Stupid Porn Intro

[parham68]

hahahaha its funny cuz the most stupid porn outro line i've ever watched is from the same actor =D

[debunker1905]

oh beri nice butifu

[HodeciJogurt]

FUCK, I NEED TO KNOW FROM WHICH MOVIE IS THIS :D

[flitloue]

Oh very nice, beautiful

[damien345]

lol massive change of subject that have absolutly no link between them and he still gets ass.....hes ma hero

[chriskindle]

so this is where Lucas stole the dialogue for Star Wars EP2

[kcunit333]

instead of speaking in broken English why not just speak in there own language ?

[gemdedude]

@kcunit333 I could ask you the same thing. =))

[19twoody]

haha love it! although i always skip it :)

[LenartS]

ANDY KAUFMAN IS ALIVE!

[77BennyK]

the lamest porn ever is on "Robert Feldman showreel" hahaha look for it.

[pleezstopdancin2]

How does the fact about sand relate to her beauty? lol XD

[scorpioeagle56]

ACCIDENTALLY LEARNING SCIENCE



[runningbul1]

i think we found tommy wiseau's dad lol

[ThePolecatz]

"you are more beautiful then...sand'

[1233Maya]

lmfao y would u say ok at the SAND if its not sand

[Iam18yearsolddddd]

true american accent 

[LavaSharkk]

"luhk at deh send, is nah send akchuly" man he is a deep and heavy poet.

[whata86]

@LavaSharkk lmao! made me spit my drink out. Deep and heavy poet lol

[YUSKHAN]

You fucken Czech basted

[Dan4157]

1.) Sand is strictly a grain size.

2.) Its calcium carbonate sand, not the actual coral organism.

[OhFishyFish]

I love his accent, sounds like car insurance indian call centre..

[high1991]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDD

[ProjectILT]

"you see this sand? THEY ARE NOW DIAMONDS!! Anything is possible when you use Oldspice Body Wash. I'm on a horse"

[mikiroony]

Aaaand action xD!

[dylanCongTu]

wat movie is this?

[123dontreadthis]

i wanted the video to go on

[HELLYEAHF00]

Oh very nice beautiful! :)

[silencesoloud12]

Look at this island. It's not really an island, you see? It's a laser with which I will make every woman sexually appealing and attracted to me! Now that you know my plan, let's fuck.

[Crazyforaussie]

Any Oscars???

[undisputed4life]

Look at my cum... it's not cum actually, do you see?

[k0stil]

- LOOK THIS AILEND! ISNT IT BUTIFUL?

- OH VERI NAIS BUTIFUL!

[hoLocronKiller]

hey look it's ke$ha!

[pikaneji]

@TubedUp909Zombified

If that's true...the full length version of this must be at least 5 days long...

[AndrosForever]

this is where they got the inspiration for those Axe commercials

[NathanXPablo]

ok wtf does she say at 0:25 hu ho

[alobpreis]

@NathanXPablo She says nothing, he says "you see?", and she replies later "yes".

[shelleyinthecity]

The guy is going bald but still thinks he looks sexy wearing his hair in a pony tail. Loser.

[95RandomBear95]

Tried this line with my mother

[Gameboykd]

@95RandomBear95 how did it work out? haha!!

[cuppajoesugar]

She looks like a skinnier Lisa from The Room

[baymarine01]

Iv got wood....

[CarbonNixton]

fail......

[arcticmonkeys1990]

hahahaha those are actors! :D

[Stickpye]

You see this penis? its not actually a penis, its shrivelled, its completely different..... But you are the sluttiest thing on this island

[xreptarbreex]

BOING!

[Megadethmegadethfan1]

If only it was that easy to get laid

[lurch321]

"Look at this sand. Isn't sand actually, it's a coral. You see? It's completely different."...................­......uh, buddy, could be a little MORE boring and dull next time?

[kisdaflag]

LMAO

[raro11]

haha epic :D

[ferchopato]

link???

[esc4all]

you are the most beautiful THING on this island xD

so sweet :D

[adpuffs]

"you are the most beutiful thing on this island"

thats not saying much

[esc4all]

it's not sand,it's a coral...now suck my cock

[Hunkyfish20]

lol

[meshary5]

just fast forward to the wet stuff

[djgambitron]

whover said you can't learn about geology watching porn?

[CSilva76]

oh boy, i would prefer to go fishing than watch this shit cheap porn movies...

[lxlt2666]

stupid fuckin porn..keywords..now this will come up when im googled instead of the stupid spam !!

[Omeggia]

Who ever writes these scripts NEEDS to be hanged... by his nutsack... with 20 blonde dancing chicks around him... has to be porn related I guess =/ that's what the script says anyway...

[screwster101]

Look at that coldesac on his head, daaaaang!

[NotoriousElderly0]

The "LOST" writers really ran out of ideas on this episode. Looks like there will never be a seventh Zombie Season afterall.

[TheSnowii]

"look at this sand its not sand actualy"

[RYNO2511]

and then it cuts to them fucking?

[wwfchamp]

So she is more beautiful than crushed coral. Sweet !!!

[Andezn]

@Twatkilled sotoy lu nyet..hahaha

[Twatkilled]

eh petrus

[electricsheep1203]

@Twatkilled

"youre the most beautiful thing on this island...wait youre the only thing on this island..."

[Executor567]

"you are the most beautiful thing on this island"

yeah, the only one.

xD

[etniko]

So that's the line I need to use to get laid!

[h0stI13]

omfg lol shit fuck bad acting funny ass shit...hard to get a boner watching this though

[Ekeman0]

omg! i just jizzed XD

[Sheik1111]

thats how i get them ALL!

[jedikiller2004]

this is not about porn and fucking you thirdie

[checkpwn3t]

"Look at this sand... it's not sand actually (XD) do you see?

-ok :D

[stewie919]

lmao!!

[dantheman1507]

@checkpwn3t

of course his penis... is not actually a penis

[chrisdavidi]

i came in my pants

[LSD2US]

It's so tacky! :)

It is really funny ..

[WisconsinWriter]

If Lifetime Channel aired porn, this would be on there.

[xradoslawx]

that's porn for women right?

[chrisfranflor]

why the hell is he talkin bout sand??? he should be asking her y she sounds like a man with a squeaky voice

[MrTr32]

jajajajaja just fuck her man.. stop talking about sand

[capslock86]

So romantic. This inspires me.

[slinkee2k]

This is actually a demonstration video for the art of bullshit.

[konikula]

I don't think its stupid... its pretty nice and high leveld

[dolmadakia]

He could be attractive if he fixed that GOD-AWFUL hair-do.

[JerkRant]

why does she sound like a man pretending to have a girl voice?

[sirnyk]

oh damn lol

[KampferXeon]

@JerkRant because it's a hemaphrodite and this is for people who like that shit

[PsychoKrazyTime]

Is that Paris Hilton?

[fotie25]

i just saw him grab a pile of sand..

[GomerDose]

This is the kind of crap "adult" video you pay 15 bucks for at hotels.

I ALWAYS GET RIPPED OFF!

[masterohumans]

wow thats stupid

[8av8today]

Ok bitch let's fuck now. Bend Over.

[blablawhatev1]

the acting is terrible

[Scrapsy24]

lol ofc its terrible, its porn. its supposed to be bad.

but back in the 80s, where every movie always seemed to be something with a plot and storyline, they actually had decent actors then. Jamie Gillis, John Leslie. Heh, youll never stuff like that anymore though. That era has been dead a long time now. Today, its all 'talk to the girl for 5mins and abuse the shit out of her, then go to the next one'.

[blablawhatev1]

nowadays every scene is the same and the girls either look miserable or like they're in pain. i don't understand how anyone can get off to it