I feel a bit sorry for the old man. Yes he was dumb to love a young woman. But he gave up a lot to have her love. Too bad he couldn't see she's just another gold digger.
i dont know but Arno is COOL HE MADE IT THE AMERICAN DREAM married a rich famous women from the Kennedy Clan.and fucked around with another women thats just great he is my MASTER.but i would jerk off in her asshole and not making babys fuck making babys in those days is not responsible.
He claims he wants her to love him for him and not his money...she isn't loving him for him if he has to go and get crazy work done! Poor old guy. He's just lonely. That's Kelly Preston as Linda, right? She's still beautiful today!
It was pretty sweet when they had big stars directing these. I know Tom Hanks directed one as well. Anyone know of other big stars to direct?
if i ever get to become an old man with a wife children and grandchildren i think ill be content just enjoying the golden years sitting in a rocking chair on the porch of my house watching the days go by
I'm going to tell you a story of how I defeated Thulsa Doom, Bennett and The Predator in a Fatal Four-Way at Wrestlemania. I also had to tell this crazy bitch to GEHT TO THE CHOPPAH! and she was like no and I was like BEHNEH!SCREEEEEW YOOOOU
I'm sorry, I tell lies...TRUE LIES HAAHAHAHAHA, I'M DAH PARDY POOPAH! Now sit down and watch my mahsterpeese and remember, THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
i can't tell what kelly preston was hotter in: this or Jerry Maguire with the red hair. either way, she is a definite MILF!!!!
1446kevdog 1 month ago
William Hickey should have been Willem Dafoe's father.
WizardOfHumor1989 2 months ago
I feel a bit sorry for the old man. Yes he was dumb to love a young woman. But he gave up a lot to have her love. Too bad he couldn't see she's just another gold digger.
Moonstone2732 4 months ago
i wonder if that Old man plays the crypt Keeper?
2837sharding 4 months ago
@2837sharding Nope, the Crupt Keeper is played John Kassier. The old man is played by William Hickely
Moonstone2732 4 months ago
@Moonstone2732 humm interesting.. Gracias Friend
2837sharding 4 months ago
i cant believe theyre coming back with tales from the crypt
altaqqadum96 5 months ago
this is my fav lol...
heylikeme15 7 months ago
AHHHH my fav Rolls Royce Model.awesome looking car.just good enough for me
TheHockeyfreak1964 7 months ago
i dont know but Arno is COOL HE MADE IT THE AMERICAN DREAM married a rich famous women from the Kennedy Clan.and fucked around with another women thats just great he is my MASTER.but i would jerk off in her asshole and not making babys fuck making babys in those days is not responsible.
TheHockeyfreak1964 7 months ago
hey the govenor
xxLilJXxX 9 months ago
Kelly (Travoltas wife) is hot!
SomeWhiteDude3 1 year ago
Arnold fucked the skelaton dude.
JordoF6 1 year ago
isn't the old man the guy who plays Famine the Horseman from Supernatural?
aristokraticassassin 1 year ago
@aristokraticassassin nah i dow think it is
mikey3565 1 year ago
@aristokraticassassin yup its like him
mikey3565 1 year ago
@aristokraticassassin He also played as Andre Toulon in the Puppet Master.
BrianElder 1 year ago
@aristokraticassassin He also played as Andre Toulon in the Puppet Master.
BrianElder 1 year ago
@BrianElder
this episode also has Ian Abercrombie who played Dr Hess in Puppet Master 3
SandersonCallum 5 months ago
He claims he wants her to love him for him and not his money...she isn't loving him for him if he has to go and get crazy work done! Poor old guy. He's just lonely. That's Kelly Preston as Linda, right? She's still beautiful today!
It was pretty sweet when they had big stars directing these. I know Tom Hanks directed one as well. Anyone know of other big stars to direct?
They should bring this series back on HBO...now!
pippastunner 1 year ago
Anyone notice the crazy doctor is from Total Recall...he is the guy that tried to get arnie to take the pill...then he sweat...and arny said NO DEAL!
jandsbfan 1 year ago
"this is a story about a man who wanted to govern california"
*jimmy: CALIFORNIAH"
drag117 1 year ago
GET TO THE CRYPTT!!!!!!!!!
christy4481 1 year ago
@christy4481 RUN!!! NAOW!!
jltc008 1 year ago
arnie directed this episode. not bad
dazlok23 1 year ago
hey... its AHNOLD!!!
hongpingmike 1 year ago
'LET'S OPEN SOME CURTAINS!'
Ah, I guess the best things are the simple ones...
NefariousNectarine 1 year ago
if i ever get to become an old man with a wife children and grandchildren i think ill be content just enjoying the golden years sitting in a rocking chair on the porch of my house watching the days go by
grimlockfire 1 year ago
isnt that the same old guy from tales from the darkside where he hires an assasin to kill his cat
dave00dance 1 year ago
are these stories real??????
ihatesandybeaches 1 year ago
@ihatesandybeaches no their tales of fiction
grimlockfire 1 year ago
@ihatesandybeaches uhm... NO! XP
Eykdran 1 year ago
@ihatesandybeaches Please tell me that that was a joke. Because if it wasn't, I just had a moment of bone-chilling horror.
NefariousNectarine 1 year ago
I love this TV show. It's good for a scary night in, huh?
werewolf9613 1 year ago
i love how many celebrities were involved in this show - they should make more shows like this.
go arnie! :)
sarahv748 1 year ago
the episode ist he best cuz arnolds in it and he derectied this 1 :D
angeldemonjosh 1 year ago
this episode is almost epic
thehungryhomer 1 year ago
I was expecting to see a metal skeleton in this episode.
TonyShow82 1 year ago
Hey check it out,its the puppet master and the dad from Mouse trap!anybody know this guys name?
jellhella 1 year ago
"I'M IN LOVE FULTON- I'M IN LOVE"
Draik8293 1 year ago
I'm going to tell you a story of how I defeated Thulsa Doom, Bennett and The Predator in a Fatal Four-Way at Wrestlemania. I also had to tell this crazy bitch to GEHT TO THE CHOPPAH! and she was like no and I was like BEHNEH!SCREEEEEW YOOOOU
I'm sorry, I tell lies...TRUE LIES HAAHAHAHAHA, I'M DAH PARDY POOPAH! Now sit down and watch my mahsterpeese and remember, THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
FreakinSweet86 2 years ago 4
ARNOLD DIRECTED IT???? Holy sweet Jesus, the man can do it all
nicholasbaca911 2 years ago
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i farted
suliencaridad 2 years ago
Truly Amazing.
TheGameTree 2 years ago
how could a man that age and on that much medication jump around like that guy was there??? cool tho and lovin it XD
musicallytalented2 2 years ago 2
Arnold: Im gonna tell you the story...A twisted tale of ME BEING THE GOVANUR!!! GET OUT OF HUR NOW!!!!
classicgamer14 2 years ago 18
@classicgamer14
GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Jiuan274 1 year ago
Hey thats Mr. Pitt from Seinfeld!
whaler3232 2 years ago 2
JUNIOR!!!!
toadsniffing 2 years ago
I LOVE ARNOLD <3 not even joking hes my favorite actor and to see him in this made my heart melt!!!
kissarmy333 2 years ago 3
yeah me too! i really want to meet him! i would give up 3 of my Christmas's and birthdays just to shake his hand
BooJoMan 2 years ago 2
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ARNOLD SUCKS LOL
RedRum827 2 years ago
FUCK YOU
TMTGeneralDeath 2 years ago
@TMTGeneralDeath
Really?
Erutan409 1 year ago
you are gurlie gurl, KEEP PUMPING!!!!!!. lmao, arnold hosts, no way!
jcandstonesfollower 2 years ago 12
No way, Arnold hosts lol!
tflood93 2 years ago 6