In Living Color - Dirty Dozens

[jsaic]

yo mama so fat she uses hoola hoops for earrings.

[trapcrew1524]

Your mommas so fat she couldnt fit in her tub so ppl hosed her down...,

[JemMelTan]

You mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter she squeezed out a booger from Washington's nose! LMAO!!!

[drolgh8]

You Mama's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

[drolgh8]

Yo Mama's so fat she uses the Empire State Building as a toothpic!

[skeletorphd]

Yo mamas so fat that when she was stood in the road I tried to avoid her in my car and ran out of petrol.

[vegetaprince14]

yo mama so small king kong couldn't find her

[vegetaprince14]

yo mama so stupid she thought Cheerios were bullet holes

[vegetaprince14]

yo mama so bald i could see her little brain

[vegetaprince14]

yo mama so black she look like a black ashtray

[vegetaprince14]

yo mama hair so nappy T-Pain shout out Nappy Boy

[Sumthingdiffrent]

Yo mama's so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone book

[tankermottind]

Yo' mama smell so bad that when she goes outside skunks spray her to hide the stink.

Yo' mama so ugly, she worked as a body double for Michael Jackson.

Yo' mama so stupid, she brought Cliff's Notes to a drug test.

Yo' mama so fat, she can turn any car into a lowrider by sitting in it.

Yo' grandma so fat, during World War II the Luftwaffe aimed their bombs at her.

Yo' daddy so ugly, even two-dollar whores won't sleep with him.

Yo' mama so crazy, she broke into prison.

[ResidentStevil0]

Yo mama's so skanky when I slept with her instead of a condom I needed to wear a HAZMAT suit

[jayden2595]

Lol!!!!! This is hilarious!

[star782]

i love living color!

[MrTrueBlend]

Yo mama's so old she bought brontosaurus burgers to a cookout.

[Anas8120]

I though this is was about D-12 and I'm like:WTF?? xD

[icesexwithalobster]

funny laugh 1:24-1:26

[trophyman0806]

Yo mama so old she took her driving test on a dinosaur lol

[BlackNerd91]

Yo mama is so ugly that she scared the shit out of the toilet.

[JavaSpitLava]

yo mamas so stupid, when she jumped out a window, the hoe went up.....wtf does that mean?....

[alanpeel1981]

Your mama's so tall, tourists at the Empire State Building complain that she's blocking the view.

[lwakefield]

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and when she came out, they gave the bitch an application.

[ravendanzig]

Yo mamma's teeth is so yellow, I can't believe its not butter! LOL

[FromMeToWhoever4]

@Yoti1980 holy shit, man... I've certainly seen my share of racists, but still, wtf

[Yoti1980]

@FromMeToWhoever4 I know it's great right?

[bowens0596]

That's some funny $#!t!!

[WizzoPro9476]

Yo mamma so po she gotta go to KFC to lick other peoples' fingers!

[WizzoPro9476]

Yo mammy so stupid she stole free bread!

[WizzoPro9476]

5th Waaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!

[dlferich]

@WizzoPro9476 hahaha.... never heard that one before

[WizzoPro9476]

Yo mamma so fat when she fell, nobody was laughing, but the ground was cracking up!

[gatbearer576]

@WizzoPro9476 yo mamma so fat when I think about her she break my neck....

[kim123792]

JAMIE FOX IS CRAZY IS HELL STILL

[TheThomasmoon]

Yo mama so stupid she gave her uncle a blowjob because he told her it would lower the unemployment rate

[fieldsfan336]

Yo mama's so old, she studied at Caveman U!

[6angelo9]

here's the one with Ed O'neill /watch?v=EY0jYH4EE7Q

[bakidk]

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought "profound" was something to do with the NFL draft...

(not one of my own ;) )

[UWUMMBO]

Your mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it.

[RottNBrain]

ur mama so ugly when the bitch looked at the mirror her own reflection shot herself 

[BIGONYOU24]

yo mama is so stupid she thougth boyz 2 men was a daycare center!!!

[1stClasswagga]

Yo Mama So Fat She Wears A Hula Hoop As A necklace

[925xavier]

42 people didnt grow up in the 90's

[CheeseReaper22]

Ya Mama's so dumb, whenever she walks by a fan she puts a finger in her mouth and then sticks it up in the air to figure out what direction the wind is going.

Ya mama's so fat, Sonic The Hedgehog tried to do a lap around her and he passed out.

Ya mama's so fat, she took a piss in the Mississippi River and it overflowed.

Ya mama's so old, her first book was the 10 Commandments.

Ya mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and the scale started choking to Death.

[Thedarksecret1]

In Living Color trumps SNL. I don't care what anyone says.

[MelvinWren]

lol 5th Ward Houston, Tx!

[sb4life41]

Your mama so stupid when she went to fill out a job application and the part where it says sign she signed Libra.

[awwfulwaafffle]

@sb4life41 Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

[FuuKwon]

where the one with al bundy at ??

[mcbr4942]

LMAO @ Amfeny

[johnnyBOYgroup]

The announcer is the voice of salem from sabrina

[yungkidnf]

@johnnyBOYgroup yea thats Nick Bakey

[elikeeler]

anyone else notice that the scores keeps changing

[JaYjmVp718]

Your mama so fat that she drinks salt water

[9mmPrince]

It's Salem!

[joshuabugman]

Yo mamas so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving!

[maximus451]

Yo mama's like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in a gutter and STILL comes back for more!

[txw8065]

ya Jamie Foxx handled Tommy, even though Tommy tried to steal Eddie Murphy's joke!

[CheeseReaper22]

Ya mama's so fat, she uses the Underground Railroad as a shortcut to McDonalds

Ya mama's so ugly, the Governor declared her face as a State of Emergency

Ya mama's so horny, she saw a map of America and started blowing Florida

Ya mama's uterus is like the Titanic, it broke in two and then sunk to the bottom

[mokshalovely]

the announcer sounds like Salem (Sabrina the Teenage Witch).

[KairuHakubi]

NORRRRRRRRB!!!

[FlukeDogg08]

Yo momma so dumb and drunk, what's in the brown paper bag? She drinks mouthwash instead of malt liquor. It taste so fresh.

Yo momma so fat, she plays Dance Dance Revolution and breaks the squares with arrows.

Yo momma so dumb, she using cheat code for Call of Duty: Black Ops. Like "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, start" from Contra.

[MizzMaxJones]

I have got to find the one with Ed O'Neill. I remember watching that when it first came on tv.

[TaurusWrangler]

@MizzMaxJones

It's on here, just look harder.

[MizzMaxJones]

@TaurusWrangler

I know. I found it right after and saved it to my favs...right after I watched it twice. ^_^

[Isolation00]

LOLZ. 

[bizarro85101]

i wisj dirty dozens was a real show lol

[tna4mex]

yo manna so stupid she made a dumbass who cant match video with audio.

[dogbrainbutt]

they switched jamie foxx's score with the other guys score at 2:08

[winstonsmithamm]

Your mama's so stank, she's really unpleasant to be around.

[1LostMind]

This sketch is the original 'Yo Momma'

[Yoti1980]

Yo momma's so fat she download cheats for the Wii fit!

[vampov]

@Yoti1980 your grammar sucks.

[Yoti1980]

@vampov Actually my grammar is fine. I was just giving it a ghetto twist so our under educated black folks could understand me

[TiaDalmasdaughter84]

@Yoti1980 are you trying to say back people are dumb

[Yoti1980]

@TiaDalmasdaughter84 No I'm sure there are 2 or 3 out there that can hold a job, speak regular English, and have some self respect

[TiaDalmasdaughter84]

@Yoti1980 What is wrong with u

[Yoti1980]

@TiaDalmasdaughter84 Nothing, why? Whats wrong with you?

[TiaDalmasdaughter84]

@Yoti1980 I wasted 2 hours trying to think of what to say to you to get you understand that everyone has something to bring to the table but people like you are too ignorant to see past skin color and stereotypes to see that. So I'm going to let God handle you because I'm not going to let you nor anybody else make me feel like I'm not as smart or as reliable as anybody else. By the way I'm a black 13 year old girl and I have plenty self respect because I know my history and I'm sorry you don't.

[Yoti1980]

@TiaDalmasdaughter84 Leave your fictional characters like God out of this. That's like me saying I'm going to let the easter bunny handle you

[TiaDalmasdaughter84]

@Yoti1980 yeah, Whatever

[Yoti1980]

@TiaDalmasdaughter84 Whats wrong did God not come to your aid with something catchy to say?

[catzblu999]

@TiaDalmasdaughter84 You're 27 or 28, not fooling anyone

[StraightouttaPA]

@Yoti1980 punk ass bitch

[Yoti1980]

@StraightouttaPA hahahaha Whatever helps you sleep at night

[TiaDalmasdaughter84]

@Yoti1980 are you trying to say black people are dumb

[kaleyley0829]

3:03 not your mama's so ugly.......stank.

3:56 the punk Bitch.

[MrsParkerWasHere]

"Def Jam is gone ,Comic view is gone, Now we got dalaughingbarrel(dot)com"

[cheryjackson1]

yo mam so ugly.......she lookd out the window and was arrested for mooning!!!!

[RickJ32]

@cheryjackson1 that is a fantastic one.

[watchmen715]

when was this show.

[1LostMind]

@watchmen715 it was from 1990-94

[watchmen715]

what did he say at 34 to mamma so shor she?......

[VILEHINTZ]

@watchmen715 she poses for trophies

[amez4life]

Yo mama's so tall, if she did a cartwheel, she'd kick Christ right in the face.

Yo mama's so fat, she can never fall in love . . . only break it.

Yo mama's so black, when she was born her parents named her Evening.

Yo mama's such a grouch, the McDonald's she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her what a pronoun was, she answered, "A noun that gets paid on a regular basis."

[00ghostcobra]

@amez4life You momma breath is so stank that she Gargled with Tide; and when she spit it out it looked like Pepsi.

You momma pussy is so stank that she gave birth to three Cavity Creeps.

You momma so fat that she flosses her teeth with Twix

You momma is so ugly that Brock Lesnar took one look at her and tapped out.

You momma breath so bad that she blow into the wind and knocked herself unconscious.

[amez4life]

@00ghostcobra Yo mama's so cheap, her idea of a fire alarm is hanging bags of Jiffy Pop from the ceiling.

Yo mama's so cross-eyed that for years she thought her only child was a twin.

Yo mama's so bad, she was called for jury duty and the judge found her guilty.

Yo mama's so poor, even the Republicans are willing to give her welfare.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she went camping, a park ranger mistook her for Yogi Bear.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Burger King and thought she was a queen.

[pilotamurorei]

@amez4life

yo mama's so fat she used the I-10 as a slip n slide

[amez4life]

@pilotamurorei Good one! Try these on for size:

Yo mama's so ugly, even Dennis Rodman and Flavor Flav wouldn't sleep with her.

Yo mama's so smelly, the only thing I want to give her is some disinfectant.

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she lost at Jenny Craig was $20 plus the cost of food.

Yo mama's head is so big, she doesn't have dreams, she has full length feature films.

Yo mama's teeth are so big, I don't know whether to smile at her or play "Chopsticks".

[phillip98165]

36 peoples mama so fat they sat on a rainbow and 2000 skittles poped out

[yungjay211]

your mother so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a buger out of george washington nose DAMN lol yo this had cryinh laughing at the end

[yungjay211]

your mother so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a buger out of george washington nose DAMN lol

[KonyaliHaSaN7100]

36 people momma is so ugly,that the gorilla run away when it see them

[fix0r420]

your mom's so fat, she got stretch marks in her clothes, your mom's so black she sweats coffee.you mom's teeth so yellow her tongue is sun-burned. your mom's so fat when she walks the radio station skips.

[InLoVeWiThLaNgStOn]

What did he say at 1:10

[supersaver87]

@InLoVeWiThLaNgStOn

He said: "Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and the ho went up!"

[InLoVeWiThLaNgStOn]

@supersaver87 Ooooh ok thank you :]

[drizzydrake718]

yo momma so fat dora cant even explorer

[oehieze]

looks like someone was watchin' this show when he came up with the line

"100 dollars CASH MONEY!" lol

[tjm3774]

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was presented the "key to the city", the city immediately changed the lock!

[MondoBeno]

After this thing went off the air in '93 I never saw reruns of it anywhere.

[IStayHood]

@MondoBeno

Recently they've been playing reruns on the Centric channel. And every now and then they might play them on BET (as a marathon) but yeah.. once they left the air reruns vanished. Shame.

[mvwi1]

@MondoBeno It was in syndication on FX in the late '90's.

[MrEminemsbiggestfan]

yo mama so fat dora cant even exploer her.

when yo mama was born the doctor slapped her parents

yo mama so dumb she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

yo mama so ugley when she went to a strip joint they paid her to keep her cloths on.

[KingOfNoblePark]

Yo mama's got one arm. She swims in circles

[CyrusDeasel]

Yo momma's so small, she tried to commit suicide by jumpin off a curb...

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish...

[sillysass10]

Thumbs up if this should be a legit show

[megamanmaniac]

@sillysass10 Wilmer Valderrama had a show like this on MTV.

[BadSwineDOTcom]

@sillysass10

I think they did really do it as a show, it was on MTV and Fez from that 70's show hosted it.

[rqueener216]

@sillysass10 they did have a show like this it was called YO MAMA!

[ShereKhan77]

@sillysass10 ill give you a I SECOND THAT IDEA!

[MrEminemsbiggestfan]

yo mama so fat & old she sunk the titanic.

yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says one person at a time please.

yo mama so old her birth certificate says exspiered

yo mama so short u can see her feet on her drivin liconce

[fUCkyOUbL0WM3]

YO MOMMAS SO FAT SHE JUMPED FOR JOY AND GOT STUCK

[breana95]

why they lower amfeny's points after the chick gave the iq joke at 2:13, he had 200 lol

[miltonraiders]

i really miss IN LIVING COLOR, snl just sucks, snl has no talent!

[MiRRorSrMoReFunThnTV]

Just remember who thought of "Yo Mama" first. It wasn't Vilder or MTV!!!!

[DrakeBellsGirl27]

Nick Bakay is so awsome. Nick Bakay is like a legand to me. i love you Nick Bakay.

[QUiR3BO1]

Ya mama so bald she stepped n tha shower n got brainwashed

[johnnymfapplecore]

Yo mama's so greasy, when she went for a swim in the gulf coast, she had to blame the mess on BP.

[FredericaBimble]

@johnnymfapplecore - You may want to watch the house wife bit on here because you don't quite "get" how the game's played.

[tkdfrank]

yo mamas so fat she went to da himyalas people said AVALANCHE

[p1r6t30fr0ck]

yo mama's so fat she got on an airplane and it became a submarine.

[blackbelted]

Your mama so stank she could not clean the ring around her tub so she just put fill to this line!

[dez1lov4ever]

Yo momma so fat she went to the grand canyon and got stuck!!!

[dez1lov4ever]

Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!!

[menotellname]

Yo momma so ugly...if ugly were bricks...she'd be her own projects.

[nicolemonrue]

yo mama so stupid she thought the GAP was a place to get her teeth fixed

[SurveyorXXX]

34 peoples mamas are so stupid, they accidentally hit the dislike button.

[ebarries]

@SurveyorXXX 36 people are so stupid they don't know who hit their ass

[SonOfIgneel]

@SurveyorXXX worst yo momma joke ever

[SurveyorXXX]

@SonOfIgneel Either that, or you're just lame, seeing as how that comment has 50 thumbs ups but you say it's the worst. I think it's just you.....

[SonOfIgneel]

@SurveyorXXX no its yo mama and me in the bed

[beans2themax]

"so listen and hear some dissin'" lol

[CheeseReaper22]

Hey, Its Nick Bakay. He did the voice of Norbert in The Angry Beavers.

[MusicOfTheSystem]

@CheeseReaper22

I didn't even notice that. Thanx 4 the info! :)

[auraliztic]

ahh where are the pharcyde when you need them...

[clockworkengine]

Antiperspirant. Made for a man, but strong enough for your momma!

[RjeanBagierra]

jim carrey should've been the host of this show

[DaCynic]

@RjeanBagierra thats's what i said

[emoney1487]

ooh now that is a stupid momma... lol

[livejoker24]

''I think i'll stick with stupid, stu!'' LOOL!

[crucialconflict02]

the punk BITCH! ha ha ha

[angelgirlxoxo20]

love it reminds me on 5th grade. lol

[angelgirlxoxo20]

love it

[NoxieDC]

Yo momma's so fat she has her own gravity.

[likes2aplay]

very funny thank ya

[dimviesel]

the "poses for trophies one",... good god (O=

[martinez221704]

so this is were Wilmer got yo mama from.

[dimviesel]

@martinez221704 yeh total rip off. i bet he didnt even pay the wayans bros. for that concept.

oop! aha! u notice he stabs the two guys at the very end of the vid? hilarious

[BuenaventuraAvenue]

@dimviesel Wilmer doesn't owe the Wayans for yo mama jokes. The Wayans didn't invent them.

[BuenaventuraAvenue]

@martinez221704 No, yo mama jokes are very very old concept. Google "the dozens" and you'll see it goes back a long way.

[kingman88]

34 people didn't like jokes about their momma

[kelstr8playin]

The host is the best part of these sketches cuz he's so into it. "if you listen u'll hear some dissin" "let's get the 411"

[Babysista26]

I like the episode "The Black People Awards"

[IBMaccMartelli]

2:00 LMAO

[kidsrule10]

YO momma so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell. Yo momma so fat she went on top of the Arch and turn into a Mcdonalds Sign. Yo momma so fat she steped on the scale and it said to be continued. Yo momma so fat she turned around and they gave her a welcome party. What

[fortminor85]

@kidsrule10 Your mama is like a shotgun, One cock and she's loaded.

[kidsrule10]

@fortminor85 You mama is like a mosquito you have to slap her two times to make her stop sucking

[fortminor85]

@kidsrule10 OOOHH good one man.

[fortminor85]

@kidsrule10 Your mama is so nasty, she puts an ice cube down her drawers just 2 keep the CRABS fresh.

[theorion1978]

your momma so fat she is on both sides of the family

[theorion1978]

can u handle this-

your momma so fat she has her own zip code

[Loolie07]

ur moms house is so poor, i went 2 knock on the door and a roach tripped me and a rat took my wallet!

[Loolie07]

@34HourzDAiLYmedi that doesnt make any since! Thats not even funny! Your family is so poor, i stepted on a cigarette and ur momma said who turned off the heat! Now thats funny!