1) Aim or place at Zombie's neck 2) Let zombie's momentum and wait activate trigger. 3) Have a second in the other hand for multiple zombies, 4) Repeat! :D
The Benefit is that it keeps the zombies at a distance while you kill the. A regular chainsaw would get you cover In infected blood, and. Ext thing you know your craving brains.
@abneypark "It's the zombie killing machine for people who don't want too much blood on their clothes." XD "Kill all sons of bitches >cocks shotgun< That's my official instructions."
Now this needs just steampunk refitting...
And most awesome tool ever.
shinobody 2 months ago
You must make this for the RPG game.
afeastofmaggots 4 months ago
that was the best 15 seconds I've seen all day...0.o
TempusFilia 4 months ago
1) Aim or place at Zombie's neck 2) Let zombie's momentum and wait activate trigger. 3) Have a second in the other hand for multiple zombies, 4) Repeat! :D
OmegaViper 4 months ago
OMG! I was so saying this to my friend when I first saw the infomercial
OmegaViper 4 months ago
my god i want one, those look so cool. never know when the zombie apocalypse may occur.
ninthreaver 4 months ago
........hehehe x DDD "aahhhghhhhhh~"
sgtsquishy 4 months ago
But how does it run? I see no steam inputs or Æther generator ports...
XaleManix 4 months ago
That's one strong pimp hand @_@
SpecialPioneerSmerf 4 months ago
my thoughts exactly when i saw the commercial for it.... while watching the walking dead
vanzetti1927 4 months ago
@vanzetti1927 I'd be willing to bet that they intentionally chose to advertise it during Walking Dead
CloudchaserShaconag 4 months ago
I've got a name for it - "The French Kisser" \M/
Stitchpunk9 4 months ago 2
The Benefit is that it keeps the zombies at a distance while you kill the. A regular chainsaw would get you cover In infected blood, and. Ext thing you know your craving brains.
abneypark 4 months ago 10
@abneypark "It's the zombie killing machine for people who don't want too much blood on their clothes." XD "Kill all sons of bitches >cocks shotgun< That's my official instructions."
Stitchpunk9 4 months ago
That's so epic! Hey Captain, what're the "official instructions"?
Stitchpunk9 4 months ago
Totally a zombie defense tool.
Blackout5871 4 months ago
Very nice. BTW, are their Steam Zombies, and if so, do they leak all over the place?
mysterg 4 months ago
...Oh God ... please let there not be Airship Zombies !...
Will224000 4 months ago 12
@Will224000 Listen to the song Virus.
rockguythirtytwo 4 months ago
1. Claw bit around the zombie's neck
2. activate chainsaw
3. ??
4. PROFIT!
chshrkt 4 months ago
Silly Captain, that wouldn't be very good for zombie killing, unless you were killing them one at a time!
shoyrufox 4 months ago
well... now to mass produce them so people are prepaired. and get rich
axelthegreat9 4 months ago
I honestly can't even tell what it could be used for otherwise.
Paramud 4 months ago
@Paramud Cutting wood? xDDDDDDDDD
ZeeTyrant 4 months ago
@Paramud Also, it's for cutting thick branches from trees
shoyrufox 4 months ago
if theres ever a zombie apocolypse, im on your team.
mikemullanyPROD 4 months ago