!!!

[KAPOWIEEE]

Do the creep!

*ahhhhh*

"and don't forget to smile!"

[ysilv]

DO THE CREEP AAAAAHHHHH

[talldudegrad12]

Do the Creep!!!

[HiddenPaths09]

This guy's weird, hahahaha.

[christinedonnelly]

omg...john waters is amazing!

[MultiRebeccasmith]

Is a fucking GENIUS! I LOVE THAT!

[why760nitro]

hahaha looks Quentin tarantula vintage look

[IAreJackass]

I want to have a drink with John Waters. In a bar.  That lets me smoke.

[ifoxfirei]

I wish Hitler had a pencil-thin mustache, so it will just go away already. ick

[spiderjonze]

he use to smoke 5 packs a day 

[Sharptooth100]

It is a miracle I was born in 1973 because in the 70's there is no smoking in the theaters.

[THEPROPHETJEBUS]

What an ignorant twat, why damage the lungs of others because you have no self control? That couples nicely with him being a talentless cunt who's never created anything worth watching. There's plenty of time to smoke while you're not viewing any of the shite he's directed.

[funkybeanz]

def up there on one of the creepiest actors along with crispin glover and peewee herman.

[funkybeanz]

my top third creepiest men. him then pee wee hermen then crispin glover.

[cranelady2]

As a young lady, what do I do about the fact that my soulmate is 60 and gay?

[rabbitpi]

@cranelady2 A gay man's advice - If you end up with lots of gay male friends make sure you go the route of 'Queen Bee' rather than 'Fag hag'; it's much nicer and you don't have to be withered and bitter.

[ArgWoman]

Can anyone transcribe what he said?



[riverbeddesert]

@ArgWoman (cont.) ....And if people didn't smoke, ther would be no employment for the youth of today. So, once again, no smoking in the theater. Mmmmmm."

[Cyclonus84]

 John Waters you gotta love him.

[ShirtyletheTurtle]

There have been numerous studies on this ingredient and the result is there are no ill effects.. in fact it is present in a lot of other everyday items we commonly use and we have not yet been warn to stop using them Other products that make use of Propylene Glycol include cosmetic products, food coloring, cake mixes, sodas, salad dressings, and toiletries. PG is also used as an active ingredient in fog machines used in industry, nightclubs, and theaters

[ShirtyletheTurtle]

Or the other option is electronic cigarettes. You can have the nicotine without the smoke, tar, toxins and tobacco. Smoke anywhere with these. My parents have them and smoke in restaurants and businesses all the time. they are awesome!

the website is No Ashtray dot com.

[Jcolinsol]

They used to play this before the show at the UC theater.

[FungusMossGnosis]

@Jcolinsol

In Berkeley? I was there for a while in '98 and never saw this till now. If I had a theater, I'd definitely show this!

[Jcolinsol]

@FungusMossGnosis

Yeah, the UC in Berkeley. I didn't see many shows there past the early 90's, maybe they stopped playing it.

[SuperMarcella81]

How can anyone sit through a feature length film, especially a European one, without smoking?

[TheRalphus666]

A few times usually during the afternoon there would be 2 other ppl in the theatre so id say fuck it and light up these places have 9 different screens so nobody comes in.I even made a device so u can smoke when in a crowded theatre you put the cig on the end of the straw put it through the lid hole keep about an inch of liquid in case you got to put it out quick.light it up put the lid on top and it looks like your drinking soda while smoking a cig anybody says something tell em fuck off

[heitmanek1]

Christ this goes threw my mind on a day to day dream of being able to someday.

[chordize]

fuck yeah <3

[queenoftw2008]

I have been his friend since 1999. I can honestly say hes wonderful. I wannabe in some of his movies.

[womynaretough]

bwahaha

[kassandra874]

So funny John waters is the best

[freakbird2]

he rocks!!!

[nocoercion]

He's a libertarian with a great sense of humor!

[himsteryou]

This was shot for the Charles Theater in Baltimore many years ago. His favorite movie theater. And yes he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet

[brech89]

this is the greatest. the last inhale=priceless.

[FRMariposa]

This brings back memories. At the late, great UC theater in Berkely, where I first saw Kurosawa, John Woo, Jackie Chan, and too many others to name, they used this as their "no smoking" announcement. It was also where Werner Herzog ate his shoe.

[greg5566]

@FRMariposa YES! That's just where I saw this! And Werner Herzog too!

[chuckandgeorge]

please don't smoke

[mussman717word]

I just quit smoking yesterday... and this is the greatest, most appetizing thing I've ever seen.

[fggoodman]

gevens, that's just mean

[hushpushh]

fantastic

[CAC62]

They used to show this when I went to see Rocky Horror at midnight in Berkeley in the early 80's. So perfect for that place and time.

[lorcarossman]

@CAC62 Me too! Wonderful memories of sneaking out on Saturday nights with this short starting off the excitement!

[beatsofsoultrain]

he's fucking charismatic & i like his voice very much

[moviefreak91]

It's funny, because John Waters quit smoking in the early 90s, or so he says on the commentary for Cry-Baby.

[IAMVOL111]

@moviefreak91 I remember an interview he did around that time. He said he gave it up because an uncle of his got a brain tumor and it scared him into quitting,.. but his advice to everybody els was DONT QUIT.

[radcam69]

amazing mind that man has.

[buffedtrainer]

this man is BRILLANT!!!!!!! i've met him here in S.F...when I approached him, I said, "John Waters?"..he turned around and acted as if he'd seen a long lost friend, he said: "WELL HIIIIIIII"

great personality, full of life and wit!

[pureentertainmentpvt]

smoking does kill. i've uploaded a mini web series titled this bitch does kill..all those in favor of smoking must see it. it's in my channel.

[gevans28]

Whoopie frickin doo!!!!

[gevans28]

@pureentertainmentpvt

Oh thank you for saving our lives!!!! Pity I won't be saving you from getting A.I.D.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[milkygear]

john waters is amazingly creepy, and because of that he is amazing.

[LauraBeachnut]

@milkygear

I met him.... he is just a normal person. So nice!

[ict113090]

all i gotta say is john waters is right, and PECKER is a great movie!

[suedebear]

John Waters will always be a bad ass!

Sure smoking is bad for us, but were gonna die of something, sometime, anyhow. Id rather dies a smoker who gets enjoyment/a bit of a chill down, than to live a few extra of those "golden years" where youre just bed-ridden and dieing of something else.

[MrKickyourbutt]

You're likely to be bed ridden and dying of cancer for a whole lot longer (not to mention chemo) if you smoke.

[Aspenly]

@MrKickyourbutt oh shut the fuck up. Can't you just let people enjoy what they want to dom without you coming in all hollier than thou?

[gevans28]

@MrKickyourbutt

REALLY????? It doesn't say that on the packet!

[povilasbacevicius]

shut your mouth asshole / lung cancer ? who cares about that shit

[Remington61189]

Commended by Pope of Trash

[omagaredx]

woohoo lung cancer!

[curlytoes79]

I'm glad he cut off the stringy locks and started wearing ties and sports jackets. The "professional pervert" look is much more startling.

[MeatDevlin]

All smokers and south pole smokers will burn in the eternal flames of H.E. Double Hockey moms. PALIN 2937!!!!!!

[rafael25X]

the King of the kings!

[AvantgardeFilm]

This is something they would show at the Alamo Drafthouse.

[SierrajLizl]

you should go to god and get help!

[iammready]

Priceless...only theater in our town to play this before films...NO LONGER PLAYS IT!!

God love ya John, and thanks to the poster for this vid...you have my sub--- Ciao = )

[iggyshay]

For anyone who grew up in LA in the John Waters era, you can't help but think of the Nuart when you see this clip.

(Pink Flamingos premiered at the Nuart, and Divine (and her posse of bikini-clad gay boys ) arrived at the theatre in a rented trash truck. Classic !

[MohanndasChutney]

This clip brings back fond memories of art house theaters, Hong Kong action flicks, Rocky Horror Picture show and other midnight movies. Ah, the memories.