Do Prayers Always Come True?

[MiaDepRockRionII]

"You Are Blow Me-"

[SamXtheXFanpire]

there's not a 'Never' button?!

[Jebu911]

I would love to punch that guy. I mean the guy he is playing

[IAMDEFOE]

SHUT UP!!!! sinnerrr.... XD fucking greg goddamnit!! XDD

[dragonsbride101]

@Dion3214 This is your opinion stop trying to shove it down our throats

[IWasBornStupid]

Prayers always come true if you yourself stay true to the Lord, Patience is one of the many tests God gives you. Once you lose patience, and give up, your prayer will not come true. I've always been patient, and all I pray for I receive.

[tayzXlove]

@IWasBornStupid god sucks dick, fuck off.

[IWasBornStupid]

@tayzXlove Oh, Yes, that was so mature of you. Nice job.

[tayzXlove]

@IWasBornStupid aww thank you (: <33

[IWasBornStupid]

@tayzXlove You know, you've hated on me in two of your accounts countless times, I'd like for you to back the fuck off....

[tayzXlove]

@IWasBornStupid umm honestly....no i havent ..? i have a another account but i dont use it its TayzandLenaShow and its dead..and thats it..so i have no idea what your talking about.. O_O sorry xD

ps god is still gay!

[IWasBornStupid]

@IWasBornStupid Same exact thing you said to me, so you can fuck off.

[tayzXlove]

@IWasBornStupid ok cool, i really dont give a shit ! people die all the time, cool. do i care? nope. if my mom died i throw a fuckin party!! my dad? hes getting there, that cool! i honestly dont give a shit! xD

[SuperSuperblueberry]

@IWasBornStupid I know a person who's mother had cancer, and that person prayed every minute of ever day for their mother to get better, but she passed away.

[knoef000]

0:59 Penis? Below xP

[pink88990]

what book harry potthead ?

[indygirl753]

You are "Blow me." XD

[MrSelfHater]

Lol, why am I playing this? I don'y believe in god :P

[MrLLiscool]

Well In the Bible Its Says That All Prayers Arent Answered Im Mean If you Pray for A Donkey to ass Fuck you while your sleeping i mean Cmon Man.

[JustineLeeAnne]

@MrLLiscool They're answered- yes, no, or wait.

[sweetie11707]

LOL, "your Holy Man"!

[JessicaAntoinetteUK]

-Throws fridge- some people need to chill the fuck out!

[bioniclefan1999]

dang the bible has bin changed alot more then i though

[vloser1126]

Maybe were not all familiar with old testament and new testament law????

[HomeMadeGunNut]

I only like onision on this channel on the outher he's a complete fag.

[LelouchXLamperouge]

Where is the NEVER option? WTF is with the NOT ALWAYS..?

[TheSamsammysam]

Who doesnt love this guy?

[xJon2142x]

@TheSamsammysam the creepy stalker in the sky

[UARAF16]

My prayers never came true, maybe that's why i'm atheist

[TheMegapwnage666]

i dont have prayers to keep me happy i have all the money to keep me filled with joy

[redKELLYMHRCH]

all my prayers come true

[keikokitty189]

Jeremiah I love you~

:D

[emoskeleanimal]

"shut up Sinnnerrr" lmao XD haha Onision you're awesome :D

[BPDouglass]

No Gods say no to alot or things

[JoshuasRevenge]

rofl ... to many words for you, because you are blow me.. :D

[JordanForInstance]

Any one got the "Christian prayer center" ad next to this video xD?

[seliinaXD]

@JordanForInstance im posting my prayer request now xD

[JordanForInstance]

@seliinaXD I'll sign up and prayer for you! xD they always come true you know!

[seliinaXD]

@JordanForInstance :O im feeling soooo blessed right now

[GlibSweaterVest]

@JordanForInstance lol, I got Super Mario bro's. lol

Mario is somehow connected to this video...

[foist101]

I think you should have disabled comments Onision. ;] How dare you impose sarcasm upon the fragile mind of the internet!

[kassarock]

I Love the Christian Prayer Center advert next to the video

[nickyrho]

hes jokin already

[TRUTH2061]

YES !

[MrAwesomeMatty]

Yeah, that's the sad part. Onision is deliberatly not telling everyone that all the questions to this quiz was God telling the Isrealites to be pure and clean, free of sin so they wouldn't fall into sin like this. They were God's chosen people and He didn't want them to fall into pervertedness and destruction, due to sin.

[HotSpicyMustard150]

<.< this is so funny xD.. sorry about my first comment on the first question.. tht was my very religous sister tht wrote tht x.x sorry

[joeypaulson]

GOD. IT'S A FUCKING JOKE, IT'S IN THE COMDEY SECTION?! GOD. D:

WTF; e___e"

[stevenmael]

wow this guy is so messed up

[foist101]

@stevenmael B-low me!

[QueenAlexiaAshford27]

I love being an atheist...

[TallicaTyOh]

God..

I laugh my butt off

:))I love him!

Great job.!

[luckybrandonful]

always is awnser

[ConquerCheatCatcher]

"No" or "No".

[Alie32]

0:28 did he just say "your buttholy man" ?

i dont have a sick mind... lol

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

@Alie32 Yes, Yes he did :D

[doggytown123]

we need a utton that says : "FUCK NO!"

[YourRealitySucks]

lol i keep clicking my answers as soon as he asks them.. and then im like "shit! i wanted to hear him yell at me" then click the back button x)

[PossumCuber]

The best part is, is that I have an advertisement for a Christian Prayer Center on the side of the video.

[sladunkaAa]

imscared to clikc not always but...meeh...im going to hell anyways xD

[musiccat13]

"Chose your destiny?" did he mean choose?

[neoarcadezr]

hes missing the button NEVER WORKS

[SharnellReid1992]

XD .. Naughty Language there onision XD

[ALECSF15]

my prayers come true :/ im not lieing :o

[KatelynsAwesome]

@ALECSF15 You should pray for knowing about spelling

[ALECSF15]

@KatelynsAwesome i know, im a terrible speller xD

[leonardoluiss02]

i know it's a joke, but, if the bible tells us not to kill, why the very same book tells us to kill women who have sex before marriage and gay people in general (including lesbians and bisexuals)?

[1peterkim123]

when i was 4 through 7 i always prayyed every night to stop my mom from abusing me,nothing happened thats why i don't believe

[KylieWashinton]

You are baloney

[YamiNoHikaree]

@STATUSreality yes. yes we are. <3

[scaredsoldier]

@STATUSreality no gays r equal

[IWasBornStupid]

@STATUSreality Let's not generalize? How about EVERYONE is awesome? 

[beta6]

religion is funny

[RainbowCreamPie]

my payer is to give you a kiss

[Flatchlenter]

According to the BOOK it's always, but I'ma go ahead and say Not Always for general.

[EighteenCharacters]

According to the book you don't pray to get stuff- you pray to change your understanding of the thing you're asking for. Jesus spoke when he talked in the mount to his deciphles- if God knows of the sparrows and they don't die of starvation, how much more will God regard you and your prayers... This is all slander anyway. Just enjoy it Christian or heathen...

[Skullcandy812]

I feel badanswering this questin :-/ Onision is being a meanie

[rootvalue]

@Skullcandy812 Your book is the one being ridiculous.

[Skullcandy812]

aw root value dun u be a meanie face too ^.^ the book is just that a book its what u do wit it that important besides its not just my book it belongs to anyone who wants it :) I do really believe religon can be positve once you take out the pyscho stuff I mean christianity is supposed to support LOVE isn't it? and love is beautiful isn't it? than no matter how much bs and stupidity is thrown in christianity is still good at the core :) that just my opinion though :)

[Skullcandy812]

I respect ur opinion w/e it may be :) I hope u dun think all christians are stanky I'm sure u don't :D

[iranalpak]

okay listen people I posted this before but he is actually trying to insult somones its not a full joke

[MayaAwadTV2]

Haha this is so funny! #1 because of the video. #2 because of all the people below defending their religion. Thats fine defend your religion, but this was a joke.And if you dont know the meaning of the word "joke", look it up.

[HikaruNoAgata]

dude, he's joking calm the fuck down XD

[AmberHannahbff]

@HikaruNoAgata whoa!!!! you had 19+

including mine which is....19+

:3

[Feminewnew]

@HikaruNoAgata Its still very insulting

[subliminallz]

dude every video in this is a joke alright. fuck.

[fleetingray]

@ILLUMINATINGTHETRUTH so what?

[ILLUMINATINGTHETRUTH]

What I think is funny is how so many people are not getting what I'm saying. LOL

I do not want anyone to die or suffer, especially forever. I would never tell someone to go to Hell. I would rather burn in Hell for all of you guys! But still I'm being hated on! What's up with that? Something doesn't seem right. I have never been against any of you. To me, you are all my friends but I feel as if you choose to make me your enemy. Why?

[rootvalue]

@ILLUMINATINGTHETRUTH I think people are just looking for someone to use as a scapegoat, and it's always easy to pick on the minority. I admire your respectfulness.

[GrimReminders]

PozzBox im half with you on that because i feel agnostic, i have a religious family so its hard for me to express myself being agnostic, anyway im sure you understand

[PozzBox]

it will never come true because god is a fucking joke. dont reply to this comment caz im sick of explaining to people how god isnt real

[TheDarkGuitarist13]

..You guys just don't understand how deep onision is..

This is such a great way to spread the truth.

Man i wish i thought of this way to preach.

..Good job onision.. i know you hate compliments but w/e.

[MsSmartypants96]

ur a dumbass

[JomelieJomelie]

who says that whatever we pray has to come true like Jesus was a genious? he's so wrong..

[7nationarmy1]

@JomelieJomelie the bible says it, the bible says jesus was a genious and that he was perfect (so not human i guess)

[xxxxsilentscreamxxxx]

it wont always come true cuz god might want to test your faith ;]

[XXuNiQuEfReAkXX1]

lol i thought whe he got nervous saying below me he thought he was saying balonie....lol I laughed right on cue before he said shut up. it was awesomeee

[Tdog478]

is that y u r wearing that coat? because of "science"?

[theseffie]

right now im look down at you

[clawz1990]

dude that continue button is to cooool

[xRawry]

you are BLOW me

[ChristineVendetta]

"...you are bologna..." hahahah hes the best

[andr00123]

he was saying blow me, because the last question was about gays

[ChristineVendetta]

oh yeah youre right. it kind of sounds like he is saying, you are belowme...you are blow me...you are below me....you are BELOW ME.

[patukene]

Too many words for You :D

[ross185]

"According to the book of pure, unrelenting truth..."

Onision, you are the God I pray to, and there shall be no other Gods before you!

:P

[chermatic]

i dont wanna play anymore:(ill never win btw onision ure adorable

[vagitoe]

There are no girls on the internet, fagot.

[MagicalGirlBehoimi2]

@vagitoe Hahaha fail.

[piewiistuff1]

do ppl even pray anymore

[russianboi40709]

i do

[FitzyRedStrat]

@piewiistuff1 ohf course. if dey didnt thered mbe no more churches

[FitzyRedStrat]

@piewiistuff1 i ment of course ppl still pray cause if they didnt why were there be churces. they would all be closed down

[piewiistuff1]

ok ok, i couldnt read the last comment with all the accidentle d's in it

[MainCharacterChannel]

This game is tough I got the first three wrong. Oh well lets try again.

[TheBubbleGumStar]

I love games. =D

5stars

[missseg21991]

..... >.> i don't think so....

[xPinkxIsxPunkx]

I seriously love this character. He's smexiii hahaha

[DALTONandKALIB]

@calmdowngirl  fagit

[Powercat316]

sometimes, but not always

[BloodyAngel]

God never said "Prayers ALWAYS come true"

stop it Onision.

[vagitoe]

"Ask and you shall receive."

It doesn't say anything else - therefor, prayers always come true.

[cohen5250]

I asked god for a new car, and I didn't receive it. = Prayers do not come true

[JustTurnItUP89xX]

lol blow me lol these vids are awsome AND halarious lol

[Sararokaz111]

truth, fact, things that are real! haha against false, lies, fantasy! i mean come on seriously, which path would you choose... :) i have had them all wrong(right) so far.

[avocadoes]

Shut up! ... sinner

[ShaneDawsonFTW5000]

And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14 NAB)

jesus lied =(

[Nicksbia]

sinner lol love ya

[ButtKickingHopscotch]

I lovee youuuu!

[animewolf16]

Freuding slip=lol

[ImaginationOverload]

I'm the 3rd comment :D!! <3

[818zKiNkYcHiCk]

pray the name of holy man?lol

[alflex621]

I knew it first you know!