Google's domination of the world and loss of mojo 谷歌征服世界

[ClemiHW]

0:15

Meme internet

[dairui8772]

found this after reading IN THE PLEX

[sainglain]

Also you need a Good Name and a good logo (one with Green in it as there is too Much Blue on the net)

[sainglain]

to be a successful search engine - make it SIMPLE - not complicated looking. Same with a good video site PLAIN and SIMPLE but very effective = success

[sainglain]

you would think there is ONLY ONE search engine in the World and ONLY ONE video site - come on "brains" people MAKE COMPETITION - make other search engines and video sites.

[eflip1]

Google is evil

[sakimaa]

Is there a english version? Can't understand a word but eager to know lol

[gamefreak10]

@sakimaa See red CC icon? Click it and English subtitles will turn on. 

[sakimaa]

@gamefreak10 Awesome, thanks. I never knew that option was there :))

[netdigger2005]

that entire video looks like was made using the sims

[Euipoi]

Google owns youtube.

[Membrane556]

So it was google who bought that Russian space shuttle and they're using it for nefarious purposes.

[nissengummihone]

google is evil

[PObserver]

Google causes monkeys to exit sex shops.

[parasitebeast]

I'm a Taiwanese, let me explain the two monkeys scene at 0:16. In the language Taiwanese, to catching somebody who's cheating is called "catching monkey", it's a mistake from "catching horseshoe fish" which has the same pronunciation in Taiwanese. So the scene means two cheating lovers got caught by Google street cart's camera

[Euipoi]

@parasitebeast LOL awesome

[rainmouse]

Apparently Google's wifi can hoover up bicycles, gameboys and babies. I must not have my network set up correctly

[thejlx]

umm A vid in chineese a goverment we all know hates google....

Point made lol i dont like google that much myself cause it refuses to run my ads when i dotn have adsense on the sites lol

[parasitebeast]

@thejlx The video is from Taiwan, a democratic country which also uses Chinese, not from China

[sanarkhos]

@thejlx

Um, you do realize that the PRC and RoC are different countries, right?

[preciousena]

The other day I saw a dick image from Google Maps

[pansyassbastard]

The only reason to watch this video: to hear that the word "Schminternet" has now entered the Chinese language.

[moralreef]

thanks NMA, you make world news so much more easily understood

[Mrfreeyourmind1984]

@SporloMBSSB

I would love to use a Gmail alternative if there was one. ??????

ever heard of

yahoo mail?

Hotmail?

so many others...

Competition? Products? what products?

Google is a browser, a service, a choice, like Pepsi.

obviously, this person works for Google...lol

[Skillbus]

wut

[Tripp393]

The animation is still more fact-driven that a lot of US news media. They're actually very accurately capturing the public opinion of the issue through universal visuals instead of dialogue. You either read the tons of banal articles about Google's WiSpy or just watch this one minute video. 

[StarkAmnesia]

I LOVE the quality of animation! It's amazing! /sarcasm off

[n8dogg87]

@rbutler8273 It's from Taiwan. Dur dur durr.

[rormc]

good that you displayed the boss of google with horns like a devil or i wouldn't have understand it

[ChrisgNYC]

@rbutler8273 - Just for the record, this produced out of Taiwan, you know, the "renegade province," not under control of the Chinese government. Just sayin'

[ujitso]

Woah. Mind = blown.

[chindokumon]

This video tells no lie, I also saw the CEO of Google toasting glasses with the Devil.

[o0Marijne0o]

Schiminternet!!!

[RoflDopolus]

I think that they have lost some mojo. Here is an idea: since google only gets paid when people click on their ads, people should stop doing that. Most of google's money comes from that. No clicks, no cash. It would be a boycott until they get back on the right path.

[31974]

I don't think Google's suffered any 'loss of mojo'.

They're still screwing us all over.

[weiner66]

Yeah, can't wait till the PRC is in the search engine business, since they're so incredibly honest and moral. btw, Baidu has no business outdside of China. I mean really, they have no business to speak of, and will not in the future.

[tamniboo]

seeing as this video is in chinese, will the google verizon partnership actually affect china, since google is blocked in china?

[kwoonfai1]

0:38 Looks more like Jobs~

[haimuyt]

means "don't be chinese", i know

[zx1986]

hahaha! this is from HongKong

[Parnso]

@zx1986 nope Taiwan

[minipcpro]

can someone please confirm that the NMA News team is just amazing and deserves a gazillion thumbs up for their awesome work?

[motus]

this seems pretty accurate

[Rogultgot]

This looks like the intro movie to a shitty Dreamcast game.

[HentaiOniisama]

Schiminternet

[hvglaser]

Two hypotheses:

- This is funny and because they are being totally ironic.

- This is funny because asian people are crazy

[truefictions]

For all we know the word "good" means evil and "evil" means good..

So many lies floating around that even language becomes suspicious.

Peace (or is this a call for war?) lol

[vladiim]

These guys are genius - please give us more LOLOLOLOLOL

[Animainiac85]

Were those monkeys in a sex shop?

Actually, I don't want that question answered lol.

[themorningperson]

what can they actually scan and see??

[necrosomniac]

these videos are so awesome

[yolowell]

:15 right bottom corner, dead body on the street. 

[stupidjunk978]

@yolowell That was a real news story - a schoolgirl decided to lie face-down on the road as a prank while the Google StreetView car went past. When people saw it on Street View they thought it was a real dead body and created a panic,

phoning the police and the newspapers.

Just google 'street view dead girl' for the story

[pm41224]

@yolowell It was actually at 0:14.

[elpadroney]

they must have a sweatshop of animators to pump content like this out so fast

[minorj47]

@elpadroney wired actually did a great article on these guys this month and yeah it does take a sweatshop.

[netfinder30]

@elpadroney all animators are in a sweathshop...

[netfinder30]

@elpadroney all animators are in a sweatshop...

[SporloMBSSB]

@elpadroney Yeah their animation is just as creepy as their portrayal of Google...

(I'm not really in much support of Google, but this channel's videos are just messed up)

[GreekMamaE]

@SporloMBSSB If you're not in support of Google, than why are you using their services? I'm sure you're aware Google owns YouTube.

[SporloMBSSB]

@GreekMamaE Because they have barely any competition for a lot of their products. I don't have too many alternatives that are as good as Google's. Doesn't mean I have to like them as a company. I could say the same thing about Apple. One could easily call me an Apple fanboy. And like Google, they have plenty of products without quality rivals. However, I disagree with some of their business practices as well as their political view. I would love to use a Gmail alternative if there was one.

[GreekMamaE]

@SporloMBSSB 

[Tripp393]

@elpadroney Animate You FUCKS! ANIMATE!

[SeikM]

@elpadroney Haha they actually do. He hired a team of 200 to pump out animations like this like an assembly line in about 2 hours.

[hoosierhiver]

This channel nevers ceases to bemuse.

[Welocy]

Schminternet!

[OscarMaris]

what happened to "don't be evil" google? WHAT HAPPENED?