Legendary Vegetable

[sinmantky]

I heard the artichoke was the cause of the Dane invasion

[JesssicaRoseee]

"one day he will return"

rofl, i do hope so

[TheRadicalreels]

I love Artichokes! They have been proven to be one of the best Vegetables for you too. I must watch more of these! ...in Texas we have the Armadillo LOL

[Eliseharris]

Artichokes are pretty great. I love the ones in jars best because then you don't have to get prickles in your fingers from tearing the whole thing apart just so you can get a teeny tiny bit of edible stuff!

[nowhereibelongvip]

"coeur d'artichaud" =D :D

[AbsoluteCheese]

omg Michael Jackson has returned from hell xD

[stephenpaultaylor]

I'm glad Michael Jackson is still around, making vlogs about vegetables!

[thejoshregan]

Ahahaha, Oh geez thats meen

[stephenpaultaylor]

what? it's true! i love MJ!

[GreatTurkishEmpire]

she looks like a serial killer.Doesnt know smile.

[coolgaljose]

you should do fruits too XD

[Eliseharris]

I probably should! Especially since most of the savoury vegetables I mention are actually/also fruits (vegetable is just a culinary term!)

[emiliacharlotte]

haha, love artichoke stems. much appreciated infovid!! xxxxxxx

[Eliseharris]

It's one of my favourites too - but so fiddly to preapare. Probably best bought marinated!

[nothadnotbad]

your so cute

[CelestialElf]

hahaha you are a GREAT INFO-TAINMENT superstar!!

[NapalmTheElf]

How the hell do you cook an artichoke?

And Happy Christmas and fandanglidodoahing new year Elise.

[Eliseharris]

With difficulty! You tend to get black stains on the fingers and a rash while preparing them and then there is hardly any actual 'meat'.

[Eliseharris]

Oh, and a happy new year too!

[VegetableBasket]

Favoriting. I love legendary vegetables.

[AuroraCannagon19x]

Your Crazy.

[mosx]

I can't believe how much I didn't know about those.

[williamjames3]

I'm helping out with the Amnesty Burma play between the 3rd and the 8th so I will need to race from Princes Street to the Phoenix in Broughton Street in 15 minutes!

[Eliseharris]

Should not be particularly hard - it's Boughton Sreet and not that far from Princes Street (dependent on which end of Princes Street).

[Eliseharris]

Sorry, Broughton Street, I meant.

[williamjames3]

Sorry it's taken so long to reply, I just got back from work:) Thats great news, I haven't had a chance to study a map yet, although I do know the performance of the Burma play runs between 4pm and 5pm

[williamjames3]

Its being shown at a place called St Johns Church?

[Eliseharris]

No - The Phoenix bar.

[williamjames3]

The hyperlink to buy tickets for the Show at the Fringe is broken:(

[Eliseharris]

Oh dear - they have had a lot of problems with their system this year. Boh my shows are free, non-ticketed with contributions (just turn up on the day!)

[mnemonyxx2]

[intended reply to Elise]

The autoplay power of the artichoke drew me back... please see hopefully adjacent intended reply to William. Attributable to current keyboard niggles, perchance? Best of luck for Caledonia this time.

[mnemonyxx2]

[intended reply to William]

Did you try inserting a letter s between mother and fataccident when the "server not found" message appears? No tickets to buy, but there's a little charming publicity to view at the right link.

Much kudos to you for the Amnesty Burma play helpout.

[munibr12]

omg wot a waste of time

as if u spent time making this video and then had the courage to put in youtube

u sad woman

[mykfried]

omg, unbelieveable to say eat nothing but artichoke and you will loose way, notto mentionif you did, the vital minerals, proteins, and calorie intake are missed, you would put your health at risk by under nutrishialising on just artichokes.

[pwnedWithAshotgun]

she looks just like micheal jackson! omg

[glencocolover]

haha I love this :)

I have subscribed to you woo

[FatalKaos]

she looks like michael jackson

[MickBelcker]

You neglected to mention that in 732 armed only with an artichoke Charles Martel beat back the Muslim invasion. Napolean was said to have kept one stashed inside his vest at all times.

[gardenspoon]

I don't like the term LOL, but this did make me chuckle,

thank you

[tommielil]

One word CRAP

[Eliseharris]

Yes, that makes very good fertilizer for growing artichokes.

[BigHarryPotterFan07]

LOL! :D

[MostDisgust]

If it were poker, I'd say I'm in. But craps just isn't my game. Sorry

[BOSH45]

Your rather hot. Do you want to hook up? Let me know...

Have a good day.

[jennythemusicmaker]

Nice Brandenburg Concerto. Btw, Bach did write more than one...

[whippedcreamshampoo]

We waited a YEAR for this, but it was worth the wait!

Artichoke rang me up and was in tears of gratitude. It said its heart was nearly bursting.

[brena61]

i thought he pulled a sword out called excalibar i think thats how u spell it lol but u never know i like to be told wrong lol

[OurHighSchoolLolTeam]

She's joking :p

[whippedcreamshampoo]

Yes, but when he had pulled Excalibur out, he found Artichoke inside. Its like had never been seen before, and it was named after him. It was originally called "Arthurchoke", because when he tried to eat it ... well, you try biting into a raw artichoke and see what happens ...

[catfreak180]

borinnnggg!I hate history shit!

[whippedcreamshampoo]

Well this is not history shit. This is history piss, and you can take the piss or leave it.

[catfreak180]

It is to me mate...I'm just being honest!Lol!

[rcassley]

Nearly there..like the idea, doesn't quite click though

[agentstona]

SHE LOOKS LIKE CRUELA DEVIL from 101 dolmations wacky nerd

[Music248]

This chick is wack man hahhahaha

[pjd1024]

its michael jackson! its a joke, but come on theres a striking resemblance.

[Sidione]

Damn she's ugly... and I'm not talking about the artichoke u know...

[JedSaint]

Fairly funny... and this is coming from someone who is an xpert at judging random humour. Worth A watch at least, but not worth slagginf it off. relentlessaddict you must have way too much time if you're going around leaving shit comments about other people's videos! I don't see any of yours getting sponsored

[lunahermosa]

hahahahahaha

[dh300c]

I would guess she doesnt have, 'way to much time' but if u r outside the UK, u may struggle 2 get her humour. If u dont get her humour, let her be! she is lovely and friendly!..........if u dont get it....then y comment????

[dh300c]

well how these, as those have put it, viewers watch stupid videos, get viewers is mainly appreciaters of Elise's stuff. All those that dont get it...fuck off and watch something else, u aint payin to watch it and even if u was, why did u pick this??? hmmm ask youselves that........

[relentlessaddict98jm]

she must have way to much spare time and nothing at all to do

[RIPCAT22]

Ok i wonder how these stupid videos get viewers

[DojoSimo3]

u look like michel jackson

[sherlock72]

I´ve watched your video without sound. Why i don´t now...

[laserdinosaur1]

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad you are saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad for making this video

[bestiaccia]

Great!

[ExteriorDesign]

Bloody brilliant!

[russeldust]

please grow up

[gigijessgigi]

lawlz I'm amazed at her ability to control her laughter.

[newcoolnarutard1]

¬_¬ That bored the hell outta me! See? I am so bored I am typing in an american slang type way lol, but yeah bad attempt at humour

[MusicIsMyLife5657]

Wtf, a legendary vegetable. Thats scary dudes.

[Komaza121]

Interesting, pretty cool vid :)

[Doodlepeg]

I like artichokes...wha was the video about though?

[edanddom]

Poor attempt at humour

[VanguardBeta]

Scary woman

[PoStNaTuRaL]

good video

[GEARSCOMBATANT1]

*Reads title* "Legendary Vegetable"....Terry Shiavo?

[LinzerBiscuit]

haha that was funny

[VladCarn]

Is she related to Micheal Jackson? Sha'Mon ,Mo fo!

[JedSaint]

My idea of a legendary vegetable is Timmy from South Park

[WakeXxX]

hahaha she so does!

[BleakWaters]

You're scary o_o

[wilsparky]

I forgot how good JS Bach is.

[capricious71]

Well said.

[Optimystix]

I remember this channel o_o;

[jah0va]

It looks like a dead bum

[jackisdacrac]

yre a one special kid and i dont meen tht in a good way

[bcallfree]

dont dont eat thaat eatme

[Spickzettel74]

5 stars

[WakeXxX]

she looks a bit like michael jackson lol no offence to her lol

[MilesProwerTails]

lol

[prfctday]

only a small part of the artichoke is edible... classic monty python meets 'look around you'!

[Kalobischo]

right..

[rockplannet1]

yeah to be honest this isnt comedy, stick to stand up or something? whatever your good at?

being random with inanimate objects if for 13 year olds not 40 year olds.

[prfctday]

Oh shut up.

[Carbondioxide1234]

i'd love to artichoke her...

[xIShortyIx]

lol i like tht

[hhhhbkdx123]

legendery vegetble WTF

[y1fsm8s]

wat

[PossessedStapler]

that sucked, give me that 1 min of my life back

[Encrtia]

and 5 seconds..

[ReZon4ce]

you chose to watch it retard.

[PossessedStapler]

yes i chose to watch it, beause its on the homepage so i thought it wouldnt be crap

[chufuss]

great video..it made me chuckel

[Chazzer131]

your fucking weird

[Qartveli84]

no ofence but you look like MJ

[peagreenrules0018]

lol i like these funny things!!!!!!

[scotland0chick]

funny =] your good at making me laugh lol

[Malawiamal]

Idiotisch!

[procyonuk]

that had me in hysterics, you've got yourself a sub. :D

[LordInksworth]

hey, you're a nutter.

I like you already.

[Swear156]

its so stupid ((((((((((((a love it!

[AlexTheRussianAnt]

Ah! twas the perfect example of Amazingness! I myself have never sampled an Artichoke before, i cannont bring myself to eat anything green. Didums I digress... A good video, saddly one only a certain crust of human can appreciate. I 5 star your effort!

[zersockpuppet]

Don't you also have echidnas in Australia?

You're capitalizing on the spikyness.

[mcrville]

soooo boring i almost died

[CraigLewis98]

BORING

[peanutrox713]

weirdo!!

[Eliseharris]

Yep! What of it?

[scotland0chick]

she's not a weirdo she just has a talent that some people love and find interesting and other find boring! i find it interesting so i am proud to be one of the many weirdo's of the world =D

[iareediot]

lmao, really funny

[liamster]

lol ultimate randomness

[plumandamba]

fartichoke!!!

[EmSabNdAm09]

i think i just lost a minute of my life which i will never get back

[Eliseharris]

You would have lost it anyway. Oops, there goes another

[DrDeclanPoo]

THAT WAS STUNNING

[spondoncrew]

okaayy wots goin on here? chattin pure shit for a minute or so, ya wanna lay of tha crack babe

[samuelbell1990]

is that michael jackson

[anyjaszemit]

Tosh.

[emzy1967]

SMILE

[Eliseharris]

See most of my other [non vegetable] videos!

[morkhan]

Very amusing.

[jackcksparrow]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!

[mrmba2003]

she looks like chris crocker

[jackcksparrow]

she looks nothing like michael jackson

I think she´s pretty!!

[weedster999]

it sucks. why a youtube feature vid??!!

[diffusedlight]

"...and ignore the thousands of comments saying you look like Michael Jackson." -YoutuubSam

Oooooh that's a bit of a double-edged compliment!

Though, if you count, I think you'll find the Michael Jackson comments now run into infinity- so Sam must have missed a few.

[diffusedlight]

Stranger in Moscow, History, Dangerous, Bad and now The Artichoke.

Well done Michael.

Glad the nose appears to be staying on by the way.

[PanicAtRandom]

Help....Me...Artiiiccchcooookk­e

[zQWASZX]

lol - quite brilliant in a simply odd kind of way...

[Montyleeny14]

Em, is it me or does the gal in the vid need some extreme cosmetic surgery around the eyes? She scares me!!!

[YoutoobSam]

It's not filled with a heart is it? Nooooo i've eaten too many hearts!

Keep up with the great vegetable videos and ignore the thousands of comments saying you look like Michael Jackson.

[billie1123]

you look like michael jackson

[seXyeXy]

i have just wasted over a minute of my life.

[morris111222]

yes

this is by far one of the best youtube vids!

[TheMerlinOfAR]

HAHAHAHA

[yisnotavowel]

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[yisnotavowel]

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[yisnotavowel]

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[yisnotavowel]

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[crims0ncoast]

XD, enough said

[Anonymous636]

She looks like Michael Jackson!

[insanewomanx3b]

lmao, I choked on my milk laughing at that! Well done!

[JakBarJak]

Life must be frightfully boring in London ol' girl. Find something to fill the days. Oh, I say ol' girl, Lawn Bowls may be just thing.

[1Cunningstunts]

Who says people dont learn from u tube????

[ezydriver1]

You turn me on just a little too much!

[Superawesomecoffee]

O_O

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[Superawesomecoffee]

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[chattercrac]

Intellectual humor. Your a genius!

[1Cunningstunts]

Surely geniuses are intellectual surely?

Unless you know something the rest of the u tube (dare i say it) community DONT?

ps please dont come back with the old chestnut (I probably know a lot that you dont know):):)

[chattercrac]

old chestnut

[1Cunningstunts]

There be no need fur sarcasm sire:)

[chattercrac]

*for

[1Cunningstunts]

sarcazum

[chattercrac]

no need for sarcasm now sire

[lidskidder]

You forgot to mention the tale of Gawain, the green artichoke! ;)

[Eliseharris]

Oh yes, of course, how could I forget! The Green Artichoke insisted Gawain chop off his head and serve it with some butter.

[matman16]

.......

[SnazzBot]

You and your big face

[DEADB0RN]

......

[jammin978]

......

[MindlessMovies]

And you are clearly dedicated to what you do, so keep it up, and don't let anybody stand in your way! x

[MindlessMovies]

You are very funny! You have to be very clever to get the jokes.. and clearly these 'haters' don't understand these jokes, so they have a very small brain, if one at all. You keep posting videos, because I thoroughly enjoy them, as well as a lot of othes too. I love you Elise! From James. x

[mrconridge]

lolol

[yahoopig]

Stop This. It Is Silly!

[5htda]

I'm off but really enjoyed that. Maybe you should except criticism with the good grace that you seem to except plaudits.

Otherwise you come across as a bit spoilt. You could entitle the series as "low hanging fruit"

[5htda]

Really I can't seem to find these thousands of people online.

Funny how you can no longer address any of the pertinent point anymore, i.e. why I am not allowed to hold a negative opinion on what you do.

Well keep producing the videos I'm sure you'll be on the radio soon then maybe tv and movies, the world is certainly your oyster but of course thats my opinion and has no value until you decide a specific frame of reference for me so you can ignore criticism and live in a sycophantic bubble

[5htda]

"I must see" i.e. you must have a degree of awareness about what you produce.

You will be very heard pushed to find people claiming muddy waters was the greatest.

Basically what you seem to be getting at that there is no right or wrong about opinions on "art". I think that is flawed. There a plenty of poor artists and writers and comedians etc. You first said I didn't understand it because that it is not my type of thing, therefore degrading my opinion. You attacked opinions first

[Eliseharris]

I would be hard pushed? Let's see - online search... oh yes, thousands of people claiming he was great or the greatest. Funny that.

[wiplash06]

so many yellow rectangles

i have never known someone to comment there own video as much!!

wow some1 replied to my comment but i can not find it.

it was proberly her LMAO!

ye this should deffffffinatly NOT be featured

come on.. people make amazing videos that take time an effort...

"the Artichoke is a famed and feted vegitable"

noonce seriously gives a flying toss...

sorry but it really is stupid.

[5htda]

I haven't attempted to prove my opinions are fact. The Muddy Waters example is used to show there are different standards in a given field. The muddy waters point is a fact. I'll take it you haven't read any biographies of his where he states he is a limited guitar player and not at the standard of his contemparies. Look at some Waters original sheet music compare it to blind Willie Mctell for example.

If someone said it was good would you respond with "well, thats your opinion"?